Пишем о медиакультуре, трендах и маркетинге.
Реклама: @maximillian
Работаем с @Tgpodbor_official, @swaymedia, @Spiral_Yuri
Регистрация в РКН: https://gosuslugi.ru/snet/6981b13f5346e541adeaf2d2
@alfapolo
Created
Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 77% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
51 measurements spanning 81 days, net +145,840. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 910,193–1,136,611 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 51
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
26 Oct 2026, 20:20
1,084,075
-2,843
25 Oct 2026, 23:29
1,086,918
-3,089
25 Oct 2026, 00:14
1,090,007
-3,394
23 Oct 2026, 21:46
1,093,401
-3,488
22 Oct 2026, 23:46
1,096,889
-4,142
21 Oct 2026, 20:41
1,101,031
-5,892
20 Oct 2026, 13:36
1,106,923
-3,563
19 Oct 2026, 12:39
1,110,486
+3,464
18 Oct 2026, 11:16
1,107,022
+3,335
17 Oct 2026, 13:27
1,103,687
+2,651
16 Oct 2026, 16:31
1,101,036
+1,183
15 Oct 2026, 19:10
1,099,853
+3,249
14 Oct 2026, 16:55
1,096,604
+5,711
13 Oct 2026, 07:54
1,090,893
+15,092
9 Oct 2026, 02:19
1,075,801
+9,325
4 Oct 2026, 16:57
1,066,476
-4,106
26 Sept 2026, 16:21
1,070,582
+1,460
19 Sept 2026, 12:15
1,069,122
+8,026
17 Sept 2026, 03:38
1,061,096
+5,818
15 Sept 2026, 04:19
1,055,278
first reading
Engagement
491 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 168 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
1.20%
avg views ÷ 1,084,075 subscribers
Avg views / post
13,000
179 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.473%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
179
of 491 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 October 2026
Posts held
491 (5 August 2026 – 27 October 2026)
Views total
2,330,609
Reactions total
11,028
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
27 Oct 2026, 14:56 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈8,350
Videos
≈3,210
Links
≈5,240
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 27 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
49m 15s
Average length
22s
Measured directly from 135 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
View velocity
How fast this channel’s own posts pick up views, from re-reading them repeatedly in the hours and days after they were published rather than the single reading most entries on this register get. Coverage is early and only a small minority of channels hold it at all — a gap in this section means the post has not been re-read again yet, not that nothing happened.
Computed from 179 of this channel’s own posts over the last 30 days: across 173 of this channel’s own posts with a clear reading, a typical one reaches half of its last-observed view count within 5.7 hours of being posted; a typical post has already reached 24.2% of its 24-hour view count within the first hour, and 69.2% within the first six; the median 24-hour reach across those posts is 9,410 views — 0.868% of this channel’s own subscriber count (90th percentile 13,900).
8 most recently posted, with a view-velocity reading
Curve is every standard checkpoint we hold a reading for (+1h, +3h, +6h, +12h, +24h, +48h, +7d after posting) — measured where a real reading landed close enough to that age, interpolated where it did not but readings on both sides let one be worked out between them. Nothing is ever extrapolated past the last real reading. Latest reading is the newest view and reaction count we hold for the post, side by side, so a gap between how views and reactions moved is visible without following it into the Observations section above. 24h reach is that one checkpoint on its own, labelled the same way. Half of last-observed views is the age at which a post’s view count crossed half of the highest figure we have read for it so far — an upper bound when the very first reading was already past half (we cannot see the actual crossing), and biased low while the post is still climbing, since “half of final” is dividing by a number that has not finished growing yet. Both caveats are printed inline wherever they apply, never silently dropped.
Reaction mix
34,224 reactions across 491 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
custom 5336943348605287859
14,119
41.3%
🤣
6,587
19.2%
custom 5337222581609074149
4,935
14.4%
😁
3,328
9.72%
😢
1,822
5.32%
😱
1,563
4.57%
🌚
895
2.62%
custom 5336931013459213708
683
2.00%
🎉
292
0.853%
Custom emoji. 3 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 491 of the 491 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 34,224 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 491 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 27 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Advertising
Ad load
0.407%
2 of 491 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
2
posts carrying an erid · 2 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
3,000
over 2 measured posts
Median views · rest
13,300
over 489 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2SDnjc66K7q
1
29 September 2026
29 September 2026
2VSb5xKJnst
1
10 August 2026
10 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 491 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 27 October 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
💀Самый ОПАСНЫЙ чемодан в мире — блогер показал необычный кейс, который выглядит как обычный портфель, но, внутри у него пистолет-пулемёт MP5.
Ролик уже собрал миллионы просмотров в соцсетях.
Когда у тебя деловая встреча в 15:00, а миссия в GTA — в 15:30.
💎 place
♥️ В России создали оберег от…НАЛОГОВ — художница Юлия Степанова представила вышивку, которая должна защищать от самого страшного кошмара россиян.
Работа выполнена в традиционном стиле и получила название
«Оберег от налоговой».
Срочно ставим такой над входной дверью.
💎 place
💎 Коты превратились в МАКАРОНЫ — соцсети покоряют пушистые, которые растягиваются до невероятных размеров.
На фото котик настолько длинный, что кажется, будто его растянули в фотошопе.
Милота.
💎 place
👀 Нож в виде ЖЕНСКИХ НОГ нашли в интернете: необычный складной аксессуар вручную изготовили из алюминия ещё в 1952 году.
Длина ножа составляет 15,5 см, а в сложенном виде — всего 9,9 см. Механизм работает, хотя и немного заедает.
Винтажную находку уже продали.
💎 place
💀 Рука ДЕМОНА вместо подставки для книг: художница Наоми Жилон создала подставку в виде жуткой лапы с огромными когтями.
Керамическая штука называется «Носитель знаний» и выглядит как артефакт из хоррора.
Вишлист пополнен.
💎 place
♥️ Природа медленно ЗАХВАТЫВАЕТ города — в сети завирусились кадры того, как корни деревьев прорастают сквозь тротуары и постепенно разрушают асфальт и плитку.
Пока люди строят дороги, стены и целые города, растения год за годом возвращают себе пространство. Корни находят малейшие трещины, а деревья буквально поглощают препятствия на своём пути.
💎 place
💀Советские плакаты против ядерной ВОЙНЫ: в 1970-1980 годах на фоне напряжённых отношений между СССР и США художники всё чаще обращались к теме атомной угрозы.
На плакатах изображали ядерные взрывы, разрушенные города и последствия возможного апокалипсиса. Через яркие и пугающие образы людей призывали остановить гонку вооружений.
Спустя полвека эти плакаты снова выглядят пугающе актуальными.
💎 place
😂 Свинью с 17 РОЗЕТКАМИ придумали в студии Артемия Лебедева: необычный удлинитель Svintus представили ещё в 2011 году.
На розовом корпусе разместили сразу 17 розеток в форме пятачков, а провод сделали закрученным, словно поросячий хвостик.
Годно.
💎 place
💀Персонажей Тима Бёртона заметили на витринах Петербурга: жутковатые куклы появились на Восстания, 20.
Герои культового мультфильма «Труп невесты» теперь украшают витрины ювелирного магазина.
Атмосфера Хэллоуина на максималках.
💎 place
Сколько ХОККЕЯ в твоей жизни — проверь себя по чек-листу: отмечай знакомые моменты и подсчитывай совпадения.
А один из пунктов можно закрыть уже сейчас — открыть Хоккейный вклад в Т-Банке на 6 месяцев всего за 5 минут.
Получай доход и участвуй в ежемесячных розыгрышах с призовым фондом более 2 000 призов, среди которых:
— кэшбэк до 100% за покупки в сервисе «Шопинг»;
— приглашения на матчи КХЛ;
— 7 дней отдыха на Р…
😂 Книжная полка в виде ДОНАЛЬД ДАКА — этот необычный стеллаж из коллекции дизайнера Густафа Вестмана выглядит как огромная игрушка.
Его изготовили в шведском Дальшёфорсе.
Мечта любого миллениала.
💎 place
💀 Стул для АРАХНОФОБОВ придумал художник Войтек Юзефович — жуткое кресло получило семь паучьих лап и спинку в форме позвоночника.
Необычная работа называется «Арахна» в честь героини древнегреческого мифа, превращённой в паука.
Кресло изготовили вручную из трёх видов дерева ещё в 2003 году. Оно существует в единственном экземпляре, а недавно его показали на выставке PAD London.
Главное, чтобы ночью не убежало.
💎 p…
custom 533694334860528785935😱16🤣3
Showing the 12 most recent of 491 posts we hold for @placemed. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@placemed edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
9 August 2026
Most recent edit
26 August 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 7 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 October 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Place” (@placemed), 1,084,075 subscribers as measured 26 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/placemed.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.