【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:懒懒 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:9 【颜值】:8 【身材】:8 【服务】:8 【态度】:10 【环境】:9 【综合】:8.67 【过程】:黄天降妖散记 丙午马年,丙申月,庚辰日 已经上是新世纪修仙界了,也是用上了灵讯,在刷灵讯时看到有悬赏,有一合欢宗女弟子违规吸取凡人阳气,我就想小小合欢总弟子,不是手到擒来。踏上最新款飞剑_清风5.0,我就迅速出发。没想到接悬赏的时候,竟被她嘲笑说不行,看来我必须教训他一下,必须秉公执法一下。找到她经常出没的地方,先是故意丢下两瓶阳气丹,并在里面下毒,来引诱一下她。后来没想到她也是同样的想法,最后见他面之后,她问道,你下毒了,我说到,你也下毒了。我俩同时说道,你好卑鄙呀。还是我的纯阳之体更高一层,最后使用纯阳剑法大宝剑,三下五除二解决这个合欢宗妖女。纯阳四象剑法,青龙钻洞,白虎袭胸,朱雀冲击,玄武压顶。纯阳四象剑法,乃我师门不穿之密。 最后的结果居然是被…

Channel
郑州茶楼报告榜
@zzclbg
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Cite this entry
17,494subscribers
-10,403 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003010952795 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @zzclbg |
| Created | Between 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 29 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/zzclbg |
Topic
Adult — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 68% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Sept 2026, 11:16 | 17,494 | -1,872 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 22:40 | 19,366 | -490 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 23:38 | 19,856 | -767 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 22:20 | 20,623 | -572 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 18:39 | 21,195 | -409 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 00:37 | 21,604 | -325 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 00:15 | 21,929 | -300 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 22:26 | 22,229 | -237 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 19:05 | 22,466 | -295 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 21:17 | 22,761 | -311 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 22:48 | 23,072 | -343 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 22:24 | 23,415 | -128 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 01:42 | 23,543 | -1,792 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 01:57 | 25,335 | -362 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 23:22 | 25,697 | -425 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 07:24 | 26,122 | -255 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 22:08 | 26,377 | -124 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 21:03 | 26,501 | -120 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 23:04 | 26,621 | -153 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 19:36 | 26,774 | first reading |
Engagement
523 posts held, back to 6 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 53 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 1.19%
- avg views ÷ 17,494 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 208
- 310 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.561%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 310
- of 523 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 40 of 310 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 523 (6 August 2026 – 3 September 2026) |
| Views total | 64,518 |
| Reactions total | 50 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 3 Sept 2026, 13:41 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 7s
- Average length
- 7s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
64 reactions across 41 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 46.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 30 | 46.9% | |
| 👍 | 13 | 20.3% | |
| 💩 | 11 | 17.2% | |
| 🤮 | 3 | 4.69% | |
| 🥰 | 3 | 4.69% | |
| 👎 | 2 | 3.13% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 3.13% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 64 of the 523 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 64 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 523 most recent posts we hold, published 6 August 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:佳琪 【留名】:欧皇 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.67 【过程】:依旧遥控上楼进教室,老师笑眯眯地开门等着我,把我领进她的香香闺房,老师主动的拿来拖鞋,坐下来脱好衣服。领进浴室,放好热水帮我清洗干净,老师穿的是黑丝战袍,小弟弟此时已经不争气了硬了。老师打趣地说,哥哥鸡鸡好大,听得人心花怒放。 随后进卧室。开始进行服务,这服务绝对给满分,从脖子开始,花式漫游,胸推。然后毒龙,然后水中口。老师口的很棒。差点忍不住。感觉差不多了让老师给套套带上, 女上起手,老师上下的幅度很大,让整个鸡鸡都能感受到摩擦的快感。让后换传教士。抱着老师,轻吻了几下,后入各种姿势都来了一遍。最后我疯狂冲刺射给了老师。 老师的服务绝对是给到夯的,热情,温柔听话,十分推介
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:瑜言 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:9 【颜值】:8.5 【身材】:9 【服务】:9 【态度】:10 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.08 【过程】:经常看到瑜言老师的好评报告,心里一直痒痒,今天刚好二弟也痒痒,就提前约了一下,老师说还有早课,没那么多嘻嘻哈哈,直接出发。老师很有安全意识,各种验证才相见,不愧是来自山清水秀四川的布依族妹子,果然水灵啊,一见面就感觉是真的白,白的发光那种,上手摸了一下,如羊脂玉般丝滑,随后洗澡进屋,老师空调已经提前打开,音乐也已经调试好,正反两面指划漫游先走一遍,随后展示了她那精湛的口技,我手也不闲着挑逗老师的乳头,她说乳头特别敏感,果然一摸就变硬下面也湿了一片。那还说啥直接戴套开始,老师很会叫,情绪价值这方面没的说,一直骚话不断,随后换成后入,白的发光的大屁股观感极好,一阵输出老师说腿有点麻,于是改为传教士继续,突然老师叫声变大,双手紧紧抓着我的后背,下身用力的…
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:笑 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:9.5 【颜值】:9.5 【身材】:9 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:9.5 【综合】:9.58 【过程】:二刷笑老师了,完全没有抵抗力,六开天花板,要服务有服务,要颜值有颜值,要身材有身材(不包括胸围),屁股上是真有肉啊,我太喜欢了,后入无敌,尤其在镜子前后入。啥也不说了,必须好评,必须三刷四刷五六七八刷
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:仙仙 【留名】:肉山大魔王 【人照】:8 【颜值】:8 【身材】:9 【服务】:8 【态度】:9 【环境】:9 【综合】:8.5 【过程】:频道看着偏嫩妹,其实真人风格更接近御姐,熊是真的大,而且上手一摸就知道货真价实,看起来确实有点像Julia那个样子,细支结硕果,因为大难免有些下垂,不过手感出色,rua起来像在玩两个灌了水的气球,服务的话就课表上那些,在意陪浴69和🐍的话需要注意,肤色正常黄皮,浑身包括屁股摸着也软软的,结合胸部的柔软程度,感觉身材属于脂包骨类型,喜欢大熊御姐的可以冲
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:暖阳 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.5 【过程】:有些相遇注定会像平静水面上泛起的涟漪 表面了无痕迹 底下早已暗流涌动 夸父逐日为驱散阴霾 我赴暖阳为消融尘心 在一个秋高气爽的早晨 阳光透着一丝清冽 我怀着如夸父逐日的执着 再一次踏上了遇见暖阳老师之旅 来到课室巧逢她刚收到几件剪裁精致的旗袍 短暂寒暄过后 老师让我帮她看看试穿效果 看着她换上不同旗袍在我面前轻巧地转了几圈 修身的线条完美勾勒出她凹凸有致 曼妙苗条的身姿 将女子特有的韵致衬托得恰到好处 空气中瞬间多出一分温婉与惊艳 此时我也按捺不住脱下上衣 和老师在全身镜前拥抱着 欣赏着彼此的身材 随后老师带我移步浴室 在轻雾弥漫的空间里 细致地为我清洗着前胸与后背 抚去身上尘惫 水声潺潺间 老师贴心地俯下身来 对我渐渐昂首的小兄弟给予了极致温柔…
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:童童 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:8.5 【颜值】:9 【身材】:9 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.42 【过程】:默默关注老师许久,今天终于月上了。老师比照片漂亮,皮肤很白,身材更是一绝,凹凸有型的身材勾选出胸器逼人😍真是天赋异禀,天然大乳,我的最爱😍长的就在我欣赏的点上,爱不释手。交了水费开始我们的战场,口活了得,说话温柔,服务更是,流畅有序...第一次直接没忍住,直接被秒。休息片刻冲洗,老师一边按摩一边闲聊🈶说有笑的不知不觉小老弟自然勃起,老师很妩媚动人,体验了一把包裹满满的乳交,在老师又白又大的奶子上不停摩擦起动,那软软揉揉的像🈚️套感的插入,这哪里受的了,立马叫老师停下,带上帽主动出击,前面,侧面,最爽还是后面一边抓着老师大奶,一边不停抽插,在老师不断呻淫下卸货。真是一次很默契的交流,流连忘返!必返👍👍👍
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:蜜桃 【留名】:腌萝莉控 【人照】:10 【颜值】:9.5 【身材】:9 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.58 【过程】:轻车熟路,中午出击了老师,很可爱的一个小萝莉,今天状态不佳两个姿势就结束了,老师声音很好听,态度好有一次性毛巾,和一次性床单有洁癖可以提前和她说,老师会准备好,黄皮肤小白虎,喜欢放心冲
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:小柠檬 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:9 【颜值】:10 【身材】:10 【服务】:9.5 【态度】:10 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.58 【过程】:很不错的老师,二刷了,20多岁没什么风尘味,外表清纯漂亮、床上魅惑主动,反差感十足,后入尤其性感,而且态度很好、情绪价值高,生理和心理上的双重享受,这两次体验都很开心。美中不足是没有舌吻和69,课表上没写也不能强求。老师很注重卫生、下面挺干净没异味。总体非常推荐,不催不事不机车,像女朋友一样相处,跟我好像有聊不完的话,做完之后我们天南海北聊了20多分钟,这点感觉很好,兄弟们可以放心冲。
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:幼萝 【留名】:匿名 【人照】:9 【颜值】:9 【身材】:10 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.5 【过程】:老师比照片好看,建议老师给频道照片换换,进门老师就拿着手机让我选今天的作战服,我选了水手服,洗完澡后幼萝老师已经换好衣服和白丝坐床上等我了,上来就是缠脖索吻大蟒蛇,然后开始69,老师没有异味,然后就是舔胸舔蛋蛋,不得不说老师的口活确实厉害,冷不丁突然深喉一下吓了我一跳,深喉确实很爽,然后我就急不可耐带套战斗,传教士老师直接把屁股微抬等待进入,都不用在屁股下面掂枕头,老师很紧,插到底真的很爽,白虎老师,肉棒进进出出清晰可见,老师的户型非常漂亮,好像漫画av的户型一样,越插越想到底,稍微长一点兄弟可以随随便便到底,然后换后入,我直接轻轻拽住老师的双马尾开始后入,想骑车一样爽。换姿势抱着操,直接给老师挑起来挂身上。最后还是换后入,因为水手服双马尾后入的视觉…
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:果果 【留名】:小阿包 【人照】:9.5 【颜值】:9.5 【身材】:9.3 【服务】:9.5 【态度】:9 【环境】:9 【综合】:9.3 【过程】:人长得漂亮,说话也温柔,是我喜欢的类型,肤白貌美,付了水费,脱去衣服,赶紧洗个澡,洗好老师很贴心会帮擦干,老师的手又嫩又滑,我底下就有反应了,看着眼前的美人我实在忍不住了直接抱着老师往床上去,老师很害羞的说着急什么,慢慢来。然后开始激情🐍吻,香香软软的小嘴。随手一摸老师小穴,哇塞,好湿了。二弟已经胀得更厉害了,硬的实在不行,让老师赶快带上小雨伞,插入进去,老师的水已经流淌出来,里面又紧又滑,水💦多多,边做爱边吃老师粉嫩的奶子,感觉很爽,这小穴一插就感觉插到了底部,配合着老师的叫声,射出了十万大军。非常好的一次体验,老师很配合,乖巧听话,女友感十足,值得推荐。
【时间】:2026-09-03 【老师】:旦旦 【留名】:YenRichard 【人照】:8.5 【颜值】:8.2 【身材】:8.5 【服务】:10 【态度】:10 【环境】:10 【综合】:9.2 【过程】:和旦旦老师约好了,到地方之后老师帮忙开了门禁,闲聊几句后我就给旦旦老师给了水费,旦旦老师看我出太多汗还递了瓶水给我,随后老师带我去浴室洗了个澡,洗完澡老师让我躺床上帮我擦干身体,然后让我挑选喜欢的丝袜制服,菜单服务全做了一遍,老师给我👅了几下咪咪瞬间就硬了,我一边抓着老师的大奶一边抽插老师,做的过程中老师主动换了多个姿势,最后听着老师的骚话美美地出货了。休息的时候老师还会给我按摩和我唠嗑,休息好之后心满意足地离开了,后续还会返食。
Showing the 12 most recent of 523 posts we hold for @zzclbg. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
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“郑州茶楼报告榜” (@zzclbg), 17,494 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/zzclbg.
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