Конкурс на самую крутую открытку от бабы Вали по случаю праздника объявляется открытым.
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Channel
@toxic_orthodoxic
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
6,882subscribers
+190 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001844698109 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @toxic_orthodoxic |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/toxic_orthodoxic |
Religion — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 00:36 | 6,882 | +15 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 09:57 | 6,867 | -14 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 05:40 | 6,881 | +18 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 09:39 | 6,863 | +2 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 17:38 | 6,861 | +1 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 15:17 | 6,860 | +16 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 08:42 | 6,844 | +9 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 06:24 | 6,835 | +70 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 01:44 | 6,765 | +39 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 17:07 | 6,726 | +21 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 21:34 | 6,705 | +2 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 17:03 | 6,703 | +13 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 14:22 | 6,690 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 07:00 | 6,692 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 06:53 | 6,692 | first reading |
25 posts held, back to 12 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 25 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
4,496 reactions across 25 posts, in 44 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 1,786 | 39.7% | |
| 😁 | 1,183 | 26.3% | |
| ❤🔥 | 315 | 7.01% | |
| 🕊 | 182 | 4.05% | |
| 💯 | 164 | 3.65% | |
| 🔥 | 141 | 3.14% | |
| 🍾 | 111 | 2.47% | |
| 👍 | 103 | 2.29% | |
| 🤣 | 77 | 1.71% | |
| 👎 | 55 | 1.22% | |
| 🦄 | 55 | 1.22% | |
| 👏 | 36 | 0.801% | |
| 🙏 | 35 | 0.778% | |
| 🤔 | 31 | 0.69% | |
| 💊 | 27 | 0.601% | |
| 👀 | 25 | 0.556% | |
| 😇 | 19 | 0.423% | |
| 😭 | 13 | 0.289% | |
| 😍 | 12 | 0.267% | |
| 😢 | 12 | 0.267% | |
| 24 further kinds | 114 | 2.54% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 25 of the 25 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4,496 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 25 most recent posts we hold, published 12 July 2026 to 19 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @toxic_orthodoxic. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 25 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 12 July 2026 to 19 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Конкурс на самую крутую открытку от бабы Вали по случаю праздника объявляется открытым.
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Идеи для Яблочного Спаса. ✖️Рассказать, как в Ветхом Завете тоже освящали плоды на Суккот и почему это классная параллель. ✖️Рассказать, как в Византии освещали в первую очередь виноград и как образ винограда связан со Христом. ✖️Рассказать про плоды сельского хозяйства как образ совместной богочеловеческой работы в день Преображения Богочеловека. ✖️Рассказать о важности плодов веры и как плоды земли к ним отсылают.…
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Похвала ложке. Состоялся разговор на тему способов причастия, где человек выражал радость от "возрождения древнего обряда" причащения из одного кубка. И я вот думаю: что за фетиш у православных глотать чужие слюни? То одну ложку облизываем, то одну чашку. При том, что ложка потенциально может стать самым гигиеничным способом причастия, если просто научиться ее МЕНЯТЬ. Одноразовые ложки или просто куча алюминиевых, …
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На Ютубе вышло интервью с Лампадным подкастом. Заходите посмотреть! https://youtu.be/2fF9ci3sXx8?si=hlGnjC8Sxz7mVPd3
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Уже постоянная рубрика: придумываем епитимью за грех. В этот раз говорим о бабках, которые зашли в автобус и сразу замерли на проходе, не продвигаясь дальше ни на шаг, чтобы пропустить людей. Ваши предложения?
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Обожаю логику канонизаций православными инославных. Исаак Сирин? Нууу, он был частью Церкви Востока, но на самом деле не такой частью как все остальные ее члены, потому что потому, так что не считается. Великомученик Арефа? Тоже нехалкидонский? А, ну он как Исаак Сирин, не такой как все остальные. И мученики Наджрана тоже! Новомученик Алексей Трупп? Римский католический камердинер Николая II, расстрелянный вместе …
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Это уже нисколько не разбор, конечно, но я обожаю когда подкаст-бро пытаются рассказать, что гомофобия - новый христианский догмат, и без нее никак. Я никого не выписываю из христиан за гомофобию, хотя и полагаю это грехом и заблуждением. Но фан-клуб Гэгнона с радостью исключит вашу церковь, вашего кардинала, вашего ЛГБТ-френдли священника из Церкви, если окажется, что вы не согласны. Avalon - одна из самых популяр…
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Мой последний ответ на видео "ученика Роберта Гэгнона". Здесь нет разбора абсолютно всех "аргументов", лишь первая часть его видео, но я не буду делать полный обзор. Доводы его видео настолько смехотворны, что их невозможно рассматривать всерьез, тезисы уровня "Церковь не идеализировала рабство" или "вот книжка гея, которого исцелил Иисус в противовес этим вашим историкам античности" больше походят на издевательство…
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В свете вышедшего видео о гомосексуальности, вопрос к гомосексуальным же братьям и сестрам во Христе, состоящим в отношениях. Как вы живёте на ваших приходах?
The shares total 102%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
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Служанка Рода, которая упоминается в «Деяниях» — абсолютная легенда. Женщина, услышав голос апостола Петра, настолько сильно обрадовалась его освобождению из темницы, что на эмоциях ЗАБЫЛА ОТКРЫТЬ ЕМУ ДВЕРЬ 🙏🏼
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Продолжая рубрику христиан, которые воспринимают смерть как анекдот... Сенкевич, "Поле славы".
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А киньте в меня, пожалуйста, кто-нибудь Бальтазаровской "Истина симфонична", у кого есть?
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Showing the 12 most recent of 25 posts we hold for @toxic_orthodoxic. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
В свете вышедшего видео о гомосексуальности, вопрос к гомосексуальным же братьям и сестрам во Христе, состоящим в отношениях. Как вы живёте на ваших приходах?
The shares total 102%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 25 most recent posts we hold, published 12 July 2026 to 19 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
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Names
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Токсик-ортодоксик” (@toxic_orthodoxic), 6,882 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/toxic_orthodoxic.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.