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Channel
НАУКА И ФАКТЫ
@naukaif
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Cite this entry
19,733subscribers
+436 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002745089561 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @naukaif |
| Description | Все вопросы - @richadvokat, @HE3AKOH, @AIphariusOmegon, @Diggsale @G_OMEDIA - агенство https://t.me/otzovanek Менеджеры: https://t.me/+acqIbcLJM_02ZjZi |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 63 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 7 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/naukaif |
Topic
Science — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Nov 2026, 15:45 | 19,733 | +10 |
| 6 Nov 2026, 16:17 | 19,723 | +19 |
| 5 Nov 2026, 12:40 | 19,704 | -9 |
| 4 Nov 2026, 14:37 | 19,713 | +12 |
| 3 Nov 2026, 13:01 | 19,701 | -21 |
| 2 Nov 2026, 11:40 | 19,722 | -13 |
| 1 Nov 2026, 13:16 | 19,735 | -19 |
| 31 Oct 2026, 12:46 | 19,754 | -10 |
| 30 Oct 2026, 13:27 | 19,764 | +24 |
| 29 Oct 2026, 13:10 | 19,740 | +30 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 10:58 | 19,710 | -13 |
| 27 Oct 2026, 09:48 | 19,723 | -4 |
| 26 Oct 2026, 06:40 | 19,727 | -8 |
| 25 Oct 2026, 09:17 | 19,735 | -14 |
| 24 Oct 2026, 09:54 | 19,749 | +4 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 13:04 | 19,745 | -2 |
| 22 Oct 2026, 15:27 | 19,747 | +62 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 07:05 | 19,685 | -18 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 08:09 | 19,703 | -14 |
| 19 Oct 2026, 09:21 | 19,717 | first reading |
Engagement
681 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 68 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 2.80%
- avg views ÷ 19,733 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 553
- 146 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.334%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 146
- of 681 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 61 of 146 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 November 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 681 (6 August 2026 – 8 November 2026) |
| Views total | 80,683 |
| Reactions total | 126 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Nov 2026, 15:28 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈4,600
- Videos
- ≈1,750
- Links
- ≈6,610
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 4h 05m
- Average length
- 35s
Measured directly from 426 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
849 reactions across 328 posts, in 30 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 356 | 41.9% | |
| 👍 | 194 | 22.9% | |
| 🔥 | 98 | 11.5% | |
| 👏 | 57 | 6.71% | |
| 😁 | 29 | 3.42% | |
| 🤔 | 15 | 1.77% | |
| 🤩 | 15 | 1.77% | |
| 🥰 | 13 | 1.53% | |
| 🤮 | 8 | 0.942% | |
| 🤯 | 8 | 0.942% | |
| 🤣 | 7 | 0.824% | |
| 😱 | 6 | 0.707% | |
| 🤬 | 5 | 0.589% | |
| 👎 | 4 | 0.471% | |
| 💊 | 4 | 0.471% | |
| 💘 | 4 | 0.471% | |
| 🙏 | 4 | 0.471% | |
| 👀 | 3 | 0.353% | |
| 🤨 | 3 | 0.353% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 0.236% | |
| 10 further kinds | 14 | 1.65% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 342 of the 681 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 849 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 681 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 8 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 19 of 146 posts held from the last 30 days (13.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
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Showing the 12 most recent of 681 posts we hold for @naukaif. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@naukaif edited 5 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
- First edit seen
- 30 August 2026
- Most recent edit
- 8 November 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 23 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
@a_necdot69 · 131,66013 postsИСТОРИЯ | ФАКТЫ | СЕКРЕТНО
@konfethum · 54,68712 postsИНТЕРЕСНЫЕ ФАКТЫ
@interesfu · 24,6827 postsLIFEХАКИ
@liffexak · 9,3203 postsВИШНЯ 🍒
@Vishhum · 22,1243 postsАСТАТ | НАУКА И ФАКТЫ
@astatinf · 8,3162 postsЦитаты жизни
@Citaty_zhizni · 66,3452 postsПЛАНЕТА ЗЕМЛЯ | Познавательные факты
@discovp · 8,0262 postsЮмор | Еврейский | Анекдоты
@evrmem · 22,0822 postsЧТО? ГДЕ? КОГДА?
@fakti_bro · 6,9882 postsКУКУРУЗА 🌽
@kukury · 20,0992 postsТАЙНЫ ТРЕТЬЕЙ ПЛАНЕТЫ | НАУКА И ФАКТЫ
@tretpl · 6,8532 postsБОДРЯЧКОМ! | ЖЕНСКИЙ ЮМОР
@bodrachk · 7,5471 postЭто факт
@etofackt · 242,7381 postЕВРЕЙСКИЙ ДВОРНИК
@evrdvornik · 8,0501 postGO MEDIA
@g_omedia · 511 postМгновения прошлого
@mgnovenia_proshlogo · 209,7431 postNik Media|ПРАЙС
@Nickmedia · 2191 postПоловой ликбез
@polovoi_likbez · 44,7471 postDaniilBeloz | PRICE LIST
@pricedaniilbeloz · 31 postРЕТРО | ИСТОРИЯ | ФАКТЫ
@retrohisto · 9,1161 postРеклама @OOO_forward
@setkaForward · 481 postСлава России!
@slavarussia22 · 51 post
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
@konfethum · 54,68711 postsLumix VPN
@Lumix_vpn_bot · 48,78810 postsМосква деловая
@mosdeal · 295,71110 postsВИШНЯ 🍒
@Vishhum · 22,1248 postsJetTon Official
@jetton · 5127 postsРЕТРО | ИСТОРИЯ | ФАКТЫ
@retrohisto · 9,1166 postsЧТО? ГДЕ? КОГДА?
@fakti_bro · 6,9885 postsКУКУРУЗА 🌽
@kukury · 20,0995 postsАнекдоты | Мемы | Юмор 🍒
@a_necdot69 · 131,6604 postsИНТЕРЕСНЫЕ ФАКТЫ
@interesfu · 24,6824 postsПЛАНЕТА ЗЕМЛЯ | Познавательные факты
@discovp · 8,0263 postsАСТАТ | НАУКА И ФАКТЫ
@astatinf · 8,3162 postsAtlanta VPN bot
@AtlantaVPN_bot · 329,7242 postsБОДРЯЧКОМ! | ЖЕНСКИЙ ЮМОР
@bodrachk · 7,5472 postsТАЙНЫ ТРЕТЬЕЙ ПЛАНЕТЫ | НАУКА И ФАКТЫ
@tretpl · 6,8532 postsBoostVPN
@BoostVPN · 451 postЭто факт
@etofackt · 242,7381 postЕВРЕЙСКИЙ ДВОРНИК
@evrdvornik · 8,0501 postЮмор | Еврейский | Анекдоты
@evrmem · 22,0821 postLIFEХАКИ
@liffexak · 9,3201 postОколо Фактов
@okolofacti · 2,2881 postУправление по-русски
@rusupravlenie · 5321 postTonPlay
@tonplay · 399,2761 postТРЕДНИ
@tredni_channel · 45,0401 post
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“НАУКА И ФАКТЫ” (@naukaif), 19,733 subscribers as measured 7 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/naukaif.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.