56 measurements spanning 35 days, net -220. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,378–11,666 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 56
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
10 Sept 2026, 00:20
11,411
-6
6 Sept 2026, 23:37
11,417
-5
6 Sept 2026, 14:19
11,422
-14
4 Sept 2026, 09:56
11,436
-5
4 Sept 2026, 01:19
11,441
-7
2 Sept 2026, 21:12
11,448
-2
2 Sept 2026, 12:23
11,450
-7
1 Sept 2026, 16:57
11,457
-6
1 Sept 2026, 11:15
11,463
-1
31 Aug 2026, 13:46
11,464
no change
31 Aug 2026, 11:35
11,464
+2
30 Aug 2026, 14:45
11,462
-1
30 Aug 2026, 13:54
11,463
-12
29 Aug 2026, 14:05
11,475
no change
29 Aug 2026, 13:13
11,475
-2
28 Aug 2026, 15:14
11,477
no change
28 Aug 2026, 13:43
11,477
-9
27 Aug 2026, 16:32
11,486
-10
27 Aug 2026, 10:45
11,496
-8
26 Aug 2026, 13:38
11,504
first reading
Engagement
37 posts held, back to 22 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 45 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
22.6%
avg views ÷ 11,411 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,580
21 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.87%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
21
of 37 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 September 2026
Posts held
37 (22 July 2026 – 1 September 2026)
Views total
54,140
Reactions total
3,180
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
3 Sept 2026, 00:05 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
3m 04s
Average length
1m 32s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
6,150 reactions across 37 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.0% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🔥
1,781
29.0%
❤
1,685
27.4%
👏
976
15.9%
🤣
518
8.42%
custom 5447480155943492724
336
5.46%
💔
209
3.40%
🍾
178
2.89%
😁
162
2.63%
🤝
152
2.47%
✍
121
1.97%
🫡
32
0.52%
Custom emoji. One row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The count beside it is Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 37 of the 37 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 6,150 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 37 most recent posts we hold, published 22 July 2026 to 1 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Первый номер Plife
МЫ ВОСПИТЫВАЛИСЬ В ТЕМНОТЕ
– Какая книга изменила твою жизнь?
Солидный вопрос. Мужик кладёт руку на подбородок, как в каждой рекламе одного надёжного банка и вспоминает, что стоит у него на полке. Чаще там статуэтки Черепашек Мутантов Ниндзя и кубок четвёртого места по пьяному боулингу за 2018 год.
Но он отвечает – Марк Аврелий. Даже если закладка уже третий год живёт на двадцать третьей страни…
Выдумка Plife
ПРОЩАЙ, ДЕТКА, ПРОЩАЙ
31 августа просыпается ближе к полудню в Four Seasons. Белая рубашка, которая ещё вчера хрустела свежестью, расстёгнута до пупка. На воротнике – кетчуп и чья-то помада. Кожа цвета хорошего виски. От него пахнет Acqua di Sale от Profumum Roma, табаком и ночью, подробности которой лучше уточнять у адвоката.
На полу – широкие белые брюки, пачка фисташек и один тонкий женский чулок.…
От редактора
Я ПЕРЕДУМАЛ
Роман Шалимов • основатель Plife
Слово мужчины должно иметь вес. Но не тянуть его на дно.
Есть крутая мужская фраза:
– Я уже решил.
В ней позвоночник, характер, никаких метаний по комнате с вопросом «а что подсказывает мне Вселенная» – только тестостерон в железной банке.
Но за ней может прятаться редкостная глупость.
Мужик открывает бизнес. На старте – шампанское и огонь в глазах. Он…
Мужчины не плачут. Plife
МЫ ОТКРЫЛИ БАР
В 22:47 один из нас сказал:
– Нам нужен бар.
Икнул и повторил уже увереннее:
– Нам. Нужен. Бар.
Никто не спорил. Банковский аналитик Лёха с пивной пеной на подбородке только добавил:
– Не модный. Нормальный.
– Без всей этой херни?
– Для реальных кабанов.
Илюха сразу встал за бар. Лёха занялся финансами. Васян открыл заметки и начал писать меню – боулам и киноа там мес…
ВЫ ЕЩЁ НЕ ЗНАКОМЫ
Где-то есть женщина, которую ты однажды будешь целовать на кухне в четыре утра и видеть её глаза в глазах вашей дочери, а сейчас она ругается с официантом из-за холодной пиццы и пытается подобрать цвет педикюра с помощью астрологии.
Её любимая песня – «Кукла» «Иванушек International», а вовсе не Creep – Radiohead, как она утверждает сама. Вечером она ложится спать одна и мечтает. О свадьбе, детях …
6,8 ИЗ 10
Один из лучших фильмов твоей жизни, после которого ты сам немного изменился, может иметь 6,8 на Кинопоиске и 5.1 на IMDb.
Ты наткнулся на него случайно: толстая задница кота, рухнувшая на пульт – выбрала вам фильм.
Спустя два часа на титрах у тебя наворачивались слёзы счастья от того, что такое кино вообще существует. А кот ни разу не усомнился в своём выборе.
Но потом ты зашёл и посмотреть рейтинг. И о…
Plife After Dark
Я МОГУ БЕЗ ТЕБЯ
Любовь осталась без работы.
Мир отобрал у неё почти все старые обязанности. Еду привезёт волшебник на жёлтом самокате, шкаф соберёт муж на час, а секс давно вышел из здания брака и открыл собственный офис.
Одиночество обзавелось рилсами, доставкой и сериалами на три человеческие жизни.
Мужчина и женщина научились обходиться друг без друга.
Теперь любовь стала роскошью.
Раньше с…
🔥135👏67❤57💔23custom 54474801559434927248🤝6✍2😁1
Showing the 12 most recent of 37 posts we hold for @plife. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Plife” (@plife), 11,411 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/plife.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.