Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 59% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
31 measurements spanning 42 days, net -112. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 14,945–15,153 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 31
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 14:00
14,969
-3
16 Sept 2026, 04:00
14,972
-10
14 Sept 2026, 11:21
14,982
-10
12 Sept 2026, 18:16
14,992
-14
10 Sept 2026, 18:18
15,006
-11
7 Sept 2026, 14:38
15,017
-21
4 Sept 2026, 15:16
15,038
-9
3 Sept 2026, 02:15
15,047
-3
1 Sept 2026, 21:18
15,050
-5
31 Aug 2026, 18:36
15,055
-5
30 Aug 2026, 20:35
15,060
-11
29 Aug 2026, 21:14
15,071
-4
28 Aug 2026, 23:42
15,075
-7
28 Aug 2026, 03:13
15,082
-6
27 Aug 2026, 04:35
15,088
+3
26 Aug 2026, 01:54
15,085
+1
25 Aug 2026, 03:17
15,084
-5
22 Aug 2026, 00:47
15,089
+27
20 Aug 2026, 15:52
15,062
+12
19 Aug 2026, 14:43
15,050
first reading
Engagement
349 posts held, back to 7 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 52 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
6.70%
avg views ÷ 14,969 subscribers
Avg views / post
1,000
173 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.55%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
173
of 349 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 167 of 173 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 September 2026
Posts held
349 (7 August 2026 – 3 September 2026)
Views total
173,532
Reactions total
5,959
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
3 Sept 2026, 10:58 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
2h 08m
Average length
40s
Measured directly from 191 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
12,253 reactions across 333 posts, in 49 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
3,097
25.3%
😁
2,040
16.6%
🥰
1,065
8.69%
👍
839
6.85%
🤮
781
6.37%
🔥
766
6.25%
🤣
761
6.21%
😢
342
2.79%
💩
299
2.44%
🤯
272
2.22%
😱
263
2.15%
💯
207
1.69%
🥴
195
1.59%
🤡
183
1.49%
👏
167
1.36%
🙏
150
1.22%
😨
142
1.16%
🙈
126
1.03%
💊
88
0.718%
👎
68
0.555%
29 further kinds
402
3.28%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 334 of the 349 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 12,253 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 349 most recent posts we hold, published 7 August 2026 to 3 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Advertising
Ad load
0.287%
1 of 349 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
466
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
1,030
over 348 measured posts
An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.
This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.
Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.
Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
erid
Posts
First seen
Last seen
2VtzqwnW84b
1
18 August 2026
18 August 2026
A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.
Measured over the 349 most recent posts we hold, published 7 August 2026 to 3 September 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.
Вай какие штаны у Джей Ло шикарные. Сняла, видимо, с Александра Морозова, когда тот был колобком и снимался в "Кривом зеркале".
Есть в этом все же что-то извращенческое. Все худеют до состояния скелетов, а одежду носят, словно предназначенную толстячкам и толстушкам.
✨Noomba | Noomba в МАКС
Перед обедом предлагаем насладиться видео, которое определенно повысит вам аппетит, ну и почитать комментарии, которые однозначно будут способствовать улучшению пищеварения.
✨Noomba | Noomba в МАКС
Изабелла Росселини показала свою хулиганистую морковку.
"Я отправила Пэтти с фермы фотографию картины Диего Риверы, на которой редис изображен под землей: «Честно говоря, мне это кажется немного непристойным». Она ответила: «У меня было ощущение, что что-то происходит под землей». А сегодня она прислала мне фотографии моркови, растущей на нашей ферме!!! В смысле… мы поймали их с поличным!!!!"
Даааа, есть такую морк…
Майли Сайрус отняла ник у русской девушки. Просто взяла себе, да, без суда и следствия. Вот как все было.
В начале сентября Майли Сайрус запустила глобальный ребрендинг к выходу своего нового альбома "Bass Persuades", решив полностью отказаться от фамилии в соцсетях и оставить только мононим Miley. В результате администрация соцсети X (бывшего Твиттера) принудительно забрала короткий юзернейм @Miley у его изначально…
Майкл С. Холл и Ума Турман работают над вторым сезоном сериала «Декстер: Воскрешение» в Нью-Йорке. Их заметили во время съемок прямо посреди Таймс-сквер. Мы уже, честно сказать, считаем, что надо закопать эту стюардессу раз и навсегда. Все, что начинает превращаться в "Санта-Барбару", плохо пахнет...
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Всем смотреть! HBO показал полноценный трейлер нового "Гарри Поттера". Перевели его для вас.
✨Noomba | Noomba в МАКС
🔥6❤5💩4😱2
Showing the 12 most recent of 349 posts we hold for @noombaru. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 8 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
Жёлтая утка @zheltayautka · 36,338 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 5 September 2026
Говорящая Тыква @talking_pumpkin · 32,364 Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 5 September 2026
Бабка на лавке @babkalavka · 68,784 Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 20 August 2026
звездец какой-то @etzvezdets · 64,136 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 21 August 2026
Вера в курсе @verochkavkurse · 39,327 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 30 August 2026
Каждой твари - кампари @tvrkmpr · 22,772 Telegram ranks this channel #15 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 20 September 2026
СЕЛЕБРИТИ @selebrty · 23,498 Telegram ranks this channel #28 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 18 September 2026
Светский хроник @svetskyhronik · 47,689 Telegram ranks this channel #28 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 26 August 2026
Самые СЛИВки @samye_slyvky · 52,235 Telegram ranks this channel #46 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 24 August 2026
This channel appears in 9 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Noomba” (@noombaru), 14,969 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/noombaru.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.