🍑 секс-просветы, мемы, сексхаки, вибрушки
🍑 самый искренний магазина для взрослых https://katesecrets.ru/
🍑 бот с практиками для пар @kate_secrets_sexy_bot
Написать нам: @katesecrets_on_air_bot
10-19, пн-пт
18+
РКН: https://clck.ru/3GEzef
Created
5 March 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
35 measurements spanning 43 days, net -256. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 44,981–45,403 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 35
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 18:58
45,030
-29
16 Sept 2026, 07:22
45,059
-38
14 Sept 2026, 12:59
45,097
-46
13 Sept 2026, 02:20
45,143
-22
11 Sept 2026, 05:01
45,165
-35
8 Sept 2026, 05:57
45,200
-41
5 Sept 2026, 01:37
45,241
-18
3 Sept 2026, 09:05
45,259
-26
2 Sept 2026, 01:47
45,285
-15
1 Sept 2026, 00:59
45,300
-12
31 Aug 2026, 00:35
45,312
+11
30 Aug 2026, 00:46
45,301
+29
29 Aug 2026, 02:26
45,272
-7
28 Aug 2026, 01:38
45,279
-12
27 Aug 2026, 04:44
45,291
-12
26 Aug 2026, 07:09
45,303
-1
25 Aug 2026, 06:36
45,304
-9
24 Aug 2026, 07:36
45,313
+25
22 Aug 2026, 12:45
45,288
-6
20 Aug 2026, 23:37
45,294
first reading
Engagement
80 posts held, back to 31 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 93 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
7.16%
avg views ÷ 45,030 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,220
46 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.42%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
46
of 80 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 September 2026
Posts held
80 (31 July 2026 – 22 September 2026)
Views total
148,270
Reactions total
5,074
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
22 Sept 2026, 20:02 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈7,620
Videos
≈356
Links
≈1,540
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
38s
Average length
13s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
8,981 reactions across 79 posts, in 42 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.5% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
3,996
44.5%
😁
1,241
13.8%
💘
554
6.17%
❤🔥
440
4.90%
👍
393
4.38%
🤣
337
3.75%
🔥
325
3.62%
😨
268
2.98%
👏
251
2.79%
💔
185
2.06%
🤪
161
1.79%
😢
109
1.21%
🤯
90
1.00%
🤔
86
0.958%
💯
60
0.668%
😡
52
0.579%
🗿
44
0.49%
🙈
44
0.49%
🎉
41
0.457%
👌
34
0.379%
22 further kinds
270
3.01%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 79 of the 80 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,981 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 80 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 22 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Advertising
Ad load
20.0%
16 of 80 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
16
posts carrying an erid · 16 distinct tokens
Median views · ads
3,110
over 16 measured posts
Median views · rest
3,460
over 63 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. They are printed side by side with the count behind each rather than as a ratio: an ad and an ordinary post are not otherwise matched — for topic, for length, for hour of day — so the gap between them is a description of two groups and not the effect of one being an ad.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2SDnje2F7bZ
1
16 September 2026
16 September 2026
2VtzqueasuU
1
4 August 2026
4 August 2026
2VtzquebS28
1
10 September 2026
10 September 2026
2Vtzquied9n
1
22 September 2026
22 September 2026
2VtzquvW8aP
1
13 August 2026
13 August 2026
2VtzqvrEorT
1
7 August 2026
7 August 2026
2VtzqvxB98F
1
18 August 2026
18 August 2026
2VtzqwGs3zs
1
14 August 2026
14 August 2026
2VtzqwRme7v
1
11 September 2026
11 September 2026
2Vtzqwjirvw
1
19 August 2026
19 August 2026
2Vtzqwju3YF
1
5 August 2026
5 August 2026
2VtzqwzeW8c
1
15 September 2026
15 September 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it. 4 further tokens are held for this entry and not listed here.
Measured over the 80 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 22 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Холода подкрались незаметно, и всем нам в этот период хочется больше тепла. Поэтому начинается сезон горячих напитков, хоа-хоа и пушистого пледа 🍂
Ещё приятнее этот период можно сделать с помощью товаров для удовольствия. Можно, кстати, взять разогревающие гели или девайсы с подогревом 😁
Всю неделю они будут на скидке для тех, кто не успел на прошлой неделе:
-43% на два популярных раздела:
вибраторы
интимная косм…
Сексхак #213: Как проверять презерватив
Как мы все знаем, презервативы – одно из самых популярных и эффективных средств контрацепции. Однако и оно не идеально и всё же не может гарантировать полную 100% защиту.
Сегоднящний сексхак мы посвящаем проверке презерватива перед использованием, которая поможет заметить его повреждение и непригодность.
1) Покупка. Да, презервативы ещё нужно уметь покупать ) И речь сейчас д…
Девочки, неважно, есть у вас сейчас эволюция (или всё-таки овуляция) или нет, надо поспешить!
Меньше 9 часов до конца нашей масштабной акции в честь обновления сайта 💅🏻
—51% на любой товар
💙за покупками сюда
А ещё можете заглянуть в наш новый крутой раздел «подборки» — на все товары из него мы поставили повышенную скидку -55%, чтобы каждая могла изучить себя!
При сумме корзины выше 7 тыс. руб., кладем приятный п…
Привет, дорогие 🤍 На этой неделе наш ожидает новая важная дата — 26 сентября, в которую отмечается Всемирный день контрацепции. Знали о ней?
Ввели этот день в 2007 году 10 международных организаций под девизом: «Контрацепция: ваша жизнь, ваша ответственность».
На этом канале мы не раз говорили о различных способах предохранения, однако многую информацию захотели обновить и напомнить о ней! В ближайшие дни ваш ждет …
🎀 Что новенького появилось на сайте и что вам точно понравится
Привет, дорогие, на связи контент-менеджерка “Катиных секретов” Света.
Сегодня в этот канал вышла лично я, чтобы немного рассказать вам про обновления на нашем сайте как человек, которому это тоже пригодилось! А делиться я буду с вами информацией о самом крутом, по моему мнению, разделе – “подборки”.
За время существования канала у нас вышло множество …
🥹 Топ-5 страшилок, которыми пугают женщин о гинекологическом здоровье и правдивы ли они
Все мы в детстве хоть раз слышали: «Не сиди на холодном, тебе ещё рожать!» В сегодняшнем посте мы решили собрать несколько похожих утверждений, связанных с женским здоровьем, и разобрать их с точки зрения заботы о себе, понимания своего тела, а не сведению женщины к функции деторождения.
Как можно более развернуто про всё расска…
💗 Первая игрушка, которая реально имитирует КРУТОЙ кунилингус
Сегодня у нашего консультанта Ди на обзоре SVAKOM Klitty — игрушка, которая взорвала интернет сразу, как появилась. Серьезно, мы даже в наличие её не могли добавить — девайс моментально раскупают у поставщика, как только он появляется. Но мы, наконец-то, смогли забронировать для вас партию, поэтому не упустите шанс!
На первый взгляд перед нами просто оче…
Дорогие, нам надо честно поговорить про норму в сексе.
Её нет, а ощущение такое, что она где-то есть и мы в нее не попадаем.
Большинство вопросов, которые вы направляете в нашу редакцию, упирается в одно и то же. А со мной вообще все в порядке?
Нормально ли, что желание не приходит само, а только в ответ на прикосновение и разговор?
Нормально ли фантазировать об грубом сексе с незнакомцем, а в реальности предпочит…
🤯 Что такое «цистит медового месяца» и как его избежать
«Цистит после каждого раза уже как ритуал» – знакомо ли вам такое? Увы, многие женщины знают об этом не понаслышке. Поэтому появилось и особенное название – «цистит медового месяца». И, как вы уже поняли, приятного здесь мало.
В карточках мы рассказываем об этом явлении подробнее, а также даём конкретные советы, которые могут помочь его избежать.
Источник — h…
«Магнит» запустит свой бренд презервативов
Об этом пишет издание «Ведомости». Структура «Магнита» — АО «Тандер» займётся выпуском контрацепции под именем собственного бренда. Компания подала заявку на регистрацию своего товарного знака Iron Bolt. Это значит, что они смогут выпускать презервативы, лубриканты и т. п.
Однако пока компания остановится только на продаже презервативов, которые могут появиться уже в сентя…
🤔69🗿39😁27👍2❤1
Showing the 12 most recent of 80 posts we hold for @kate_and_secrets. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@kate_and_secrets edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
10 August 2026
Most recent edit
13 August 2026
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Дорогие, давайте совместно выберем тему следующей недели! Голосуйте за самую интересную 💘
☀️ Как время суток влияет на секс; как подобрать идеальное время для себя и партнёра33%
🫦 Вуайеризм (что это такое и отклонение ли)23%
👫 Пространство в паре: какие существуют форматы (постельный развод, гостевой брак и др.) и зачем они43%
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 80 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 22 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 4 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“На связи Катины секреты” (@kate_and_secrets), 45,030 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kate_and_secrets.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.