پوست کنار ناخن از خیانتکار ترین اعضای بدنه اولش فقط یه ذره گوشه ى ناخنه اما تا میکشیش تا زیر زانوت میاد پایین کثافت 😂 .
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Channel
@jookandsargarmii
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
504subscribers
+4 since we began measuring on 25 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001831818627 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @jookandsargarmii |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 25 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/jookandsargarmii |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 17 Sept 2026, 06:40 | 504 | +2 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 22:19 | 502 | +1 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 23:56 | 501 | +1 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 10:30 | 500 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 27 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 24 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
120 reactions across 19 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 70.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 85 | 70.8% | |
| 😁 | 20 | 16.7% | |
| 💔 | 9 | 7.50% | |
| ❤ | 6 | 5.00% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 120 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 24 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
پوست کنار ناخن از خیانتکار ترین اعضای بدنه اولش فقط یه ذره گوشه ى ناخنه اما تا میکشیش تا زیر زانوت میاد پایین کثافت 😂 .
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مارو تو غم خودت شریک بدون 🖤 😂😂😂😂😂
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تنها کسی که تو این مملکت داره کارشو خوب انجام میده خورشیده، ماشاءالله با تمام توان داره میتابه؛😂
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رفتم دندون پزشکی گفت چی خوردی که دندونات اینقد داغون شدن؟ گفتم غم نبودنش و حسرت داشتنش گفت علاوه بر اینا داری گوهم میخوری😐😒😂😂😂
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من داشتم با این کلیپ بغض میکردم مرد فکرمو بهم زدی😂😂
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امروز تو شرکت با پاسور روی میزم خونه ساختم، مدیرمون اومد تو اتاق گفت: این خونه رو کی ساخته؟ گفتم اوسای بنا ساخته. بی جنبه گفت اوسای بنا از فردا نیاد لطفا😐😂 مردم چقدر بی اعصاب شدن😒
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افسر جلومو گرفت گفت چجوری 11 نفر تو ماشین جا دادی,گفتم خردمند برای رسیدن به هدف ممکن است حتی دشمن خود را بر شانههایش سوار کند(پائلو کوئلیو). در حالی که ماشینو میبرد پارکینگ گفت همانا عقوبت نادان خسران مال و عاقبت جهل گرفتاریست (پیامبر اکرم صلی الله علیه و آله)😂😂
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شاگردی دست بلند کرد و گفت استاد دو تا سوال دارم چرا کلمه خمسه پنج از چهار حرف تشكيل شده ولی کلمه اربعه چهار از پنج حرف و چرا کلمه با هم از هم جداست ولی کلمه جدا» با هم هست؟ استاد گریه کرد و تدریس را رها کرد و مغازه فلافلی باز کرد شاگرد رفت سراغ مغازه استاد پرسید استاد میگم مفرد کلمه فلافل چی میشه استاد دیوانه شد و برایش نوبت بستری شدن در آسایشگاه روانی گرفتند الان شاگرد سه روزه دنبال استاده تا بپرسه آیا روان ه…
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چگونه ﯾﮏ بیشعور ﺷﻮﯾﻢ ؟ ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﺍﻭﻝ : ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻣﯿﺮﯼ ﺩﺳﺸﻮﯾﯽ ﺗﻮﯼ ﺩﻣﭙﺎﯾﯽ ﺁﺏ ﺑﺮﯾﺰﯾﺪ ﻭ ﺩﻣﭙﺎﯾﯽ ﺭﻭ ﯾﻪ ﺟﻮﺭﯼ ﺍﺯ ﭘﺎﺕ ﺩﺭﺑﯿﺎﺭ ﮐﻪ ﺷﺨﺺ ﺑﻌﺪﯼ ﺑﻪ ﺳﺨﺘﯽ ﺑﺘﻮﻧﻪ ﺑﭙﻮﺷﺘﺶ ﻭ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻓﻬﻤﯿﺪ ﺧﯿﺴﻪ ﻧﺎﺑﻮﺩ ﺑﺸﻪ ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﺩﻭﻡ : ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﺻﺪﺍﯼ ﺗﻠﻮﯾﺰﯾﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺗﺎ ﺁﺧﺮ ﺑﺒﺮﯾﻦ ﺑﺎﻻ ﻭ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺧﺎﻣﻮﺷﺶ ﮐﻨﯿﺪ ﺗﺎ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﯾﮑﯽ ﺗﻠﻮﯾﺰﯾﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺭﻭﺷﻦ ﮐﺮﺩ ﺍﺯ ﺗﺮﺱ منهدﻡ ﺷﻪ ﻗﺴﻤﺖ ﺳﻮﻡ : ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻣﻮﻫﺎﺗﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ ﺣﻤﺎﻡ ﺳﺸﻮﺍﺭ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯿﺪ،ﺳﺸﻮﺍﺭ ﺭﻭ ﺗﻮ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﺭﻭﺷﻦ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺮﻕ ﺑﮑﺸﯿﺪ ﺗﺎ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺑﻌﺪﯼ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺑﺰﻧﻪ ﺑﺮﻕ ﺳﮑﺘ…
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عربستان درخت میکاره که بیابان رو تبدیل به جنگل کنه، تو ایران هم جنگلو خراب میکنن که ویلا بسازن تصویر دردناک از جنگلخواری در کلاردشت مازندران...💔💔💔 دلم نیومد اینرو نزارم😞😞
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همگی یه رفیق گنده گ.و.ز تو این سبک داریم. 😂😂😂😂
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واقعا از پسرا میپرسید سینگلی ؟😁 اینا با دوتا زن و چهارتا دوست دختر باز بغض میکنن ومیگن خیلی وقته تنهام😕😒😂
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @jookandsargarmii. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“کانال جوک و سرگرمی” (@jookandsargarmii), 504 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/jookandsargarmii.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.