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Холодец Хлодвига

@KholodetsClovis

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10,318subscribers

+296 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

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Telegram ID-1001730215000
TypeChannel
Username@KholodetsClovis
DescriptionКанал о еде в истории, политике и культуре Мистицизм огурца на полотнах Возрождения, лакомства неандертальцев и страшные секреты пищевой индустрии. По всем вопросам — @clovismeroving
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live6 November 2026
Measurements held54
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 6 November 2026
On Telegramt.me/KholodetsClovis

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 93% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.

Growth

10,01810,31810,1686 August 2026 — 10,022 subscribers6 August 2026 — 10,021 subscribers7 August 2026 — 10,022 subscribers8 August 2026 — 10,018 subscribers9 August 2026 — 10,020 subscribers10 August 2026 — 10,026 subscribers11 August 2026 — 10,030 subscribers12 August 2026 — 10,029 subscribers14 August 2026 — 10,032 subscribers15 August 2026 — 10,030 subscribers19 August 2026 — 10,028 subscribers20 August 2026 — 10,029 subscribers21 August 2026 — 10,026 subscribers24 August 2026 — 10,028 subscribers25 August 2026 — 10,036 subscribers26 August 2026 — 10,048 subscribers27 August 2026 — 10,055 subscribers28 August 2026 — 10,068 subscribers29 August 2026 — 10,078 subscribers30 August 2026 — 10,100 subscribers31 August 2026 — 10,125 subscribers1 September 2026 — 10,132 subscribers2 September 2026 — 10,136 subscribers3 September 2026 — 10,139 subscribers8 September 2026 — 10,136 subscribers11 September 2026 — 10,130 subscribers13 September 2026 — 10,123 subscribers15 September 2026 — 10,116 subscribers17 September 2026 — 10,111 subscribers19 September 2026 — 10,112 subscribers26 September 2026 — 10,140 subscribers4 October 2026 — 10,191 subscribers9 October 2026 — 10,188 subscribers13 October 2026 — 10,200 subscribers14 October 2026 — 10,191 subscribers15 October 2026 — 10,192 subscribers16 October 2026 — 10,193 subscribers18 October 2026 — 10,197 subscribers19 October 2026 — 10,192 subscribers20 October 2026 — 10,196 subscribers21 October 2026 — 10,199 subscribers22 October 2026 — 10,200 subscribers23 October 2026 — 10,197 subscribers26 October 2026 — 10,203 subscribers27 October 2026 — 10,221 subscribers28 October 2026 — 10,242 subscribers29 October 2026 — 10,253 subscribers30 October 2026 — 10,252 subscribers31 October 2026 — 10,270 subscribers1 November 2026 — 10,282 subscribers2 November 2026 — 10,313 subscribers3 November 2026 — 10,311 subscribers4 November 2026 — 10,315 subscribers6 November 2026 — 10,318 subscribers6 August 20266 November 2026
54 measurements spanning 92 days, net +296. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 9,973–10,363 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 54
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
6 Nov 2026, 17:5110,318+3
4 Nov 2026, 12:2810,315+4
3 Nov 2026, 10:3910,311-2
2 Nov 2026, 07:1610,313+31
1 Nov 2026, 09:1810,282+12
31 Oct 2026, 11:2610,270+18
30 Oct 2026, 14:4610,252-1
29 Oct 2026, 11:3010,253+11
28 Oct 2026, 08:5910,242+21
27 Oct 2026, 09:2710,221+18
26 Oct 2026, 10:5910,203+6
23 Oct 2026, 10:2910,197-3
22 Oct 2026, 09:4010,200+1
21 Oct 2026, 03:1910,199+3
20 Oct 2026, 01:2710,196+4
19 Oct 2026, 03:0610,192-5
18 Oct 2026, 00:1710,197+4
16 Oct 2026, 21:3610,193+1
15 Oct 2026, 20:5410,192+1
14 Oct 2026, 19:0710,191first reading

Engagement

58 posts held, back to 20 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 49 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
24.1%
avg views ÷ 10,318 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,480
21 posts measured
Reaction rate
3.41%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
21
of 58 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 November 2026
Posts held58 (20 July 2026 – 7 November 2026)
Views total52,170
Reactions total1,779
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken7 Nov 2026, 21:24 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
≈1,810
Videos
≈23
Links
≈896

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
1m 35s
Average length
32s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

5,549 reactions across 56 posts, in 41 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
❤1,53227.6%
👍1,29823.4%
🔥1,14220.6%
👀2714.88%
🍾2664.79%
😢2224.00%
😱1592.87%
😁1432.58%
✍991.78%
💔510.919%
👎440.793%
🤡350.631%
🥴310.559%
🗿280.505%
🤔220.396%
🕊210.378%
🤯200.36%
🥱190.342%
😨160.288%
🐳150.27%
21 further kinds1152.07%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 57 of the 58 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5,581 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 58 most recent posts we hold, published 20 July 2026 to 7 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
176
across the posts below
Posts paid on
52
of 57 we hold a reading for · 91%
Most on one post
10
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @KholodetsClovis. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 58 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 20 July 2026 to 7 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Advertising

Ad load
1.72%
1 of 58 posts carry an ad marker
Regulatory tokens
1
posts carrying an erid · 1 distinct token
Median views · ads
1,350
over 1 measured post
Median views · rest
2,530
over 56 measured posts

An ad marker, not a judgement about a post. A post is counted here because it carries one of two explicit markings: an erid token, which Russian law has required on paid placements since 2022 and which is issued against a specific advertising contract, or a #реклама / #ad hashtag in the body, which is the channel declaring it itself. The first is documentary; the second is a self-declaration and is weaker. No classifier reads the text and decides — nothing on this site guesses that a post is an advertisement.

This is a floor, and it can only ever be a floor. A channel that runs paid placements without marking them produces no marker for us to count, and an unmarked ad is indistinguishable from an ordinary post on the public surface. The ad load above therefore means “the share of posts that declared themselves”, never “the share of posts that were paid for”. A low figure is not evidence of a channel that runs few ads.

Both figures are medians, and no ratio between them is published. Each is a view reading that actually occurred on a post, picked by percentile_disc rather than averaged, so one viral post cannot move it and no interpolated value is invented between two readings. The sample on one side is under five posts, which is too thin to compare. The two figures are shown side by side with the count behind each, and deliberately not divided into a headline like “ads get x% fewer views” — an arithmetic that is easy to print and, at this sample size, means nothing.

Advertising tokens recorded on this entry
eridPostsFirst seenLast seen
2W5zFHGqoEh127 August 202627 August 2026

A token repeated across several posts is one advertising contract placed more than once, which is what the identifier is for. The strings are reproduced exactly as they appeared in the post or in its click-through URL and are not validated against any registry — we record the marker a channel published, and whether it resolves to a real contract is a question for the register that issued it.

Measured over the 58 most recent posts we hold, published 20 July 2026 to 7 November 2026. Views are the latest single reading held for each post, and any reading at or above 1,000 is rounded by Telegram to three significant figures.

Recent posts

Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 21 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).

7 Nov 2026, 07:26 UTC≈1,130 views80 reactions6 Starsread 7 November 2026
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🍻Деконструкция "закона о чистоте пива" Если вы интересуетесь пивом, то слышали про Reinheitsgebot — баварский "закон о чистоте пива" 1516 года. Этот документ обязывал использовать в пивоварении только воду, ячменный солод и хмель. Reinheitsgebot сегодня — мощнейший маркетинговый нарратив. На многих марках немецкого пива вы увидите надпись «сварено в соответствии с немецким Reinheitsgebot». Строго говоря, каждый р…

❤40👍33✍7

6 Nov 2026, 07:46 UTC≈1,410 views136 reactions10 Starsread 7 November 2026
Forwarded from @wehistoryPhoto

Персидская миниатюра, изображающая ежей за поеданием винограда, XV век ➡️➡️➡️WEHISTORY

❤90👍24🔥14🥰6🗿1🤨1

5 Nov 2026, 18:55 UTC≈1,650 views38 reactions5 Starsread 7 November 2026

Легенда о смерти Аньина напоминает историю гибели Папы Павла II — тот якобы переел дыни в летальном масштабе. И там, и там вымышленная версия смерти показывает порочность героя через его неумеренный аппетит. Базовая идея очевидна — герой был настолько несдержан в еде, что умер от этого — значит он слабовольный, глупый и недостойный человек. Но в обоих историях на этом смыслы не заканчиваются. В случае с Папой дыня …

❤14👍13🤷5👎3😁2🤣1

5 Nov 2026, 15:38 UTC≈1,690 views86 reactions6 Starsread 7 November 2026
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🍚🤬Как оскорбить Компартию рецептом жареного риса Китайские диссиденты искусны в подколах руководства КНР через полунамеки и ассоциации. Вы наверняка слышали про сравнение внешности Си Цзиньпина с Винни-Пухом, из-за которого этот персонаж долго был запрещен в КНР (кстати, сейчас бан уже снят). Но мем про Винни-Пуха куда безобиднее другой антисистемной шутки, получивший популярность несколько лет назад. Ее суть про…

❤27👍22💔9😭9🔥7😁4🥱3👎2

3 Nov 2026, 08:48 UTC≈2,140 views87 reactions10 Starsread 7 November 2026
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Почему раньше было так много кривых и горбатых🧑‍🦽 Вы замечали, что в исторической литературе и живописи — от картин Босха до романов Диккенса, так много людей с болезнями костей, например хромых и с кривыми спинами? Объяснение простое — множество людей во все времена страдало от дефицита витамина D. Его нехватка среди прочего вызывает проблемы с костями, в том числе рахит у детей (картинка 2). Витамин D мы получае…

👍62❤21😢4

2 Nov 2026, 12:01 UTC≈2,370 views107 reactions5 Starsread 7 November 2026
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🍻🇩🇪Как пиво и Тацит помогли придумать немецкую нацию Современная немецкая пивная культура позиционирует себя как древняя, но появилась она совсем недавно — в конце XIX века. Да, в средние века жители разрозненных немецких государств обожали пиво, которое было широко распространено по всей стране. Сегодня центр пивоварения в Германии — южные регионы, но в средние века было популярно прежде всего северное пиво из го…

👍54🍾32❤9🔥5✍2🤩2❤‍🔥1👀1

2 Nov 2026, 07:33 UTC≈4,390 views58 reactions4 Starsread 7 November 2026
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Минус 100 кг за 40 дней — как худели короли в Средние века В X веке король Леона Санчо I вошёл в историю с прозвищем Толстый. Весил он столько, что не мог сам сесть на коня и ходить в походы — и знать попросту лишила его трона. Бабушка Санчо, королева Тода, решила вернуть внуку корону и отправила его к знаменитому врачу из Кордовы, Хасдаю ибн Шапруту. То, что было дальше, сегодня звучит как сюжет ужастика. Короля…

🗿25❤10👍8😁5👎3😱3💔2🤡2

1 Nov 2026, 08:25 UTC≈2,510 views69 reactions4 Starsread 7 November 2026
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Первая в истории пивная банка от американской пивоварни Krueger's. Была представлена 24 января 1935 года. Такие банки изготавливались из стали и открывались специальным ключом, как консервы. Новинка быстро завоевала популярность: уже через полгода продажи пива в банках значительно превысили традиционные продажи в бутылках. #хх_новое_время #хх_сша Холодец Хлодвига|Еда в истории, политике и культуре

🍾43👀12❤8👍4🌭1🔥1

31 Oct 2026, 08:54 UTC≈2,670 views96 reactions5 Starsread 7 November 2026
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🦭🩸Варенье из тюленя и кровавая каша: чем питались древние европейцы Балтики Одним из ключевых промысловых видов неолитической культуры ямной керамики (3500-2300 гг. до н. э.), представители которой жили в южной Скандинавии, был тюлень. Это не очень-то способное противостоять человеку животное давало мясо, шкуру, кровь и, возможно, самый главный ресурс — жир. Археологические находки показывают, что представители эт…

👍31❤26🥴21💔7🔥6🍓3👎1😢1

30 Oct 2026, 16:40 UTC≈2,680 views35 reactions1 Starread 7 November 2026
Forwarded from @nitkatea

Posted without readable text

❤15👍13🥴7

30 Oct 2026, 09:20 UTC≈2,750 views136 reactions5 Starsread 7 November 2026
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🥦🇪🇺Кочерыжка белого человека: как Европа подарила миру капусту Осознали, что на вчерашней карте упущен один очень важный вид, одомашненный в Европе и подаривший миру сразу множество ценнейших сельскохозяйственных культур. Речь о дикой горчице, Brassica oleracea. Она же — дикая капуста. Горчицы? Да! Именно от нее происходят все виды капусты от брокколи до кольраби, а также салат кейл, которые являются сортами одного…

❤73🔥41👍19🤯2💔1

29 Oct 2026, 08:49 UTC≈2,370 views77 reactions5 Starsread 7 November 2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🍔Лондонский стритфуд XVII века Лондон XVII-XVIII веков был очень шумным местом. Визитной карточкой мегаполиса стали крикливые торговцы, которые продавали еду (преимущественно стритфуд, чтобы съесть на месте) и другие товары с тележек или из простых лавочек. Рекламируя свои товары, каждый выкрикивал их наименования и расхваливал свойства в своей уникальной распевной манере. Клиенты часто вычленяли нужного им…

❤41👍24🔥12

Showing the 12 most recent of 58 posts we hold for @KholodetsClovis. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Posts edited after publishing

@KholodetsClovis edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.

An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.

First edit seen
24 August 2026
Most recent edit
24 August 2026

Posts recorded as deleted after publishing

We recorded 2 posts on @KholodetsClovis as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.

A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.

First seen missing
18 August 2026
Most recent seen missing
26 August 2026
Median time before seen missing
33 hours
Seen missing in the last 30 days
0

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Холодец Хлодвига” (@KholodetsClovis), 10,318 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/KholodetsClovis.

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