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Записки дежурного

@CEOonDUTY

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

210subscribers

+10 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002486622330
TypeChannel
Username@CEOonDUTY
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/CEOonDUTY

Topic

Technology — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 24 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1992112057 August 2026 — 200 subscribers8 August 2026 — 200 subscribers15 August 2026 — 199 subscribers22 August 2026 — 200 subscribers30 August 2026 — 210 subscribers9 September 2026 — 211 subscribers15 September 2026 — 210 subscribers2107 August 202615 September 2026
7 measurements spanning 39 days, net +10. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 197–213 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 21:37210-1
9 Sept 2026, 00:02211+1
30 Aug 2026, 03:16210+10
22 Aug 2026, 11:59200+1
15 Aug 2026, 19:17199-1
8 Aug 2026, 11:32200no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:19200first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
4m 53s
Average length
1m 38s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

22 reactions across 9 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 72.7% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁1672.7%
🤣418.2%
❤14.55%
🤝14.55%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 22 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 8 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 16:06 UTC34 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @lampapyPhoto

Пишут, что OpenAI разрабатывает умную колонку в форме пончика размером примерно с хоккейную шайбу, цена которой составит от 300 до 400 долларов 🧠 Наконец-то. Часто думал, почему ChatGPT нельзя поставить дома рядом с Алисой? 😏

7 Aug 2026, 08:35 UTC41 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @kukan_sportif

Вообще, коллеги, удивляет этот ажиотаж с плохой явкой на Колобка. Неужели нельзя просто спустить на учреждения уведомления: тем, кто не придет и не выложит фото с сеанса - не получит премию. Совсем работать люди разучились.

😁3

6 Aug 2026, 14:27 UTC81 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Докладываю по результатам проверки. Установлено, что факт поражения гражданина атмосферным электрическим разрядом, гибели лошади, временного нарушения двигательных функций и последующего самостоятельного выхода к автомобильной дороге подтверждается рядом источников со ссылкой на министра здравоохранения Республики Алтай. Сведения о самостоятельном восстановлении сердечной деятельности озвучены должностным лицом со …

😁2

6 Aug 2026, 14:26 UTC69 viewsread 8 August 2026

Неплохая работка у управляющих НПФ — непыльная, высокооплачиваемая и без особой зависимости от результата. Посмотрел доходность своих пенсионных накоплений в Сбере: ниже депозитов, редко инфляцию обгоняет. Может доходность у клиентов будет выше, если такие выплаты себе за эту сомнительную работу не делать? https://t.me/lider/21798

6 Aug 2026, 07:00 UTC72 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @luka_ebkovPhoto

Дед из мема «Гарольд, скрывающий боль» победил в народном онлайн-голосовании на пост президента Венгрии.

😁1

5 Aug 2026, 13:31 UTC70 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @Primum_Noli_NocerePhoto

Почему нельзя снимать и публиковать работу ПВО и атаки дронов. Чётко и понятно: Многие думают: «Ну что такого? Я же просто выложил пятисекундное видео в местный чат. Там даже лиц не видно, просто небо и звук». Послушайте, как это выглядит с той стороны фронта. У врага сидят не глупые люди. Там работают целые аналитические центры, вооружённые программами распознавания лиц, местности и спутниковыми картами высокого …

❤1🤝1

5 Aug 2026, 12:42 UTC51 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @mig41Video

"Вы разбогатели на пандемии. Пока миллионы американцев умирали, вы богатели.." Зачетное видео. Причем с переводом. Во время слушаний в Сенате США (так в свое время мучали Оппенгеймера и Вернера Фон Брауна) сенатор Берни Морено обвинил Энтони Фаучи (кто отвечал за борьбу с ковидом) в использовании федеральных сотрудников и ресурсов для получения денежных наград, включая премию Dan David Award на сумму около 900 тыс…

5 Aug 2026, 10:38 UTC53 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @don_mashVideo

Перекупа из Мелитополя, из-за которого на Космонавтов сгорела 21 машина, задержали. Полицейские выяснили, что он приехал на Ford Transit к заправке и залил в кубы бензин. Там же одна ёмкость вспыхнула. Водитель НА ГОРЯЩЕМ ФУРГОНЕ рванул во двор, где пламя перекинулось на припаркованные автомобили. Силовикам мужчина рассказал, что хотел перегнать топливо в Мелитополь, чтобы потом продать. Из двора с горящими машинам…

5 Aug 2026, 09:21 UTC53 viewsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @don_mashPhoto

Полиция ищет мужчину, которого подозревают в пожаре на заправке в Ростове. Его зовут Алексей Рыжиков, родом из Мелитополя. Силовики считают, что он залил бензин в ёмкости в машине, а потом сбежал, когда всё полыхнуло. Где он — до сих пор никто не знает. Всех, кто видел человека на фото, просят сообщить в полицию. ❤Если не загружаются видео и фото, наши новости есть в MAX

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @CEOonDUTY. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

3 Aug 2026, 19:42 UTCAnonymous Poll10 voters

Папищеки, срочносбор на вайбчек

  1. Сикссевен30%
  2. Пыщь пыщь ололо20%
  3. Привет, Андрей50%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 8 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Записки дежурного” (@CEOonDUTY), 210 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CEOonDUTY.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.