Капельницу для ЗУМЕРОВ завезли в магазины — на полках заметили необычное желе со вкусом ИГРИСТОГО, которое выглядит как настоящая медицинская капельница. Можно такую же, но с кока-колой 👉
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Channel
@trendi
On this record: Topic · Observations · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · View velocity · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Domains linked from posts · Cite this entry
1,210,467subscribers
+83,860 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among the largest entries.
| Telegram ID | -1002505589892 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @trendi |
| Description | Пытаемся шарить за тренды в мире, где сегодня — это уже вчера. По рекламе: @maximillian Помощник: @justcage Работаем с @bidfox_news @Tgpodbor_official, @swaymedia, @Spiral_Yuri и perfluence. Реестр РКН: https://clck.ru/3MsLqE |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 6 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 63 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 6 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/trendi |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 70% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
On 4 of the 189 posts we watched over 30 days, the view counter climbed while the reaction counter stayed where it was — by more than this channel’s own reactions-per-view rate can account for. That rate, measured on this entry, is 0.0077 reactions per view.
| Post | Over | Views | Reactions | Expected |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| /810614 Oct 2026, 09:16 UTC | 31 minutes | 5,940 → 7,940at least +1,990 | 51 → 53at most +3 | +15.3 |
| /813716 Oct 2026, 16:23 UTC | 55 minutes | 6,320 → 8,580at least +2,250 | 35 → 38at most +4 | +17.3 |
| /814717 Oct 2026, 09:40 UTC | 59 minutes | 8,250 → 10,100at least +1,750 | 36 → 38at most +3 | +13.4 |
| /827527 Oct 2026, 08:53 UTC | 55 minutes | 9,510 → 11,200at least +1,590 | 61 → 62at most +2 | +12.2 |
Expected is the view gain multiplied by this channel’s own prior reactions-per-view rate over the same post — not a corpus average, so a channel whose audience never reacts is compared only against itself. Every interval is credited in the direction that makes the observation harder to record, never easier: t.me renders views and reactions to three significant figures above ~1,000, so a raw delta can be a rendering step. Every delta below is at least 4 x the coarser reading's step, the view gain is discounted by a full step and the reaction gain credited with one. Measured by tgregister velocity.py (our own t.me/s/ readings).
What this does and does not say. It says the two counters moved apart, by more than rounding and more than this channel’s own history predicts. It asserts no cause. Views arriving from outside Telegram, an embedded or forwarded copy of the post, and a burst of readers who simply do not react all produce this shape. This detector has recorded very few observations across the whole register, and its precision has not been measured; treat it as an anomaly worth looking at, not as a finding.
Recorded under the key view_reaction_decoupling, last confirmed 7 November 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Nov 2026, 22:19 | 1,210,467 | -6,764 |
| 5 Nov 2026, 19:18 | 1,217,231 | -1,357 |
| 4 Nov 2026, 22:30 | 1,218,588 | +7,977 |
| 3 Nov 2026, 23:16 | 1,210,611 | +4,267 |
| 2 Nov 2026, 22:25 | 1,206,344 | -6,019 |
| 2 Nov 2026, 00:55 | 1,212,363 | -6,445 |
| 1 Nov 2026, 03:15 | 1,218,808 | -6,139 |
| 31 Oct 2026, 00:56 | 1,224,947 | -7,452 |
| 29 Oct 2026, 23:39 | 1,232,399 | -2,671 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 21:16 | 1,235,070 | +6,434 |
| 27 Oct 2026, 22:54 | 1,228,636 | +7,546 |
| 26 Oct 2026, 23:46 | 1,221,090 | -3,272 |
| 26 Oct 2026, 02:17 | 1,224,362 | -6,200 |
| 25 Oct 2026, 05:20 | 1,230,562 | -1,098 |
| 24 Oct 2026, 02:27 | 1,231,660 | +7,062 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 01:18 | 1,224,598 | -3,718 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 22:37 | 1,228,316 | -7,478 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 18:00 | 1,235,794 | +5,545 |
| 19 Oct 2026, 18:47 | 1,230,249 | +4,678 |
| 18 Oct 2026, 18:48 | 1,225,571 | first reading |
688 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 189 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 November 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 688 (5 August 2026 – 7 November 2026) |
| Views total | 3,146,740 |
| Reactions total | 24,499 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Nov 2026, 18:40 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
How fast this channel’s own posts pick up views, from re-reading them repeatedly in the hours and days after they were published rather than the single reading most entries on this register get. Coverage is early and only a small minority of channels hold it at all — a gap in this section means the post has not been re-read again yet, not that nothing happened.
Computed from 189 of this channel’s own posts over the last 30 days: across 187 of this channel’s own posts with a clear reading, a typical one reaches half of its last-observed view count within 5.0 hours of being posted; a typical post has already reached 27.5% of its 24-hour view count within the first hour, and 72.3% within the first six; the median 24-hour reach across those posts is 12,300 views — 1.02% of this channel’s own subscriber count (90th percentile 19,240).
| Post | Readings | Latest reading | Curve | 24h reach | Half of last-observed views by |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| /84357 Nov 2026, 13:39 UTC | 936 minutes – 5.0 hours old | 4,390 views ~93 reactions | 60 minutes: 2,441 interp. → 3.0 hours: 3,660still climbing at last reading | not yet at 24h | 46 minutesprovisional — final view count still climbing |
| /84267 Nov 2026, 09:27 UTC | 183 minutes – 9.2 hours old | 6,270 views ~59 reactions | 60 minutes: 1,987 interp. → 3.0 hours: 3,059 interp. → 6.0 hours: 5,420still climbing at last reading | not yet at 24h | 3.2 hoursprovisional — final view count still climbing |
| /84246 Nov 2026, 16:29 UTC | 4631 minutes – 26 hours old | 7,650 views ~93 reactions | 60 minutes: 2,200 → 3.0 hours: 3,293 interp. → 6.0 hours: 3,911 interp. → 12 hours: 4,350 → 24 hours: 7,460still climbing at last reading | 7,460measured | 5.2 hours |
| /84236 Nov 2026, 15:49 UTC | 486 minutes – 27 hours old | 6,940 views ~45 reactions | 60 minutes: 2,369 interp. → 3.0 hours: 3,820 → 6.0 hours: 4,600 → 12 hours: 4,960 → 24 hours: 6,820still climbing at last reading | 6,820measured | 2.2 hours |
| /84186 Nov 2026, 14:46 UTC | 4915 minutes – 28 hours old | 6,460 views ~96 reactions | 60 minutes: 2,837 interp. → 3.0 hours: 4,444 interp. → 6.0 hours: 4,990 → 12 hours: 5,200 → 24 hours: 6,270still climbing at last reading | 6,270measured | 77 minutes |
| /84176 Nov 2026, 12:56 UTC | 5322 minutes – 30 hours old | 6,710 views ~78 reactions | 60 minutes: 2,010 → 3.0 hours: 4,420 → 6.0 hours: 5,220 → 12 hours: 5,540 → 24 hours: 6,280still climbing at last reading | 6,280measured | 2.0 hours |
| /84166 Nov 2026, 10:21 UTC | 5635 minutes – 32 hours old | 6,660 views ~99 reactions | 60 minutes: 2,093 interp. → 3.0 hours: 3,740 → 6.0 hours: 5,350 → 12 hours: 5,820 → 24 hours: 6,170still climbing at last reading | 6,170measured | 2.7 hours |
| /84156 Nov 2026, 09:04 UTC | 4726 minutes – 28 hours old | 6,670 views ~52 reactions | 60 minutes: 1,881 interp. → 3.0 hours: 3,790 → 6.0 hours: 5,270 → 12 hours: 6,110 → 24 hours: 6,400still climbing at last reading | 6,400measured | 2.1 hours |
Curve is every standard checkpoint we hold a reading for (+1h, +3h, +6h, +12h, +24h, +48h, +7d after posting) — measured where a real reading landed close enough to that age, interpolated where it did not but readings on both sides let one be worked out between them. Nothing is ever extrapolated past the last real reading. Latest reading is the newest view and reaction count we hold for the post, side by side, so a gap between how views and reactions moved is visible without following it into the Observations section above. 24h reach is that one checkpoint on its own, labelled the same way. Half of last-observed views is the age at which a post’s view count crossed half of the highest figure we have read for it so far — an upper bound when the very first reading was already past half (we cannot see the actual crossing), and biased low while the post is still climbing, since “half of final” is dividing by a number that has not finished growing yet. Both caveats are printed inline wherever they apply, never silently dropped.
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 5 of 189 posts held from the last 30 days (2.65%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
Капельницу для ЗУМЕРОВ завезли в магазины — на полках заметили необычное желе со вкусом ИГРИСТОГО, которое выглядит как настоящая медицинская капельница. Можно такую же, но с кока-колой 👉
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Странная зубастая обезьяна стала главным МЕМОМ соцсетей — фотография жутковатого зверя заполонила тредс, а пользователи теперь пытаются выяснить, ОТКУДА вообще взялся этот шедевр. Самое смешное, что обезьяна идеально подходит буквально под любую жизненную ситуацию. Её уже сравнивают с собой после похода к стоматологу, примерки прошлогодней куртки и других маленьких жизненных трагедий. Буквально мы 😫
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Сумерки станут МУЛЬТИКОМ — Netflix заказал сразу два сезона мультсериала по культовой вампирской саге. На этот раз знакомую историю покажут глазами Эдварда. Проект получил название «Midnight Sun» в честь одноимённой книги Стефани Майер. Писательница лично участвует в создании сериала в качестве продюсера, а производство Netflix и Lionsgate планируют запустить в Лос-Анджелесе уже в БЛИЖАЙШИЕ месяцы. Готовимся к полн…
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Огромный музей по вселенной ГАРРИ ПОТТЕРА откроют в Москве — уже в середине ноября в ЦДМ на Лубянке появится целое пространство с локациями из любимой киносаги. Внутри воссоздадут Хогвартс, Запретный лес, Зал пророчеств, лавку Олливандера и кабинет защиты от тёмных искусств. А ещё для посетителей подготовят тематические мастер-классы. Поттероманы, общий сбор 💃
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Люди начали ПЕРЕПИСЫВАТЬ целые книги от руки — в сети сейчас такой необычный тренд, и оказалось, что у такого занятия есть несколько приятных БОНУСОВ. Считается, что переписывание помогает лучше запоминать текст, замечать особенности языка и тренировать грамотность. А ещё это своеобразная медитация: пока старательно выводишь каждую букву, проще отвлечься от тревожных мыслей и бесконечного потока информации. В школе…
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В России открылся первый ОТЕЛЬ ТИШИНЫ — в новосибирском «Мира Силентиум» запрещено шуметь, громко разговаривать и приезжать с детьми. Даже алкоголь и мясо убрали из меню, чтобы ничто не мешало отдыху. Гостям выдают специальные костюмы для расслабления и предлагают спа-процедуры, флоатинг, чайные церемонии и мастер-классы. А тем, кто устал от бесконечного думскроллинга, предлагают спрятать телефон в специальный «мешо…
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Бабушки у подъезда вышли на новый уровень — в сети завирусилось объявление от пенсионерки, которая предлагает подрабатывать частным ДЕТЕКТИВОМ и незаметно следить за чужими мужьями, жёнами и детьми. Тётя Нюра из квартиры №19 готова работать с 6 утра до полуночи и докладывать заказчикам, с кем и о чём общаются их близкие. Цены обещает очень низкие, а отзывы предлагает изучить лично при встрече. С работой на пенсии о…
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Кажется, мы всё это время НЕПРАВИЛЬНО советовали друг другу одежду. Во ВКонтакте девушка опубликовала шопс с дубленкой за 13 тысяч рублей, а в итоге одна рекомендация принесла продаж на целых 10 МИЛЛИОНОВ рублей. И кто сказал, что по рекомендациям из соцсетей покупают только мелочи? Оказалось, что и верхняя одежда может стать настоящим ХИТОМ. Кажется, мы слишком долго раздавали модные советы бесплатно 👍
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Каневский стал ЮТУБЕРОМ — легенда, которого мы знаем по «Следствие вели…», рассказал про историю РЕЙВОВ. Первое видео появилось только вчера, поэтому нас ждёт много нового контента. Ещё один канал, под который можно кушать 🐰
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В чате Telegram теперь можно играть в ИГРЫ — в обновлении 13.2 появилась функция HTMLBubbles, которая позволяет запускать игры и интерактивные приложения прямо внутри переписок. Теперь играем в три в ряд прямо в чате с друзьями 👍
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Техно валит из колонки, Мы танцуем у Пятёрки Пятёрочка выпустила ТЕХНО ТРЕК вместе с Police in Paris — для этого использовали звук КАССОВОГО сканера как сэмпл. Для промо-сниппета даже сняли клип с сотрудниками магазина. За продуктами под этот трек теперь 🕺🕺🕺
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Для тех, кто не понимает, что происходило в интернете последние 3 дня — парень сделал УЛЬТИМАТИВНОЕ краткое описание в стилистике Википедии. Единственное, если вы вообще не в контексте, то это всё выглядит очень не понятно. Мы в этом всём чувствуем себя Люсей 😂
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Showing the 12 most recent of 688 posts we hold for @trendi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
@trendi edited 8 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 9 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
One domain this channel’s own posts have linked to, measured by scanning the post bodies themselves — not the channel’s description, which is the separate Declared links section below when this entry has one. Appearing here is not a claim about who runs the linked site or why the channel linked to it; an advertisement, a news citation and a malicious link all leave the same kind of row.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Тренды задавать” (@trendi), 1,210,467 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/trendi.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.