عقل یه حکومتی رزق تون دست خداست اصلا مهم نیست دلار هزار تومن باشه یا ۱۴۰ هزار تومان 🔻یه فرد حکومتی نه میفهمه حقوق ۳۰ میلیون تومانی چیه و نه می فهمه مستاجری چیه ⭐️
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Channel
@Neyestan5
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
9,335subscribers
-107 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001091201868 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Neyestan5 |
| Created | 20 August 2016 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 15 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 15 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Neyestan5 |
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 15 Sept 2026, 07:55 | 9,335 | -4 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 15:56 | 9,339 | -20 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 08:57 | 9,359 | -8 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 21:22 | 9,367 | +6 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 14:27 | 9,361 | -6 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 20:39 | 9,367 | -5 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 17:37 | 9,372 | -13 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 02:34 | 9,385 | -14 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 20:44 | 9,399 | -5 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 01:38 | 9,404 | -20 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 21:12 | 9,424 | -12 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 00:51 | 9,436 | -7 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:21 | 9,443 | +1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 02:50 | 9,442 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 00:46 | 9,442 | first reading |
380 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 32 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 102 of 103 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 380 (5 August 2026 – 29 August 2026) |
| Views total | 141,162 |
| Reactions total | 2,236 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 29 Aug 2026, 06:56 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 150 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
8,430 reactions across 354 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💩 | 2,688 | 31.9% | |
| 👍 | 1,699 | 20.2% | |
| ❤ | 1,372 | 16.3% | |
| 🤬 | 691 | 8.20% | |
| 😁 | 474 | 5.62% | |
| 😢 | 228 | 2.70% | |
| 💔 | 190 | 2.25% | |
| 😱 | 188 | 2.23% | |
| 🤣 | 178 | 2.11% | |
| 👌 | 169 | 2.00% | |
| 👏 | 165 | 1.96% | |
| 😭 | 149 | 1.77% | |
| 👎 | 108 | 1.28% | |
| 🔥 | 44 | 0.522% | |
| 🙏 | 33 | 0.391% | |
| 🤝 | 28 | 0.332% | |
| 🥰 | 10 | 0.119% | |
| 😈 | 7 | 0.083% | |
| 🕊 | 3 | 0.036% | |
| 😍 | 3 | 0.036% | |
| 1 further kind | 3 | 0.036% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 372 of the 380 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,857 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 380 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 29 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
عقل یه حکومتی رزق تون دست خداست اصلا مهم نیست دلار هزار تومن باشه یا ۱۴۰ هزار تومان 🔻یه فرد حکومتی نه میفهمه حقوق ۳۰ میلیون تومانی چیه و نه می فهمه مستاجری چیه ⭐️
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اعتراض نیروهای نظامی به حقوق و معیشتشون. همینو ترامپ ببینه میگه دیدید گفتم نمیتونن حقوق نیروهای نظامیشون رو بدن. .
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✅پزشکیان باید یقه وزیر نفت را بگیرد ✍علی نظری پاکنژاد وزیر نفت کابینه چهاردهم در اظهاراتی عجیب و غریب در رد صحبتهای پزشکیان و مقامات اقتصادی دولت مدعی است، فروش نفت ایران بدون مشکل ادامه دارد.! اگر وزیر نفت در ادعای خودش درست میگوید، یعنی پزشکیان دروغ گفته است؟ از سوی دیگر اگر پاکنژاد دروغ میگوید؛چرا رییس جمهور با این اظهارات دروغ وزیر نفت برخورد نمی کند! تازه اگر هم اظهارات آقای وزیر نفت صحیح باشد، به اذعان …
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اما عزیز من! در این جهان بی سر و ته هیچ یکنفری، جای دیگری را تنگ نکرده است. حال خوشِ هیچکس از خوشبختی کسی کم نکرده است. خوب باش، خوب بخواه و قلبت را نورانی کن. چرا که هیچ قلب تاریکی،آرامش را لمس نکرده.. صبح بخیر❤️
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از سهراب سپهری پرسیدند: - ثروتمندترین آدم دنیا کیست؟ سهراب؛ کسی که هنوز میتواند از یک آسمان آبی، یک فنجان چای و یک دل آرام لذت ببرد. شب خوش ♥️ .
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یک مغازه دار طلافروشی: مردم طلاشون برای برای پول گوشت و برنج میارن می فروشند خیلی وضع مردم بده هیچکس به فکرشون نیست .
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دلار و ماست و دوغ، بهانه است! ما به خود شما اعتراض داریم! 🔺دست گذاشتن جوان هموطن روی سرچشمه فقر و فساد و تباهی، دشمن اصلی و نابودگر ایران و ایرانی، نظام منحوس ولایت «یه روز به ماست و دوغ اعتراض داریم، یه روز به گرونی دلار؛ حاجی، اینا بهانهست. ما به خود شما اعتراض داریم؛ به زندگی سگیای که برامون ساختید، به اینکه شب و روز میدویم و به جایی نمیرسیم. به اینکه آقاهاتون، آقازادههاتون، بدون اینکه کار کنن و زحمت بکشن،…
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🔴 تو هفته های اخیر تعداد زیادی از دختر های ۱۲ تا ۱۸ سال تو مناطق مختلف تهران و کرج در حال ناپدید شدن هستن، از هیچ کدوم هیچ سرنخی وجود نداره و طبق گفته منابع خبری احتمالا بهم دیگه مربوط هستن و ممکنه حتی یک نفر پشت همه این ها باشه و همشون جاهایی که گم شدن هیچ دوربینی نبوده تا الان طی چند روز گذشته ۶ دختر با نام های : زهرا متقی ۱۲ ساله چهار باغ البرز ندیمه اکبری ۱۵ ساله پرند تهران هلیا عین الهی ۱۴ ساله پرند تهران زینب …
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اگه بنزینی که قبلا می زدید زرد بوده ولی الان بی رنگ شده؛ دلیلش اینه که دیگه رنگ بهش نمیزنن. بنزین خالص تقریبا بی رنگه و به خاطر یه سری مسائل مثل تفکیک کردن رنگ بهش میزنن؛ حالا یا مثل تهران سبزش میکنن یا مثل شهرای دیگه زردش میکنن. الان اگه بیرنگه؛ دلیلش اینه یا رنگ ندارن بهش بزنن یا فرصت نمیکنن دیگه رنگی بهش بزنن و بلافاصله بعد از تولید میره پمپ بنزین. ولی نگران نباشید؛ آب نیست. .
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فراموش نمی کنیم مانا نیستانی
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چرا یهودیان بهترین بیسیمها و شرکت های اینتل و راکال رو دارن؟ ▪️مهدی طائب: چون حضرت موسی یادشون داد. ⭐️
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نه تنها عراقیها بلکه کل اعراب وکشورای منطقه.....بعععععله اینجوریاست
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Showing the 12 most recent of 380 posts we hold for @Neyestan5. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
اگر شما بخواهید عطر بخرید،چجوری انتخاب می کنید؟
The shares total 110%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 380 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 29 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 7 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 11 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“نیستان5” (@Neyestan5), 9,335 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Neyestan5.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.