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Мурзилка

@mrzlkvk

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189,023subscribers

-1,865 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001075039748
TypeChannel
Username@mrzlkvk
DescriptionПравда, только правда и ничего, кроме правды По вопросам рекламы: @senyatret Реклама на бирже: https://telega.in/c/+iFMYSydyGnE4M2Ey Пригласить друзей: https://t.me/+vUsWSZHgQDJiODc6 РКН https://vk.cc/cIdEYm
Created21 August 2016 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held36
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/mrzlkvk

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 91% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

189,023190,888189,955.55 August 2026 — 190,888 subscribers6 August 2026 — 190,888 subscribers6 August 2026 — 190,876 subscribers7 August 2026 — 190,869 subscribers8 August 2026 — 190,844 subscribers9 August 2026 — 190,817 subscribers10 August 2026 — 190,787 subscribers11 August 2026 — 190,752 subscribers12 August 2026 — 190,709 subscribers13 August 2026 — 190,667 subscribers14 August 2026 — 190,616 subscribers16 August 2026 — 190,596 subscribers17 August 2026 — 190,535 subscribers18 August 2026 — 190,457 subscribers19 August 2026 — 190,409 subscribers20 August 2026 — 190,363 subscribers21 August 2026 — 190,335 subscribers22 August 2026 — 190,282 subscribers24 August 2026 — 190,186 subscribers25 August 2026 — 190,116 subscribers26 August 2026 — 190,087 subscribers27 August 2026 — 190,050 subscribers28 August 2026 — 189,997 subscribers29 August 2026 — 189,942 subscribers30 August 2026 — 189,924 subscribers31 August 2026 — 189,894 subscribers1 September 2026 — 189,819 subscribers2 September 2026 — 189,766 subscribers3 September 2026 — 189,705 subscribers5 September 2026 — 189,627 subscribers9 September 2026 — 189,475 subscribers11 September 2026 — 189,352 subscribers13 September 2026 — 189,276 subscribers15 September 2026 — 189,203 subscribers17 September 2026 — 189,120 subscribers19 September 2026 — 189,023 subscribers5 August 202619 September 2026
36 measurements spanning 45 days, net -1,865. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 188,743–191,168 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 36
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 12:58189,023-97
17 Sept 2026, 02:20189,120-83
15 Sept 2026, 05:20189,203-73
13 Sept 2026, 14:21189,276-76
11 Sept 2026, 18:59189,352-123
9 Sept 2026, 06:01189,475-152
5 Sept 2026, 22:00189,627-78
3 Sept 2026, 22:38189,705-61
2 Sept 2026, 10:56189,766-53
1 Sept 2026, 11:39189,819-75
31 Aug 2026, 11:14189,894-30
30 Aug 2026, 08:02189,924-18
29 Aug 2026, 07:46189,942-55
28 Aug 2026, 10:24189,997-53
27 Aug 2026, 13:34190,050-37
26 Aug 2026, 11:36190,087-29
25 Aug 2026, 15:03190,116-70
24 Aug 2026, 16:47190,186-96
22 Aug 2026, 22:21190,282-53
21 Aug 2026, 12:05190,335first reading

Engagement

501 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 103 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
10.5%
avg views ÷ 189,023 subscribers
Avg views / post
19,900
312 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.22%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
312
of 501 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 25 September 2026
Posts held501 (4 August 2026 – 25 September 2026)
Views total6,206,990
Reactions total75,951
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken25 Sept 2026, 08:00 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈15,600
Videos
≈17,300
Links
≈12,900

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 25 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
2h 59m
Average length
44s

Measured directly from 242 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

126,590 reactions across 486 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.3% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤡35,86028.3%
😁31,63525.0%
😡13,81010.9%
🤮8,0466.36%
👍7,9156.25%
😱7,5105.93%
❤7,4015.85%
😢6,8455.41%
🔥4,7823.78%
👏1,5371.21%
👎1,0250.81%
🥰2240.177%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 501 of the 501 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 131,086 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 501 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 25 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
44
across the posts below
Posts paid on
23
of 501 we hold a reading for · 5%
Most on one post
8
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @mrzlkvk. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 501 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 4 August 2026 to 25 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Advertising

Ad load
1.80%
9 of 501 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
9
posts carrying an erid · 9 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
18,700
over 9 measured posts
Median views · rest
20,700
over 492 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. They are printed side by side with the count behind each rather than as a ratio: an ad and an ordinary post are not otherwise matched — for topic, for length, for hour of day — so the gap between them is a description of two groups and not the effect of one being an ad.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2SDnjcUPmkX12 September 20262 September 2026
2SDnjccsXc7111 September 202611 September 2026
2SDnjdY92Ao11 September 20261 September 2026
2SDnjeQyTEb131 August 202631 August 2026
2SDnjek1sKZ17 September 20267 September 2026
2SDnjex1Bcf122 September 202622 September 2026
2W5zFFxz1Nh124 September 202624 September 2026
2W5zFGTQtFK117 September 202617 September 2026
2W5zFHX4m37116 September 202616 September 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 501 most recent posts we hold, published 4 August 2026 to 25 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

25 Sept 2026, 07:51 UTC≈1,810 views12 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Медвежонок из Китая решил поиграть в Человека-паука и полез по многоэтажке В китайской провинции Сычуань молодой азиатский чёрный медведь недавно отделился от мамки и, видимо, сразу решил доказать, что взрослый. Косолапый вскарабкался по фасаду жилого дома и через окно залез прямо в квартиру, где в этот момент находились хозяева. Сидите себе дома, занимаетесь своими делами, а потом из окна появляется медведь и тако…

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25 Sept 2026, 06:05 UTC≈7,130 views47 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Подмосковная бабуленция устроила себе четырёхдневный грибной марафон и чуть не уехала совсем не за грибами Пожилая тётечка набрала груздей и опят, приготовила сразу целую батарею посуды и несколько дней подряд питалась своими лесными запасами, причём в холодильник еду не убирала. Организм довольно быстро начал подавать сигналы бедствия: озноб, рвота, диарея и слабость, но история тянулась до четвёртых суток, когда р…

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25 Sept 2026, 05:05 UTC≈9,820 views155 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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24 Sept 2026, 20:48 UTC≈15,000 views260 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Новосибирская психозалупиня Кристина Рифини устроила терапию соусом по ебалу Барышня заказала роллы, но новичок за кассой забыла доложить бесплатные добавки примерно на полтинник. Ей предложили вернуть деньги, но специалистка по чужой психике выбрала более авторскую методику: лично приехала в кафе и начала экологично проживать обиду через ор, оскорбления, васаби и соевый соус. По словам сотрудницы, в ходе этой велик…

🤡172🤮37😁25😡14❤11👎1

24 Sept 2026, 19:50 UTC≈15,600 views153 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Попытка не пытка В Ставрополье 66- летняя женщина случайно отправила к праотцам собственную 91-летнюю мать. Бабуся постарше начала отходить на тот свет. Дочурка переполошилась и бросилась на всех парах откачивать мамулю. Женщина стала активно производить закрытый массаж сердца, чем усугубила ситуацию. По неопытности дама только добила старушку, нанеся ей множественные телесные повреждения. Пенсионерка отправилась к…

😱90😢52🤡6❤3👍2

24 Sept 2026, 18:46 UTC≈17,100 views276 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Учительнице отсыпят 912 косарей после охуительно творческого подхода к воспитанию девятиклассницы В Нижневартовске педагог школы искусств устроила такой воспитательный перформанс, что потом пришлось разбираться уже в суде. На выезде в Суздаль она предложила 15-летней ученице, которая якобы не слушалась, сделать пососаку некоему дяде, а когда пришли родители, по версии администрации, ещё назвала девочку «шалавой» и о…

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24 Sept 2026, 17:54 UTC≈17,500 views182 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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Жинка похитила кента мужа В Москвабаде женщине показалось, что на её благоверного плохо влияет его друг. Дама придумала гениальный план как разрушить мужскую дружбу. Она наняла за 30к деревянных людей, которые под видом ОМОНа похитили парня, увезли на хату и пиздили до посинения, пока пострадавший не откажется от дружбы с мужем заказчицы. После положительного ответа мужика отпустили. Он сразу направился к реальным …

🤡120😁35❤11🔥6😡6👏2😱2

24 Sept 2026, 15:40 UTC≈18,300 views250 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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🤡156😱39👍21😁14❤8😡7👏4🔥1

24 Sept 2026, 13:08 UTC≈19,200 views199 reactions4 Starsread 25 September 2026
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24 Sept 2026, 11:24 UTC≈19,600 views183 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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24 Sept 2026, 10:30 UTC≈19,000 views154 reactionsread 25 September 2026
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24 Sept 2026, 09:27 UTC≈16,700 views77 reactionsread 24 September 2026
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Showing the 12 most recent of 501 posts we hold for @mrzlkvk. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Posts edited after publishing

@mrzlkvk edited 3 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
25 August 2026
Most recent edit
25 September 2026

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Мурзилка” (@mrzlkvk), 189,023 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/mrzlkvk.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.