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сомнительные медицинские мемы

@som_memes

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10,717subscribers

-86 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001391344359
TypeChannel
Username@som_memes
CreatedBetween 1 April 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded12 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 September 2026
Measurements held23
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 9 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/som_memes

Growth

10,71710,80310,76012 August 2026 — 10,803 subscribers13 August 2026 — 10,801 subscribers14 August 2026 — 10,798 subscribers16 August 2026 — 10,796 subscribers17 August 2026 — 10,793 subscribers18 August 2026 — 10,791 subscribers19 August 2026 — 10,789 subscribers20 August 2026 — 10,788 subscribers21 August 2026 — 10,780 subscribers22 August 2026 — 10,773 subscribers24 August 2026 — 10,767 subscribers25 August 2026 — 10,766 subscribers26 August 2026 — 10,765 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,763 subscribers28 August 2026 — 10,761 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,745 subscribers30 August 2026 — 10,744 subscribers31 August 2026 — 10,740 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,732 subscribers2 September 2026 — 10,734 subscribers4 September 2026 — 10,727 subscribers6 September 2026 — 10,718 subscribers9 September 2026 — 10,717 subscribers12 August 20269 September 2026
23 measurements spanning 28 days, net -86. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,704–10,816 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 23
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Sept 2026, 17:1510,717-1
6 Sept 2026, 12:4010,718-9
4 Sept 2026, 03:1810,727-7
2 Sept 2026, 17:0810,734+2
1 Sept 2026, 15:0610,732-8
31 Aug 2026, 14:3710,740-4
30 Aug 2026, 17:0510,744-1
29 Aug 2026, 17:2410,745-16
28 Aug 2026, 14:5310,761-2
27 Aug 2026, 14:3310,763-2
26 Aug 2026, 13:3810,765-1
25 Aug 2026, 12:5510,766-1
24 Aug 2026, 10:0710,767-6
22 Aug 2026, 19:5710,773-7
21 Aug 2026, 08:2610,780-8
20 Aug 2026, 08:2210,788-1
19 Aug 2026, 09:5610,789-2
18 Aug 2026, 11:5610,791-2
17 Aug 2026, 12:0810,793-3
16 Aug 2026, 03:3410,796first reading

Engagement

23 posts held, back to 28 March 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 25 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
31.4%
avg views ÷ 10,717 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,370
4 posts measured
Reaction rate
14.6%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
4
of 23 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 31 August 2026
Posts held23 (28 March 202631 August 2026)
Views total13,480
Reactions total1,973
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken1 Sept 2026, 20:25 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

8,627 reactions across 23 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 42.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
3,63342.1%
🤣1,19613.9%
❤‍🔥8279.59%
😭6036.99%
💊5175.99%
🌚3013.49%
🤬2943.41%
😢2582.99%
🤯2322.69%
😱1391.61%
🫡1381.60%
😇1231.43%
💯1131.31%
🎄690.8%
🤝630.73%
🕊560.649%
💔490.568%
🗿120.139%
🤮20.023%
😎10.012%
1 further kind10.012%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 23 of the 23 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8,627 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 23 most recent posts we hold, published 28 March 2026 to 31 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
42
across the posts below
Posts paid on
22
of 23 we hold a reading for · 96%
Most on one post
8
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @som_memes. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 23 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 28 March 2026 to 31 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

31 Aug 2026, 22:02 UTC≈1,870 views285 reactions1 Starread 1 September 2026
Photo

Когда скорая успела 🤝

200❤‍🔥56💊15🫡14

31 Aug 2026, 22:01 UTC≈2,260 views265 reactions1 Starread 1 September 2026

«Ребятушки, у меня так сильно колет за грудиной — никогда такого не было!» — эти слова пациент произнёс едва ли не в ту же секунду, как мы переступили порог квартиры. При первичном осмотре пациент производил тягостное впечатление. Лицо было мертвенно-бледным, в его чертах в чертах читался откровенный страх, а тело покрыто холодным потом. — Когда появилась боль? — спросил я, стараясь говорить спокойно, чтобы не усили

217🕊30❤‍🔥10🤯8

28 Aug 2026, 18:30 UTC≈3,310 views963 reactions7 Starsread 1 September 2026

Админ сдал аккредитацию и официально стал анестезиологом-реаниматологом 🤝

658❤‍🔥173🫡100🤯12💊10🤝9😭1

11 Aug 2026, 18:10 UTC≈6,040 views460 reactions2 Starsread 1 September 2026
Photo

Photo, posted without a caption

🤣36751❤‍🔥26😭8💯7🤮1

22 Jun 2026, 09:02 UTC≈8,990 views1,090 reactions5 Starsread 1 September 2026
Photo

Коллеги, админ окончил ординатуру по специальности анестезиология-реаниматология в НИИ им. Н. В. Склифосовского и успешно сдал ГОСы! Вот так быстро пролетело два года учёбы)

802❤‍🔥195💊57🫡19💯8🕊8🤮1

20 Jun 2026, 21:42 UTC≈8,080 views477 reactions8 Starsread 1 September 2026
Photo

Дорогие реаниматологи, терапевты, акушеры‑гинекологи, хирурги (вы не считаетесь), комбустиологи, токсикологи, сотрудники СМП и все прочие представители медицинских специальностей! Настоящие работяги, которые трудятся сутки через сутки за 50 000 рублей в месяц! Поднимем сегодня баночку анализов пациента с диабетическим кетоацидозом за всех нас и поздравим друг друга с Днём медицинского работника! Хочу, чтобы у каждо

369❤‍🔥81🤝22😱4🤣1

20 May 2026, 12:49 UTC≈7,970 views281 reactions1 Starread 1 September 2026
Photo

Пациент очень сильно устал

🤣222😭3418💊7

17 May 2026, 21:18 UTC≈9,230 views244 reactions1 Starread 1 September 2026
Photo

И такое бывает:

💊149😭44🤣30🌚96❤‍🔥2🕊2😇2

8 May 2026, 03:43 UTC≈9,570 views373 reactions1 Starread 1 September 2026

В 06:20 молодая пара, которая прекрасно провела время вместе в сочетании с алкоголем решила, что им пора домой. Девушка молодого человека ничего не нашла умного, как вызвать БИТ-бригаду на "без сознания, на лавочке" с целью того, чтобы скорая отвезла его до дома. Так ещё и предлагал денег на карту перевести. Уровень попогорения на максимум.

🤬294🤣4813😭8🗿6🌚4

30 Apr 2026, 09:20 UTC≈10,500 views240 reactions1 Starread 1 September 2026
Forwarded from @one_call_for_life

Всем привет! Позавчера, когда сдавал пациентку в СКЛИФе, следом за мной в приёмник зашла бригада коллег. Увидев их, я задумался: лицо у одного из них очень знакомо мне — молодой парень лет 25–27. Позже я понял, что это автор книги «От звонка до спасения» — Глеб Шамбовский. Решил в этом убедиться: подошёл к ним и спросил: — Коллеги, а вы с 13‑й подстанции? — Да, — ответил доктор с улыбкой. — Так вы же Глеб Шамбов

204💊18❤‍🔥11🤯6🤡1

28 Apr 2026, 03:26 UTC≈7,930 views289 reactions2 Starsread 1 September 2026
Photo

Дорогие коллеги, работающие на скорой помощи, поздравляю вас с профессиональным праздником! От всей души желаю, чтобы конфликтов и неприятных ситуаций с пациентами и врачами из приёмного отделения было как можно меньше, а вызовов по профилю и адекватных пациентов как можно больше. Пусть «кошачьи спинки» на ЭКГ встречаются реже, а рабочие смены проходят спокойно!

230💯26💔15❤‍🔥9🤝6😭3

27 Apr 2026, 05:04 UTC≈6,700 views350 reactions1 Starread 1 September 2026
Photo

Апрель радует глаз

💊206🎄69🤝2617😱17🗿6😭6❤‍🔥2

Showing the 12 most recent of 23 posts we hold for @som_memes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Записки судмедэксперта
@sudmednotes · 169,020
Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 12 August 2026
Немедицина
@ybody · 40,913
Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 61 here — alongside 60 others — read 29 August 2026
Медсестра!
@msestra · 45,008
Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 27 August 2026
Записки юного Вовчика
@medlci13 · 44,582
Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 28 August 2026
Истории со скорой
@komarova_88 · 114,955
Telegram ranks this channel #66 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 14 August 2026

This channel appears in 5 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“сомнительные медицинские мемы” (@som_memes), 10,717 subscribers as measured 9 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/som_memes.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.