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@eswareinmaldermensch
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1,273subscribers
+1,224 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1003618264849 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @eswareinmaldermensch |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 12 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/eswareinmaldermensch |
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 04:41 | 1,273 | +25 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 20:18 | 1,248 | +6 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 14:37 | 1,242 | +54 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 23:16 | 1,188 | +35 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 21:27 | 1,153 | +17 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 05:37 | 1,136 | +12 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 06:14 | 1,124 | +45 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 11:24 | 1,079 | +1,012 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 02:14 | 67 | +16 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 10:45 | 51 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 06:32 | 51 | +2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 18:34 | 49 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 22 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
29 reactions across 16 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 10 | 34.5% | |
| 💯 | 7 | 24.1% | |
| 🕊 | 5 | 17.2% | |
| ❤🔥 | 4 | 13.8% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 10.3% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 29 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Schluss mit Chemie-Keulen: So reinigen Sie Ihr Zuhause nachhaltig mit Natron! 🌿🏠 Wussten Sie, dass Sie für ein strahlend sauberes Heim nur wenige Grundzutaten brauchen? Natron ist ein echtes Multitalent im Haushalt, das Fett löst, Gerüche bindet und Oberflächen sanft reinigt. Unsere liebsten DIY-Hacks: 🍳 Für die Küche: Eine Paste aus Natron, etwas Wasser und Bio-Spülmittel löst selbst eingebrannte Fettrückstände i…
Mückenplage im Sommer? Bauen Sie Ihre eigene Bio-Mückenfalle! 🌿🦟 Chemische Insektensprays sind oft belastend für die Raumluft. Zum Glück lässt sich eine hochwirksame und natürliche Mückenfalle ganz leicht aus einfachen Haushaltsprodukten herstellen! Das Geheimnis hinter dem Trick: Mücken orientieren sich nicht nur am Licht, sondern vor allem am Kohlenstoffdioxid ($CO_2$), das wir beim Ausatmen an die Luft abgeben. …
Pflanzen, die du im Wasser anbauen kannst! — Geschichten, Gedanken & das, was dazwischen liegt: 🕰 Es war einmal,...
Du bist, was du isst! — Geschichten, Gedanken & das, was dazwischen liegt: 🕰 Es war einmal,...
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Du wurdest angelogen - Hier ist, was wirklich mit dir passiert... — Geschichten, Gedanken & das, was dazwischen liegt: 🕰 Es war einmal,...
❤🔥2
Pflanzen, die du im Wasser anbauen kannst! — Geschichten, Gedanken & das, was dazwischen liegt: 🕰 Es war einmal,...
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Natron: Der ultimative Allrounder für den Haushalt 🧽✨ Warum teure und chemische Spezialreiniger kaufen, wenn ein einziges Wundermittel fast alles sauber und frisch hält? Natron (Natriumhydrogencarbonat) ist umweltfreundlich, günstig und extrem vielseitig! Die besten Einsatzbereiche im Überblick: Reinigen & Schrubben: Entfernt hartnäckige Fettreste an Herd und Grill, löst Kalk im Spülbecken und bringt Edelstahl wied…
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❓ Gehen dir bestimmte Geräusche extrem auf die Nerven? Wenn das Kauen deines Sitznachbarn oder das laute Atmen von jemandem im Raum bei dir plötzlichen Stress oder Wut auslöst, könnte Misophonie der Grund sein! Das steckt dahinter: Misophonie bedeutet wörtlich „Hass auf Geräusche“. Es handelt sich um eine neurologische Bedingung, bei der das Gehirn auf ganz bestimmte Alltagsgeräusche (sogenannte Trigger) mit einer …
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Effektive Mückenfalle einfach selber bauen 🦟✨ Wussten Sie, dass Stechmücken ihre Opfer vor allem am Kohlenstoffdioxid ($CO_2$) in der Atemluft erkennen? Mit dieser einfachen Hefe-Zucker-Mischung machen Sie sich dieses Prinzip zunutze: Was Sie benötigen: 1 g Hefe 200 ml lauwarmes Wasser 50 g Zucker 1 leere 2-Liter-Plastikflasche Schritt-für-Schritt-Anleitung: Trennen Sie das obere Drittel der Plastikflasche ab. Ver…
❓ Was ist Misophonie? Kennst du das Gefühl, wenn bestimmte Geräusche unwillkürlich starke Reizbarkeit oder Wut in dir auslösen? Misophonie ist eine neurologische Störung, bei der Betroffene überempfindlich auf spezifische Alltagsgeräusche reagieren. Typische Auslöser: Kauen, Schlürfen, lautes Atmen, Tastaturtippen oder Kugelschreiber-Klicken. Gut zu wissen: Es ist keine bloße Unhöflichkeit oder Intoleranz – das G…
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🦷 Strahlendes Lächeln leicht gemacht! Du suchst nach einer einfachen Methode, um deine Zähne auf natürliche Weise aufzufrischen? Hier ist eine beliebte Rezeptur für strahlend weiße Zähne: Das brauchst du: 🪥 Etwas Zahnpasta 🥄 1 TL Natron 💧 1 TL Wasserstoffperoxid (3%) 🥛 ½ TL Wasser So geht's: Zutaten in einem kleinen Becher zu einer gleichmäßigen Paste verrühren. Zähne sanft für 2 Minuten putzen. Gründlich mit Wass…
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In der Praxis funktioniert dieser „Trick“ heutzutage so gut wie nie mehr. Das Ganze war vor vielen Jahren (in den Anfangszeiten von Captive Portals/Hotspot-Anmeldeseiten) in sehr schlecht konfigurierten Netzwerken manchmal möglich, doch moderne Systeme arbeiten völlig anders: Bevor du dich im Hotel- oder Flughafen-WLAN anmeldest, blockiert der Router sämtlichen Datenverkehr (IP/DNS/HTTP/HTTPS) für dein Gerät – egal,…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @eswareinmaldermensch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Es war einmal ...” (@eswareinmaldermensch), 1,273 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/eswareinmaldermensch.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.