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Neural Machine

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48,767subscribers

-12 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001179898802
TypeChannel
Username@neuralmachine
DescriptionПо всем вопросам: @romantrunin Контент проекта сгенерирован из бессмысленных комбинаций букв и представляет собой глитчи нейросети Google Translate. Результаты отбираем творчески, как вы любите. Лицензия: https://clck.ru/3FYGtA
Created1 February 2018measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live21 August 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 21 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/neuralmachine

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 21 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 47% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

48,75248,82548,788.56 August 2026 — 48,779 subscribers6 August 2026 — 48,796 subscribers7 August 2026 — 48,825 subscribers8 August 2026 — 48,823 subscribers9 August 2026 — 48,803 subscribers10 August 2026 — 48,795 subscribers12 August 2026 — 48,779 subscribers13 August 2026 — 48,758 subscribers15 August 2026 — 48,752 subscribers16 August 2026 — 48,754 subscribers17 August 2026 — 48,756 subscribers18 August 2026 — 48,763 subscribers19 August 2026 — 48,785 subscribers20 August 2026 — 48,772 subscribers21 August 2026 — 48,767 subscribers48,7676 August 202621 August 2026
15 measurements spanning 16 days, net -12. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 48,741–48,836 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
21 Aug 2026, 19:3848,767-5
20 Aug 2026, 15:3848,772-13
19 Aug 2026, 17:4348,785+22
18 Aug 2026, 16:2648,763+7
17 Aug 2026, 18:5848,756+2
16 Aug 2026, 17:5248,754+2
15 Aug 2026, 02:4848,752-6
13 Aug 2026, 16:2848,758-21
12 Aug 2026, 15:1448,779-16
10 Aug 2026, 15:4448,795-8
9 Aug 2026, 18:2148,803-20
8 Aug 2026, 18:4248,823-2
7 Aug 2026, 19:3548,825+29
6 Aug 2026, 16:2248,796+17
6 Aug 2026, 03:5148,779first reading

Engagement

53 posts held, back to 27 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 35 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
41.8%
avg views ÷ 48,767 subscribers
Avg views / post
20,400
53 posts measured
Reaction rate
4.91%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
53
of 53 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 22 August 2026
Posts held53 (27 July 202622 August 2026)
Views total1,080,180
Reactions total53,079
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken22 Aug 2026, 14:22 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
52
Links
28

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

49,999 reactions across 50 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 56.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
28,47156.9%
🥰7,32614.7%
😱4,0068.01%
😢3,5617.12%
😈3,0216.04%
💊1,1752.35%
🤯1,1432.29%
👏6251.25%
🖕4890.978%
🤡920.184%
👎900.18%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 53 of the 53 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 53,079reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 53 most recent posts we hold, published 27 July 2026 to 22 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
83
across the posts below
Posts paid on
43
of 53 we hold a reading for · 81%
Most on one post
10
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @neuralmachine. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 53 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 27 July 2026 to 22 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

22 Aug 2026, 12:19 UTC≈5,880 views558 reactions3 Starsread 22 August 2026

Мы знаем, что ты еврей.

😱36186🤯51😈32🥰12🖕8👎2👏2

20 Aug 2026, 16:26 UTC≈12,000 views1,021 reactionsread 22 August 2026

Огромная грудь, способная превратить мужчину в собаку, — вот что действительно внушает опасность.

602🥰160😈130😱71💊20🖕15😢12🤯6

20 Aug 2026, 09:38 UTC≈12,100 views864 reactions2 Starsread 22 August 2026

Сердце говорит: я хочу стать домашним пивоваром.

600🥰188💊44😈21😱8🖕2😢1

19 Aug 2026, 15:11 UTC≈12,100 views764 reactions1 Starread 22 August 2026

В голове у меня много волков, дорогая моя.

488😈155😱51🥰27💊18😢11👏8🖕4

19 Aug 2026, 09:19 UTC≈14,300 views839 reactions1 Starread 22 August 2026

Лягушачья попка — залог хорошего ночного сна.

537🥰184😱63😈29🤯11💊9🖕4🤡1

18 Aug 2026, 16:30 UTC≈14,500 views904 reactions1 Starread 22 August 2026

Пососите свое эго, оно очень красивое.

584🥰205👏41💊24🤯16😈14😱8🖕6

18 Aug 2026, 14:27 UTC≈14,800 views856 reactions1 Starread 22 August 2026

Я симпатичная, потому что принимаю жабий порошок.

535😱149🥰82😈35💊23🤯20👏6🤡3

18 Aug 2026, 11:38 UTC≈21,800 views1,443 reactions1 Starread 22 August 2026

Я слышал, что секс лучше, когда в нем участвует девушка, но я не думал, что это правда.

843😱306🤯117🥰75😈46👎22💊13🖕12

17 Aug 2026, 15:35 UTC≈15,300 views713 reactions1 Starread 22 August 2026

Русский пельмень и мужчина средних лет, такова система.

501🤯108🥰53😈18💊12😢6👎4👏4

17 Aug 2026, 09:38 UTC≈22,000 views1,118 reactions2 Starsread 22 August 2026

Я хочу бросить пить, но я еще не допил.

776👏161💊58😢35🥰31🤡24😈19🤯8

16 Aug 2026, 15:44 UTC≈16,500 views764 reactions1 Starread 22 August 2026

Я знаю, что ты шпион.

396😱254😈64🤯20🥰8🖕7💊6😢5

16 Aug 2026, 12:13 UTC≈18,500 views989 reactions1 Starread 22 August 2026

Вы такие бессердечные, я собираюсь с вами поругаться, ребята.

615😢220🥰59😈51💊16👏13🤯8🖕4

Showing the 12 most recent of 53 posts we hold for @neuralmachine. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,755 of 1,584,142entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

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Счастливые женщины постят
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МАААМ
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кар!
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「」luc1enz0s nightmare「」
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S_Bibaнархист🚩🚩
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Что-то на богатом
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2 posts
фрактальная партия черешня
@cherypol · 13
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Hot Wheels
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2 posts
Hikkiomori larp confession
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2 posts
Эллилион
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2 posts
❂𐂷 ƖƝƑⰙ|ⱲƖȴȴ 𐂷❂
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2 posts
Кент на кухне
@kitchen_homie · 10
2 posts
Инфо/щп ковер
@koverKvwk228 · 6
2 posts
кудахтахтах настоящий
@KUDAHTOOHTOOH_true · 23
2 posts
предсмертные юморески
@montesmortem · 14
2 posts
соль wokeпост 69hundred BURGERS
@nirululz · 48
2 posts
Goth Peter
@PeterGoth · 449
2 posts
~°《Аш》°~/ Рест😋
@prostoKanal_da_da · 25
2 posts
Sarah!! ^^
@Sara_Danbar · 163
2 posts
пшеницаделоговорит
@solodoteka · 165
2 posts
Сёма тут
@somuchhere · 17
2 posts
книга жалоб саши 📗
@xxndrx · 27
2 posts
Фривольный дневник
@yagnenokvkorobke · 11
2 posts
(Не)Нужный контент, собираемый Зуриком.
@zurikchan · 456
2 posts
Жопный гусь
@a2sgoose · 15
1 post
A\Ɐ
@a_new · 9
1 post
Архив
@ar4ivum · 31
1 post
Эшли Джонсон позвонит
@ashleyjohnsoncalls · 309
1 post
ягодное безобразие
@Berrysside · 40
1 post
берти боже где я
@biboberti · 135
1 post
Blóðgatari
@bloodgatari · 44
1 post
Бобринский пикми щп
@bodrisheeetpost · 136
1 post
Бля, я богема
@bogemblya · 2
1 post
Pizdatiy дед 🪲
@brother_in_rock · 140
1 post
слезы по сонсанам
@cry4seosang · 190
1 post
идут три еврея по дороге
@cukerkinakladovka · 8
1 post
: Mast3rr and inf0 . <(ツ)
@dangeruosMaster_info · 15
1 post
till death do us together
@death_research · 104
1 post
херота кошачья 🐈
@djdjxkdkxb · 20
1 post
任性芳之道
@egodeva · 76
1 post
РЬ)Б@ Ф 4NПС@}{ [zhaluetsa]
@fishinchipscomplain · 52
1 post
Daniel / GVDT... [ARCHIVE]
@front242_Kroker · 24
1 post
双葉ちゃんの青春!!!! 🌱🌻
@ftbchnsesshun · 7
1 post
Имитация бурной идеятельности
@gerych_ideaC21H23NO5 · 94
1 post
Гвидон Гнидоедов🇮🇲
@gnddv · 6
1 post
GorokhOlehOfficial
@gorokholeg_official · 104
1 post
Асфиксия и другие радости🇺🇦
@happyAsphyxia · 149
1 post
Yozhиная Мордочка<^°•°^>🦔
@hegdehoglife · 92
1 post
нокаут.
@helplss · 45
1 post
trip hips
@hipss_asagirs · 22
1 post
Я кишечная палочка. А вы ?
@hjsjdhdkdkjejejekdj · 13
1 post
Хлібороб
@hlibirob_journal · 3
1 post
Дом Зимы
@house_of_winter · 99
1 post
The House of Eternal Flame | Кеметизм
@houseofeternalflame · 36
1 post
Invisible things...
@illusionC · 112
1 post
Кина больше нет
@kafedraprikladnoypsihonavtiki · 40
1 post
интенсивные поглаживания
@karaskoi · 56
1 post
Когда никто не слышит
@KartinkiVaibAndreiZernovnikov · 98
1 post
Мемы которые спасают меня от суицида
@keepyourselfalivee · 30
1 post
киря
@kiriyosh · 82
1 post
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@krau2 · 347
1 post
🦠женче артит
@krisquac · 76
1 post
4am
@kyokkkkk · 61
1 post
le bébé chat
@lebebesha · 19
1 post
супер померашки
@lowwlights · 5
1 post
`" Mari Comfortable Diary `
@MaryFoU · 2
1 post
soleil épicé
@matchaitea · 2
1 post
00110
@met4zyy · 15
1 post
3d †
@mrmrtyan · 10,350
1 post
ННБРТО🝑
@nnbrto · 113
1 post
Мемный склад им. Киити Гото
@no_name_selected · 169
1 post
𝚃𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚢
@no_time_for_romance · 27
1 post
Новичок
@novichokmedia · 39
1 post
скурены hell nuh здравствуйте
@ODADOZA420 · 8
1 post
канал офодокси ✿ (рест)
@ofodoxiie · 135
1 post
ОтЛичный психолог | Вера Сушкова
@otli4nyi_psiholog · 314
1 post
я хотіла тобі сказати
@oversecrets · 9
1 post
карманное солнце ☀️
@p0cket_sun · 10
1 post
хрюнилище пепелище
@pepeluzche · 107
1 post
мой психолог посмеялся
@psyhahah · 80
1 post
PAWIDLO
@PWWIDLO · 752
1 post
no rest for the self-destructive
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1 post
RR cafe
@rrcafee · 111
1 post
ʰᵉᶫᶫᵒ𖦹⃞𝙎𝟯𝙑𝟯𝙉
@s3v3ncom · 52
1 post
био самсы тэч
@samsobio · 20
1 post
макробложик сигмовского
@sigmovskiystuff · 41
1 post
Еврей сквад | шитпост
@simpsvetlovolosbl · 38
1 post
Zheed & Sneed
@smthinwicked · 420
1 post
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@SolivanBrugmansiaMINE · 211
1 post
Randal Ivory
@sosokrandal · 43
1 post
asphodel
@ssshmln · 964
1 post
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@stsenariysk · 8
1 post
🇹​​​​​🇦​​​​​🇨​​​​​🇭​​​​​🇮​​​​​🇧​​​​​🇷​​​​​🇦
@tachibra · 14
1 post
лайфстайл
@tanminaaa · 81
1 post
бронебійна ніжність
@tendersis · 26
1 post
tera‘s archive
@terasarchiv · 5
1 post
В⃨о⃨л⃨ч⃨ь⃨и⃨ п⃨а⃨л⃨а⃨т⃨ы⃨
@ulvecolle · 95
1 post
꒰VINORI𔓕̸DESH𐦯.†<><>† tkatbOC
@V08Dash · 70
1 post
закрыто!!хэнки-король мудозвонов|веселина главная баррифилка мира
@veselinavstranedurakov · 2
1 post
feathered propaganda machine
@voxebannych · 78
1 post
ᴦ᧐нκ᧐нᴦᥴκᥲя ʙᥲɸ᧘я
@WaffleTosya · 89
1 post
WTTM
@wake_the_tiger_movement · 98
1 post
сася винько печатает
@wathinca · 9
1 post
daily pudding
@wdyyyym · 184
1 post
Ведро для ора
@wellforyell · 62
1 post
...
@wish_ck · 1
1 post
⌗ секта тойяфанов
@wwwshinnie · 43
1 post
туберкулёз
@yaaasshaaa · 17
1 post
B@№g 4@]~[
@youwannabang · 166
1 post
Что-нибудь с чего ХЕХЕ я сюда если что положу
@Zabavnovoe · 203
1 post
Рыболовные войска𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
@zumangeln · 31
1 post

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Testsapo: Тесты и квизы
@testsapo · 111,992
Telegram ranks this channel #41 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 14 August 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 21 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Neural Machine” (@neuralmachine), 48,767 subscribers as measured 21 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/neuralmachine.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.