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Dave Oneegs Aussie chat 💬

@daveoneegsauschat

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35,664subscribers

-1,798 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001199395285
TypeChannel
Username@daveoneegsauschat
DescriptionA channel for satire and entertainment purposes only. By viewing this channel you are entering a common law agreement that any and all opinions expressed are for entertainment purposes and should be treated as such.
Created13 December 2020measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/daveoneegsauschat

Topic

National news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 45% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

35,66437,46236,5636 August 2026 — 37,462 subscribers7 August 2026 — 37,450 subscribers8 August 2026 — 37,433 subscribers9 August 2026 — 37,428 subscribers10 August 2026 — 37,395 subscribers11 August 2026 — 37,376 subscribers11 August 2026 — 37,360 subscribers12 August 2026 — 37,354 subscribers14 August 2026 — 37,339 subscribers15 August 2026 — 37,180 subscribers17 August 2026 — 37,040 subscribers18 August 2026 — 36,952 subscribers19 August 2026 — 36,906 subscribers20 August 2026 — 36,879 subscribers21 August 2026 — 36,847 subscribers23 August 2026 — 36,784 subscribers24 August 2026 — 36,701 subscribers25 August 2026 — 36,641 subscribers26 August 2026 — 36,586 subscribers27 August 2026 — 36,558 subscribers28 August 2026 — 36,520 subscribers29 August 2026 — 36,459 subscribers30 August 2026 — 36,390 subscribers31 August 2026 — 36,324 subscribers2 September 2026 — 36,256 subscribers3 September 2026 — 36,200 subscribers4 September 2026 — 36,130 subscribers7 September 2026 — 35,986 subscribers10 September 2026 — 35,892 subscribers12 September 2026 — 35,837 subscribers14 September 2026 — 35,790 subscribers16 September 2026 — 35,727 subscribers18 September 2026 — 35,664 subscribers6 August 202618 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 43 days, net -1,798. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 35,394–37,732 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 08:2235,664-63
16 Sept 2026, 03:0135,727-63
14 Sept 2026, 10:4035,790-47
12 Sept 2026, 19:1935,837-55
10 Sept 2026, 22:3635,892-94
7 Sept 2026, 20:5635,986-144
4 Sept 2026, 22:5736,130-70
3 Sept 2026, 09:5836,200-56
2 Sept 2026, 01:0236,256-68
31 Aug 2026, 23:1836,324-66
30 Aug 2026, 19:2536,390-69
29 Aug 2026, 17:0536,459-61
28 Aug 2026, 16:0536,520-38
27 Aug 2026, 16:2436,558-28
26 Aug 2026, 14:4336,586-55
25 Aug 2026, 14:4736,641-60
24 Aug 2026, 16:4436,701-83
23 Aug 2026, 04:1536,784-63
21 Aug 2026, 18:0536,847-32
20 Aug 2026, 16:5436,879first reading

Engagement

160 posts held, back to 5 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 83 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
2.61%
avg views ÷ 35,664 subscribers
Avg views / post
931
26 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.65%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
27
of 160 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 23 of 26 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 20 September 2026
Posts held160 (5 August 202620 September 2026)
Views total24,197
Reactions total381
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken24 Sept 2026, 02:54 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
23,200
Videos
21,400
Links
13,200

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 24 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
1h 13m
Average length
1m 15s

Measured directly from 59 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

5,220 reactions across 150 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍2,20942.3%
🤯90617.4%
💔56110.7%
🏆5209.96%
😁5079.71%
❤‍🔥1522.91%
🥰1412.70%
🤩1021.95%
😍440.843%
😎360.69%
210.402%
🎉170.326%
🤓40.077%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 150 of the 160 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,220 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 160 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 20 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Sept 2026, 01:00 UTC≈1,350 views22 reactionsread 24 September 2026
Forwarded from @disclosetvVideo

NOW - Protestors opposing the illegal migrants being dropped off in boats, clash with riot police in Portsmouth, UK. @disclosetv

👍12🤯9❤‍🔥1

5 Sept 2026, 09:56 UTC≈1,440 views15 reactionsread 24 September 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

👍11🏆4

5 Sept 2026, 08:13 UTC≈1,140 views8 reactionsread 24 September 2026
Forwarded from @disclosetv

NEW - Corie A. Walsh, 38, is charged with first-degree murder after strangling her 2-year-old son, telling investigators she killed him because she believed he was the "devil" and the "anti-Christ." Witnesses said she had recently become fixated on the Lindsay Clancy trial. Read here: https://www.disclose.tv/id/gai0vla1nj/ @disclosetv

💔8

4 Sept 2026, 03:35 UTC966 views4 reactionsread 24 September 2026
Video

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❤‍🔥2😁2

4 Sept 2026, 03:12 UTC847 views6 reactionsread 24 September 2026
Forwarded from @disclosetv

JUST IN - UK government expands its food supply resilience team citing "catastrophic events," a week after the Cabinet Office readied a campaign to prepare British households to stock tinned food and bottled water against extreme weather and potential hostile state attacks. Read here: https://www.disclose.tv/id/lcwzj2l23a/ @disclosetv

🤯4🎉1😎1

2 Sept 2026, 03:26 UTC935 views17 reactionsread 24 September 2026
Photo

Got pumped on this one 🤣🤣🤣💪

👍8😁7🤩1🤯1

2 Sept 2026, 03:25 UTC881 views11 reactionsread 24 September 2026
Photo

This one was fun! ☺️🙏🩵🌊🇮🇩

👍8😎2🤯1

Showing the 12 most recent of 160 posts we hold for @daveoneegsauschat. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

11 Aug 2026, 10:51 UTCAnonymous Poll865 voters

Will Australia fall for chook flew/flu? 🤦🏻‍♂️💉😆🐔🐥 🤷🏻‍♂️

  1. Yes. The masses are still retarded 🥴72%
  2. No… we got this! Australia is awake and ready to non-comply 🤓18%
  3. Idk yet 🤷🏻‍♂️10%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 160 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 20 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republished by 59 registered channels. The 48 listed are the ones that have forwarded the most posts; the rest are counted here but not each listed.

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7 posts
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@FREEQLD · 191
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5 posts
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3 posts
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2 posts
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2 posts
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2 posts
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2 posts
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1 post
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@AusFrontlineHealthProfessionals · 929
1 post
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@Aussies_PushBack · 277
1 post
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@ButterflyEffective · 7
1 post
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@ConsciousNews · 36
1 post
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@ConvoyWaToCanberra · 554
1 post
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@FreedomfromPharma · 14
1 post
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1 post
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@MegaSSpergZone10111 · 41
1 post
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@MyPlaceGoldCoastupdates · 121
1 post
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@altnews_org · 410
1 post
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@antiglobalvax · 28
1 post
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@antihysteria · 74
1 post
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@aussie_anon · 198
1 post
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@australia_must_rise · 715
1 post
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@caliecovid · 214
1 post
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@covidvaccinedeath · 790
1 post
Daniel Natal
@danielnatalshow · 79
1 post
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@deontmaskering · 135
1 post
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1 post
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@empoweredbyknowledge · 17
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@freedom333999 · 188
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1 post
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@icur22yy4me · 28
1 post
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@justdescoveredthis · 32
1 post
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@liv_inthemoment · 11
1 post
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@mdglass · 25
1 post
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@mmamvau · 2,273
1 post
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@saveoz · 27
1 post

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Dave Oneegs Aussie chat 💬” (@daveoneegsauschat), 35,664 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/daveoneegsauschat.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.