Channel
@kofein_mind
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
5,613subscribers
+93 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002244259602 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @kofein_mind |
| Created | Between 1 May 2024 and 31 October 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/kofein_mind |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 56% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 00:59 | 5,613 | +54 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 05:19 | 5,559 | +12 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 12:19 | 5,547 | -3 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 17:59 | 5,550 | -14 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 15:03 | 5,564 | +2 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 21:24 | 5,562 | -3 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 03:26 | 5,565 | -6 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 13:53 | 5,571 | -3 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 20:22 | 5,574 | -2 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 10:26 | 5,576 | +27 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 13:37 | 5,549 | +23 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 22:50 | 5,526 | +6 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:32 | 5,520 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:06 | 5,520 | first reading |
34 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 8 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 34 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 13 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
1,272 reactions across 34 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 423 | 33.3% | |
| ❤ | 306 | 24.1% | |
| 🔥 | 186 | 14.6% | |
| ✍ | 114 | 8.96% | |
| 👍 | 105 | 8.25% | |
| 💯 | 70 | 5.50% | |
| 👀 | 28 | 2.20% | |
| 🍾 | 25 | 1.97% | |
| 🥰 | 7 | 0.55% | |
| 👏 | 5 | 0.393% | |
| 😍 | 3 | 0.236% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 34 of the 34 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,272 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 34 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 11 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Люблю поездки. Для меня это обычно перезагрузка и смена картинки Но вы знаете, что на высоте наш организм работает иначе: Пищеварение в полёте может вести себя иначе Из-за долгого сидения, сниженного давления в салоне и сухого воздуха чаще появляются вздутие, жажда и дискомфорт. Важный момент: самолётная еда не «опасная» и не «экстремальная». Её готовят по нормам безопасности, просто она часто более солёная и плот…
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О, май гад! Мне срочно надо это попробовать!
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Выбери пожелание дня на сегодня. Кому что попалось?
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Персиковый клафути Ингредиенты: 🟢персики 500 г, 🟢яйца 4 шт, 🟢молоко 300 мл, 🟢мука 100 г, 🟢сахар 60 г, 🟢щепотка соли. КБЖУ на 100 г: ~120/5/3/18
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Электролиты: зачем они нужны, особенно в жару? Электролиты — это минералы, которые помогают телу удерживать воду и поддерживать нормальную работу мышц, сердца и нервной системы. Главные: натрий, калий, магний и кальций. Когда мы потеем, теряем не только воду, но и соли. Поэтому иногда после жары, тренировки или бани могут появляться слабость, головная боль, судороги, «ватность» и сильная жажда — это может быть сиг…
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Я люблю жаркую погоду, но для организма это в целом стресс Что происходит: 🟢 тело теряет больше воды и солей → может появляться слабость и головная боль; 🟢 учащается пульс, сосуды расширяются — сердцу сложнее работать; 🟢 хуже засыпать: для качественного сна телу нужно немного охладиться; Как поддержать себя в жару: 🟢 пейте воду до сильной жажды; 🟢 добавляйте овощи, ягоды, фрукты, лёгкие белковые блюда; 🟢 при сильн…
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А какой сегодня ты кофе?
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#пятничныетанцы , а значит выходные начинаются! И мы этому несказанно рады! Всем хороших выходных!
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Лайфхаки с микроволновкой Мы явно недооцениваем микроволновку. Ловите интересные лайфхаки, в которых микроволновка вам отлично поможет 1️⃣Быстро очистить чеснок Положите головку чеснока в микроволновку на 10-15 секунд. Шелуха станет отходить заметно легче. 2️⃣Получить больше сока из лимона Перед тем как выжимать лимон, прогрейте его 10 секунд. Мякоть станет мягче, и сока получится больше. 3️⃣Освежить черствый хлеб …
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Я сейчас дикого тоста с лососем бы отведала бы!)
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Идея для пятницы! Сырные палочки Хрустящие снаружи и тягучие внутри Быстрая закуска, которая исчезает со стола за минуты. Ингредиенты 🟢сыр твёрдый 🟢яйца – 2 шт. 🟢вода – 2 ст. л. 🟢мука – 4-5 ст. л. 🟢панировочные сухари – 120 г. Подписывайтесь также на канал в МАХ
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И в продолжение темы интересных брендов, еще вам в сохраненки классная подборка магазинов (!) и, что не маловажно, по адекватным ценам! В общем отключаем разумное потребление на время и погружаемся в мир шопинга)
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Showing the 12 most recent of 34 posts we hold for @kofein_mind. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Дьявол точит сельдерей” (@kofein_mind), 5,613 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kofein_mind.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.