Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 94% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
32 measurements spanning 42 days, net +1,303. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 12,901–14,646 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 02:40
14,405
-21
15 Sept 2026, 19:16
14,426
-7
14 Sept 2026, 01:19
14,433
-12
12 Sept 2026, 07:40
14,445
+13
10 Sept 2026, 00:16
14,432
+38
6 Sept 2026, 19:59
14,394
+140
4 Sept 2026, 09:17
14,254
+92
2 Sept 2026, 21:45
14,162
+65
1 Sept 2026, 18:08
14,097
+34
31 Aug 2026, 17:06
14,063
+20
30 Aug 2026, 16:24
14,043
+30
29 Aug 2026, 17:25
14,013
+71
28 Aug 2026, 16:13
13,942
+50
27 Aug 2026, 17:58
13,892
+25
26 Aug 2026, 16:03
13,867
+11
25 Aug 2026, 18:27
13,856
+29
24 Aug 2026, 17:12
13,827
+61
22 Aug 2026, 22:34
13,766
+34
21 Aug 2026, 11:54
13,732
+36
20 Aug 2026, 10:49
13,696
first reading
Engagement
179 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 49 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
7.85%
avg views ÷ 14,405 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,130
60 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.48%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
60
of 179 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held
179 (3 August 2026 – 2 September 2026)
Views total
67,879
Reactions total
2,359
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
2 Sept 2026, 19:12 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
49s
Average length
10s
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
7,536 reactions across 178 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
2,841
37.7%
👍
2,290
30.4%
🔥
2,173
28.8%
😁
49
0.65%
👏
46
0.61%
🤣
37
0.491%
🤝
34
0.451%
👎
22
0.292%
✍
14
0.186%
🙏
8
0.106%
😢
6
0.08%
😱
6
0.08%
🥰
6
0.08%
🤬
4
0.053%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 178 of the 179 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 7,536 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 179 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
7
across the posts below
Posts paid on
5
of 179 we hold a reading for · 3%
Most on one post
3
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @hardy_trades. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 179 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 2 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
still holding $GATO through this stretch and honestly it's the easiest hold I've got
nothing changed. cats are still the meta that never stopped working. GTA 6 still ships November 19
flippers left, holders stayed, lore is insane
absolute comfort in this position
Been noticing this pattern for a while now
Someone always knows before the timeline catches on. A KOL starts talking, smart wallets start moving, attention starts building, and by the time it’s on your feed, the entry’s already gone
I used to think the problem was information. It’s not. The information is out there
The real problem is speed. You’re seeing the signal after it’s already played out
That’s the gap @D…
performance stats for this tech are simply amazing
To be honest complete transparency and the right developers are the key to success
Dippy has also posted a huge number of theses about $CACHE
token is way undervalued
you are not bullish enough on $CACHE
PURE SLOWCOOK WITH BASED DEVS
tek is teking and will fly i sure
https://x.com/0xCacheFlow/status/2094819437857690061
$GATO is sitting quiet and I think that's exactly why it's interesting right now
the setup:
> the two strongest narratives available at once. cats have run this entire cycle on Solana, and GTA 6 is the biggest entertainment countdown on earth
> everybody knows GTA, everybody knows nine lives. it lands in one glance
> liquidity locked, holder base grew through the flat stretch
> and the catalyst is entirely ahead
t…
"where does the money to pay miners actually come from"
fair question. here's the whole flow on $CACHE:
money into the pool:
> tax on every buy and sell of the token, paid in ETH
> 1% platform fee per trade leg
> 78% of every room sale
> marketplace royalties, straight to the pool not a treasury
> profit from shifts that closed above their bill
money out of the pool:
> pays the bonus on shifts that settle
> capped…
every yield product in crypto has a dial someone can turn when the chart needs help
$CACHE DOESN'T HAVE ONE and that's the whole reason I'm here
mining speed is MEASURED, not set:
rate = rate × 90% + reading × 10%, bounded 70-130%
after every settlement the contract folds in what it actually realised. strong sales, rate drifts up. weak, drifts down. a tenth at a time so one stranger's swap can't move the grid
sa…
Every rig carries its own account. What it mined and didn't sweep sits ON the NFT, readable by anyone, and TRANSFERS WITH IT WHEN YOU SELL
I'm buying A LOT rigs and the token itself
ticker is $CACHE
0xce09140499936f0d3811e27119ecede913441292
🔥25❤2
Showing the 12 most recent of 179 posts we hold for @hardy_trades. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
🐧Dippy Alpha Calls @dippy_calls · 24,770 Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 15 September 2026
Insider Calls @inside_calls · 25,082 Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 14 September 2026
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Hardy Trades” (@hardy_trades), 14,405 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/hardy_trades.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.