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@pezduks

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99,256subscribers

+34 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001509769040
TypeChannel
Username@pezduks
DescriptionБанда шалунишек!
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 September 2026
Measurements held29
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 8 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/pezduks

Topic

Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 59% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

99,07099,36199,215.56 August 2026 — 99,222 subscribers6 August 2026 — 99,222 subscribers7 August 2026 — 99,230 subscribers8 August 2026 — 99,240 subscribers9 August 2026 — 99,200 subscribers10 August 2026 — 99,206 subscribers11 August 2026 — 99,217 subscribers12 August 2026 — 99,219 subscribers14 August 2026 — 99,212 subscribers15 August 2026 — 99,208 subscribers16 August 2026 — 99,203 subscribers17 August 2026 — 99,190 subscribers18 August 2026 — 99,188 subscribers19 August 2026 — 99,199 subscribers20 August 2026 — 99,189 subscribers22 August 2026 — 99,191 subscribers23 August 2026 — 99,163 subscribers25 August 2026 — 99,133 subscribers26 August 2026 — 99,113 subscribers27 August 2026 — 99,076 subscribers28 August 2026 — 99,102 subscribers29 August 2026 — 99,116 subscribers30 August 2026 — 99,117 subscribers31 August 2026 — 99,086 subscribers1 September 2026 — 99,070 subscribers2 September 2026 — 99,335 subscribers3 September 2026 — 99,361 subscribers5 September 2026 — 99,324 subscribers8 September 2026 — 99,256 subscribers99,2566 August 20268 September 2026
29 measurements spanning 33 days, net +34. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 99,026–99,405 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 29
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Sept 2026, 21:2199,256-68
5 Sept 2026, 16:1799,324-37
3 Sept 2026, 16:5799,361+26
2 Sept 2026, 11:2299,335+265
1 Sept 2026, 08:4599,070-16
31 Aug 2026, 06:2499,086-31
30 Aug 2026, 05:3599,117+1
29 Aug 2026, 08:5799,116+14
28 Aug 2026, 08:0499,102+26
27 Aug 2026, 05:3499,076-37
26 Aug 2026, 06:0499,113-20
25 Aug 2026, 03:3499,133-30
23 Aug 2026, 19:4299,163-28
22 Aug 2026, 03:3899,191+2
20 Aug 2026, 21:2499,189-10
19 Aug 2026, 17:4599,199+11
18 Aug 2026, 18:1699,188-2
17 Aug 2026, 20:4599,190-13
16 Aug 2026, 20:4699,203-5
15 Aug 2026, 13:4799,208first reading

Engagement

44 posts held, back to 28 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 73 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
31.0%
avg views ÷ 99,256 subscribers
Avg views / post
30,800
15 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.94%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
15
of 44 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 8 September 2026
Posts held44 (28 July 20268 September 2026)
Views total462,000
Reactions total27,463
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken10 Sept 2026, 05:49 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
2,340
Videos
361
Links
130

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
14s
Average length
14s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

80,674 reactions across 44 posts, in 16 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 64.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
52,03364.5%
🔥15,60119.3%
❤‍🔥5,4096.70%
🥰2,0012.48%
😁1,4601.81%
💋1,0711.33%
7970.988%
🫡6230.772%
🦄5220.647%
🤩2510.311%
💘2400.297%
💔2350.291%
😭1740.216%
🤪980.121%
😎880.109%
😘710.088%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 44 of the 44 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 80,674 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 44 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 8 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
141
across the posts below
Posts paid on
35
of 44 we hold a reading for · 80%
Most on one post
15
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @pezduks. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 44 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 28 July 2026 to 8 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

8 Sept 2026, 11:50 UTC≈17,300 views863 reactions1 Starread 10 September 2026
Photo

Ребята, у кого дети учатся в онлайн школах, поделитесь опытом, пожалуйста. Как выбирали? Как вам процесс и успехи? Какие нюансы?

647🔥137😁51🥰13❤‍🔥12🦄2💔1

6 Sept 2026, 14:55 UTC≈5,760 views138 reactionsread 6 September 2026
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Внимание! 🍑 На завтра и вторник в салоне образовалось несколько окон с подарком 100 мл маски для роста, либо для домашнего ухода. Быстренько записывайтесь шикарить волосы! Места заряжены на хорошее настроение, успех в любви и отпуск на морях 👽! Запись: Телеграм - https://t.me/salon_SDR Вотсап - https://wa.me/79174416147

93❤‍🔥26🔥17🤩2

6 Sept 2026, 12:06 UTC≈22,200 views2,242 reactions5 Starsread 10 September 2026
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Товарищи песдюки, кто прочитал статью на сайте про зависть - дайте обратную связь. Мне нравится хуярить такое фундаментальное чтиво - но напишите насколько вам оно норм для изучения👌 Продолжать вам темы в таком же духе, разбирая на атомы?

1,540🔥477❤‍🔥18621🦄9🤩5🤪4

5 Sept 2026, 11:22 UTC≈41,700 views1,641 reactionsread 10 September 2026

Ребята, я написала вам идеальную статью про зависть, наверное, это действительно самый полный материал, который только может быть. Очень много на это времени ушло. Читайте и будьте здоровы ❤️ Напишите потом, как вам статья. ➡️https://helenkornilova.com/z-zavist-ili-pochemu-chuzhaya-zhizn-inog/

1,150❤‍🔥265🔥136💋78💘6🫡6

3 Sept 2026, 18:35 UTC≈27,700 views5,357 reactions15 Starsread 10 September 2026

Заметил мои красивые сигаретки, попросил одну-я ему выдала и он удалился. Блять.. и через полчаса к моему столику подошли уже несколько таких же мужиков бухих, пытались подсесть ко мне и я им не дала. Мысль в бошку пошла, что надо валить, чтобы проблем не иметь… а потом как волна пошла, что это-мое место, я пришла раньше них, и пусть они на хуй идут, а это-мое место сейчас и я его удержу! Еще через время они также

3,070🔥1,640💋238❤‍🔥20288😭47😎23😁22

3 Sept 2026, 18:35 UTC≈24,000 views1,627 reactionsread 10 September 2026
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Расскажу про радость грандиозную, свое освобождение от одной хуйни, которое произошло на днях: я уже писала несколько раз, что когда была беременна Дарюхой, ко мне в ресторане за обедом начал приставать один мужик. Я ему отказала в знакомстве и, когда я получала свою одежду в гардеробе он начал меня хватать за руки, говорить со мной на повышенных тонах, и никто тогда на это не реагировал, народу было много, оттащил т

1,170🔥344❤‍🔥96💔11🤪6

3 Sept 2026, 17:02 UTC≈22,400 views1,660 reactions2 Starsread 10 September 2026
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Восхищение - это старшая сестра зависти), нет никакой «белой» зависти, не пиздите себе) Ну, то есть психика засекла у другого ценное, а вот дальше обработка расходится, и различает их ровно одна переменная.. задевает это вашу самооценку или нет))) Зависть врубается, когда сфера ваша, вам это надо, вы этого хотите, и сравнение бьет прямо в вашу недостаточность, отсюда и боль. Восхищение врубается, когда угрозы само

1,150🔥350🫡60❤‍🔥43😁22💔1812🤩5

3 Sept 2026, 15:46 UTC≈22,300 views1,598 reactions2 Starsread 10 September 2026
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Зависть редко ходит с табличкой - зырьте «я - зависть», она маскируется, вот по каким признакам ее ловить: это как укол болючий при виде чужого, сжатие в груди или в животе, реакции в теле, настроение начинает портиться на ровном месте.ю, типа листала ленту в соцсетях - и через минуту появилось раздражение, а между этими точками был чей-то пост или видюха, которые зацепили внимание... вот он и есть маркер. Тело реаги

❤‍🔥834508🔥22314🤩6🥰6🫡6🦄1

3 Sept 2026, 15:28 UTC≈25,100 views2,308 reactions1 Starread 10 September 2026
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Про зависть. Зависть - вообще штука очень оклеветанная и очень полезная при этом). Ее в грехи записали, стыдят ею с детства, завидовать мол нехорошо... а по факту зависть - это просто сигналка психики, такая же честная, как голод. Психика ваша круглосуточно сканирует, где вы в стае, этому механизму миллионы лет, кнопки «выкл» не завезли в бошку. Увидела у другого свое недополученное - очко начало болеть. Причем бо

1,560🔥497🤩83❤‍🔥65😁5919💘17💋5

1 Sept 2026, 16:59 UTC≈9,540 views354 reactions1 Starread 2 September 2026
Forwarded from @helenkornilova

Скидки в честь Дня знаний✨ ❗️ Только до 2 сентября, до 18.00 по МСК объявляются скидки на все вебинары и проекты, кроме «Нейрофакинга» и «Силы». 👌 Цена на сайте указана уже с учетом скидки. Доступ бессрочный. При проблемах с оплатой / доступом – пишите в техподдержку, @Merzgul Скидка 40% на два проекта: 🔹 Проект для любящих родителей «Ресурсный песдюшатник» – не про добавки, правильное кормление и т. д. — этой ин

265🔥65😁13❤‍🔥6🤩5

1 Sept 2026, 16:56 UTC≈12,100 views517 reactions2 Starsread 2 September 2026

Так, щас будет продажник со скидками на 1 сентября. Не пугайтесь. От меня рекомендация: если вас нет в ку-3 и в ресурсном песдюшатнике(типа проект по детям, но он для всех и для руководителей и для заебавшихся от жизни, если ваши дети охуели-вообще топчик)-хуярьте сначала в ресурсный, потом в ку-3 Если вы в депрессии-берите отпидоринг(проект без химии), там быстрые результаты по уборке, которые приводят в порядок до

425❤‍🔥55🔥37

30 Aug 2026, 15:25 UTC≈35,400 views2,693 reactions4 Starsread 10 September 2026
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Открытка дня 💗

1,980🔥361🥰167❤‍🔥90💋47💘28🫡17😘3

Showing the 12 most recent of 44 posts we hold for @pezduks. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Posts edited after publishing

@pezduks edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
9 August 2026
Most recent edit
9 August 2026

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Мои любимые песдюки” (@pezduks), 99,256 subscribers as measured 8 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/pezduks.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.