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Та самая Ksuuuuu

@ksuuuuu_govorit

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21,753subscribers

-388 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001387017154
TypeChannel
Username@ksuuuuu_govorit
Description🌿Эксперт по девочкам, текстикам и хаханькам Инста: @ksuuuuu По вопросам рекламы @ksuuuuu1 РКН лицензия: https://knd.gov.ru/license?id=673c43c6290fef0e011e3544&registryType=bloggersPermission
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live25 September 2026
Measurements held34
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 25 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/ksuuuuu_govorit

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 49% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

21,75322,14121,9477 August 2026 — 22,141 subscribers7 August 2026 — 22,141 subscribers8 August 2026 — 22,136 subscribers9 August 2026 — 22,130 subscribers10 August 2026 — 22,126 subscribers11 August 2026 — 22,121 subscribers12 August 2026 — 22,111 subscribers13 August 2026 — 22,107 subscribers14 August 2026 — 22,094 subscribers16 August 2026 — 22,084 subscribers17 August 2026 — 22,063 subscribers18 August 2026 — 22,049 subscribers19 August 2026 — 22,041 subscribers20 August 2026 — 22,034 subscribers22 August 2026 — 22,030 subscribers23 August 2026 — 22,022 subscribers25 August 2026 — 22,005 subscribers26 August 2026 — 21,999 subscribers27 August 2026 — 21,990 subscribers28 August 2026 — 21,986 subscribers29 August 2026 — 21,983 subscribers30 August 2026 — 21,973 subscribers31 August 2026 — 21,965 subscribers1 September 2026 — 21,960 subscribers2 September 2026 — 21,946 subscribers3 September 2026 — 21,937 subscribers5 September 2026 — 21,923 subscribers8 September 2026 — 21,892 subscribers11 September 2026 — 21,874 subscribers13 September 2026 — 21,855 subscribers14 September 2026 — 21,836 subscribers16 September 2026 — 21,824 subscribers19 September 2026 — 21,810 subscribers25 September 2026 — 21,753 subscribers7 August 202625 September 2026
34 measurements spanning 49 days, net -388. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 21,695–22,199 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
25 Sept 2026, 22:2121,753-57
19 Sept 2026, 05:1821,810-14
16 Sept 2026, 21:1721,824-12
14 Sept 2026, 22:3821,836-19
13 Sept 2026, 06:3621,855-19
11 Sept 2026, 11:4121,874-18
8 Sept 2026, 18:1921,892-31
5 Sept 2026, 08:1821,923-14
3 Sept 2026, 10:4721,937-9
2 Sept 2026, 05:2321,946-14
1 Sept 2026, 03:5821,960-5
31 Aug 2026, 01:1521,965-8
30 Aug 2026, 03:4321,973-10
29 Aug 2026, 06:1721,983-3
28 Aug 2026, 05:4421,986-4
27 Aug 2026, 04:0321,990-9
26 Aug 2026, 04:5221,999-6
25 Aug 2026, 01:1622,005-17
23 Aug 2026, 13:4322,022-8
22 Aug 2026, 00:2822,030first reading

Engagement

32 posts held, back to 1 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 58 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
12.4%
avg views ÷ 21,753 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,690
15 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.30%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
15
of 32 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 24 September 2026
Posts held32 (1 July 2026 – 24 September 2026)
Views total40,300
Reactions total1,732
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken27 Sept 2026, 03:48 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈1,210
Videos
≈213
Links
≈44

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 27 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
1m 14s
Average length
37s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

4,030 reactions across 32 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤1,49637.1%
😁77019.1%
🤣58714.6%
🔥3578.86%
🙏3448.54%
💔1724.27%
😭761.89%
👍501.24%
💯471.17%
👏441.09%
🎉280.695%
❤‍🔥270.67%
👎80.199%
🤗80.199%
🎄40.099%
👀40.099%
🤔30.074%
🥰20.05%
😎10.025%
🤬10.025%
1 further kind10.025%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 32 of the 32 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 4,030 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 32 most recent posts we hold, published 1 July 2026 to 24 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

24 Sept 2026, 10:55 UTC≈1,400 views104 reactionsread 27 September 2026
Photo

Еще одна причина, по которой меня бесит муж Он не доедает! То есть вот у него есть 3 сосиски в тарелке- он может две с половиной съесть и уйти😭 А у меня аж слезы от обиды: Первое. Что муж МОЖЕТ не доедать. Умеет. Я доем всё. И чужое😂 Собственно, отсюда Второе. Что за мужем доем я. А мне не надо это. Мне зеркало об этом говорит постоянно И да, у меня не было голодного детства, меня никогда не заставляли родители …

😁77❤18🤗6🤣3

20 Sept 2026, 16:43 UTC≈2,670 views71 reactionsread 27 September 2026
Photo

Вот это очереди у нас на выборах🔥 Выводов много можно сделать. Но вы сами как-нибудь 😉 я свой гражданский долг отдала)

❤47👏22👎2

17 Sept 2026, 14:17 UTC≈3,750 views55 reactionsread 27 September 2026
Photo

Это 1 сухпаёк для многодетных В честь дня выборов в школе😅 соответственно, у нас таких два. Интересный выбор продуктовой помощи, конечно, но наверняка это вообще только в СПб и Москве сделали, да? Я не про это. Мамы школьников, а ваши тоже завтра на экскурсии идут? Куда? И почему нельзя дать учителю полноценный выходной в этот день, а не сопровождать группы детей куда-то😅 но это вопрос риторический) Мои завтра на…

❤55

16 Sept 2026, 11:11 UTC≈3,410 views23 reactionsread 27 September 2026
Photo

Решила я тут дочкам мозги вправить Или исправить, если точнее. В учебе я прям вижу по оценкам, что они пошли в мать: ветреные гуманитарии, для которых площадь- это Дворцовая, а периметр- это следом за дециметром😅 Аленка и вовсе ошибки делает дурацкие, потому что отвлекается на уроках. Настя + и - может перепутать в примерах Я подход к своим школьницам найти не могла. Как просто объяснить школьную тему по той же ма…

❤23

15 Sept 2026, 20:34 UTC≈2,740 views259 reactionsread 27 September 2026
Photo

У нас сегодня собака умерла Третья в моей жизни. И первая- у детей 💔 Собаку Веньку мы с Санечком подарили моим родителям практически насильно, сюрпризом. Чтоб залечить наши разорванные души после смерти лабрадора Мама еще тогда говорила, что никаких больше собак, потому что их уход - это маленькая смерть для самих владельцев. Но Венька уже ехала к ним, потому что рану от потери собаки может вылечить только собака❤…

💔165😭76❤18

12 Sept 2026, 10:15 UTC≈3,540 views166 reactionsread 27 September 2026

Не торгуйте травмой Вот главный и самый важный вывод, который нужно сделать всем людям. Выбор очень больной, разрушающий, обнажающий, обидный. Но только он свидетельствует о выздоровлении Я вам расскажу на своем примере. Но он откликнется у каждой из вас. У меня был рак. И было два пути. Первый- взять эту травму как костыль и знамя, неся с собой и доказывая всем, что теперь я- особенная. И все мне должны Вариант …

❤125👏21🔥14🤔3💯2🤗1

11 Sept 2026, 19:21 UTC≈3,270 views117 reactionsread 27 September 2026
Photo

В 8:55 раздался звонок от дочери «Ну, это жопа»,- сразу решила я и дрожащими руками взяла трубку -За кого голосовать? Школы больше нет,- взволнованно лепетала дочь Такую сложную задачу я за все 10 лет материнства еще не решала за минуту. Потому что вопрос риторический прям на уровне Чернышевского и его «Что делать?»😅 Оказалось, это надпись на школе так смутила дочку. И вот ты в 8:40 еще обычная школьница, а в 8:5…

😁63❤52👎1🤬1

11 Sept 2026, 06:31 UTC≈2,710 views267 reactionsread 27 September 2026
Photo

Меня всё еще завораживают люди, которые строят планы на пятилетку А строят все: муж, родители, друзья. Сегодня вот Санечек был в строительном настрое: прикидывал, где захотят жить наши дети после 18 лет А я удивлялась. Сегодня 10 сентября 2026 года. Я, живая, здоровая, еду с краской в руках, потому что хочу покрасить балкон А год назад было 10 сентября 2025 года и я вышла из онколожки. Я закончила лечение, которое…

❤207💯32❤‍🔥18💔6🔥3🤗1

9 Sept 2026, 13:18 UTC≈3,300 views12 reactionsread 27 September 2026
Video

Хожу к косметологу раз в неделю и ни в чем себе не отказываю! Да, это не громкий заголовок. Так и есть. С той лишь поправочкой, что косметолог у меня теперь дома. Сняла вам обзор на аппарат Dr.Pen - это такой микронидлинг для дома. Устройство с тонкими иголочками, которые стимулируют выработку коллагена и обновление кожи. Вы слышали про фракционную мезотерапию? Это она Звучит серьёзно, но на деле - просто и безопас…

👍8❤4

2 Sept 2026, 13:46 UTC≈1,070 views75 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Как вам Чтений? Или он Чтеней? Алёнка пока не определилась 😂

😁65🔥7❤3

Showing the 12 most recent of 32 posts we hold for @ksuuuuu_govorit. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one

Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.

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#2
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#3
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#4
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#5
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#6
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#7
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#8
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#9
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#10
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#11
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#12
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#13
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#14
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#15
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#16
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@Balance_freelance · 832
#17
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#18
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#19
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@ostryanka · 18,133
#20
Готова к детям
@gotovakdetkam · 29,101
#21
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@mamalapatundel · 32,492
#22
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@kakdelarodila · 5,410
#23
МамТань
@tatipetrishcheva17 · 34,508
#24
vasilkova_maria
@vasilkova_maria · 96,076
#25
Анастасия Белько
@belko_anastasi · 2,610
#26
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#27
ALISENN
@by_alisenn · 2,280
#28
Евгения Мамалино
@mamalino_mam · 6,385
#29
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#30
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#31
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#33
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#34
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#35
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#36
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#37
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#52
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Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

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Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 25 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Та самая Ksuuuuu” (@ksuuuuu_govorit), 21,753 subscribers as measured 25 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ksuuuuu_govorit.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.