کانال طنز 💖معلمان شاد💖
https://t.me/+QKBOdXEKwlqyc7UK
نگاهی طنز به رویدادهای آموزش و پرورش و نقد مسائل سیاسی، اجتماعی و آموزشی
مجلهای برای ارتباط معلمان، اولیا، دانشجویان، اساتید و همه فرهیختگان
Created
15 December 2016 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
International news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 87% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
59 measurements spanning 90 days, net +868. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 49,768–50,896 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 59
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
3 Nov 2026, 13:21
50,766
+20
2 Nov 2026, 10:29
50,746
+15
1 Nov 2026, 08:46
50,731
+6
31 Oct 2026, 10:58
50,725
+27
30 Oct 2026, 11:16
50,698
+2
29 Oct 2026, 08:06
50,696
+14
28 Oct 2026, 04:31
50,682
+16
27 Oct 2026, 01:31
50,666
+18
26 Oct 2026, 01:58
50,648
+10
25 Oct 2026, 00:27
50,638
-10
23 Oct 2026, 23:59
50,648
+13
22 Oct 2026, 21:10
50,635
+8
21 Oct 2026, 17:09
50,627
-13
20 Oct 2026, 15:01
50,640
-1
19 Oct 2026, 17:20
50,641
+22
17 Oct 2026, 16:17
50,619
+23
16 Oct 2026, 14:28
50,596
+20
15 Oct 2026, 14:56
50,576
+19
14 Oct 2026, 14:09
50,557
+21
13 Oct 2026, 02:47
50,536
first reading
Engagement
2,845 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 181 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
12.2%
avg views ÷ 50,766 subscribers
Avg views / post
6,170
856 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.12%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
856
of 2,845 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 853 of 856 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 4 November 2026
Posts held
2,845 (5 August 2026 – 4 November 2026)
Views total
5,280,306
Reactions total
111,746
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
4 Nov 2026, 12:16 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈97,200
Videos
≈49,900
Links
≈3,470
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 4 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
5h 07m
Average length
52s
Measured directly from 354 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
142,880 reactions across 997 posts, in 26 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 18.8% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👍
26,859
18.8%
🤬
25,939
18.2%
😁
20,552
14.4%
🤣
18,037
12.6%
❤
14,950
10.5%
👏
10,608
7.42%
😢
5,518
3.86%
👎
4,455
3.12%
😭
3,346
2.34%
💔
3,072
2.15%
😱
2,150
1.50%
🥴
1,679
1.18%
🤔
1,498
1.05%
😐
797
0.558%
👌
687
0.481%
🤯
672
0.47%
🔥
583
0.408%
😍
481
0.337%
🙏
240
0.168%
🗿
237
0.166%
6 further kinds
520
0.364%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 997 of the 1,000 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 142,880 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 30 September 2026 to 4 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 1,000 we hold a reading for · 0.1%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @moallemshad. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold for this entry (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 30 September 2026 to 4 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 159 of 856 posts held from the last 30 days (18.6%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
جراح داوطلبی که در سالهای ۲۰۲۴ و ۲۰۲۵ در غزه فعالیت کرده بود، از نیوجرسی در مجلس نمایندگان آمریکا انتخاب شد
آدام حمودی، پزشک مصری تبار سابقه فعالیت پزشکی درمانی در جنگ عراق و غزه را دارد. او خواهان توقف کمک های نظامی آمریکا به اسرائیل و تمرکز بر ارائه خدمات بهداشتی درمانی است
@moallemshad
این دنیا فقط شنیدن یه انشالله و الحمدالله از زبون یه سناتور آمریکایی به نام ممد عبدالرحمن السید قرمساق اخوانالمسلمینی با خندههای شخمی به ما بدهکار بود.
طعنه کمونیست مسلمان و حامی تروریسم عبدل السید به جیدی ونس: حبیبی، باید مراسم سوگند مرا برگزار کنی!/عبدل السید، نامزد دموکراتی که پیروزی خود در انتخابات سنای میشیگان را اعلام کرده، خطاب به معاون رئیسجمهور آمریکا گفت: «جیدی، حبیبی! طنز شیرین ماجرا اینجاست که طبق…
آیتالله مجتبی خامنه ای:
نتایج انتخابات آمریکا هیچ تاثیری توی دشمنی اونا با ایران نداره. هرکسی فکر کنه تغییر حزب حاکم در آمریکا؛ تاثیری توی رفتار اونا داره یا با دادن امتیاز میشه اونا رو از دشمنی منصرف کرد؛ سخت در اشتباهه. اگه دست به اقدام نظامی بزنن پاسخ گسترده تری میدیم. افسانه شکست ناپذیری آمریکا به اتمام رسیده.
@moallemshad
قمار نیممیلیارد دلاری ایلان ماسک روی جمهوریخواهان؛ پولها رفت، کنگره هم از دست رفت
🔹بر اساس بررسی اسناد مالی فدرال، ماسک تا ۱۴ اکتبر ۲۰۲۶ دستکم ۴۴۵.۶ میلیون دلار برای حمایت از جریانها و نامزدهای جمهوریخواه هزینه کرده بود. این رقم او را با فاصله قابل توجهی در صدر فهرست بزرگترین کمککنندگان مالی انتخابات میاندورهای آمریکا قرار داد
@moallemshad
‼️ با پیروزی دموکراتها احتمالا تا حداکثر دو ماه آینده، جنگ اصلی و نهایی ایران و آمریکا شروع میشه!
دلیلش واضحه، با پیروزی دموکراتها، ترامپ و جمهوری خواهها میفهمن که قراره به زودی و تا
۲ ماه دیگه کنگره جدید تشکیل بشه و اختیاراتشون کاهش پیدا کنه.
دموکراتها میتونن بودجه نظامی و عملیات خارجی رو تحت فشار قرار بدن و جلسه نظارتی و تحقیقاتی در مورد تصمیمات دولت انجام بدن.
پس توی همین مدت خیلی کمی که پس از پیروزی دموکرات…
روانبخش، نماینده قم:
آنچه امروز تو آمریکا اتفاق افتاد پیروزی ملت ایرانه. دموکراتها باید بدونن اگه همون مسیر جمهوریخواهان و ترامپ رو ادامه بدن، سرنوشت مشابهی در انتظارشونه.
آمریکا، ناتو و اسرائیل باید در برابر ملت ایران تسلیم بشن.
@moallemshad
توئیت قالیباف:
چه از روی وجدان و چه از فشار خرج و مخارج زندگی، مردم آمریکا به جنگ «نه» گفتند و ما هم این پیام را تأیید میکنیم.
اگر دولت آمریکا به خواست عمومی مردم خود خیانت کند تا به اربابان و باجگیران بینالمللی خدمت کند، خواهد فهمید پاسخ ما به کابوسی برای دولت آمریکا تبدیل خواهد شد.
@moallemshad
🤣64🤬28👍11👎4❤1
Showing the 12 most recent of 2,845 posts we hold for @moallemshad. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@moallemshad edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
10 August 2026
Most recent edit
16 October 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 15 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 25 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
امور مالی حسابداری آ. پ @medumalii · 26,197 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 13 September 2026
معلمان ابتدایی @iranamuzesh · 22,878 Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 19 September 2026
کارگزینی آموزش و پرورش ( اطلاعیه محور) @kargoziniap · 73,724 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 19 August 2026
کارگزینی و رفاه @edultms · 33,853 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 3 September 2026
کانال اجرایی مدارس کشور @schoolbank · 38,061 Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 31 August 2026
کانال ضمن خدمت فرهنگیان @zmnekhedmatfarhangian · 44,934 Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 27 August 2026
ضمن خدمت فرهنگیان @ltimss · 48,774 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 25 August 2026
اخبار فرهنگیان @FarhangianNews1 · 19,204 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 2 October 2026
کانال مطالبات فرهنگیان کشور @motalebatfarhangian · 63,369 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 21 August 2026
خبرویژه تایباد و... @khabarvijehtaybad · 18,803 Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 50 here — alongside 49 others — read 5 October 2026
ضمن خدمت :سوالات دوره ها @ltmssoal · 86,044 Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 17 August 2026
فرهنگیان خوزستان @FARHANGIANKHUZESTAN · 21,138 Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 23 September 2026
طب قدیم @tebeold2 · 19,026 Telegram ranks this channel #40 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 3 October 2026
کارگزینی آموزش وپرورش @kargozinne · 24,262 Telegram ranks this channel #41 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 16 September 2026
کارگزینی آموزش و پرورش @farhangian120 · 102,124 Telegram ranks this channel #41 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 17 August 2026
کمپین حمایت از بازنشستگان @bazneshasteha · 20,228 Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 78 here — alongside 77 others — read 27 September 2026
دیواندره پلاس @divandare_plas · 21,516 Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 56 here — alongside 55 others — read 24 September 2026
فرهنگیان @farhangisf · 21,068 Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 24 September 2026
کانال گلستان ، گرگان @kahbarGolestangorgan · 32,599 Telegram ranks this channel #54 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 4 September 2026
💞👈متنــآهنگ👉💞 @Matn_ahang_channel · 25,110 Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 14 September 2026
کانال محمد مهدویفر @mahdavifar2021 · 36,376 Telegram ranks this channel #61 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 1 September 2026
آموزش و درمان اختلالات یادگیری @iranianld · 29,850 Telegram ranks this channel #64 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 8 September 2026
کانال ابرگروه آزمون های ضمن خدمت و تعامل فرهنگیان کشور @AzmoonhayeFarhangeyan · 37,927 Telegram ranks this channel #72 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 31 August 2026
کانال محتوا و نمونه سوال دوره های ضمن خدمت فرهنگیان @MohtavaNemunesoal · 62,666 Telegram ranks this channel #87 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 21 August 2026
This channel appears in 24 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“معلمان شاد” (@moallemshad), 50,766 subscribers as measured 3 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/moallemshad.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.