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ОРД. Криминальный форум

@ORDKRIMINAL

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

11,787subscribers

-2,146 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001177470593
TypeChannel
Username@ORDKRIMINAL
Created8 September 2018measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held35
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/ORDKRIMINAL

Topic

National news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 66% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

11,78713,93312,8606 August 2026 — 13,933 subscribers6 August 2026 — 13,933 subscribers7 August 2026 — 13,911 subscribers7 August 2026 — 13,847 subscribers8 August 2026 — 13,731 subscribers10 August 2026 — 13,609 subscribers10 August 2026 — 13,573 subscribers11 August 2026 — 13,533 subscribers12 August 2026 — 13,499 subscribers14 August 2026 — 13,370 subscribers15 August 2026 — 13,333 subscribers16 August 2026 — 13,200 subscribers17 August 2026 — 13,111 subscribers18 August 2026 — 13,029 subscribers20 August 2026 — 13,026 subscribers21 August 2026 — 12,989 subscribers22 August 2026 — 12,886 subscribers24 August 2026 — 12,793 subscribers25 August 2026 — 12,756 subscribers26 August 2026 — 12,745 subscribers27 August 2026 — 12,907 subscribers28 August 2026 — 12,930 subscribers29 August 2026 — 13,007 subscribers29 August 2026 — 12,991 subscribers30 August 2026 — 12,937 subscribers1 September 2026 — 12,951 subscribers1 September 2026 — 12,903 subscribers2 September 2026 — 12,915 subscribers4 September 2026 — 12,947 subscribers7 September 2026 — 13,048 subscribers10 September 2026 — 12,995 subscribers12 September 2026 — 12,772 subscribers14 September 2026 — 12,673 subscribers15 September 2026 — 11,840 subscribers18 September 2026 — 11,787 subscribers6 August 202618 September 2026
35 measurements spanning 43 days, net -2,146. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 11,465–14,255 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 06:1511,787-53
15 Sept 2026, 23:5911,840-833
14 Sept 2026, 10:3712,673-99
12 Sept 2026, 18:1712,772-223
10 Sept 2026, 14:5812,995-53
7 Sept 2026, 08:0213,048+101
4 Sept 2026, 11:3712,947+32
2 Sept 2026, 21:1912,915+12
1 Sept 2026, 21:1312,903-48
1 Sept 2026, 00:1812,951+14
30 Aug 2026, 21:0212,937-54
29 Aug 2026, 22:5612,991-16
29 Aug 2026, 01:2613,007+77
28 Aug 2026, 03:5712,930+23
27 Aug 2026, 04:5612,907+162
26 Aug 2026, 06:2812,745-11
25 Aug 2026, 05:3612,756-37
24 Aug 2026, 05:5312,793-93
22 Aug 2026, 10:3812,886-103
21 Aug 2026, 01:4312,989first reading

Engagement

111 posts held, back to 30 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 50 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
36.6%
avg views ÷ 11,787 subscribers
Avg views / post
4,310
50 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.796%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
50
of 111 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held111 (30 July 20262 September 2026)
Views total215,430
Reactions total1,715
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken2 Sept 2026, 20:50 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
4m 00s
Average length
40s

Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

3,341 reactions across 106 posts, in 35 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 23.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
80023.9%
👍48014.4%
💯38811.6%
😁38011.4%
🤣3249.70%
🤬2156.44%
🤡1484.43%
🤮1323.95%
🔥1193.56%
💩822.45%
🤯712.13%
👏481.44%
🤔421.26%
👀160.479%
😢160.479%
🤪140.419%
👎110.329%
😱100.299%
🥱80.239%
🍾50.15%
15 further kinds320.958%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 110 of the 111 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 3,398 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 111 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 20:05 UTC≈1,130 views6 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Forwarded from @Analityka_Kush

Шок-контент. Речь о демографической катастрофе. В этом году в первый класс пошло 240 тысяч детей. Для сравнения: в 2013/2014 учебном году в первые классы украинских школ пошло более 434 тысяч детей. Добавим сюда еще и снижение коэффициента фертильности с 1,51 до 0,9 за указанный выше период. О чем это говорит? Берем формат 2013/2014. В данной модели, за 30 лет нация получала новое поколение численностью в средне

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2 Sept 2026, 19:42 UTC≈1,690 views2 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Віктор Шлинчак:»Федоров, той, що Іван, і який сьогодні перестав очолювати Запорізьку ОДА, скоріш за все, стане керівником київської ВЦА. Чутки про це призначення ходили ще чотири місяці тому. Але, як у нас часто буває, коли тебе з регіонів витягують в столицю, ще не відомо, де ти завтра можеш опинитися. Бо що? Бо кадрова лавка стала стільчиком, де майже не залишилося, з кого обирати.»

2

2 Sept 2026, 17:23 UTC≈2,690 views31 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Forwarded from @Krippa21Photo

НАБУ передало в суд дело генерала СБУ Ильи Витюка. Возглавляя Департамент кибербезопасности СБУ, он легализовал миллионы через фиктивные доходы жены-ФОПа и купил 195-метровую квартиру за $590 тысяч, занизив её стоимость в документах. В обвинительный акт не вошли организация прослушки внештатного агента СБУ Бигуса и крышевание российских казино Parimatch и 1Win.

👍20😁4🤯32🗿1🤡1

2 Sept 2026, 17:19 UTC≈4,760 views25 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Говорят, что люди из РДК готовили покушение на Ходорковского. Якобы он приезжал в Киев. Честно говоря, не удивлюсь, если это правда. Русские наци-круги, на 90 процентов агентура ФСБ. Если не на все сто

🤣14👍5🤯3🤡21

2 Sept 2026, 15:39 UTC≈3,830 views49 reactionsread 2 September 2026

ГБР задержало 3 спецназовцев Департамента контрразведки СБУ, которые участвовали в перестрелке с бойцами ГУР, в ходе которой были ранены гуровцы. Об этом «Стране» сообщил источник в ГУР. По его данным, один из задержанных - Александр Бова, который, по слухам, проходил по делу об убийстве агента ГУР Киреева весной 2022 года. Также источник сказал, что задержанные СБУ гуровцы уже отпущены. По его мнению, истоки кон

20👀15😁9🤡4🤪1

2 Sept 2026, 08:31 UTC≈4,570 views102 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Вооруженное противостояние между ГУР и СБУ — последнее, что нам нужно. И тревожный предвестник будущей атаманщины. В ГУРе она, к сожалению, уже присутствует. Буданов создавал множество полуавтономных отрядов из откровенных бандитов, мутных иностранцев, возможных российских агентов. В 2022 году численность ГУР была 4,5 тысяч человек, сейчас 40 тысяч. Многие из этих полуавтономных отрядов «зарабатывают» кто как может.

👍59🤣325💯5🤔1

1 Sept 2026, 18:56 UTC≈3,890 views15 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Думаю у борьбы с колл-центрами есть еще одна причина. Слишком очевидно становится, что у них государственная крыша. Такой масштаб без госкрыши невозможен. Ну и Монако.

💯15

1 Sept 2026, 18:56 UTC≈3,960 views43 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Forwarded from @asupersharij

Завтра я отправлю в ВР законопроекты об усилении уголовной ответственности для тех, кто организует мошеннические колл-центры, — Зеленский «Каков молодец!», - скажет какой-нибудь дебил, который понятия не имеет, как это всё работает. «Как же он круто борется с этими мошенническими колл-центрами!», - скажет второй дебил, который тоже представления не имеет о том, как это работает. А знаете, как это работает? Они се

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1 Sept 2026, 17:05 UTC≈3,940 views27 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Forwarded from @investigation_hubPhoto

За час великої війни в Україні 308 Rolls-Royce перереєстрували на нових власників, ще 98 уперше поставили на облік. І це не музей ретроавтомобілів — серед них уже п’ять машин 2026 року😏 Поки країна рахує донати, хтось рахує Rolls-Royce. У квітні 2026-го в Білій Церкві зареєстрували новенький Rolls-Royce Phantom. Орієнтовна ціна такого британського човна на колесах — близько 900 тисяч доларів. 20 травня Rolls-Royce

💯174👍4😁2

1 Sept 2026, 17:05 UTC≈3,730 views3 reactionsread 2 September 2026

Будет забавно, если по роллс-ройсам прилетит. Хотя, это вряд ли. Для них бомбоубежища найдутся

👍3

1 Sept 2026, 10:27 UTC≈3,900 views39 reactionsread 2 September 2026
Photo

Это фото — диагноз всей политической и правоохранительной системе. Человек должен бы в тюрьме сидеть, а он, бляха, генерал-лейтенант и Герой Украины.

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1 Sept 2026, 10:24 UTC≈3,830 views14 reactionsread 2 September 2026

😳 «Невідомі викрали заступника Командира РДК з бойової роботи Степана Каплунова у дворі власного дому. Про це йдеться у заяві Корпусу. Інцидент стався декілька днів тому. У РДК звернулися до ГУР, СБУ та ДБР. Дотепер інформації ані щодо місця його перебування, ані щодо звинувачень немає. «Ми повністю залучені до ситуації та уважно стежимо за всім, що відбувається. Омбудсмени поінформовані, адвокатські запити надісла

😁10🤔31

Showing the 12 most recent of 111 posts we hold for @ORDKRIMINAL. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ОРД. Криминальный форум” (@ORDKRIMINAL), 11,787 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ORDKRIMINAL.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.