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Цитаты Джейсона Стетхема

@jas_statham

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58,800subscribers

-2,687 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001705898792
TypeChannel
Username@jas_statham
DescriptionЗаявки принимаю сидя в туалете (С) Джейсон Стетхем По рекламе - @jeremysalieri
Created25 May 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live24 October 2026
Measurements held48
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 24 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/jas_statham

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

58,80061,48760,143.56 August 2026 — 61,487 subscribers6 August 2026 — 61,462 subscribers8 August 2026 — 61,432 subscribers9 August 2026 — 61,386 subscribers10 August 2026 — 61,362 subscribers11 August 2026 — 61,325 subscribers12 August 2026 — 61,288 subscribers13 August 2026 — 61,250 subscribers14 August 2026 — 61,199 subscribers16 August 2026 — 61,172 subscribers17 August 2026 — 61,109 subscribers18 August 2026 — 61,073 subscribers19 August 2026 — 61,044 subscribers20 August 2026 — 61,000 subscribers21 August 2026 — 60,977 subscribers22 August 2026 — 60,888 subscribers24 August 2026 — 60,844 subscribers25 August 2026 — 60,813 subscribers26 August 2026 — 60,792 subscribers27 August 2026 — 60,761 subscribers28 August 2026 — 60,739 subscribers29 August 2026 — 60,722 subscribers30 August 2026 — 60,673 subscribers31 August 2026 — 60,635 subscribers1 September 2026 — 60,593 subscribers2 September 2026 — 60,549 subscribers4 September 2026 — 60,512 subscribers6 September 2026 — 60,412 subscribers10 September 2026 — 60,305 subscribers12 September 2026 — 60,243 subscribers14 September 2026 — 60,184 subscribers15 September 2026 — 60,126 subscribers18 September 2026 — 60,053 subscribers29 September 2026 — 59,725 subscribers5 October 2026 — 59,352 subscribers9 October 2026 — 59,226 subscribers13 October 2026 — 59,130 subscribers14 October 2026 — 59,062 subscribers15 October 2026 — 59,035 subscribers16 October 2026 — 59,004 subscribers17 October 2026 — 58,981 subscribers18 October 2026 — 58,956 subscribers19 October 2026 — 58,937 subscribers20 October 2026 — 58,901 subscribers21 October 2026 — 58,860 subscribers22 October 2026 — 58,834 subscribers23 October 2026 — 58,820 subscribers24 October 2026 — 58,800 subscribers6 August 202624 October 2026
48 measurements spanning 80 days, net -2,687. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 58,397–61,890 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 48
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
24 Oct 2026, 23:4458,800-20
23 Oct 2026, 20:5958,820-14
22 Oct 2026, 22:5558,834-26
21 Oct 2026, 20:5158,860-41
20 Oct 2026, 18:0158,901-36
19 Oct 2026, 15:1458,937-19
18 Oct 2026, 18:4058,956-25
17 Oct 2026, 18:5858,981-23
16 Oct 2026, 21:2759,004-31
15 Oct 2026, 21:0659,035-27
14 Oct 2026, 22:5059,062-68
13 Oct 2026, 14:4759,130-96
9 Oct 2026, 15:0259,226-126
5 Oct 2026, 07:2059,352-373
29 Sept 2026, 01:3659,725-328
18 Sept 2026, 00:4160,053-73
15 Sept 2026, 22:1760,126-58
14 Sept 2026, 04:2060,184-59
12 Sept 2026, 08:5860,243-62
10 Sept 2026, 04:1860,305first reading

Engagement

24 posts held, back to 10 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 162 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
12.6%
avg views ÷ 58,800 subscribers
Avg views / post
7,400
3 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.71%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
3
of 24 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 14 October 2026
Posts held24 (10 February 2026 – 14 October 2026)
Views total22,210
Reactions total602
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken25 Oct 2026, 09:55 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈7,860
Videos
≈9
Links
≈7,850

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 25 October 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Reaction mix

9,580 reactions across 24 posts, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😎9,580100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 24 of the 24 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 9,580 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 24 most recent posts we hold, published 10 February 2026 to 14 October 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
33
across the posts below
Posts paid on
10
of 24 we hold a reading for · 42%
Most on one post
10
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @jas_statham. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 24 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 10 February 2026 to 14 October 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

14 Oct 2026, 18:38 UTC≈5,750 views244 reactions1 Starread 25 October 2026
Photo

Забитый хуй - залог успеха. (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎244

14 Oct 2026, 16:02 UTC≈5,760 views38 reactionsread 25 October 2026
Photo

⚡️Люсию из GTA VI слили полностью голой в 4К На видео она без трусов садится на камеру, всё это с максимальной детализацией – видны даже мурашки на коже Фулл здесь: https://t.me/+Y8gZCu2DYUI0NjMy

😎38

2 Oct 2026, 13:17 UTC≈10,700 views320 reactionsread 25 October 2026
Photo

Хотел как лучше, а получилось з@ебись (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎320

21 Aug 2026, 13:39 UTC≈20,500 views458 reactions3 Starsread 25 October 2026
Photo

Если каждый день дрочить, сможешь череп проломить. (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎458

26 Jun 2026, 16:43 UTC≈28,800 views420 reactionsread 25 October 2026
Photo

Чтобы появились сила, надо выпить банку пиво. (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎420

5 Jun 2026, 11:59 UTC≈28,300 views335 reactionsread 25 October 2026
Photo

Безвыходных ситуаций не бывает. Даже если на тебя напала банда качков в подворотне. (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎335

21 May 2026, 15:13 UTC≈30,100 views445 reactionsread 25 October 2026
Photo

Если мама забыла про сдачу — не трать её, потому что она может про неё вспомнить. (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎445

14 May 2026, 08:21 UTC≈29,800 views445 reactionsread 25 October 2026
Photo

Нужно пить до работы,после работы и во время работы,но не вместо работы. (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎445

11 May 2026, 18:45 UTC≈27,800 views414 reactions1 Starread 25 October 2026
Photo

Мы с девушкой как пазл - идеально входим друг в друга. (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎414

24 Apr 2026, 18:34 UTC≈30,800 views477 reactions5 Starsread 25 October 2026
Photo

Ничто так не подчёркивает красоту души и очарование хрупкого-внутреннего мира мужчины, как живот, созданный для пива (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎477

25 Mar 2026, 15:38 UTC≈36,300 views549 reactions6 Starsread 25 October 2026
Photo

Если пьянка неизбежна-пить надо первым (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎549

20 Mar 2026, 13:40 UTC≈36,600 views514 reactions1 Starread 25 October 2026
Photo

Когда я хочу послушать умных людей, я просто начинаю говорить (С) Джейсон Стетхем

😎514

Showing the 12 most recent of 24 posts we hold for @jas_statham. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one

Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.

Леонардо Дайвинчик
@leoday · 5,537,806
#1
Великие цитаты
@GreatQuotess · 4,875
#2
Китайский партия
@kp_opros · 9,315
#3
4ch
@why4ch · 1,027,949
#4
Рифмы и Панчи 🤯
@rhymestg · 1,458,885
#5
Екатерина Мизулина
@ekaterina_mizulina · 925,705
#6
ВПШ
@pravdadirty · 1,393,982
#7
Пекарня
@pekagame · 1,121,155
#8
Медийка
@mediyca · 1,059,768
#9
Прямой Эфир • Новости
@novosti_efir · 3,915,093
#10
Exile
@exilemusic13 · 1,442,880
#11
НМШ
@nmshhub · 683,881
#12
mzlff
@mazellovvv · 416,715
#13
Двач
@dvachannel · 971,654
#14
Токсичные мемы
@memetoxic · 30,177
#15
bushido zho
@bushidozho · 185,974
#16
Рифмы и Музыка
@rhymesmus · 373,613
#17
🏳‍🌈 Buffy 🏳‍⚧
@dadyboris · 1
#18
Москва Live
@msk_live · 1,811
#19
Кишлак
@kishlak_family · 264,151
#20
В гостях у Булыча
@bulkin_live · 895,466
#21
AARNE TEAM
@aarneteam · 85,125
#22
мысли райана гослинга
@da_poebati_mne · 7,563
#23
ТОПОР - Горячие новости
@topor · 1,293,188
#24
Первый Московский
@mosguru · 3,395,020
#25
Космос рофлов
@kosmosroflov · 20,241 (as read 6 September 2026)
#26
BUDA +
@budaog · 358,196
#27
Бойцовский клуб
@figthclubb · 20,857
#28
ФРАМЕ ТАМЕР
@oieiei · 696,576
#29
Подвал Стинта
@thestint · 259,284
#30
3д человеки и пикчи
@belie_chelovechki · 32,215
#31
SHTOLL NEWS💋
@SHTOLLNEWS · 516,653
#32
VOBLA • новости
@voina_belgorod_novosti · 1,102,413
#33
ДАНИЛА ГОРИЛЛА 🦍
@danila_gorilla · 639,502
#34
ВАЛЕНТИНА БЛОГ
@valentinablor · 121,682
#35
Lovv66
@lovvdoublesix · 154,245
#36
Kussia88 / Каша88
@KussiaOfficial · 265,350
#37
Мемный Т2Х2
@T2X2i · 8,402
#38
OBLADAET * PLAYERS
@oblagram · 98,760
#39
Премиум эмодзи | стикеры | Premium Emoji
@TgEmojis · 1,685,772
#40
Стикеры | Эмодзи
@stikery4 · 1,079,138
#41
Бустер 🍄
@bigpencil · 1,231,596
#42
ЛИТВИН
@litvintm · 1,759,724
#43
Mash
@mash · 3,150,586
#44
Матч ТВ
@match_tv · 666,423
#45
ПАРАДЕЕВИЧ
@paradeevich · 1,051,521
#46
Дима Масленников
@maslennikovliga · 2,102,314
#47
Эксплойт
@exploitex · 2,013,394
#48
Данила Кашен
@DKNASASAL · 386,400
#49
Москвач • Новости Москвы
@moscowach · 3,948,110
#50
суета родная
@s_ueta1 · 148,662
#51
Kuplinov ► Play
@Kuplinov_Telegram · 908,281
#52
дрейк
@drakestudio · 328,861
#53
ПО-2
@panelromance · 6,274
#54
КРУГЛЯШИКИ
@kruglyashiki · 87,168
#55
NN
@naebnet · 2,189,808
#56
Мир Supercell
@mir_supercell · 2,717,894
#57
Алексей Шевцов
@jolybells · 358,124
#58
SHOT
@shot_shot · 1,269,828
#59
Фейковый Мистер Бист ⚡️
@fmrbeast · 4,631
#60
PLOHOY PAREN
@plohoypacan · 376,643
#61
1
@strochki_tg · 4
#62
1.5 качка / мини пекка
@poltorapomidora · 248,214
#63
Романцев768 | Romancev768
@Romancev768 · 783,979
#64
ВИЛСАКОМ РЕД / WYLSACOM RED
@wylsared · 1,097,672
#65

Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 6 September 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Токсичные мемы
@memetoxic · 30,177
Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 59 here — alongside 58 others — read 6 September 2026
Бойцовский клуб
@figthclubb · 20,857
Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 48 here — alongside 47 others — read 24 September 2026

This channel appears in 2 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Цитаты Джейсона Стетхема” (@jas_statham), 58,800 subscribers as measured 24 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/jas_statham.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.