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DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : A Page We Probably Shouldn't Post.

@TheHefflins

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16,354subscribers

+187 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003038023910
TypeChannel
Username@TheHefflins
DescriptionWelcome to @TheHefflins’ a.k.a the place where everything technically makes sense but also kinda doesn’t. 📬: @HefflinsRobot x @HefflinsSFSBOT 🗂: @Hefflins Feel free to stroll through the pages like you’re flipping the chaotic family’s notebook.
CreatedBetween 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live26 August 2026
Measurements held21
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 26 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/TheHefflins

Growth

15,85116,35416,102.56 August 2026 — 16,167 subscribers6 August 2026 — 16,167 subscribers7 August 2026 — 16,101 subscribers8 August 2026 — 16,099 subscribers9 August 2026 — 16,038 subscribers10 August 2026 — 16,031 subscribers11 August 2026 — 16,008 subscribers11 August 2026 — 16,002 subscribers12 August 2026 — 15,985 subscribers13 August 2026 — 15,980 subscribers15 August 2026 — 15,901 subscribers16 August 2026 — 15,969 subscribers17 August 2026 — 15,934 subscribers18 August 2026 — 15,880 subscribers19 August 2026 — 15,858 subscribers20 August 2026 — 15,860 subscribers21 August 2026 — 15,851 subscribers23 August 2026 — 16,111 subscribers24 August 2026 — 16,261 subscribers25 August 2026 — 16,279 subscribers26 August 2026 — 16,354 subscribers6 August 202626 August 2026
21 measurements spanning 21 days, net +187. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 15,776–16,429 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 21
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Aug 2026, 22:1416,354+75
25 Aug 2026, 19:1416,279+18
24 Aug 2026, 20:1616,261+150
23 Aug 2026, 08:2916,111+260
21 Aug 2026, 23:2515,851-9
20 Aug 2026, 19:1315,860+2
19 Aug 2026, 18:0615,858-22
18 Aug 2026, 20:5815,880-54
17 Aug 2026, 19:4315,934-35
16 Aug 2026, 17:5415,969+68
15 Aug 2026, 02:3815,901-79
13 Aug 2026, 18:1715,980-5
12 Aug 2026, 18:4415,985-17
11 Aug 2026, 21:5216,002-6
11 Aug 2026, 00:1416,008-23
10 Aug 2026, 02:1116,031-7
9 Aug 2026, 05:0816,038-61
8 Aug 2026, 05:1116,099-2
7 Aug 2026, 07:0816,101-66
6 Aug 2026, 09:3016,167first reading

Engagement

90 posts held, back to 26 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 43 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
0.71%
avg views ÷ 16,354 subscribers
Avg views / post
116
89 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.65%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
89
of 90 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 89 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 27 August 2026
Posts held90 (26 July 202627 August 2026)
Views total10,328
Reactions total37
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken27 Aug 2026, 03:17 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
981
Videos
120
Links
150

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 27 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

37 reactions across 11 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
1232.4%
❤‍🔥513.5%
🔥513.5%
🏆410.8%
💘410.8%
🆒25.41%
🍾25.41%
🍓12.70%
👀12.70%
💯12.70%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 90 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 37reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 90 most recent posts we hold, published 26 July 2026 to 27 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

27 Aug 2026, 00:44 UTC31 viewsread 27 August 2026

lg lg diperbudak keluarga sendiri😂😂😂✌️🏻✌️🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

27 Aug 2026, 00:23 UTC43 views1 reactionsread 27 August 2026
Video

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤBREAKING NEWS from the Hefflins’ Official ㅤNeighborhood Disaster Journal (Vol. 27) 📑 Today is apparently that day of the month for these totally-random but not-really-random neighbors such as @TheGritner, @Calsearth, @KinofGreesacht, @TheWonxy, @NoiMerfyn, @Hoonarchy, @LouisSociety, @MonteluceFamiglia, and @Chatelaines. ㅤ(‘📔 Nobody’s admit, but signs are there. ㅤThe neighborhood cat’s hiding under

💘1

26 Aug 2026, 02:33 UTC199 views3 reactionsread 27 August 2026
Video

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤBREAKING NEWS from the Hefflins’ Official ㅤNeighborhood Disaster Journal (Vol. 27) 📑 Today is apparently that day of the month for these totally-random but not-really-random neighbors such as @HouseOfMajerle, @DiemerHall, @PearceCosta, @HeimderSterne, @Shedabaka, @HouseForElmswythe, and @SugarWheep. ㅤ(‘📔 Nobody’s admit, but signs are there. ㅤThe neighborhood cat’s hiding under the car, ㅤand someone

1🍓1💘1

Showing the 12 most recent of 90 posts we hold for @TheHefflins. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 53,468 of 1,620,105entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 91 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Lodge of Canine and Feline: ✱ The Caltbern.
@Caltbern · 7,146
23 posts
The Codex Of Clovendorf.
@Clovendorfs · 8
19 posts
The Hefflins’ Archives of Affection (and Confusion).
@Hefflins · 23
19 posts
Lers
@Rusttler · 27
19 posts
Mirthvelune's
@Mirthvelune · 25
16 posts
Memory of Gishlaine
@MansionOfGhislaine · 712
14 posts
Aeternals’ Universe of Conflux Dimension.
@Aeteernals · 14
11 posts
Solvane Archive. 💥
@SolvaneArchive · 7
11 posts
(DISBAND) KHERAELD: Blood & Roots.
@KHERAELD · 1,677
10 posts
The Wilkins: House Of Divergence.
@thewilkins · 8,988
6 posts
VEORTIST's ARCHIVE.
@Veortists · 27
6 posts
ITZY Alliance; #Lia26thSummerLagoon.
@itzyalliance · 120
4 posts
DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : Christmas Festive Season. 🎄❄️
@HefflinsChristmass · 4
3 posts
Camp Half-Blood Family of Demigods : The Lachers.
@CampOfLachers · 6,613
2 posts
[DISBAND] Freedom Through the Realms Whispers: Guild of Clardforge.
@Clardforge · 4,008
2 posts
Canticle of Heaven's Paradox: Hjërt.
@Hjerts · 6,450
2 posts
Secret tunnel.
@MysticalGate · 12
2 posts
𝕽𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦 o𝙵 𝕬𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘺 ✶ 𝓣𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝔗𝚘𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚠
@ReverieOfAmity · 6,404
2 posts
The Forsaken Records: Scarvaine’s History.
@ScarvainePages · 41
2 posts
@GallantVanKovac’s
@SideOfKovac · 11
2 posts
The Eternal Bond: String Of Scarvaine.
@StringOfScarvaine · 9,521
2 posts
Aim The Good In Them
@The18Grounds · 27
2 posts
Lundquist’s Archive.
@TheLundquist · 10
2 posts
the wilkins's warehouse.
@wilkinsarchive · 53
2 posts

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

YELTSIN:ㅤ冥縁 ㅤ🀄
@CoterieOfYeltsin · 3,476
2 posts
HOUSE OF IGNAREV: The Ashen Shadow Theatre.
@FlameOfIgnarev · 7,790
2 posts
Cosmic Dominion: Geisler Family Chronicles.
@GeislerVoyager · 11,075
2 posts
Keeper of the Jade Court: Liu (刘).
@JadeOfLiu · 8,746
2 posts
MEURNOTT
@meurnott · 4,103
2 posts
The Tale of Mondcroft: Where Every Bunny Belongs.
@Mondcroft · 4,243
2 posts
Haushalt: Schäfer Familie
@SchaferHaus · 11,708
2 posts
The Eternal Bond: String Of Scarvaine.
@StringOfScarvaine · 9,521
2 posts
Prodigious Corsair Kin: THE VANSENTS
@TheVansents · 5,787
2 posts
Volkovich Dominion.
@TheVolkovich · 5,975
2 posts
The Wilkins: House Of Divergence.
@thewilkins · 8,988
2 posts
House of Caintje: Blood on Their Hands, Whispers of the Slaughter.
@Caintje · 2,230
1 post
The Art Of Seretti: Timeless Charm.
@CasaSeretti · 6,079
1 post
HERMÈS: Du Château Lavigne
@ChateauDeHermes · 4,769
1 post
Codename: CLARKINSIDE.
@Clarkinside · 2,149
1 post
[CLOSE SFS] ELDRAETH: Ebon Swan's Eternal Manor.
@eldraeth · 9,049
1 post
Congenial Household: The entire chapter of Grachter.
@Grachter · 4,175
1 post
Hearth of Wheils: Perennial Bloodline.
@HearthOfWheils · 1,662
1 post
(PAGUY) JUEUNYX OPMEMB!!!!
@JUEUNYX · 4,310
1 post
La Dimora Carrasco.
@LaDimoraCarrasco · 3,695
1 post
(DISBAND) Lavoiré Sorella: La Vie Dolce.
@LavoireSisters · 1,263
1 post
SHINVOID.
@shinyuvoid · 5,639
1 post
House of Norbury: An Heirloom of Waves.
@TheNorbury · 20,084
1 post
(REST) VOW OF FROST: Stillness Holds the Strongest Oath.
@VowOfFrost · 1,768
1 post

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : A Page We Probably Shouldn't Post.” (@TheHefflins), 16,354 subscribers as measured 26 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/TheHefflins.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.