Амбассадорю самоиронию.
Конвертирую обычную жизнь в текстовые скетчи
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— сделала тату на всю спину
— не смотрела Титаник
Личка: @queen8tessence
Чат: https://t.me/chat_wb_prekrati
Created
Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
55 measurements spanning 91 days, net -249. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 10,116–10,443 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 55
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
6 Nov 2026, 04:10
10,154
-2
5 Nov 2026, 07:19
10,156
-2
4 Nov 2026, 04:19
10,158
-8
3 Nov 2026, 06:30
10,166
-24
2 Nov 2026, 05:07
10,190
+2
31 Oct 2026, 06:09
10,188
+2
30 Oct 2026, 05:20
10,186
-5
29 Oct 2026, 02:36
10,191
-2
28 Oct 2026, 04:07
10,193
-3
26 Oct 2026, 01:49
10,196
-7
24 Oct 2026, 23:06
10,203
-2
23 Oct 2026, 22:08
10,205
-5
22 Oct 2026, 19:19
10,210
-6
21 Oct 2026, 15:38
10,216
-5
20 Oct 2026, 14:46
10,221
-10
19 Oct 2026, 15:50
10,231
-2
16 Oct 2026, 11:18
10,233
-2
15 Oct 2026, 10:47
10,235
+1
14 Oct 2026, 13:26
10,234
-28
12 Oct 2026, 23:07
10,262
first reading
Engagement
56 posts held, back to 9 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 44 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
21.5%
avg views ÷ 10,154 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,180
10 posts measured
Reaction rate
7.82%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
10
of 56 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 November 2026
Posts held
56 (9 July 2026 – 3 November 2026)
Views total
21,830
Reactions total
1,708
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
6 Nov 2026, 08:55 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
532
Videos
150
Links
302
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Video runtime
3m 45s
Average length
56s
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
10,229 reactions across 56 posts, in 28 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
4,020
39.3%
😁
1,533
15.0%
🔥
1,116
10.9%
❤
1,066
10.4%
💯
903
8.83%
🥰
289
2.83%
👍
239
2.34%
🤝
206
2.01%
🙈
192
1.88%
😭
125
1.22%
👏
109
1.07%
❤🔥
107
1.05%
🤯
91
0.89%
🏆
55
0.538%
😱
37
0.362%
🦄
32
0.313%
🍾
18
0.176%
🎄
17
0.166%
💔
14
0.137%
🍓
11
0.108%
8 further kinds
49
0.479%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 56 of the 56 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10,229 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 56 most recent posts we hold, published 9 July 2026 to 3 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
1
across the posts below
Posts paid on
1
of 56 we hold a reading for · 2%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @wb_prekrati. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 56 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 9 July 2026 to 3 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Advertising
Ad load
1.79%
1 of 56 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
3,350
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
2,670
over 55 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VSb5yAT9Kp
1
13 August 2026
13 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 56 most recent posts we hold, published 9 July 2026 to 3 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 4 of 10 posts held from the last 30 days (40.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
А помните когда ко мне в личку прилетел стартапер с глазами горящими и предложил рекламировать бота-психолога?
Так вот.
Я щас абсолютно случайно увидела, что оказывается история не окончилась и всё это время брошенный цифровой сирота не находил себе места😭
Пока я жила эту жизнь, несчастный алгоритм долбился ко мне с упорством брошенного бывшего.
Вся вселенская трагедия этого кибер узника и сотни сожжённых киловатт …
В очередной раз убеждаюсь, что многие просто не умеют жить в комфорте. Обязательно нужно страдать, преодолевать и выживать.
Не так много времени прошло с поста про чистый дофамин в наших реалиях, как всё вдруг взяло и наладилось.
В Воронеже закончился топливный апокалипсис. Бензин появился везде🥹
Лимиты сняли.
Очередей ноль.
И тот самый бензиновый чат на тыщи человек, где ещё недавно витала атмосфера пустошей из Бе…
Давайте уже признаем: угодить женщине сложнее, чем договориться разным лидерам стран.
Ведь женщины сотканы из парадоксов.
Всем же нужны такие джинсы, чтобы утягивали живот, но в них можно было сожрать тазик углеводов и не умереть от удушья.
Или, например, чтобы мужик был брутальным альфа-хищником, который будет голыми руками валить медведей, но при этом рыдать над мёртвым Муфасой и помнить точную дату, когда вы вперв…
Можно смириться с чем угодно.
Что цены растут быстрее зарплат.
Что шутки про 30+ уже не шутки.
Что Женя Лукашин на самом деле просто маменькин сынок и пьяница.
Что отпраздновать 1 детский день рождения дороже, чем все вместе взятые дни рождения до своих 18 лет.
Что тотальное бикини вовсе не тотальное.
Что спорт это реально необходимость, а не модное хобби.
Да даже с шестью сиренами ракетной опасности за сутки, можно…
Никак руки не доходили поделиться прекрасным.
Щас же на хайпе тема про то, как нейросети захватят мир.
Копирайтеры пьют валерьянку, дизайнеры уходят в запой, программисты уже ищут новую работу, потому что всемогущий ИИ планомерно отбирает у них заработок.
Но настоящий армагеддон подкрался вообще с другой стороны. Главный мрак в том, что люди на серьёзных щах заменяют реальность общением с жипити.
Ну а кто-то успеш…
После вчерашнего поста, вы возможно решили, что я местная акула ресейла, которая монетизирует даже катышки на свитерах и уже сколотила состояние на б/ушных комбинезонах.
Спешу вас разочаровать.
Пример из прошлого поста это так, для души.
И теоретически да...
Мой внутренний еврей прекрасно понимает, что если отснять и выставить на авито всё, что уже не носится, можно какую-то копеечку заработать.
Но практически на э…
Вероятность получить литературный комплимент на барахолке старых вещей ничтожно мала.
Но никогда не равна нулю.
Никогда не знаешь, в какой именно момент любовь складывать буковки в слова найдет своих преданных фанатов.
Напишу описание для авито. Дорого и вам невыгодно.
Опишу ваши растоптанные демисезонные ботинки так, что вы передумаете их продавать.
Максимально бесполезная услуга для истинных фанатов слова.
Писа…
По своей природе я человек
ленивый. А значит — очень эффективный! Ведь только истинно ленивый человек стремится всё оптимизировать так, чтобы оно работало само и его не дёргало.
Поделюсь щас с вами, как заставить кое-что работать во благо, пока вы вообще ничего не делаете.
Оно работает, пока я сплю!
И так как я люблю ничего не делать, и спать тоже люблю, то убиваю двух зайцев сразу.
Дамы, согласитесь, нередко мы л…
От чего может быть счастлива обычная среднестатистическая женщина сейчас?
Букет ранункулюсов пионов?
Крутая шмотка со скидкой 70%?
Три часа в спа?
Или когда с первого кадра получается роскошная дама, а не уставший мопс?
Дайсон?
Похудеть?
Путёвка в санаторий?
Список бесконечен.
От чего может быть счастлива сейчас женщина, которая каждый день за рулём?
Сорок литров..
Сорок литров под божественный, утробный гул ко…
Если вы полагали, что ситком «Купить напитки для взрослых без паспорта на четвёртом десятке» закрыли из-за низких рейтингов, то хрен.
Вышла третья серия.
Напомню, что первая вот, а вторая вот.
Во вторник я снова была в этой розничной цитадели.
Нет, я не глушу алкоголь по будням от скуки!
Я просто частенько захожу в этот магнит, когда забираю дочь из сада.
А конкретно в этот вторник дома на ужин была запланирована…
Многие наверняка слышали про эту вечную негласную войну между фанатами Audi и BMW? Так вот, сегодня подслушала прекрасное.
Стою на светофоре возле мединститута.
Рядом щебечет стайка девчонок.
По беззаботному хихиканью понятно, первокурсницы, ещё не пуганые латынью и перспективой работать за еду.
Мимо проезжает Audi А5. Одна из студенток спрашивает:
— А это какая
Ауди?
Я подумала, что щас кто-то из них предположи…
Недавно под моим постом о том, из какой стали выкованы миллениалы обозначились люди, чей детектор иронии вероятно был ещё в детстве безжалостно раздавлен суровой советской действительностью.
Старшее поколение трясло чугунными игрушками и мерялось глубиной луж из которых пили в детстве.
Но суть вообще не в том, чей мандец был фактурнее и чей подорожник лучше лечил открытые переломы.
Помимо всех экономических горок, …
❤26😁13💯9🔥6🤣1🥰1
Showing the 12 most recent of 56 posts we hold for @wb_prekrati. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@wb_prekrati edited 2 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
21 August 2026
Most recent edit
25 August 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Хьюстон, у нас проблемы @we_have_problems · 20,220 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 27 September 2026
Александр Бессонов @AleksBessonov · 60,198 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 22 August 2026
Женщина и прочие неприятности @conflict_in · 49,694 Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 25 August 2026
БЕЗУДЕРЖНОЕ ВЕСЕЛЬЕ @bezuderjnoe_veselie · 33,349 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 3 September 2026
Вшивая интеллигенция @vshivaya_intelligenciya · 51,815 Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 25 August 2026
Ira_khay @ira_khay · 45,258 Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 20 September 2026
Обратная сторона Л. @semikolennyh · 18,748 Telegram ranks this channel #16 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 4 October 2026
Барышня шутить изволит @baryshnya_shutit · 44,748 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 27 August 2026
мерзкие женщины @merzkiej · 32,375 Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 4 September 2026
Мамыкина явилась @onwritingwell · 23,416 Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 18 September 2026
Gromov Opinion @gromovproject · 30,113 Telegram ranks this channel #30 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 4 September 2026
Собачий Потрох @sobachkyn_potroh · 47,402 Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 26 August 2026
Печатные выражения @pechat_sallyks · 26,351 Telegram ranks this channel #46 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 13 September 2026
МАША И ЕДА @delikatessenit · 45,387 Telegram ranks this channel #59 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 27 August 2026
This channel appears in 14 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
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“ШТОШ” (@wb_prekrati), 10,154 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/wb_prekrati.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.