Parenting & family — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 59% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
29 measurements spanning 35 days, net -88. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 14,079–14,285 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 29
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
10 Sept 2026, 11:36
14,173
+70
7 Sept 2026, 05:17
14,103
-15
4 Sept 2026, 15:41
14,118
-7
3 Sept 2026, 00:56
14,125
+1
1 Sept 2026, 19:35
14,124
-4
31 Aug 2026, 21:08
14,128
-4
30 Aug 2026, 22:27
14,132
-6
29 Aug 2026, 22:34
14,138
-6
28 Aug 2026, 21:18
14,144
-3
27 Aug 2026, 21:14
14,147
-5
26 Aug 2026, 23:27
14,152
-3
26 Aug 2026, 02:18
14,155
-5
25 Aug 2026, 04:34
14,160
-8
24 Aug 2026, 03:33
14,168
-15
22 Aug 2026, 12:53
14,183
-10
21 Aug 2026, 04:24
14,193
-4
20 Aug 2026, 06:51
14,197
-7
19 Aug 2026, 07:28
14,204
+11
18 Aug 2026, 10:22
14,193
-4
17 Aug 2026, 10:56
14,197
first reading
Engagement
105 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 51 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
20.2%
avg views ÷ 14,173 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,870
65 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.40%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
65
of 105 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held
105 (29 July 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total
186,440
Reactions total
2,614
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
2 Sept 2026, 19:05 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
27m 49s
Average length
48s
Measured directly from 35 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
4,317 reactions across 105 posts, in 27 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.1% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
1,861
43.1%
🤣
767
17.8%
👍
590
13.7%
👏
381
8.83%
🙏
140
3.24%
🤔
98
2.27%
🥰
94
2.18%
💯
63
1.46%
😁
58
1.34%
🥴
49
1.14%
❤🔥
38
0.88%
😢
35
0.811%
🔥
25
0.579%
😱
25
0.579%
🤯
23
0.533%
🤨
14
0.324%
👀
13
0.301%
🤩
11
0.255%
🏆
7
0.162%
🕊
5
0.116%
7 further kinds
20
0.463%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 105 of the 105 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4,317 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 105 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Manchmal vergessen wir bei all dem Streben nach Erfolg, was wirklich bei anderen Menschen hängen bleibt. ❤️
Nicht dein Titel. Nicht dein Wissen. Nicht das, was du besitzt oder erreicht hast.
Sondern wie sich ein Mensch in deiner Nähe gefühlt hat. Ob du zugehört hast. Ob du respektvoll warst. Ob du geholfen hast, obwohl du nichts davon hattest.
Denn am Ende sind es nicht unsere Erfolge, die uns menschlich machen – …
🐶❤️ Man sagt ja, Hunde schauen sich so einiges von ihren Menschen ab …
Aber dass sie wirklich ALLES mitmachen, hätten wir auch nicht gedacht. 😂 Von Sportübungen bis zum entspannten Couch-Modus – einfach herrlich!
Manchmal weiß man wirklich nicht mehr: Wer hat hier eigentlich wen erzogen? 🤣
Quelle
» Abonniere die Glücksknirpse 🍀
🌱 ITALIENISCHE LANDWIRTE STÄRKEN IHRE SAATGUT-UNABHÄNGIGKEIT 🇮🇹🌾
In Italien schließen sich Landwirte und Initiativen zusammen, um traditionelles und vielfältiges Saatgut zu erhalten, zu vermehren und gemeinschaftlich verfügbar zu machen.
Ein wichtiges Beispiel ist das Netzwerk Rete Semi Rurali. In sogenannten „Case delle Sementi“ – gemeinschaftlichen Saatguthäusern – werden zahlreiche Sorten und Populationen bewahr…
🧽 Was wäre, wenn Putzen und Körperpflege auch ohne einen ganzen Schrank voller Chemie funktionieren könnten? 🌿
Effektive Mikroorganismen werden für ganz unterschiedliche Bereiche eingesetzt – von der Körperpflege bis zum Haushalt. Jürgen Amthor zeigt im Interview, welche Möglichkeiten er darin sieht und wie EM in den Alltag integriert werden können.
👉 Hier geht’s zum Beitrag
🍰 Bei vielen europäischen Omas gibt’s Kuchen, Kekse oder Bonbons.
Bei vietnamesischen Omas? Da bekommen Kinder fermentierte Früchte und Pflanzen zum Lutschen. 😄🌿
Denn in Vietnam ist traditionelles Wissen rund um Pflanzen und Fermentation bis heute viel stärker im Alltag verankert.
Darüber sprechen Wolfgang Friess und Ngoc Hà in unserem kostenlosen Workshop:
🌿 Das Geheimnis fermentierter Wurzeln, Kräuter & Früchte…
❤️ Unterstützt Mut & innere Stärke
💪 Ideal für neue & herausfordernde Situationen
🦸 „Mama, ich trau mich nicht!“
Ein neuer Kindergartentag, eine ungewohnte Situation, neue Menschen oder etwas, das gerade eine kleine Portion Überwindung braucht? Für Kinder können schon kleine Veränderungen ganz schön groß wirken.
❤️ Stronger™ aus der doTERRA Kids Collection ist eine speziell für Kinder entwickelte Mischung und kan…
🌿 Kleine Begleiter für große Kinder-Momente 🎒💛
Schulstart, Kindergarten, neue Freunde, Hausaufgaben, große Gefühle oder ein Bauch, der vor Aufregung plötzlich ganz schön grummelt – im Alltag unserer Kinder passiert jeden Tag so viel. 🥰
Genau deshalb möchten wir euch in den kommenden Wochen die doTERRA Kids Collection etwas genauer vorstellen.
🌱 Jede Woche nehmen wir euch ein Kids-Öl mit in den Alltag:
Welches Bedü…
🚨🐕 EIN HELD AUF VIER PFOTEN ❤️
Während der jüngsten Erdbeben in Venezuela soll der junge Mateo unter den Trümmern eingeschlossen gewesen sein – umgeben von Dunkelheit, Kälte und Angst.
Doch er war nicht allein.
Sein Golden Retriever Max blieb die ganze Zeit an seiner Seite. 🐾❤️
Berichten zufolge schmiegte sich der Hund eng an den Jungen, wärmte ihn mit seinem Körper und wich keinen Zentimeter von seiner Seite.
S…
😂 Wenn du eigentlich richtig lospoltern willst … und dann fällt dir ein, dass dein Kind auf der Rückbank sitzt. 👀
Aus gepflegter Straßen-Wut wird plötzlich pädagogisch wertvolles Schimpfen. 🤣🚗
Quelle
🍂 Manchmal braucht es keinen großen Knall, um zu wissen, dass sich etwas ändern muss.
Manchmal ist es nur dieses leise Gefühl in dir: So möchte ich nicht mehr weitermachen.
Und genau darin kann unglaublich viel Kraft liegen. Du musst noch nicht wissen, wie der neue Weg aussieht. Es reicht, zu erkennen, welcher alte nicht mehr deiner ist. 🌿
✨ Klarheit beginnt manchmal mit einem einzigen Satz: So nicht mehr.
Quelle
😂 Stille Post ist ja schon auf einer Sprache gefährlich …
Aber wenn mehrere Sprachen aufeinandertreffen, entwickelt das Wort plötzlich ein komplettes Eigenleben. 🤣
Was am Ende dabei herauskommt, müsst ihr euch unbedingt selbst anhören! 👂😂
Quelle
» Abonniere die Glücksknirpse 🍀
🐶❄️ Wenn Papa keine Lust hat, den Schlitten zu ziehen – übernimmt eben der Hund. 😂
Und der kennt offenbar nur eine Geschwindigkeit: VOLLGAS! 🤣💨
🤣 = Musste lachen
❤️ = Bestes Team
🔥 = Der Hund gibt alles!
Quelle
» Abonniere die Glücksknirpse 🍀
🤣24❤21🔥6🤯3
Showing the 12 most recent of 105 posts we hold for @die_gluecksknirpse. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@die_gluecksknirpse edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
30 August 2026
Most recent edit
30 August 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Glücksknirpse - Anders l(i)eben als Familie: FREI, entspannt & gesund” (@die_gluecksknirpse), 14,173 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/die_gluecksknirpse.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.