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Никак вы, блядь, не научитесь

@nikakvy

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1,411subscribers

-16 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001978733988
TypeChannel
Username@nikakvy
CreatedBetween 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 September 2026
Measurements held11
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/nikakvy

Growth

1,4081,4271,417.56 August 2026 — 1,427 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,427 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,426 subscribers9 August 2026 — 1,423 subscribers15 August 2026 — 1,412 subscribers18 August 2026 — 1,414 subscribers21 August 2026 — 1,408 subscribers25 August 2026 — 1,411 subscribers28 August 2026 — 1,408 subscribers3 September 2026 — 1,421 subscribers8 September 2026 — 1,411 subscribers1,4116 August 20268 September 2026
11 measurements spanning 34 days, net -16. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,405–1,430 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Sept 2026, 20:181,411-10
3 Sept 2026, 16:191,421+13
28 Aug 2026, 06:581,408-3
25 Aug 2026, 00:481,411+3
21 Aug 2026, 04:331,408-6
18 Aug 2026, 04:121,414+2
15 Aug 2026, 11:051,412-11
9 Aug 2026, 05:021,423-3
6 Aug 2026, 12:111,426-1
6 Aug 2026, 07:481,427no change
6 Aug 2026, 02:031,427first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 3 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 5 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 12:44 UTC≈6,160 views9 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Сокрушительный удар по кому и чему, простите...?

5 Aug 2026, 12:10 UTC≈320 views14 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Если кто-то сомневался в том, сионист ли Штефанюк, то в видео НИ СЛОВА о терактах израильской военщины. Думайте.

5 Aug 2026, 11:14 UTC≈332 viewsread 6 August 2026

Если Фон Эггер Вильнюс Литуэния против, то выбор очевиден

5 Aug 2026, 09:45 UTC≈363 viewsread 6 August 2026

Сегодня РФ нанесла масштабный ракетный удар по украинскому столичному региону. Его целью стали логистические терминалы и склады крупнейших украинских сетей. Что выглядело как ответ на систематические удары Украины на Wildberries. Хотя в целом удары по таким объектам в Украине россияне наносили и раньше, но, после ударов по Wildberries, они стали намного более интенсивными. Что и показал сегодняшний удар. https://t.m

4 Aug 2026, 22:10 UTC≈179 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @one_big_unionPhoto

Пентагон просит подчиненных придумать как победить Иран: «Мы ищем новые, креативные и нетрадиционные способы оказать давление на Иран и наказать его», — написал офицер разведывательного подразделения Центрального командования США в сообщении, разосланном в среду группе военных аналитиков.

4 Aug 2026, 18:57 UTC≈416 views2 reactionsread 6 August 2026

И только федька как был тупым людоедом, так и остался https://t.me/kekanalytics/66005

4 Aug 2026, 18:42 UTC≈413 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Рациональность — это не разумность, а действия с определённой целью. У Пыпы цели есть, вот они уже безумные. Но в их достижении он целиком и полностью рационален. Но будет или нет мобилизация зависит не от безумия Пыпы, а от того, считает ли он, что это поможет его целям. Об этом он скорее всего спросит Герасимова: а вот если тебе полмиллиона рыл дать, возьмёшь Краматорск к новому году? Ну вот есть мнения, что воен

4 Aug 2026, 15:34 UTC≈267 viewsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @kekanalytics

Иноагенты пиздец >Поражение – единственный сценарий, при котором могут быть полностью сняты санкции и вернуться внешнее финансирование. https://tsargrad.tv/articles/udar-v-spinu-i-kapituljacija-nazvano-glavnoe-uslovie-porazhenija-rossii-chto-budet-posle-svo-2_1804772?ysclid=mseqqkbm2s39336593

4 Aug 2026, 09:41 UTC≈418 viewsread 6 August 2026

Странно, почему об этом молчит их телеграм канал Компас

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @nikakvy. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Никак вы, блядь, не научитесь” (@nikakvy), 1,411 subscribers as measured 8 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nikakvy.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.