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Стишки - депрессняшки

@depressnyashki

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35,385subscribers

-507 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002027556531
TypeChannel
Username@depressnyashki
Description🥀Депрессняшки – это жанр сетевой поэзии. Юмор преимущественно черноватый, да и темы – сплошь грустные. Зато какие жизненные!.. Купить рекламу: https://telega.in/c/depressnyashki Сотрудничество: @kakxameleon2 @Spiral_Miya
CreatedBetween 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held34
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/depressnyashki

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

35,38535,89235,638.57 August 2026 — 35,892 subscribers7 August 2026 — 35,892 subscribers7 August 2026 — 35,891 subscribers8 August 2026 — 35,876 subscribers9 August 2026 — 35,866 subscribers10 August 2026 — 35,849 subscribers11 August 2026 — 35,840 subscribers12 August 2026 — 35,824 subscribers13 August 2026 — 35,811 subscribers14 August 2026 — 35,790 subscribers16 August 2026 — 35,782 subscribers17 August 2026 — 35,770 subscribers18 August 2026 — 35,766 subscribers19 August 2026 — 35,758 subscribers20 August 2026 — 35,752 subscribers22 August 2026 — 35,738 subscribers24 August 2026 — 35,713 subscribers25 August 2026 — 35,698 subscribers26 August 2026 — 35,681 subscribers27 August 2026 — 35,673 subscribers28 August 2026 — 35,667 subscribers28 August 2026 — 35,663 subscribers29 August 2026 — 35,653 subscribers30 August 2026 — 35,644 subscribers1 September 2026 — 35,634 subscribers2 September 2026 — 35,619 subscribers3 September 2026 — 35,594 subscribers5 September 2026 — 35,561 subscribers8 September 2026 — 35,501 subscribers11 September 2026 — 35,464 subscribers13 September 2026 — 35,436 subscribers15 September 2026 — 35,421 subscribers17 September 2026 — 35,399 subscribers19 September 2026 — 35,385 subscribers7 August 202619 September 2026
34 measurements spanning 43 days, net -507. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 35,309–35,968 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 13:1935,385-14
17 Sept 2026, 03:2035,399-22
15 Sept 2026, 01:5935,421-15
13 Sept 2026, 10:1735,436-28
11 Sept 2026, 12:5635,464-37
8 Sept 2026, 20:5935,501-60
5 Sept 2026, 10:5735,561-33
3 Sept 2026, 09:5335,594-25
2 Sept 2026, 00:2435,619-15
1 Sept 2026, 01:3535,634-10
30 Aug 2026, 21:3635,644-9
29 Aug 2026, 19:3635,653-10
28 Aug 2026, 21:2635,663-4
28 Aug 2026, 00:4635,667-6
27 Aug 2026, 02:3635,673-8
26 Aug 2026, 05:5235,681-17
25 Aug 2026, 04:0435,698-15
24 Aug 2026, 00:0335,713-25
22 Aug 2026, 09:4835,738-14
20 Aug 2026, 21:4435,752first reading

Engagement

240 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 84 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
6.88%
avg views ÷ 35,385 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,430
124 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.21%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
124
of 240 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 25 September 2026
Posts held240 (3 August 2026 – 25 September 2026)
Views total301,868
Reactions total9,680
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken25 Sept 2026, 15:29 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈3,870
Videos
≈26
Links
≈3,870

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 25 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

19,457 reactions across 240 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 66.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁12,94266.5%
👍1,98810.2%
💯1,4917.66%
😢8094.16%
❤5332.74%
🔥4822.48%
👏3811.96%
😱2451.26%
🤔1570.807%
🎉840.432%
👎790.406%
🤡750.385%
🤮670.344%
👀370.19%
⚡210.108%
🤬200.103%
🍌140.072%
💩120.062%
🙏80.041%
👌70.036%
1 further kind50.026%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 240 of the 240 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 19,457 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 240 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 25 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

25 Sept 2026, 13:05 UTC724 views31 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

😀 Пиявочнaя депрессняшка Автор: #МиззАнтроп ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁31

25 Sept 2026, 11:05 UTC≈1,050 views43 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

🤯 Фaтальная депрессняшка Автор: #gORIzONt ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁38💯5

25 Sept 2026, 08:10 UTC≈1,280 views38 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

🌿 Трaвянaя депрессняшка Автор: #илона ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁33🤔3❤2

25 Sept 2026, 06:05 UTC≈1,460 views59 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

😱 Быcтрaя депрессняшка Автор: #XElen ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁39🔥17❤3

24 Sept 2026, 16:10 UTC≈1,880 views71 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

👍 Двойнaя депрессняшка Автор: #Муррр ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁57👍7🤔4🤬2🔥1

24 Sept 2026, 13:05 UTC≈1,990 views78 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

🦴 Прoпавшая депрессняшка Автор: #арбуз #ХатяКо ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁46😢24👀3👍3🔥1🤔1

24 Sept 2026, 11:05 UTC≈1,990 views47 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

😭 Кoльщиковa депрессняшка Автор: #ДианаБлондинская ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁34😢7❤3👎2👍1

24 Sept 2026, 08:10 UTC≈2,070 views73 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

💤 Бeссонная депрессняшка Автор: #Диковинка ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁47😢16👍9👎1

24 Sept 2026, 06:05 UTC≈2,060 views73 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

😥 Пeссимистическая депрессняшка Автор: #ЮрийТрон ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁51❤12👏6👍2🤔2

23 Sept 2026, 16:10 UTC≈2,220 views69 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

😳 Oпаснaя депрессняшка Автор: #Drye ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁42💯18🤡7👍2

23 Sept 2026, 13:05 UTC≈2,260 views63 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

😁 Нeдовольная депрессняшка Автор: #ПоэтНезнайка ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁43👍20

23 Sept 2026, 11:05 UTC≈2,240 views51 reactionsread 25 September 2026
Photo

😡 Тупaя депрессняшка Автор: #Бронт ➖➖➖ 😫Депрессняшки

😁42💯6👍3

Showing the 12 most recent of 240 posts we hold for @depressnyashki. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one

Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.

Четыре строчки без точки
@strochki_bez_tochki · 22,989
#1
Grammar Nation
@grammnation · 31,755
#2
Записки алкоголика
@drunktwi · 77,605
#3
МемоБосс
@memobossik · 12,028
#4
Читальня Бегемотова
@begemotof · 8,536
#5
Умный Юмор
@humormozg · 33,275
#6
Четыре веселые строчки
@smeh_i_stih · 7,057
#7
Кукуха в отъезде | Юмор от психолога
@kukuha_v · 45,127
#8
Пирожки
@pirozhki_page · 44,658
#9
Анна не Каренина
@annahapqy · 18,920
#10
Антизож
@antizoj_news · 7,823
#11
Психолог Жора
@psihzh · 215,444
#12
Дилдошная
@dildodo · 10,139
#13
Заметки у стойки
@deepfunnyshow · 1,558
#14
Анекдот Тодкена
@anekdot_todkena · 14,906
#15
Евдокия Эмоциональная
@Evdokia_Emotional · 53,433
#16
Веселья ЧАС
@veselchas · 14,931
#17
Игра слов
@Kalamburing · 59,865
#18
Art Cosplay
@CosplayKartina · 14,443
#19
Цитрус | Непошлое
@citrus_neposhloe · 2,842
#20
Мемчики от БлондБарчетты🔥
@memblondbarchetta · 19,477
#21
Остроумный психолог
@smart_psiholog · 6,028
#22
Винишко 🍷 Юмор
@wine_public · 5,059
#23
Ⴚກuρτ u ⊂ກ০ρτ!!!
@spirtandsport · 4,466
#24
Юмор психолога
@ymorpsix · 7,940
#25
Тётя Фанни | Женский юмор
@tetfunny · 8,249
#26
Женское настроение
@jenskoenastroenie · 8,490
#27
Александр Штейн | Психология души
@shtein_psihologia · 14,664
#28
Седая ведьма | Юмор
@sedayavedmanametle · 2,451
#29
Ⓜух🅰
@umora_tg · 5,660
#30
Ироничная библиотека
@ironi4naya · 31,326
#31
Пирожки+
@perawki_plus · 3,603
#32
ГУБЕРМАН&ГАРИКИ
@Guber_gariki · 27,296
#33
Галерея Сатиры
@gallereySatira · 2,243
#34
ИРОНИЯ Жизни💥
@ironia_zhizni · 5,238
#35
Мировая Поэзия
@mir_poetry · 58,874
#36
Хорошо сказано
@well_put · 5,817
#37
Лингвистические истории
@linguisticstory · 13,472
#38
Ходють тут всякие!🍄
@Hoduttut · 12,406
#39
Психолог Ленчик
@psy_lench · 1,548
#40
Сарказм нашего времени
@christie_ag · 1,606
#41
Егоза | О жизни с юмором
@FreshHumorTOP · 3,663
#42
prostyazikom
@prostyazikom · 4
#43
Скинь видео
@sharvideo · 2,120
#44
Барышня шутить изволит
@baryshnya_shutit · 45,494
#45
СМЕХ СКВОЗЬ ЧАТЫ
@smeh_i_Chat · 13,971
#46
Странный Юмор
@ctranno · 23,408
#47
TFM🍌
@thisfuckingmeme · 14,598
#48
Другиня | женский юмор без глянца
@druginya · 5,567
#49
Ору, мисс!
@miss_oru · 63,958
#50
Один смех
@odinsmeh · 20,730
#51
Город Глуповъ
@gorodglupov · 155,883
#52
Белее белого 🐈‍⬛
@beleebelogo · 7,553
#53
лети с приветом!
@letisprivetom · 6,319
#54
Коза кричала
@kozakrichala · 180,817
#55
Черный Кактус🌵
@black_kaktus · 3,912
#56
Дорогая Хурма
@expensive_hurma · 151,626
#57
Саваничи 🇷🇺
@savanichi · 194,356
#58
Дядя Стёба
@dsteba · 10,513
#59
Memes Mania
@maniamemes · 5,181
#60
Смешно (нет)
@smesnonet · 6,430
#61
Дед, продай ружье!
@grand_soul · 22,258
#62
Дай Винчик 🍷
@vino_tg · 47,446
#63
СатирикУмы
@satirikum · 1,654
#64
КузЬкиНа МатЬ | Новости России
@kyzkinaMate · 19,105
#65
Женский юмор
@women_humor · 6,082
#66
Радио Стыдоба
@Radiostydoba · 93,759
#67
Козьма Прутков и иже с ним.
@prutkovofficial · 7,193
#68
Самогонщики
@cheerful_wino · 23,056
#69
Еврейский юмор
@odessahumor · 25,499
#70
DarkZotovLand
@darkzotovland · 105,209
#71
Слава Сэ | Fan
@slava_ce · 23,074
#72
Анекдот Краба
@anekdotkraba · 2,934
#73
Алкокалендарь
@alkokalendar · 900
#74
Одесский дворик
@odessadvorik · 250,057
#75
Сарказм по-женски 💋 Женский юмор
@sarkazme · 60,320
#76

Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 2 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Четыре строчки без точки
@strochki_bez_tochki · 22,989
Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 78 here — alongside 77 others — read 19 September 2026
sola_monova
@sola_monova · 65,923
Telegram ranks this channel #29 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 21 August 2026
Игра слов
@Kalamburing · 59,865
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 31 August 2026
Кукуха в отъезде | Юмор от психолога
@kukuha_v · 45,127
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 27 August 2026
Записки алкоголика
@drunktwi · 77,605
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 19 August 2026
Умный Юмор
@humormozg · 33,275
Telegram ranks this channel #31 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 4 September 2026
Grammar Nation
@grammnation · 31,755
Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 5 September 2026
Мировая Поэзия
@mir_poetry · 58,874
Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 22 August 2026
Александр Райн| Канал авторских историй
@RaynAlexandr · 32,474
Telegram ranks this channel #52 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 5 September 2026
Еврейский юмор
@odessahumor · 25,499
Telegram ranks this channel #83 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 14 September 2026

This channel appears in 10 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Стишки - депрессняшки” (@depressnyashki), 35,385 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/depressnyashki.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.