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@cringeestory

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41,771subscribers

-1,751 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001259416619
TypeChannel
Username@cringeestory
DescriptionТолько реальные кринжовые истории со всего интернета и нашей предложки реклама: @achexdd
Created10 November 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live21 October 2026
Measurements held45
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 21 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/cringeestory

Topic

Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Content that also appears on other registered channels

Posts published here appear word for word on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.

Matching posts — open both and compare (6 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Posted firstThenOverlapGap
@cringeestory/19828 · this entry5 Aug 2026, 04:39 UTC@anonstoryss/248225 Aug 2026, 11:42 UTC1.007.0 hours
@cringeestory/19829 · this entry5 Aug 2026, 06:39 UTC@anonstoryss/248235 Aug 2026, 13:24 UTC1.006.7 hours
@cringeestory/19830 · this entry5 Aug 2026, 08:39 UTC@anonstoryss/248255 Aug 2026, 15:02 UTC1.006.4 hours
@cringeestory/19831 · this entry5 Aug 2026, 10:39 UTC@anonstoryss/248265 Aug 2026, 16:42 UTC1.006.0 hours
@cringeestory/19832 · this entry5 Aug 2026, 12:39 UTC@anonstoryss/248275 Aug 2026, 18:39 UTC1.006.0 hours
@anonstoryss/248346 Aug 2026, 13:42 UTC@cringeestory/19846 · this entry7 Aug 2026, 12:39 UTC1.0023 hours
Every channel this entry shares post bodies with
ChannelMatching postsText overlapTypical gapPublished first
@anonstoryss14 (8/8 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.0015 hourseven

Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.

What this cannot establish

MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.

Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. 7 of the 7 matches recorded here fall after that date and carried no header when we read them. The rest predate reliable capture and are not evidence either way.

“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 32 comparable posts for this entry, running 3 August 2026 to 7 August 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.

The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.

  • Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
  • 'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
  • shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
  • Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).

Across the whole group of 2, the earliest publisher we hold is @cringeestory — which is this entry. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.

Recorded under the key clone_mutual, last confirmed 8 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Also posting the same content

This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 1 other registered channel, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.

Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.

Growth

41,77143,52242,646.56 August 2026 — 43,522 subscribers7 August 2026 — 43,506 subscribers8 August 2026 — 43,480 subscribers9 August 2026 — 43,452 subscribers10 August 2026 — 43,424 subscribers11 August 2026 — 43,405 subscribers12 August 2026 — 43,382 subscribers13 August 2026 — 43,363 subscribers14 August 2026 — 43,332 subscribers16 August 2026 — 43,305 subscribers17 August 2026 — 43,280 subscribers18 August 2026 — 43,262 subscribers19 August 2026 — 43,249 subscribers20 August 2026 — 43,230 subscribers21 August 2026 — 43,201 subscribers23 August 2026 — 43,172 subscribers24 August 2026 — 43,119 subscribers25 August 2026 — 43,094 subscribers26 August 2026 — 43,069 subscribers27 August 2026 — 43,046 subscribers28 August 2026 — 43,022 subscribers29 August 2026 — 42,997 subscribers30 August 2026 — 42,983 subscribers31 August 2026 — 42,962 subscribers1 September 2026 — 42,936 subscribers2 September 2026 — 42,906 subscribers4 September 2026 — 42,871 subscribers7 September 2026 — 42,814 subscribers10 September 2026 — 42,730 subscribers12 September 2026 — 42,671 subscribers14 September 2026 — 42,635 subscribers15 September 2026 — 42,591 subscribers18 September 2026 — 42,546 subscribers1 October 2026 — 42,260 subscribers6 October 2026 — 42,129 subscribers10 October 2026 — 42,045 subscribers13 October 2026 — 41,957 subscribers15 October 2026 — 41,934 subscribers15 October 2026 — 41,907 subscribers16 October 2026 — 41,890 subscribers17 October 2026 — 41,874 subscribers18 October 2026 — 41,854 subscribers19 October 2026 — 41,832 subscribers20 October 2026 — 41,807 subscribers21 October 2026 — 41,771 subscribers6 August 202621 October 2026
45 measurements spanning 76 days, net -1,751. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 41,508–43,785 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 45
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
21 Oct 2026, 21:3641,771-36
20 Oct 2026, 14:1541,807-25
19 Oct 2026, 14:3041,832-22
18 Oct 2026, 15:3641,854-20
17 Oct 2026, 16:4641,874-16
16 Oct 2026, 20:1141,890-17
15 Oct 2026, 22:1641,907-27
15 Oct 2026, 01:4541,934-23
13 Oct 2026, 21:1641,957-88
10 Oct 2026, 08:2142,045-84
6 Oct 2026, 06:0042,129-131
1 Oct 2026, 00:1742,260-286
18 Sept 2026, 06:1642,546-45
15 Sept 2026, 22:5942,591-44
14 Sept 2026, 04:4142,635-36
12 Sept 2026, 10:2142,671-59
10 Sept 2026, 10:0142,730-84
7 Sept 2026, 05:2042,814-57
4 Sept 2026, 12:2142,871-35
2 Sept 2026, 20:3842,906first reading

Engagement

672 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 164 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
2.46%
avg views ÷ 41,771 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,030
254 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.93%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
254
of 672 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 253 of 254 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 21 October 2026
Posts held672 (3 August 2026 – 21 October 2026)
Views total261,209
Reactions total5,014
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken21 Oct 2026, 23:08 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
72
Videos
4
Links
138

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 21 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

14,152 reactions across 660 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤4,91134.7%
🤯3,37623.9%
😁3,00321.2%
🔥1,3339.42%
👍1,3329.41%
🥰1971.39%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 661 of the 672 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 14,152 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 672 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 21 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

21 Oct 2026, 20:39 UTC185 views2 reactionsread 21 October 2026

Была такая хрень. Мы с друзьями играли в одну игру, называется "у кого где и круче был секс". Я победила, потому что круче поезда ночью в плацкарте не было ни у кого) Да еще и с тремя парнями.

❤2

21 Oct 2026, 18:39 UTC309 views6 reactionsread 21 October 2026

Наша историчка навела порчу на стулья под лестницей поломанной свечой, чтобы там не сидели пацаны с девками (ну они там сосутся и тд). В итоге щас одна из телок из 11 класса залетела)

❤6

21 Oct 2026, 16:39 UTC417 views13 reactionsread 21 October 2026

П23. Работаю преподом в колледже, который сам окончил несколько лет назад. Недавно ко мне начала подкатывать 19-летняя студентка. Сначала просто флиртовала, потом вообще написала в ВК, что хочет сделать мне минет. А у меня, между прочим, есть девушка, скоро свадьба, все серьезно. Но студентка никак не успокоится, постоянно строит глазки, провоцирует, а фигура у нее просто охуенная. Честно, уже с трудом держу себя в р…

🤯10😁2🔥1

21 Oct 2026, 14:39 UTC596 views15 reactionsread 21 October 2026

Во время минета у девушки заклинило челюсть, пришлось в час ночи ехать в круглосуточный медпункт...

🤯12❤2😁1

21 Oct 2026, 12:39 UTC657 views20 reactionsread 21 October 2026

П20. Недавно вернулся с армии, встретили меня хорошо, выпили,всё вроде бы хорошо и я уснул с пультом в руках, когда мама ночью решила его забрать, я въебал спросонья со словами "еще раз тронешь меня когда сплю - убью". А на утро мне въtбал батя

😁19👍1

21 Oct 2026, 10:39 UTC710 views25 reactionsread 21 October 2026

Я с первого взгляда отличаю быдло от нормальных людей. У быдланов будто одинаковые черты лица и выражение глаз. Особенно у всяких шкур: иногда кажется, что они все сестры. Даже если с человеком не знаком, сразу мысленно ставлю метку "быдло". И самое интересное, что часто оказываюсь прав. Я один такой или вы тоже замечали подобное?

❤20👍5

21 Oct 2026, 08:39 UTC795 views36 reactionsread 21 October 2026

Д25. Я нравлюсь молодым мужчинам: они дарят мне подарки, угощают вкусностями, делают комплименты и обещают свозить в разные страны. И всё бы ничего, но я воспитатель в детском саду, а эти " молодые мужчины" - мои пятилетние воспитанники.

❤25🥰6😁5

21 Oct 2026, 06:39 UTC816 views27 reactionsread 21 October 2026

У всех деды как деды, а мой предложил мне жениться на его знакомой бабке, чтобы она скорей померла и мне досталась её квартира. 😶

😁22❤5

21 Oct 2026, 04:39 UTC873 views34 reactionsread 21 October 2026

Познакомились с парнем, ну как бы комплименты слово за слово, предложил подвезти... в итоге потрахались. Довез до дома меня, и говорит слушай, от тебя так классно пахнет... не подскажешь, какими духами пользуешься? Я жене подарю.

🤯24❤5😁3🔥1🥰1

20 Oct 2026, 20:40 UTC919 views17 reactionsread 21 October 2026

Позор - это когда в общаге есть давалка скажем так, ей пользуются 4 чела с моего этажа и предлагают мне. А я отказываюсь, потому что это резиновая пизда Лизы Энн с озона... дада, они ебут ее по очереди, говорят, что моют🤣

🤯12🔥4❤1

20 Oct 2026, 18:40 UTC945 views16 reactionsread 21 October 2026

П28. Настолько лох в плане знакомств, что заебался сидеть на десятках сайтов и даже в реале знакомиться. Ну не клеится разговор, я нахуй не интересен или хз. Что, крч, шляюсь по платным девочкам, и все как одна говорят: я ебать хорош собой, и почему своей девушки нет. Ну, думал, мол, клиентов держат, вот только 8/10 оргазмируют так, что я мокрый ухожу, но довольный, как и девушки. История - хуйня, скажите: "Пиздешь",…

❤15👍1

20 Oct 2026, 16:40 UTC921 views17 reactionsread 21 October 2026

П22. Поехал в командировку за много километров от дома. Дома ждёт девушка. А я решил, что раз я далеко, могу чутка гульнуть. Нашел бабу, пообщались и решили пойти в кальянку. Там накидали за воротник нормально, поехали в гостиницу за плотскими утехами. И у меня тупо не встал, чтобы ебать её. Настроен был серьезно, но я вспоминал свою девушку и хуй просто отказывался вставать. Проснулись и сразу же разъехались кто куд…

🔥14😁2❤1

Showing the 12 most recent of 672 posts we hold for @cringeestory. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 21 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“кринж” (@cringeestory), 41,771 subscribers as measured 21 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/cringeestory.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.