Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 39% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Content that also appears on other registered channels
Posts published here appear word for word on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.
Matching posts — open both and compare (5 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.
What this cannot establish
MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.
Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. None of the 0 matches recorded here fall after that date, so for this entry we cannot say whether any of them carried a credit. The duplication is measured; the absence of attribution is not.
“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 15 comparable posts for this entry, running 6 August 2026 to 7 August 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.
The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.
Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).
Across the whole group of 2, the earliest publisher we hold is @yourbigsecrets — which is this entry. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.
Recorded under the key clone_source, last confirmed 7 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Also posting the same content
This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 1 other registered channel, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.
Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.
10 measurements spanning 25 days, net +71. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 6,830–6,935 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
1 Sept 2026, 19:44
6,913
-10
29 Aug 2026, 19:07
6,923
+35
26 Aug 2026, 11:52
6,888
+38
23 Aug 2026, 19:13
6,850
-17
20 Aug 2026, 00:11
6,867
+4
17 Aug 2026, 09:45
6,863
-22
13 Aug 2026, 17:46
6,885
+26
11 Aug 2026, 00:31
6,859
+1
8 Aug 2026, 09:45
6,858
+16
7 Aug 2026, 13:47
6,842
first reading
Engagement
101 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 11 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
2.14%
avg views ÷ 6,913 subscribers
Avg views / post
148
101 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.19%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
101
of 101 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 29 of 101 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 20 August 2026
Posts held
101 (6 August 2026 – 20 August 2026)
Views total
14,975
Reactions total
55
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
20 Aug 2026, 04:13 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
55 reactions across 27 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 60.0% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
33
60.0%
👍
20
36.4%
😭
2
3.64%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 29 of the 101 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 55 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 101 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 20 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
😡 Если его мать завтра въедет — меня здесь не будет...
— Маму завтра выписывают, — сказал Леша, спокойно режа курицу, будто речь шла о погоде.
Я замерла. Его мама, которая меня ненавидит, должна переехать в нашу квартиру? На наш диван, в нашу гостиную?
— Мы это обсуждали? — спросила я.
— Ну… я, мама и Лена решили, что так будет лучше, — пробормотал он.
Мы. Он, мать и сестра. А я кто? Просто мебель?
Я вспомнила вс…
В приёмном покое я увидела любовь, которая сильнее страха...❤️
Сижу в приёмном покое, пялюсь на часы - время ползёт, как улитка. Рядом пара, лет по 85 на вид. Бабуля видно, что переживает, глаза на мокром месте, будто мир рушится.
Выходит врач, спокойно так: «Операция нужна, ситуация серьёзная». У неё голос дрожит: «А вдруг… вдруг не проснусь?»
Дедушка берёт её руку, крепко, но бережно, и тихо говорит: «Мы с тобой…
Владимир молча шел рядом, его лицо было серьезным и непроницаемым. Даша чувствовала его взгляд, но не осмеливалась поднять глаза. Они шли по заснеженной улице, мимо спешащих по своим делам прохожих, каждый погруженный в свои собственные мысли. Тишина давила, слова словно застряли в горле. Так они дошли до автобусной остановки.
— Дальше меня не провожай, — попросила она, — доеду сама.
Он лишь молча кивнул в ответ, с…
Мужик вечером приходит с работы, а ему жена говорит:
— Слышь, тебе завтра премию за хорошую работу выдадут!
— А ты откуда знаешь?
— Да бабы говорят..
На следующий день мужик приходит на работу, ему выдают премию, он дико удивляется... Домой приходит, а ему жена:
— Слушай, тебя, говорят, в должности скоро повысят!
— Кто говорит???
— Да бабы говорят...
И точно, мужика скоро повышают по службе. Ну он, естественно, радуе…
Я онколог. Обратился в клинику мужчина. Диагноз распространённый — рак желудка с метастазами повсюду (4 стадия). В его ситуации ни операция, ни химиотерапия были неэффективны, даже наоборот, только бы состояние ухудшили. Мужчина исчез. Ничего хорошего никто и подумать не мог. И вот через год на улице встречает его мой коллега и не верит глазам. Тот цветёт! Его обследовали повторно. ЧУДО! Здоров! Как? И он рассказал и…
Надо мне было сходить в погреб за вареньем, зашёл за другом, и без слов выдвинулись в путь.
Погреб находился в 5 остановках от родного дома, а так как погодка «шептала», решили прогуляться пешком.
Дошли до погреба, посидели, пообщались и вниз...
Нагрузив сумки банками с вареньем и соленьями, двинулись в направлении дома.
Путь оказался тяжелей и серьёзнее, сумки упрямо тянули вниз и общим решением стали ловить «мар…
Каникулы закончились, пора было уезжать. На этот раз провожала Наталья дочь в город, с тяжёлым сердцем. Договорились, что как только они с отцом смогут, сразу приедут, чтобы познакомится с так называемым «женихом». Алексей отвёз Дашу на станцию. На перроне было суетно и тесно. Вокруг них спешили люди со своим багажом, толкая и задевая друг друга. Алексей помог дочке с вещами, проводив её до самого места. Потом крепко…
Пришли старик со старухой на аэродром. Подходят к лётчику. Дед говорит:
- Сынок, мы с бабкой столько лет уже живём, а никогда не летали. Покатай, а!
Лётчик отвечает:
- Хорошо, покатаю. Но с одним условием. Если закричишь от стpaха — платишь мне 100 баксов, идёт?
- Идёт, - согласился старый. Взлетели. Лётчик как начал вытворять всякие пируэты в воздухе — и мёртвую петлю, крен на одно крыло, резкое падение вниз и всё …
Однажды утром после многочасовой рыбалки муж вернулся усталым и решил вздремнуть. А жена, хоть она и не знала этой местности, решила прокатиться на лодке. Она немного погребла, устала, бросила якорь и принялась читать. Вскоре к ней подплывает рыб инспектор на своей моторной лодке. И говорит:
"Доброе утро, гражданочка. Чем это Вы тут занимаетесь?"
"Читаю" - отвечает она, а сама думает: ... Разве не видно?
"Но здесь не…
Showing the 12 most recent of 101 posts we hold for @yourbigsecrets. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@yourbigsecrets edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
8 August 2026
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Дома Не Поймут @domanpm · 59,862 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 35 here — alongside 34 others — read 23 August 2026
Женские истории | Рассказы @woman_istorii · 57,019 Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 47 here — alongside 46 others — read 23 August 2026
This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“В полном секрете❣️” (@yourbigsecrets), 6,913 subscribers as measured 1 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/yourbigsecrets.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.
