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Лапша и вопросы

@snimulapshu

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5,396subscribers

-65 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001462875337
TypeChannel
Username@snimulapshu
Created16 February 2020measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live18 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 18 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/snimulapshu

Topic

Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 53% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

5,3965,4615,428.56 August 2026 — 5,461 subscribers6 August 2026 — 5,461 subscribers10 August 2026 — 5,451 subscribers13 August 2026 — 5,450 subscribers17 August 2026 — 5,447 subscribers20 August 2026 — 5,445 subscribers23 August 2026 — 5,444 subscribers26 August 2026 — 5,439 subscribers30 August 2026 — 5,438 subscribers1 September 2026 — 5,422 subscribers5 September 2026 — 5,419 subscribers10 September 2026 — 5,413 subscribers14 September 2026 — 5,409 subscribers18 September 2026 — 5,396 subscribers6 August 202618 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 43 days, net -65. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 5,386–5,471 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
18 Sept 2026, 16:405,396-13
14 Sept 2026, 03:585,409-4
10 Sept 2026, 19:415,413-6
5 Sept 2026, 19:365,419-3
1 Sept 2026, 19:585,422-16
30 Aug 2026, 03:575,438-1
26 Aug 2026, 22:075,439-5
23 Aug 2026, 17:465,444-1
20 Aug 2026, 06:445,445-2
17 Aug 2026, 10:485,447-3
13 Aug 2026, 11:485,450-1
10 Aug 2026, 01:465,451-10
6 Aug 2026, 10:325,461no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:485,461first reading

Engagement

18 posts held, back to 27 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 8 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 56s
Average length
1m 56s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

447 reactions across 18 posts, in 19 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍12327.5%
😁9821.9%
🤣4510.1%
💯388.50%
🤡347.61%
276.04%
👌255.59%
🤬184.03%
👎132.91%
🦄51.12%
🤷‍♂40.895%
🥱30.671%
🥴30.671%
👀20.447%
🔥20.447%
🖕20.447%
🤮20.447%
🫡20.447%
👾10.224%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 447 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
7
across the posts below
Posts paid on
6
of 18 we hold a reading for · 33%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @snimulapshu. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 18 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 27 July 2026 to 10 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

10 Aug 2026, 20:15 UTC897 views18 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Стоит напомнить молодым читателям, что во время второй интифады арабские террористы захватили Храм Рождества Христова в Вифлееме, и 39 дней держали в заложниках около 200 священнослужителей. Только благодаря виртуозам переговорной группы АОИ, все священники остались живы, а террористов выслали за границу. https://t.me/DurnolistChronic/11280

👍17😁1

10 Aug 2026, 20:05 UTC672 views8 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Вот, кстати Айта а-Шааб. А сейчас расскажите мне, что собирались делать там какое-то слесари из Бинт Джбель?

7🔥1

10 Aug 2026, 10:48 UTC780 views14 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Хмзбаллоны держат своих подписчиков за идиотов, или сами идиоты. В одном и том же абзаце указывают два разных населенных пункта, а показывают их как будто это одно и то же место. Не будьте идиотами, читайте вдумчиво, и не давайте вешать вам лапшу на уши.

😁14

10 Aug 2026, 05:38 UTC987 views25 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026
Photo

У любителей арабов прямо яйца прищемило по вопросам точности границ Ливана. Якобы Израиль намекает, что весь юг Ливана уже засчитали израильским. Ну если так, то почему вы не празднуете то, что Голаны вернули Сирии, а территория "Западного Берега" вдруг растянулась аж до озера Кинерет? Счастье то какое! Ну а дальше у Египта появилась сухопутная граница с Саудовской Аравией, тем самым перекрыли проклятым сионистам вых

💯241

9 Aug 2026, 20:57 UTC924 views30 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026
Video

Офицеры бедуинского батальона были пойманы на соучастии в контрабанде целых фур в Газу. Но тут проблема не в том, что они бедуины, а в том, что очень ужь легкие и большие деньги там крутятся. Вон, даже брат главы ШАБАКа этим занимался. Но тут стоит поговорить о другом вопросе связанном с "отдельными подразделениями" связанным с тем откуда солдаты туда приходят. Одна из проблем "отдельных" подразделений в том, что он

👍23🤬61

9 Aug 2026, 07:24 UTC939 views36 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026

ХАМАС еще не разоружился, а правительство уже разрешило начать строительство нового района на месте восточных районов Рафиаха. А еще, бетонные заводы, построенные на деньги министерства обороны, и задействованые в затоплении тоннелей ХАМАСа в Газе, переходят под руководство американцев. Интересно зачем американцам мощности по производству бетона на границе с Газой? Помнится с пеной у рта кричали, что не будет восст

👍16🤬12🤡5😁21

8 Aug 2026, 19:15 UTC861 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Forwarded from @intellinews_russianPhoto

Доброго Шаббатнего утра, уважаемые подписчики. Вчера были уплачены первые 5000 шекелей в магазин за подарочные наборы. Рош ХаШана уже 11 сентября, а значит времени у нас остается все меньше и меньше. Давайте попытаемся охватить, как можно больше солдат нашим проектом "Народ Израиля с бойцами" и подарить им улыбки и частичку тепла от народа Израиля. Поддержать проект можно через: 🚨🔹Bit:🚨 👇👇👇👇👇 0584755512 🔹 PayBo

🖕2🤡2

7 Aug 2026, 20:59 UTC986 views4 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Ты меня опередил. Речь идет о вот такой футболке.

👍4

7 Aug 2026, 19:59 UTC≈1,000 views14 reactionsread 12 August 2026

Скоро нам расскажут, что это командующий северным округом, выпускник программы Векснера, и известный левак не разрешает наносить удары по Хизбалле. А вот министр обороны, а тем более премьер-министр всегда были за то, чтобы за каждый чих разнести пол-Бейрута. https://t.me/Trueisrael/37407

💯121👀1

7 Aug 2026, 17:49 UTC≈1,010 views41 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026
Photo

Бинт Джбейл и Айта а-Шааб уже давно не существуют, там никто не живёт и израильские войска далеко на севере и западе от этих городов. Непонятно какую сеть они там чинили. Там нет никаких "местных жителей". Так какого хрена делали эти "безработные" в Айта а-Шааб? Этот район полностью и давно под израильским контролем. Если этот инцидент действительно произошёл и там, где говорят, что он произошел, то этим ребятам там

👍34👌52

6 Aug 2026, 19:46 UTC≈1,130 views31 reactionsread 12 August 2026
Photo

Недавнее наводнение маррокканцев в Сеуте раскрыло масштабы невежества некоторых авторов. Вот еще один такой. Михаил Алаеддин, глава бюро РИА Новости в Ливане и Сирии, оказался очередным невеждой. Но чего ожидать? Он и родной Ливан-то не очень хорошо знает.

😁301

6 Aug 2026, 05:15 UTC≈1,290 views35 reactions1 Starread 12 August 2026

Ну что там с Кирпиченком-то? Великий историк (ну так, ни одной научной работы он не опубликовал, только книженки-ширпотреб), эксперт по Израилю (фактически россиянин, который уже много лет не живет в Израиле), ледоруб, ой опечатка, правдоруб, и большой друг угнтенных арабов уже два дня как исчез. Замучали в подвалах, или славная адвокат-коммунистка, Инна Лед, его уже вызволила из лап фашистов?

👌20🤣13🤮2

Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @snimulapshu. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Posts edited after publishing

@snimulapshu edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
8 August 2026
Most recent edit
8 August 2026

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

The Peacemaker
@migdalsergei · 26,081
Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 13 September 2026
Исламизм от иноагента
@irandezhurniy · 21,860
Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 22 September 2026
Коля Хадашот
@gurevichonline · 42,037
Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 29 August 2026
Макс Бродский - Мысли вслух - 🇮🇱 Новости Израиль | Ближний Восток
@max_brodsky2 · 23,062
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 19 September 2026
Мезуза
@mesusah · 26,854
Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 11 September 2026
Дмитрий Дубов
@dubovd · 38,668
Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 31 August 2026
Восточный Синдром
@vostochnysyndrome · 83,635
Telegram ranks this channel #33 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 18 August 2026
Война и мир на Ближнем Востоке- Дина Лиснянская.
@crescentscroissants · 54,455
Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 23 August 2026
Abu Ali Express in English
@englishabuali · 35,358
Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 2 September 2026
Обзиратель. Война на Ближнем Востоке ⚔️
@obzirate1 · 37,593
Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 31 August 2026
Ближний В. (мои 5 агорот)
@romanaboutmeast · 28,514
Telegram ranks this channel #37 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 9 September 2026
Левиатан | Новости Израиля
@israelvoice · 24,398
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 16 September 2026
Израиль по-русски
@IsraelinRussian · 46,160
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 27 August 2026
Израильские трудовыебудни
@Trueisrael · 132,397
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 13 August 2026
Люди за Израиль | Новости Израиля
@humansforisrael · 43,770
Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 28 August 2026
Война с Ордой. Сергей Ауслендер
@voinasordoy · 200,967
Telegram ranks this channel #53 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 11 August 2026
Голденберг говорит
@goldenberg_g · 24,627
Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 15 September 2026
Продавец фиников
@mayofis · 27,127
Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 11 September 2026
Сегодня | Израиль
@segodnyail · 55,937
Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 23 August 2026
ИнтеллиНьюз - Израиль и Ближний Восток. Все о безопасности
@intellinews_russian · 60,505
Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 22 August 2026
Дежурный по Израилю
@israeltoday · 140,382
Telegram ranks this channel #56 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 13 August 2026
Стена плача
@western_wall · 28,887
Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 9 September 2026
Ezra Mor Youtube Show
@EzraMorYoutubeShow · 29,292
Telegram ranks this channel #59 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 8 September 2026
Радио Хамсин | Борис Миркин
@RadioHamsin · 25,107
Telegram ranks this channel #67 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 14 September 2026

This channel appears in 34 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Лапша и вопросы” (@snimulapshu), 5,396 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/snimulapshu.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.