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Shower Thoughts 🚿

@showerthoughts

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36,370subscribers

-74 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001132580599
TypeChannel
Username@showerthoughts
Description🚿 Send us thoughts through @showerthoughts_robot, and we'll publish them in the @showerthoughts channel. 📢 Group: t.me/+RIStoCmJw66_3mdW 👤 Support: t.me/+URlZNDiYoc7Mp-q4 🔗 Sources: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts + our valued contributors
Created7 August 2017measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live22 August 2026
Measurements held16
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 22 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/showerthoughts

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

36,37036,44436,4076 August 2026 — 36,444 subscribers6 August 2026 — 36,429 subscribers7 August 2026 — 36,428 subscribers8 August 2026 — 36,430 subscribers9 August 2026 — 36,438 subscribers10 August 2026 — 36,422 subscribers11 August 2026 — 36,416 subscribers13 August 2026 — 36,412 subscribers14 August 2026 — 36,407 subscribers15 August 2026 — 36,404 subscribers17 August 2026 — 36,398 subscribers18 August 2026 — 36,386 subscribers19 August 2026 — 36,385 subscribers20 August 2026 — 36,384 subscribers21 August 2026 — 36,377 subscribers22 August 2026 — 36,370 subscribers6 August 202622 August 2026
16 measurements spanning 16 days, net -74. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 36,359–36,455 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
22 Aug 2026, 10:2536,370-7
21 Aug 2026, 01:2436,377-7
20 Aug 2026, 04:0836,384-1
19 Aug 2026, 07:4136,385-1
18 Aug 2026, 08:4536,386-12
17 Aug 2026, 10:2336,398-6
15 Aug 2026, 16:1436,404-3
14 Aug 2026, 05:3536,407-5
13 Aug 2026, 01:3436,412-4
11 Aug 2026, 22:5236,416-6
10 Aug 2026, 20:2536,422-16
9 Aug 2026, 21:3136,438+8
8 Aug 2026, 20:0436,430+2
7 Aug 2026, 18:4136,428-1
6 Aug 2026, 19:5236,429-15
6 Aug 2026, 03:3336,444first reading

Engagement

107 posts held, back to 1 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 35 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
5.53%
avg views ÷ 36,370 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,010
107 posts measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
107
of 107 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 August 2026
Posts held107 (1 August 202622 August 2026)
Views total215,300
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken22 Aug 2026, 16:27 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
12
Links
2,440

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Recent posts

22 Aug 2026, 16:14 UTC166 viewsread 22 August 2026

A husband can be forced to pay child support for his wife’s affair baby, but a wife can never be forced to pay child support for her husband’s affair baby.

22 Aug 2026, 12:14 UTC573 viewsread 22 August 2026

The mass of the Earth has been decreasing since we started sending satellites into space.

22 Aug 2026, 04:14 UTC861 viewsread 22 August 2026

It's kind of weird that we just squeeze cows and then pour that on our cereal.

21 Aug 2026, 23:14 UTC≈1,090 viewsread 22 August 2026

Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington and Jason Statham play the same characters in each of their movies, and it makes their roles memorable. The Rock plays the same character in every movie and it makes his roles forgettable.

21 Aug 2026, 13:14 UTC≈1,310 viewsread 22 August 2026

When we blink, we close both eyes at the same time. It might have been better to do it alternatively, so we would always have one eye open.

21 Aug 2026, 09:14 UTC≈1,390 viewsread 22 August 2026

As much as construction worker’s attire protects them from head to toe. They probably wouldn’t last long in a war.

21 Aug 2026, 04:14 UTC≈1,460 viewsread 22 August 2026

People with a bunch of plastic surgery probably don’t think they are the reason their kids are ugly.

21 Aug 2026, 04:14 UTC≈1,440 viewsread 22 August 2026

Is earth called earth because it comes from the Earth or is Earth called Earth because it’s made of earth?

21 Aug 2026, 02:14 UTC≈1,470 viewsread 22 August 2026

Everyone is so quick to correct people calling tomato a vegetable, yet nobody ever corrects the usage of mushrooms.

21 Aug 2026, 02:14 UTC≈1,400 viewsread 22 August 2026

The “Daily Double” sound effect on Jeopardy! is the same rhythm as the famous Phil Collins drum solo from “In the Air Tonight”.

21 Aug 2026, 02:14 UTC≈1,350 viewsread 22 August 2026

Hearing something move in another room is scary. Hearing it stop after you move is worse.

20 Aug 2026, 23:14 UTC≈1,350 viewsread 22 August 2026

Anything that eats ants eventually gets eaten by ants in the end.

Showing the 12 most recent of 107 posts we hold for @showerthoughts. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 119,380 of 1,583,249entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Century Cinema 🌎
@century_cinema · 73,617
Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 19 August 2026
Sarcasm
@sarcasm9 · 62,229
Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 22 August 2026
Politically Incorrect
@politicallyincorrectjokes · 59,432
Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 22 August 2026
GAST Cinema 🎥🍿
@gastcinema · 66,339
Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 59 here — alongside 58 others — read 21 August 2026
Memes
@bestmemes · 105,463
Telegram ranks this channel #55 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 15 August 2026
Programmer Jokes
@programmerjokes · 107,588
Telegram ranks this channel #84 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 15 August 2026

This channel appears in 6 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Shower Thoughts 🚿” (@showerthoughts), 36,370 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/showerthoughts.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.