14 Apr 2026, 12:34 UTC3 viewsread 13 August 2026
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😂 #nb_meme Used Claude Code for too long today, it turned Canadian on me 🇨🇦🫠 I'm not your buddy, guy. #southpark #claudecode — @neurobreakfast_en
Channel
The Neuro Breakfast
@neurobreakfast_en
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
3subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003536338342 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @neurobreakfast_en |
| Description | AI agents, experiments, discoveries. Honest breakdowns, opinions, and memes. Served fresh. |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 31 March 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/neurobreakfast_en |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 11:06 | 3 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 22:36 | 3 | first reading |
Engagement
14 posts held, back to 31 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 14 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 April 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 12
- Links
- 18
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Recent posts
5 Apr 2026, 13:46 UTC5 viewsread 13 August 2026
🚀 #nb_spacebreakfast The toilet, Outlook, and dirty windows - real bugs from the flight to the Moon Everyone already covered the toilet. Here's what they didn't. Outlook. An astronaut called Houston: "I have two Outlooks, and NEITHER is working". Made it to the Moon, but Outlook didn't. Windows. Wiseman couldn't photograph Earth - the crew kept pressing against the glass so eagerly they smudged it. Called Houston…
5 Apr 2026, 11:20 UTC4 viewsread 13 August 2026
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While we're arguing about rate limits and tokens, four people are flying to the Moon. First time in 54 years. Photos: Artemis II crew from the Orion capsule. Auroras at both poles, city lights on the dark side, and a thin crescent - all that's left of Earth when you're 230,000 km away. Tomorrow they'll fly around the far side of the Moon and head home. The same far side where China's Chang'e 4 has been quietly work…
4 Apr 2026, 18:06 UTC5 viewsread 13 August 2026
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🍕 #nb_extra Served! Claude Mythos. Anthropic CMS error (Sanity.io). 3000 docs exposed. Inside: Claude Mythos. New tier Capybara, above Opus. ~10T params. Nvidia GB300. Performed twice as well as scaling laws predicted. Found zero-days in Ghost (50K stars) no human had found. CrowdStrike -7%. Anthropic privately briefing officials. First time ever: security researchers get access before everyone else. Hotz says ca…
4 Apr 2026, 13:20 UTC3 viewsread 13 August 2026
🔬 #nb_breakdown 7 hidden features in Claude Code from the leaked source Two weeks ago the source code leaked. Beyond the architecture, there were unannounced features. Try now: 🟢 Coordinator Mode — parallel workers for subtasks CLAUDE_CODE_COORDINATOR_MODE=1 claude 🟢 BUDDY — a Tamagotchi inside your CLI. 18 species, rarity tiers, CHAOS and SNARK stats. Just open Claude Code, it's already there. 🟢 Fork Sub-agent…
4 Apr 2026, 12:20 UTC3 viewsread 13 August 2026
🔬 #nb_breakdown Limits, OpenClaw ban, uprising. Making sense of Anthropic without the panic The last two weeks across r/ClaudeCode, r/Anthropic, and r/ClaudeAI told one story. Not a single-day crisis, but a pattern. Timeline: Claude Code source leaked via npm source maps. Community dissected the multi-agent architecture, found the YOLO classifier, KAIROS, UDS Inbox. Within 48 hours oh-my-claudecode appeared - a f…
4 Apr 2026, 10:08 UTC2 viewsread 13 August 2026
🐱 #nb_fresh Caturday. Writing from under the cat. 1. Someone taught Claude to talk like a caveman. 75% fewer tokens. "Brain small, word few" - and it actually works. LLMs are verbose by default, and you pay for every word. I've been doing something similar - asking Claude to respond like Geralt of Rivia. Short phrases, grim pragmatism, zero fluff. Same effect but with character. Hmm 😬 2. Anthropic found 171 "emo…
3 Apr 2026, 11:55 UTC2 viewsread 13 August 2026
🍳 #nb_hot Nobody's irreplaceable, but some are more expensive to lose Two threads on r/ExperiencedDevs today, and they rhyme. First: what makes a developer hard to replace. Top answers: knowing undocumented things about production, management connections, visibility, social capital. Not a single top comment says "write better code" or "learn a new framework." Second: is fully agentic workflow BS? Near-unanimous: …
3 Apr 2026, 08:17 UTC2 viewsread 13 August 2026
🗞 #nb_fresh Thursday. Yesterday was Gemma day. Today we unpack what it means. 1. Gemma 4: from release to uncensored in 90 minutes Google dropped Gemma 4 - 1B, 13B, 27B. With audio input. 124B MoE possibly coming. Benchmarks show it competing with Qwen 3.5 head to head, community is testing live. But that's not the point. 90 minutes after release, Heretic shipped an uncensored version. A few hours later it was ru…
2 Apr 2026, 16:57 UTC2 viewsread 13 August 2026
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🍳 #nb_hot $12K/month on AI agents. 80% of them are just talking to each other. A guy ran an audit at his 20-person agency. 45 active AI subscriptions. Sales Agent, Email Orchestrator, Social Listener, Competitor Monitor, "Research" Agent x8. Best finding: Sales Agent spent three weeks sending "outreach" to a lead that turned out to be their own monitoring bot. Two LLMs held a fake business correspondence in the CR…
2 Apr 2026, 08:05 UTC3 viewsread 13 August 2026
🗞 #nb_fresh Thursday. While you slept, the leaked Claude Code is already living its own life. But first, other things. 1. The same message costs 2-5x more in non-English languages BPE tokenizers are optimized for English. Same text in Spanish = +60% tokens. Russian = +154%. Arabic = +208%. Hindi = +392%. It's not a bug in any specific provider. It's how BPE works. Every tokenizer is trained on English-dominated c…
1 Apr 2026, 07:25 UTC3 viewsread 13 August 2026
🗞 #nb_fresh Wednesday. April 1st. And the biggest thing today isn't a joke - Claude Code is now open source. Well, almost. 1. Claude Code source leaked via npm source map Someone forgot to strip the .map file from the npm package. 500K+ lines of TypeScript. Here's what the community dug up: bashSecurity.ts - 2,600 lines of paranoid shell checks. Catches ztcp, zmodload, ANSI-C quoting. Every check clearly born fro…
Showing the 12 most recent of 14 posts we hold for @neurobreakfast_en. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“The Neuro Breakfast” (@neurobreakfast_en), 3 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/neurobreakfast_en.
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