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Мария Маркова

@vdzhazetolko

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9,271subscribers

-61 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001473882124
TypeChannel
Username@vdzhazetolko
CreatedBetween 1 April 2019 and 30 September 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/vdzhazetolko

Topic

Ecommerce storefront — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 45% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

9,2719,3469,308.56 August 2026 — 9,332 subscribers6 August 2026 — 9,332 subscribers7 August 2026 — 9,333 subscribers10 August 2026 — 9,343 subscribers14 August 2026 — 9,345 subscribers17 August 2026 — 9,342 subscribers20 August 2026 — 9,338 subscribers24 August 2026 — 9,346 subscribers27 August 2026 — 9,336 subscribers29 August 2026 — 9,324 subscribers2 September 2026 — 9,311 subscribers5 September 2026 — 9,310 subscribers10 September 2026 — 9,295 subscribers14 September 2026 — 9,291 subscribers18 September 2026 — 9,271 subscribers6 August 202618 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 43 days, net -61. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,260–9,357 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 17:409,271-20
14 Sept 2026, 00:009,291-4
10 Sept 2026, 09:429,295-15
5 Sept 2026, 15:009,310-1
2 Sept 2026, 02:389,311-13
29 Aug 2026, 23:359,324-12
27 Aug 2026, 08:389,336-10
24 Aug 2026, 04:169,346+8
20 Aug 2026, 19:119,338-4
17 Aug 2026, 14:129,342-3
14 Aug 2026, 05:389,345+2
10 Aug 2026, 11:419,343+10
7 Aug 2026, 03:279,333+1
6 Aug 2026, 10:179,332no change
6 Aug 2026, 10:019,332first reading

Engagement

25 posts held, back to 2 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 32 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
14.9%
avg views ÷ 9,271 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,380
1 post measured
Reaction rate
7.10%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
1
of 25 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 August 2026
Posts held25 (2 July 202627 August 2026)
Views total1,380
Reactions total98
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken29 Aug 2026, 06:59 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

4,712 reactions across 25 posts, in 23 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
1,92640.9%
🔥1,11623.7%
😁94220.0%
👍2415.11%
❤‍🔥2395.07%
🤣1072.27%
🥰410.87%
💯270.573%
👏120.255%
😍100.212%
🤮100.212%
💘70.149%
😎70.149%
👀60.127%
🌚50.106%
30.064%
30.064%
🤷‍♀30.064%
🍓20.042%
😱20.042%
3 further kinds30.064%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 25 of the 25 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4,712 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 25 most recent posts we hold, published 2 July 2026 to 27 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
10
across the posts below
Posts paid on
9
of 25 we hold a reading for · 36%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @vdzhazetolko. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 25 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 2 July 2026 to 27 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

27 Aug 2026, 16:01 UTC≈1,380 views98 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Photo

29 августа буду тут с 13 до 14 продавать пельмени, кажется! Приходите!

59🔥22😁14❤‍🔥2🥰1

9 Aug 2026, 20:22 UTC≈4,360 views209 reactions2 Starsread 29 August 2026
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Москва ❤️

137👍31🔥31❤‍🔥10

8 Aug 2026, 10:40 UTC≈4,910 views96 reactions1 Starread 29 August 2026
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Завтра в Москве Билеты: femalestandup.ru

63🔥23❤‍🔥62🍓2

7 Aug 2026, 11:59 UTC≈5,250 views296 reactions1 Starread 29 August 2026
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Ещё ходила на выставку «Великая», ради которой приезжала, а после ко мне на лавочку в Михайловском саду подсела 78летняя женщина и рассказала мне всю свою жизнь. Выставка вообще стала 3D! Я ей сказала, что она красотка, она мне сказала, что я молодая, обе оказались обмануты и довольны. Ещё меня почему-то в Петербурге узнают в разы чаще, чем в Москве. Даже музейные работники во всех музеях. Это уже просто ни в какие

144😁112🥰25🔥7👍3❤‍🔥2💯2👎1

7 Aug 2026, 11:54 UTC≈3,810 views205 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Провела замечательные пару дней в Петербурге! Раньше вход из Нижнего Парка Петергофа в Александрию закрывался в 15:00. Не прошло и 30 лет, чтоб я догадалась, что в Александрии есть другой вход! Просто открытие года! Попала наконец-то в «Коттедж» и на телеграфную станцию. Там можно отправить телеграфное сообщение через смску. Это кстати не так просто оказалось! Мне нужно было всего одну букву и одну цифру «простучать»

126👍34❤‍🔥22😁16😍7

6 Aug 2026, 13:28 UTC≈4,000 views184 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Photo, posted without a caption

125🔥39🥰11👍7❤‍🔥2

4 Aug 2026, 11:52 UTC≈4,430 views143 reactionsread 29 August 2026
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Когда не выучил английский

75😁52😎7🔥6❤‍🔥3

4 Aug 2026, 08:18 UTC≈4,340 views221 reactionsread 29 August 2026
Forwarded from @lizavarvaraPhoto

Доброе утро всем!

157🔥45❤‍🔥19

3 Aug 2026, 06:42 UTC≈4,750 views93 reactions1 Starread 29 August 2026
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Завтра Калининград! Билеты: femalestandup.ru

64❤‍🔥17🔥12

1 Aug 2026, 20:51 UTC≈4,190 views239 reactions1 Starread 29 August 2026
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«Игра вслепую» на ТНТ

🔥15364❤‍🔥19👍2😍1

30 Jul 2026, 11:47 UTC≈4,930 views133 reactionsread 29 August 2026

«Согласно Аристотелю, сочинители комедий не только «изображают людей худших, чем ныне существующие», но и «подражают худшим людям» (Arist. Poet. II. 1448a. 16; V. 1449a. 32)». Да, мы бы, конечно, не подружились с Аристотелем!

😁9325💯11❤‍🔥2🔥2

29 Jul 2026, 13:01 UTC≈5,740 views81 reactionsread 29 August 2026

Опрос! Мужчины, вопрос к вам. Какие сериалы вы смотрите и почему?

🔥54👍98😁53❤‍🔥2

Showing the 12 most recent of 25 posts we hold for @vdzhazetolko. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

13 Jul 2026, 14:35 UTCAnonymous Poll611 voters

Кого вы видите?

  1. Я ответ «Пушкин» под давлением46%
  2. Это Франклин15%
  3. Это Ньютон22%
  4. Это Людовик 1423%

The shares total 106%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 25 most recent posts we hold, published 2 July 2026 to 27 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Мария Маркова | Женский стендап
@masha_markova_standup · 36,609
Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 78 here — alongside 77 others — read 1 September 2026
Ольга Малащенко
@helgametamorphos · 34,845
Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 3 September 2026
Лиза Варвара Аранова
@lizavarvara · 43,217
Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 28 August 2026
MYAGKOVA IRINA
@irinamyagkov · 28,843
Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 9 September 2026
Я ВАРЯ
@varjauletelaKANAL · 51,045
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 24 August 2026
Зоя Яровицына
@zoyazooo · 44,619
Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 27 August 2026
Женский стендап
@femalestandup_official · 44,051
Telegram ranks this channel #51 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 28 August 2026
ZOYA BOOKS | КНИГИ ЗОИ
@zoyabooks · 79,371
Telegram ranks this channel #65 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 24 August 2026

This channel appears in 8 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Мария Маркова” (@vdzhazetolko), 9,271 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/vdzhazetolko.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.