Сегодня разговорились с медсестрой функционального кабинета, она в своё время работала фельдшером на скорой в Минске. Был у них один мужчина, который за сутки несколько раз пьяный вызывал себе скорую и требовал, чтобы врачи позвонили его бывшей жене и сказали, что он при смерти в реанимации, а при получении отказа прямо говорил, что будет вызывать до тех пор, пока его не помирят с женой. В карте вызова так и написа…

Channel
Театр фельдшера
@teatr03
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Advertising · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Cite this entry
14,866subscribers
-150 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002723952825 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @teatr03 |
| Created | Between 1 June 2025 and 30 September 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 27 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/teatr03 |
Topic
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 62% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Sept 2026, 02:36 | 14,866 | -1 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 20:36 | 14,867 | -12 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 06:38 | 14,879 | -8 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 22:07 | 14,887 | -8 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 18:14 | 14,895 | -5 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 19:06 | 14,900 | -3 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 15:57 | 14,903 | -5 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 15:12 | 14,908 | +2 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 17:07 | 14,906 | +1 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 19:55 | 14,905 | -5 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 22:45 | 14,910 | -6 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 19:46 | 14,916 | -10 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 02:53 | 14,926 | -3 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 15:57 | 14,929 | -6 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 14:52 | 14,935 | -4 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 11:36 | 14,939 | -5 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 14:48 | 14,944 | -6 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 13:47 | 14,950 | -13 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 08:24 | 14,963 | -7 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 22:16 | 14,970 | first reading |
Engagement
124 posts held, back to 3 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 54 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 17.2%
- avg views ÷ 14,866 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 2,560
- 87 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 12.4%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 87
- of 124 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 86 of 87 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 124 (3 August 2026 – 3 September 2026) |
| Views total | 222,375 |
| Reactions total | 27,538 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 11:04 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 1m 53s
- Average length
- 38s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
38,196 reactions across 123 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5460850543754772969 | 14,371 | 37.6% | |
| custom 5336848464187785197 | 6,879 | 18.0% | |
| custom 5454198249298625316 | 5,932 | 15.5% | |
| custom 5456575363373105595 | 4,090 | 10.7% | |
| custom 5461053622693429525 | 3,367 | 8.82% | |
| custom 5337313076569998910 | 3,268 | 8.56% | |
| custom 5454403248087664971 | 289 | 0.757% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 123 of the 124 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 38,196 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 124 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
- Stars received
- 6
- across the posts below
- Posts paid on
- 4
- of 124 we hold a reading for · 3%
- Most on one post
- 2
- single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @teatr03. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 124 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 3 August 2026 to 3 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
- Ad load
- 0.806%
- 1 of 124 posts carry an ad marker
- Regulatory tokens
- 1
- posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
- Median views · ads
- 2,650
- over 1 measured post
- Median views · rest
- 2,700
- over 123 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
| erid | Posts | First seen | Last seen |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2VSb5zFxqrJ | 1 | 11 August 2026 | 11 August 2026 |
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 124 most recent posts we hold, published 3 August 2026 to 3 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Recent posts
Вчера ночью некоторое время не мог уснуть и заметил одну интересную вещь. Я уже чуть около 5 лет работаю на своей подстанции, а до этого трудился в области. Так вот за эти годы сменился практически весь медицинский персонал. Из тех, кто работал, когда я только пришёл на станцию остались лишь единицы. Я как-то этого особо не замечал и не придавал значения, пока не задумался над этим вопросом... И это Москва где всё б…
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Вот теперь и я оказался по ту сторону медицины в качестве пациента. Будем надеяться, что Холтер не зафиксирует никаких нарушений)
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Сейчас еду в поликлинику ставить суточный Холтер (подзревают ФП), а завтра уже выхожу на дежурство. В связи с этим вспомнил вызов про молодую аритмию. М24 года, вызывает мама с поводом: «учащенное сердцебиение, одышка» рано утром в 6 утра Молодой человек всю ночь не спал, играл в компьютерные игры и пил энергетики, а под утро начало трясти, участилось сердцебиение и появилась одышка. Снимаем ЭКГ, а там налжелудочк…
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iHerb теперь в Telegram! На канале «Все про Айхерб» публикуют лучшие находки с маркетплейса, приправляя их полезными постами. Если думаете, что в Россию заказ не оформить – тыкайте сюда А тут найдете бесплатную методичку с проверенными БАДами с iHerb Не потеряйте, подпишитесь: t.me/meow402
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Вчера у меня спросили: какой был самый глупый вызов в твоей практике? Я нашёл искал эту историю у себя в архиве, чтобы показать) Повод к вызову «травма ноги» М46 лет. Приезжаем на адрес, лежит мужчина смотрит фильм на компьютере. Он долго находился в одном положении, отсидел ногу и она затекла, онемела. На момент нашего приезда даже не беспокоила. (М) – но вы же мне укол сделаете, чтобы больше такого не было? Коне…
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Вспомнил одну забавную историю. Вам понравится) Вызов в дорогой отель в 2 часа ночи, повод к вызову «употребление алкоголя, плохо, отравление», доп. данных нет. В номере нас встречает гражданин (русский) с глазами по 5 копеек, который явно что-то принимал крепче алкоголя. С ним какой-то человек, которого он называет «переводчик» и тоже нормально разговаривает по-русски. Обстановка как в кино... (Я) – что случилос…
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Возможно вы уже это видели, но я хочу повторить) Общался как-то с 56 летним мужем пациентки на вызове, который встретил нас, держась за поясницу. Собрал его самые топовые изречения. (М) – знаете, я вот считаю, что нормальный ответственный мужчина не должен ходить по врачам по каждому чиху. (М) – я вот, например, вместо врача лучше выпью таблетку и пойду на работу, потерплю (М) – у меня большая грыжа в позвоночнике …
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Ж55 лет без ФИО вызывает прохожий на остановку. Приезжаем. Никого нет. Крутимся вокруг адреса, ищем кому нужна помощь. Звоню вызывающему: (Я) – алло, это скорая. где пациентка? вы сами где? (М) – я уже ушёл (Я) – а с больной что было? где она? (М) – да женщина на остановке из такси выходила, упала, но её мужчина встречал. видимо домой ушли, а я в автобусе мимо ехал, вызвал Вызвал лишь бы вызвать 😀
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У нас на районе есть дом, в котором обитают, мягко говоря, экстраординарные личности... Очень разношёрстная аудитория. Так однажды мы приехали к М24 года на головокружение. Дверь нам открывает довольно привлекательная молодая девушка, провожает в комнату и ложится на диван для осмотра: (Я) – у нас в карте вызова указан мужчина, Виктор, так кто пациент? (Ж) – пациент я (Я) – вы Виктор? (Ж) – да, мне плохо Смотрю, а…
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Ж28 лет, беременность 5 недель. В анамнезе это 6-я беременность, предыдущие закончились выкидышами. Вызывает на рабочее место, уборщица в супермаркете. Плохо разговаривает по-русски, общение вели через её знакомую по телефону. (Я) – в больницу поедете? у вас угроза аборта (Ж) – надо мужу позвонить спросить (через переводчика) (Я) – а что тут спрашивать? надо срочно ехать! (Ж) – я без мужа не могу с работы уйти (Я) –…
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М13 лет, вызывает мама с поводом: «затрудненное дыхание, бронхиальная астма». Мальчик цианотичный, 30 в минуту, сатурация 94%. Дистанционные хрипы слышно практически на пороге квартиры. В лёгких при аускультации сухие свистящие хрипы по всей поверхности лёгких. Ребёнок на инвалидности, лёгкая форма ДЦП. (Я) – как давно ухудшился? (Мама) – вчера начался приступ, мы ему давали ингалятор и небелайзером два раза дышали…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 124 posts we hold for @teatr03. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@teatr03 edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
- First edit seen
- 3 September 2026
- Most recent edit
- 3 September 2026
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Театр фельдшера” (@teatr03), 14,866 subscribers as measured 10 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/teatr03.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.