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@nocrime

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22,076subscribers

+406 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001113107968
TypeChannel
Username@nocrime
DescriptionПродвигаем футбольную поп-культуру с 2017-го года По всем вопросам: @kara_te Регистрация в перечне РКН: https://clck.ru/3SXAN3
Created23 April 2017measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live21 August 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 21 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/nocrime

Growth

21,55122,07621,813.56 August 2026 — 21,670 subscribers6 August 2026 — 21,654 subscribers8 August 2026 — 21,607 subscribers9 August 2026 — 21,576 subscribers10 August 2026 — 21,572 subscribers11 August 2026 — 21,562 subscribers12 August 2026 — 21,551 subscribers13 August 2026 — 21,577 subscribers14 August 2026 — 21,617 subscribers16 August 2026 — 21,613 subscribers17 August 2026 — 21,649 subscribers18 August 2026 — 21,636 subscribers19 August 2026 — 21,853 subscribers20 August 2026 — 21,970 subscribers21 August 2026 — 22,076 subscribers6 August 202621 August 2026
15 measurements spanning 16 days, net +406. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 21,472–22,155 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
21 Aug 2026, 15:1522,076+106
20 Aug 2026, 14:2421,970+117
19 Aug 2026, 15:0721,853+217
18 Aug 2026, 11:3721,636-13
17 Aug 2026, 13:0621,649+36
16 Aug 2026, 05:5621,613-4
14 Aug 2026, 16:3521,617+40
13 Aug 2026, 06:1721,577+26
12 Aug 2026, 03:1121,551-11
11 Aug 2026, 04:2221,562-10
10 Aug 2026, 05:0121,572-4
9 Aug 2026, 06:4121,576-31
8 Aug 2026, 03:1621,607-47
6 Aug 2026, 23:4421,654-16
6 Aug 2026, 02:4521,670first reading

Engagement

71 posts held, back to 31 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 34 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
22.7%
avg views ÷ 22,076 subscribers
Avg views / post
5,010
71 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.36%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
71
of 71 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 21 August 2026
Posts held71 (31 July 202621 August 2026)
Views total355,880
Reactions total8,385
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken22 Aug 2026, 08:51 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
7,280
Videos
2,350
Links
3,320

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
21m 04s
Average length
32s

Measured directly from 39 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

7,824 reactions across 65 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 73.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🤣5,78073.9%
🔥7339.37%
4866.21%
👍3504.47%
💩2843.63%
🤯911.16%
🍾400.511%
👎230.294%
😢190.243%
💯100.128%
🗿50.064%
💔30.038%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 71 of the 71 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,385reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 71 most recent posts we hold, published 31 July 2026 to 21 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
2
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 71 we hold a reading for · 1%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @nocrime. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 71 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 31 July 2026 to 21 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

21 Aug 2026, 18:05 UTC≈2,340 views108 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Video

❗Главный тренер «Норвича» Филипп Клеман на послематчевой пресс-конференции зачитал названия 81 страны в которых используется ВАР: так бельгиец отреагировал на решение арбитра засчитать победный гол соперника, который был забит рукой. ВАР в Чемпионшипе отсутствует. Для полного погружения бахнул сверху минус кровостоковской «Биографии» — этот тренер ещё никогда не звучал так брутально. 🤩 Подпишись на Ноу криминалити

🤣70👍23🔥114

21 Aug 2026, 13:52 UTC≈2,740 views75 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Video

🔥Новичок «Ковентри» Сидики Шериф превратил клубное флеш-вью в новый мем: всё шло по сценарию, пока на просьбу описать стиль своей игры строго тремя словами, Сидики не ответил: «Я ЛЮБЛЮ ПИЦЦУ». Теперь у сммщиков «Ковентри» есть завирусившийся контент, а еще неплохая база для коллаборации с Додо и черепашками-ниндзя. 🤩 Подпишись на Ноу криминалити

🤣722💩1

21 Aug 2026, 10:33 UTC≈3,110 views73 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Video

Он вернулся! Зёленый дилдо, который год назад кошмарил женскую НБА и НФЛ снова в деле: на этот раз силиконовый pitch invasion случился на матче между «Атлантой Дрим» и «ЛА Спаркс». Отдаём должное выдержке прекрасных дам — инцидент никак не сказался на игре, зато позволил одной из баскетболисток продемонстрировать замечательные навыки пинания х#ёв. Кислотный дилдо, хей! 🤩 Подпишись на Ноу криминалити

🤣65🤯42🔥2

20 Aug 2026, 20:00 UTC≈3,950 views151 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Video

⚡️Телевизионщики Sky Sport засняли один из лучших сюжетов в истории крикета. Спасибо за это говорим двум персонажам: мужику, который с первого раза не донёс алко до базы и гениальному оператору, заснявшему второй и успешный поход за пивасиком. Ну и нельзя не отметить как жирно оба видоса подсвечивают соответствующие титры и саундтреки – смотрите обязательно со звуком. 🤩 Подпишись на Ноу криминалити

🔥79🤣3831👍3

20 Aug 2026, 14:09 UTC≈3,720 views71 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Video

Я: смотрю регби Регби, когда в комнату заходит мама:

🤣71

20 Aug 2026, 12:53 UTC≈3,680 views181 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Forwarded from @sapogoalPhoto

Алексей Батраков и Ирина Подшибякина наслаждаются видом на поле за несколько часов перед официальной презентацией игрока в составе «Галатасарая». VIP-ложа стадиона «РАМС Парк». Стамбул. Наши дни

🤣166👎64🍾2🔥1🤯1😢1

20 Aug 2026, 12:25 UTC≈3,490 views80 reactionsread 22 August 2026

Posted without readable text

🔥47👍14🤣136

20 Aug 2026, 09:20 UTC≈3,580 views107 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Photo

Судя по этому свежему посту, для выхода в сеть гении из ФИФА используют Internet Explorer 🤩 Подпишись на Ноу криминалити

🤣98👍5🔥4

19 Aug 2026, 19:09 UTC≈4,050 views56 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Photo

❗LEGO и Nike создали конструктор кроссовок: за 100 баксов из 1093 элементов можно собрать легендарные Air Force 1, включая шнурки и фирменный найковский свуш. Фишка набора — стелька-трансформер, которая превращается в баскетбольную площадку с мини-космонавтом, выполняющим броски. Красоту обещают дропнуть 1 сентября, а значит наступать голой пяткой на кусочек Lego скоро станет еще приятнее. 🤩 Подпишись на Ноу крими

🔥40🤣12💩4

19 Aug 2026, 14:29 UTC≈4,160 views106 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Photo

4 года назад Лео Федун ушел из «Спартака», оставив наследие в виде чемпионства, Кубка и Суперкубка страны, четвертьфинала ЛЕ и нового домашнего стадиона. А еще благодаря Арнольдычу у нас появился один из лучших заголовков в истории отечественной спортивной журналистики. Спасибо за всё, легенда. 🤩 Подпишись на Ноу криминалити

🤣75💩13👍115👎1🔥1

19 Aug 2026, 10:13 UTC≈14,900 views56 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Photo

РОЗЫГРЫШ ОРИГИНАЛЬНОЙ ФУТБОЛКИ МАДРИДСКОГО «РЕАЛА» Разыгрываем культовое джерси — футболку в которой королевский клуб провёл суперуспешный сезон 2021/22 в Ла Лиге и ЛЧ. Как выиграть? 1. Подписаться на La Saeta Rubia — главный тг-канал о «Реале» 2. Подписаться на Ноу криминалити — канал о футбольной поп-культуре и медиа 3. Нажать кнопку «¡HALA MADRID!» Бот рандомно выберет победителя 27 августа. Удачи!

27🔥11🍾7👍6💩4👎1

19 Aug 2026, 09:09 UTC≈3,990 views86 reactionsread 22 August 2026
Video

ABSOLUTE CINEMA: после выхода албанского «Динамо» в следующий раунд Кубка конференций, президент клуба ворвался в раздевалку и натурально забросал своих игроков баблом. Для исторического выхода в основную сетку албанцам осталось обыграть кипрский «Пафос» и тогда босс «Динамо» одной барсеткой с евро уже не отделается. Игроки будут вправе потребовать от него полноценный «золотой дождь». Ну то есть, я имею в виду мног

🤣72🔥86

Showing the 12 most recent of 71 posts we hold for @nocrime. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Posts edited after publishing

@nocrime edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
9 August 2026
Most recent edit
15 August 2026

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 9,462 of 1,581,209entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 25 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Мутко против
@offsider · 66,132
Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 99 here — alongside 98 others — read 21 August 2026
OFNEWS / Околоспортивные Новости
@ofnews · 85,880
Telegram ranks this channel #31 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 18 August 2026
Okko Спорт
@okkosport · 162,362
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 12 August 2026
«Футбольный клуб» Василия Уткина
@QryaProDucktion · 63,328
Telegram ranks this channel #54 of 98 here — alongside 97 others — read 21 August 2026
Первый спорт
@pervsport · 93,391
Telegram ranks this channel #55 of 99 here — alongside 98 others — read 16 August 2026
Фабрика Футбола
@mborzykin · 116,868
Telegram ranks this channel #78 of 98 here — alongside 97 others — read 14 August 2026

This channel appears in 6 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 21 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Ноу криминалити” (@nocrime), 22,076 subscribers as measured 21 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/nocrime.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.