Channel
@analyst_on_the_couch
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62,488subscribers
+2,297 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001169053565 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @analyst_on_the_couch |
| Description | Ежедневно: политика, СВО, главные новости России и мира. И все это под соусом юмора. Канал для тех, кто не хочет утонуть в новостном потоке, но остаться на гребне волны. Связь: @metodichkatg |
| Created | 12 February 2018 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 19 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 35 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 19 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/analyst_on_the_couch |
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 82% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 19 Sept 2026, 12:40 | 62,488 | +700 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 22:20 | 61,788 | +499 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 02:15 | 61,289 | +554 |
| 13 Sept 2026, 09:40 | 60,735 | +373 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 12:35 | 60,362 | -412 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 16:58 | 60,774 | -1,448 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 10:40 | 62,222 | +178 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 15:37 | 62,044 | -1,005 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 05:18 | 63,049 | +92 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 05:07 | 62,957 | -268 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 02:04 | 63,225 | +52 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 04:34 | 63,173 | +99 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 07:53 | 63,074 | +134 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 05:23 | 62,940 | +129 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 02:35 | 62,811 | +75 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 05:43 | 62,736 | -373 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 06:52 | 63,109 | +89 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 06:17 | 63,020 | +130 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 16:53 | 62,890 | -567 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 10:38 | 63,457 | first reading |
114 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 99 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 23 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 114 (28 July 2026 – 23 September 2026) |
| Views total | 1,487,800 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 24 Sept 2026, 03:04 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 24 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Measured directly from 9 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Поддержка Украины в ООН снизилась втрое с 2022 года. Если в марте 2022 предложенную Киевом резолюцию с требованием к России "безоговорочно прекратить боевые действия" поддержала 141 страна, то сегодня под похожей резолюцией Украина смогла собрать лишь 51 подпись. В основном поддержка осталась только от стран Европы и подданных британской короны.
Премьер Венгрии назвал "деревенскими футболистами" созданное Украиной объединение восьми карпатских стран. Киев пытался записать туда Венгрию, не спрашивая разрешения Будапешта. "Приведу пример: Привет, мы сформировали футбольную команду из соседней деревни. Мы не знаем друг друга, но ты в ней, и ещё должен принести мяч", — заявил Мадьяр в комментарии под постом главы украинского МИД Сибиги.
Трамп заявил, что договаривается о закупке калийных удобрений в Белоруссии по цене ниже, чем США платят Канаде. «Соединенные Штаты ведут переговоры о заключении крупной сделки по закупке калийных удобрений у Беларуси. Цена будет значительно ниже той, которую мы сейчас платим Канаде, что является очень хорошей новостью для наших фермеров и скотоводов», — заявил президент США.
Интересный ход: глава польской партии «Право и справедливость» Ярослав Качиньский заявил, что Украина в начале СВО хотела создать единое государство с Польшей, таким образом втянув Варшаву в войну и обеспечив себе членство в НАТО, передает Rzeczpospolita.
Уже сейчас Франция платит на проценты по госдолгу больше, чем на армию или образование.
Стремительная милитаризация Германии нервирует Европу, пишет The Wall Street Journal. В первую очередь речь о Франции и Польше. Остатки инстинкта самосохранения пытаются подать голос. Раньше европейские лидеры призывали Германию больше тратить на оборону. Затем Мерц выделил на эти цели миллиарды долларов, и европейские чиновники "начали опасаться, что такое усиление военной мощи ФРГ может изменить баланс сил на кон…
Украинская нация прошла точку невозврата на пути к исчезновению — экономист Алексей Кущ. Сегодня число школьников на Украине втрое меньше, чем было при СССР в 1980-х, отметил он. Было 800 тысяч, стало 250 тысяч. За 36 лет независимости Украина утратила 50% своего демографического потенциала. Война ускорила процесс. И по факту война уже проиграна. Точка невозврата пройдена. Украина исчезнет.
Украина запросила от Запада срочный "железнодорожный Рамштайн". По информации УЖД, беспилотники уничтожили уже 508 локомотивов. Кроме того, машинисты отказываются выходить на линию — более 30 поездов простаивают ежедневно.
Организаторы опубликовали программу Baltic Weekend 2026, одного из крупнейших форумов по коммуникациям в России, который пройдет в Петербурге с 23 по 25 сентября. В мероприятии примут участие более 400 отраслевиков, 70+ спикеров, 60 компаний. Главные темы в этом году - ИИ в коммуникациях, продвижение брендов в ответах нейросетей, новые метрики эффективности, репутация руководителей и работа с зумерами. Среди участни…
Какой-то очень догадливый эксперт появился на украинском телевидении.
18 сентября Южная Осетия выбирает президента. Для небольшой республики это серьёзный экзамен на политическую зрелость. В ЛДПР всегда уважали тех, кто умеет сам отвечать за решения и не отдаёт своё будущее на чужое управление.
Зеленский: "Жаль, что Китай не на нашей стороне в этой войне, политически". Дурак ты, Зе. Так ничего и не понял. Это ты не на той стороне в этой войне.
Showing the 12 most recent of 114 posts we hold for @analyst_on_the_couch. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 6 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 21 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 84 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Диванный аналитик” (@analyst_on_the_couch), 62,488 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/analyst_on_the_couch.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.