Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 79% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Observations
These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.
Content that also appears on other registered channels
Posts published here appear word for word on 1 other registered channel. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.
Matching posts — open both and compare (6 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.
What this cannot establish
MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.
Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. 8 of the 8 matches recorded here fall after that date and carried no header when we read them. The rest predate reliable capture and are not evidence either way.
“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 22 comparable posts for this entry, running 7 August 2026 to 8 August 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.
The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.
Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).
Across the whole group of 2, the earliest publisher we hold is @sut_tw. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.
Recorded under the key clone_copy, last confirmed 8 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.
Also posting the same content
This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 1 other registered channel, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.
Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.
27 measurements spanning 30 days, net -6,589. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 146,790–155,355 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 27
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
6 Sept 2026, 11:41
147,778
-362
4 Sept 2026, 00:02
148,140
-244
2 Sept 2026, 14:18
148,384
-158
1 Sept 2026, 16:54
148,542
-137
31 Aug 2026, 18:25
148,679
-257
30 Aug 2026, 15:36
148,936
-117
29 Aug 2026, 18:28
149,053
-120
28 Aug 2026, 19:22
149,173
-168
27 Aug 2026, 22:16
149,341
-133
26 Aug 2026, 20:59
149,474
-161
25 Aug 2026, 19:02
149,635
-190
24 Aug 2026, 17:37
149,825
-280
23 Aug 2026, 03:07
150,105
-318
21 Aug 2026, 16:06
150,423
-287
20 Aug 2026, 15:24
150,710
-252
19 Aug 2026, 12:36
150,962
-188
18 Aug 2026, 10:48
151,150
-186
17 Aug 2026, 13:03
151,336
-310
16 Aug 2026, 06:02
151,646
-438
14 Aug 2026, 14:57
152,084
first reading
Engagement
387 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 71 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
0.395%
avg views ÷ 147,778 subscribers
Avg views / post
584
204 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.764%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
208
of 387 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 85 of 204 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 1 September 2026
Posts held
387 (7 August 2026 – 1 September 2026)
Views total
119,159
Reactions total
487
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
9 Sept 2026, 04:02 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈6,580
Videos
≈851
Links
≈1,410
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
17m 27s
Average length
22s
Measured directly from 47 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
701 reactions across 148 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.7% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤣
236
33.7%
🔥
133
19.0%
❤🔥
116
16.5%
😁
87
12.4%
💯
42
5.99%
🤯
27
3.85%
🥴
26
3.71%
🌭
10
1.43%
🌚
6
0.856%
🍾
5
0.713%
🤨
5
0.713%
💋
3
0.428%
⚡
2
0.285%
🍌
2
0.285%
😱
1
0.143%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 152 of the 387 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 701 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 387 most recent posts we hold, published 7 August 2026 to 1 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
از باختر تا مانا انرژی؛ ردپای یک نام خانوادگی در دو شبکه بزرگ انرژی؟
در سالهای اخیر، نام ربانی در دو نقطه مهم از صنعت انرژی ایران دیده شده است؛ یکسو در ساختار مدیریتی گروه پتروشیمی باختر و سوی دیگر در گروه صنعتی مانا انرژی.
اما پرسش اصلی اینجاست: آیا این فقط یک تشابه نام خانوادگی است، یا میان این دو حضور، ارتباطات خانوادگی، مدیریتی یا اقتصادی گستردهتری وجود دارد؟
داودرضا ربانی سالها در ساختار مدیریتی باختر حضور د…
«کارگران بومی چابهار قربانی تبعیض سیستماتیک مدیران کیمیا صنعت مبنا»
به گزارش حال وش/ امروز سه شنبه ۴ شهریور ۱۴۰۴، جمعی از کارگران بومی شرکت کیمیا صنعت مبنا مستقر در شهرک پتروشیمی نگین مکران چابهار، با ارسال پیام و دلنوشتهای از وضعیت «بیگاریگونه» و تبعیضآمیز خود در این پروژه خبر دادند.
این کارگران میگویند: شرکتی که قرار بود برای مردم بومی فرصت شغلی و بهبود زندگی فراهم کند، امروز به محل بهرهکشی و تبعیض تبدیل …
ویدیو وایرال شده از سری علل هایی که میگن پول شعور نمیاره!!
موتوریه داشت رد میشد که یه ماشین هعی راهشو میبست
البته درنهایت موتوری به خوبی از خجالتش دراومد
@CrazyTweet
توی تهران و برخی شهر ها جدیدا سایکو پارتی مد شده
تو این پارتی باید مثل دیوونه و کصخلا برقصی فقط بی معنی
اتحادیه روانپزشکی هشدار داده این نوع پارتی ها در حال افزایش هست و باعث مریضی های روانی میشه
@CrazyTweet
امروز رفتم تخممرغ بگیرم،یه شونه برداشتم و دادم به مغازهدار تا حساب کنه.دیدم دونهدونه تخممرغها رو از جاش تکون میده.
متعجب که چه کاریه!گفت اینا بعضیاشون میشکنن میچسبن به شونه،میخوام ببینم نچسبیده باشه. یکیشون چسبیده بود.یدونه تخممرغ دیگه گذاشت روی شونه و گفت یه وقت مدیون نشم
»Carnation«
@CrazyTweet
‼️ واسه یه کپشن ساده، چند بار باید به هوش مصنوعی توضیح بدی؟
مشکل از تو نیست؛ ابزارت تو رو نمیشناسه! 🤷♂️
راسان یه بار برند، مخاطب و لحنت رو یاد میگیره.
بعدش فقط میگی چی میخوای:
✍️کپشن، ✏️مقاله،📣متن کمپین،
🎙صدای فارسی، ویدیو.
✔️ یه فضای کاری، بدون توضیح دوباره
🎁 الان همه بستهها ۱۵٪ تخفیف دارن!
رایگان شروع کن 👇
rasan.app
Showing the 12 most recent of 387 posts we hold for @CrazyTweet. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
1
vacant every time we have ever looked
@CrazyTweet named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@bestmusic21 named in 3 posts, 1 September 2026 – 5 September 2026
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 12 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
جوک آخر خنده @JokAkhare · 30,528 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 35 here — alongside 34 others — read 7 September 2026
امپراطور اعتراض 👑🔥🫡✌️ @EmperorOfProtest · 53,457 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 24 August 2026
حاجی @Mozkhrfats · 938,580 Telegram ranks this channel #12 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 8 August 2026
اوه پشمام...!! @pashmamOrg · 37,283 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 1 September 2026
آهنگایی که... @TheListenSong · 81,525 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 56 here — alongside 55 others — read 18 August 2026
دلبرک من ♥️ @MYdelbrk · 81,265 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 18 August 2026
قلب روشن »🫀 @heart_bright · 177,625 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 12 August 2026
پارازیت @Parazit · 253,289 Telegram ranks this channel #18 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 10 August 2026
فوتبال آنلاین | اِمرِس 🔱 @emres_ir · 189,575 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 27 August 2026
رادیو فان | Radio Fun @Radi0fun · 104,481 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 15 August 2026
[ TvAspirin | تی وی آسپیرین ] @TvAspirin · 110,013 Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 14 August 2026
تاپ نیوز | Top News @Top_Nws · 44,844 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 64 here — alongside 63 others — read 27 August 2026
HotLove @HotLove · 78,672 Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 61 here — alongside 60 others — read 25 August 2026
دکتر خنده 💉 @DrFunyTel · 33,247 Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 4 September 2026
n i c o t i n e | نیکوتین 🖤 @nikotiinn_text · 458,197 Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 10 August 2026
دورت بگردم: @dort_begardam_ke · 98,406 Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 16 August 2026
توییتولی | Tweetuli @tweetuli · 77,200 Telegram ranks this channel #36 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 18 August 2026
دکتر محمدرضا توکل|مَسترتوکل|فارکس|طلای 18عیار|کریپتو @Mastertavakolfx · 58,881 Telegram ranks this channel #39 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 22 August 2026
ابسولوت @abs_olut · 46,997 Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 26 August 2026
Twite hub | توییت هاب @twite_hub · 142,025 Telegram ranks this channel #47 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 17 August 2026
[ توییتر ] @Towiteri · 36,884 Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 1 September 2026
• خبر فوری | اخبار جنگ @khbrFr · 62,255 Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 21 August 2026
اینستا نیوز |instanews @insta_newz · 96,073 Telegram ranks this channel #52 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 16 August 2026
AbarMusic - ابرموزیک @AbarMusic · 190,127 Telegram ranks this channel #55 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 21 August 2026
This channel appears in 30 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“「 Crazy Tweet 」” (@CrazyTweet), 147,778 subscribers as measured 6 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CrazyTweet.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.