【苏州硬了么工兵专用报告模板】 【基础信息】: 老师昵称:#熙雯 出鸡时间:10.26 出鸡地址: 姑苏(防止老师住址暴露,写区就行) 出鸡学生:陪跑员 服务类别:98(如果不在选项内自行填写) 【整体形象】: 年龄:29(目测就行) 颜值:8.5(与照片视频相似度,10分制) 人照:8.5(和招募/竞拍照片几分相似?) 体态:匀称(纤细 / 匀称 / 微肉(如轻微小肚)/ 曲线饱满 / 微胖 / 偏胖 / 肥胖) 是否有纹身:小腿小面积(无 / 有,位置可备注) 肤色类型:浅黄皮(冷白皮/浅黄皮/小麦色/黑/黝黑) 皮肤整体状态:光滑(细腻/光滑/一般/粗糙等) 【服务质量】: 口渴关怀:矿泉水(有小饮料/没有) 氛围控制:躺着爽(躺着爽/自己动手/两者皆可) 配合程度:随意(随意/听话/不耐烦) 安全程度:老小区(正常小区/酒店/民宿/公寓/商业楼) 服务内容:课表有全有(与课表相比有无增漏或者老师有什么没写上去的) …

Channel
硬了么参考报告
@SZZZJreport
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Cite this entry
24,907subscribers
+2,241 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002530265465 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @SZZZJreport |
| Description | 所有报告都带有一定主观性,难免掺杂个人情绪与喜好。 别人觉得好,不代表一定适合你;别人觉得差,也未必真的差。 部分好评可能存在刻意包装或刷评行为; 部分差评也可能源于个人诉求未被满足后的情绪发泄。 因此无论好评还是差评,都可能会对优点或缺点有所放大。 希望大家理性参考、文明出击,如实反馈。 报告仅供参考,具体体验请自行判断。 ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼之砒霜。不合适直接掉头,切勿来都来了 硬了么不敢承诺零踩雷,但我们一直在做的,就是尽量让你在百人斩的途中,99次都能安全下车。 |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 25 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 51 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 25 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/SZZZJreport |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 25 Oct 2026, 20:40 | 24,907 | +29 |
| 24 Oct 2026, 20:48 | 24,878 | +15 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 22:29 | 24,863 | +32 |
| 22 Oct 2026, 23:56 | 24,831 | +57 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 21:20 | 24,774 | +47 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 14:10 | 24,727 | +41 |
| 19 Oct 2026, 12:51 | 24,686 | +135 |
| 18 Oct 2026, 13:01 | 24,551 | +11 |
| 17 Oct 2026, 16:17 | 24,540 | +10 |
| 16 Oct 2026, 19:38 | 24,530 | +7 |
| 15 Oct 2026, 16:16 | 24,523 | +13 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 16:28 | 24,510 | +21 |
| 13 Oct 2026, 05:28 | 24,489 | +134 |
| 8 Oct 2026, 20:55 | 24,355 | -5 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 11:54 | 24,360 | +229 |
| 26 Sept 2026, 00:36 | 24,131 | +126 |
| 19 Sept 2026, 08:39 | 24,005 | +57 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 19:36 | 23,948 | +60 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 18:57 | 23,888 | +83 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 05:19 | 23,805 | first reading |
Engagement
1,550 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 113 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 0.888%
- avg views ÷ 24,907 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 221
- 830 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.263%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 830
- of 1,550 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 145 of 830 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 October 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 1,550 (5 August 2026 – 26 October 2026) |
| Views total | 183,615 |
| Reactions total | 111 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 26 Oct 2026, 10:48 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈9,740
- Videos
- ≈8
- Links
- ≈11,800
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 26 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 2s
- Average length
- 2s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
144 reactions across 122 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 97.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 140 | 97.2% | |
| 👍 | 4 | 2.78% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 178 of the 1,000 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 144 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 28 August 2026 to 26 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#小贝壳 留名:一根小火柴 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9 配合态度:9.5 舒适度:9 整场综合评分:9.08 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:老师个子高高的,身材很好,A4腰,屁股翘,腿很长,见面后小鸡吧就忍不住抬起头了。欣然交了费用,跟老师一起脱光光去洗澡。老师洗的很细致,前前后后都洗干净了,老师也被我上上下下摸了好几遍。到了床上,抱着老师就是舌吻,老师舌吻配合得劲。然后吃奶子,接着舔小穴,老师小穴嫩嫩的,洞口一点点。然后跟老师69一顿乱舔。最后啪啪,老师很配合,什么姿势都可以,女上小骑士,要的很得进。后入抱着老师的大屁股出货。 【优点】:颜值御姐 大长腿 小蛮腰 【建议/缺点】:无 【个人评价总结】:力荐 ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼…
苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#洛洛 留名:Fccc ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9 配合态度:9 舒适度:9 整场综合评分:9 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:约好时间,一路狂奔,因为距离很近,骑着小电驴就过来了。遥控进入教室,老师很热情的招呼我,老师态度很好,个子不高,小脸蛋,长得很精致,抱着老师一起去洗澡,顺便把老师摸了一个遍。老师也不介意,随便我摸。 到了床上,老师开始服务,先舔胸,然后舔蛋蛋,把牛牛含到嘴里。老师口的非常舒服,口技很棒。然后跟老师舌吻,可惜不能舔小穴。于是导套,插了九九八十一下后出货。老师做爱主动,态度好。 【优点】:颜值在线 态度好 【建议/缺点】:无 【个人评价总结】:力荐 ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼之砒霜。不合适直接掉头 ✳️Powere…
苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#泡泡 留名:tckwhite6 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:8.5 配合态度:9 舒适度:9 整场综合评分:8.92 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:在楼下稍微发展了一会,然后和泡泡一块上楼,课室的环境稍微不怎么好,脱衣之后,发现身材比例很完美,有纹身,皮肤白皙细腻,🐻是掌中宝,很好看,还比较粉嫩,接着洗漱上床直接开始,因为没有漱口水,烟味还是有点重的,但是身材这块挺get到我的,做了九九八十一下之后直接出货了 【优点】:嫩妹,身材好 【建议/缺点】:课室环境不太好,有烟味 【个人评价总结】:推荐 ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼之砒霜。不合适直接掉头 ✳️Powered by @SuZhoulang
苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#乔乔 留名:⭕️🪝 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9 配合态度:9 舒适度:9 整场综合评分:9 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:不愧是满姐太难约了,今天有幸约到,刚进门老师直接给我按到沙发上一顿🐍,🐍爽了牵手洗澡水中萧口的超级爽👍🏻进房间123结束,完美的一天! 【优点】:人美情绪价值高 【建议/缺点】:无,别减肥啦 【个人评价总结】:力荐! ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼之砒霜。不合适直接掉头 ✳️Powered by @SuZhoulang
苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#小蘑菇 留名:随心所欲 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:8.5 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9 配合态度:9 舒适度:9.5 整场综合评分:9 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:老师的服务还是非常的好的,先洗澡,洗完澡以后把衣服涂好,然后脱下来给我然后我把老师按在身下中的抽查皮肤白白的舒服老师教的声音非常大,让我很兴奋,以后于二三交货 【优点】:胸大服务好 【建议/缺点】:无 【个人评价总结】:服务好 ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼之砒霜。不合适直接掉头 ✳️Powered by @SuZhoulang
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【苏州硬了么工兵专用报告模板】 【基础信息】: 老师昵称:#允荫 出鸡时间:10.25 出鸡地址: 姑苏 出鸡学生:迪迦守护员 服务类别:98 【整体形象】: 年龄:大概20多一点吧 颜值:御姐型 人照:9分 体态:微肉,曲线饱满 是否有纹身:无 肤色类型:冷白皮/浅黄皮 皮肤整体状态:细腻/光滑 【服务质量】: 口渴关怀:没有 氛围控制:两者皆可 配合程度:随意/听话 安全程度:小区的民宿 服务内容:该有的都有吧,但要自己要 服务水平:嫩妹三件套 服务态度:细致耐心 课室环境:教室环境卫生整洁,下地下车库需要登记,好像地面不用 【服务详情】: 闲来无事看到群里有竞拍,于是拿下了约好晚上的时间。到了地方小区,下地下车库需要登,老师租的是小区,但是是日租房,里面很整洁。闲聊了几老师是东北人,交了水费就直接去冲洗了,老师帮清洗也是比较仔细的。上了床,房间灯光比较柔和,简单嫩妹三件套,老师胸挺大的暖暖的,由于我出了烟,老师很…
苏州硬了么报告模板: 优质报告🎖 ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-25 老师:#淼淼 留名:(坚持自律)桥本环奈3代⭕️🥚💓 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:8.8 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:8.5 配合态度:9 舒适度:9 整场综合评分:8.88 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:桩🪵机师父给我隆重推荐了淼淼💦,那晚上健身🏋️完找淼淼做活塞有氧运动!!淼淼第一印象没有那么惊艳,但是越看越好看👀,因为她是那种无攻击性的美貌(比如杨幂美貌就有攻击性,但是刘诗诗攻击性就很弱)。 由于怕我体力没有恢复满🩸(事后发现是多此一举),搂着我在沙发🛋上聊了很久,讲一些她在苏州这几天的趣闻,这些都是铺垫,甚至洗澡🛁都是铺垫!!!穿上黑丝,上床🛏,口👄了许久,觉得我鸡巴真的邦邦硬(武夫推荐的丙氨酸补剂的功劳?)直接跨上来,说她要爽爽🥳。 略微有点低估这个小妮子,颜值看着乖巧…
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苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#沅沅 留名:胖丁 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9.5 配合态度:9.5 舒适度:9.5 整场综合评分:9.25 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:早就耳闻沅沅老师,之前约一直有事错过。这次终于赶上了哈哈。按照老师指示上楼,老师住的是小区,离地铁口大概2分钟步行时间,交通非常方便。一开门老师身穿浴袍,脖子上系着小铃铛,人照无差,我个人觉得现实中更好看一点。老师将我领入浴室,问我需不需要培浴,我拒绝了,我想更快和老师步入教室,冲冲就快步进入课室,擦干躺在床上。 老师一把把身上的浴袍甩到床上,雪白的双峰映入脸前,C+的胸一只手握住刚刚好,非常嫩啊,我急忙嗦了几口真舒服。老师开始撅着屁股舔奈子等一系列操作。真的熟练,而且弄得非常舒服。从上到下都舔了一边,最后到肉…
苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#小柔 留名:humbe r ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:8 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:6 配合态度:9 舒适度:8 整场综合评分:8.17 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:自己洗澡、老师自己脱光光经典嫩妹三件套,胸很软很大有🐍有69,比较配合,就是比较容易冷场ls不爱说话,爱刷抖音,可能是人比较内向 【优点】:很帅气、里面很热 【建议/缺点】:希望多活跃一下气氛 【个人评价总结】:推荐 ❤️ 硬了么群友审美各不同,吾之蜜糖,彼之砒霜。不合适直接掉头 ✳️Powered by @SuZhoulang
苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#小燕子 留名:暖暖 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9.5 配合态度:9.5 舒适度:9.5 整场综合评分:9.25 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:晚上和老师提前约了课pp,经过指挥上了门。一进门就看到了1米7,瘦长像模特一样的美女,之前就知道这是一位新人美女,一聊天羞涩和稚嫩的感觉扑面而来。 可惜的是没有帮洗环节,洗漱好了出来之后老师帮忙进行了擦拭开始了服务。纤细的腰肢,健康的肤色,柔软而有力的躯体呈现在眼前的时候,还是非常有震撼感的。 柔软的舌头不断舔拭着全身,老师特别擅长吸吮,从上到下满满当当进行了吸吮。口的时候也能感觉到高度的配合感,为了第二次更好的体验,第一次很快就戴上了雨伞🌂开始了进攻,舌头的不断萦绕,轻哼不断的弥漫开来,下面的紧凑感和流…
苏州硬了么报告模板: ---【💕基础信息】--- 时间:2026-10-26 老师:#欣欣 留名:平原公子 ---【👙整体形象】--- 人照差别:9 身材比例:9 气质魅力:9 ---【👧🏻服务质量】--- 服务水平:9.5 配合态度:9.5 舒适度:9.5 整场综合评分:9.25 ---【📝服务详情】--- 【过程描述】:周末闲来无事榜单上一眼看到欣欣老师,果断预约,妹妹非常贴心,提前告诉我停车场位置,停车很方便,遥控上楼,进门人比照片好看,想约pp的,奈何工作原因,时间不够,身材比例简直完美,当天就来了第二次,下午因为工作原因要去趟外地无奈只能约p,那边交接完工作立马又从上海买票回了苏州,找妹妹约了个pp课程,妹妹很有耐心,妥妥的嫩妹,过程就不细说了,妹妹很有耐心,不催,时间快到了会提醒,无奈妹妹后面还有人预约了,不然就约夜课了,有空一定会再来 推荐推荐!! 【优点】:大奶,紧逼 【建议/缺点】:妹子的缺点就是本人比照…
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