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Препод говорит

@prepodsay

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39,453subscribers

-179 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001618130630
TypeChannel
Username@prepodsay
DescriptionОстроумные цитаты любимых преподавателей. Реклама: @frank_adv @fomin717 Предложить цитату: @prepodsaybot https://www.gosuslugi.ru/snet/676e6da51e4e233a7191cc8f
Created21 April 2023measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live29 August 2026
Measurements held23
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 29 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/prepodsay

Growth

39,45339,63239,542.56 August 2026 — 39,632 subscribers6 August 2026 — 39,628 subscribers7 August 2026 — 39,627 subscribers8 August 2026 — 39,622 subscribers9 August 2026 — 39,619 subscribers10 August 2026 — 39,609 subscribers11 August 2026 — 39,597 subscribers12 August 2026 — 39,592 subscribers13 August 2026 — 39,578 subscribers15 August 2026 — 39,569 subscribers16 August 2026 — 39,565 subscribers17 August 2026 — 39,563 subscribers18 August 2026 — 39,559 subscribers19 August 2026 — 39,552 subscribers20 August 2026 — 39,551 subscribers21 August 2026 — 39,536 subscribers23 August 2026 — 39,527 subscribers24 August 2026 — 39,510 subscribers25 August 2026 — 39,495 subscribers26 August 2026 — 39,480 subscribers27 August 2026 — 39,469 subscribers28 August 2026 — 39,464 subscribers29 August 2026 — 39,453 subscribers6 August 202629 August 2026
23 measurements spanning 23 days, net -179. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 39,426–39,659 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 23
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
29 Aug 2026, 13:3439,453-11
28 Aug 2026, 16:5339,464-5
27 Aug 2026, 19:0639,469-11
26 Aug 2026, 17:5539,480-15
25 Aug 2026, 15:2839,495-15
24 Aug 2026, 17:0839,510-17
23 Aug 2026, 00:5739,527-9
21 Aug 2026, 13:0339,536-15
20 Aug 2026, 12:5239,551-1
19 Aug 2026, 10:3839,552-7
18 Aug 2026, 14:0339,559-4
17 Aug 2026, 17:1839,563-2
16 Aug 2026, 14:4639,565-4
15 Aug 2026, 00:1539,569-9
13 Aug 2026, 12:2739,578-14
12 Aug 2026, 12:2439,592-5
11 Aug 2026, 12:4339,597-12
10 Aug 2026, 12:5839,609-10
9 Aug 2026, 16:2139,619-3
8 Aug 2026, 18:0239,622first reading

Engagement

84 posts held, back to 29 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 53 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
25.2%
avg views ÷ 39,453 subscribers
Avg views / post
9,940
79 posts measured
Reaction rate
6.74%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
79
of 84 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held84 (29 July 202628 August 2026)
Views total785,270
Reactions total52,894
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken30 Aug 2026, 06:20 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
24
Videos
5
Links
21

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 30 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
10s
Average length
10s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

56,747 reactions across 84 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.2% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁20,52336.2%
18,29232.2%
🔥7,70713.6%
🥰4,3657.69%
😭2,6564.68%
👍1,2482.20%
5300.934%
🤡5130.904%
🤔4380.772%
🗿2150.379%
🤯940.166%
😐840.148%
👎620.109%
🤬200.035%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 84 of the 84 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 56,747reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 84 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 17:35 UTC≈5,440 views541 reactionsread 30 August 2026

Наука как секс: можно получать практический результат, но большинство занимаются ради удовольствия. #Брызгалина #мгу

306😁146🔥68🥰12😭62🤡1

28 Aug 2026, 13:27 UTC≈5,870 views472 reactionsread 30 August 2026

Девочки, нужно не принца искать, а самой быть принцессой. #Каштанова #нгпу

282🔥100🥰46👍18🤡14😭6😁3🤔2

28 Aug 2026, 10:17 UTC≈6,370 views722 reactionsread 30 August 2026

Вот уже 30 лет, как я преподаю в университете и каждый год я говорю одно и то же: делайте домашнее задание в тот день, когда проходили материал, в крайнем случае на следующее утро. Дальше — бесполезно будет. Домашнее задание нужно, чтобы закрепить материал, а не для того, чтобы отчитаться передо мной о том, что вы что-то сделали. Особенно если делали это в 12 часов ночи в день семинара. 30 лет я говорю это студентам

400😭208👍50🔥30😁254😐3🤬1

28 Aug 2026, 09:10 UTC≈5,990 views12 reactionsread 30 August 2026
Photo

🎓 Сдаешь экзамены? Не готовься по информации прошлого года. В каналах Умскул преподаватели следят за изменениями ОГЭ/ЕГЭ и сразу рассказывают, что реально важно. Помимо этого, с ними ты можешь готовиться по 10-15 минут в день и уже добавить себе баллов на экзамене! РАЗБОРЫ ДЕМОВЕРСИЙ ОГЭ 2027 УЖЕ НАЧАЛИСЬ, ЕГЭ УЖЕ НА ПОДХОДЕ! На каналах уже начали разбирать, выбирай предмет и залетай на разборы. Все предметы ниже 🔽

😐6👎4🤡2

28 Aug 2026, 08:36 UTC≈5,860 views541 reactionsread 30 August 2026

С: А если я ходила на фортепиано и бросила, моё межполушарное взаимодействие ухудшится? П: Оно может ухудшиться только в одном случае: если ваш преподаватель по фортепиано будет настолько недоволен фактом вашего ухода из музыки, что вскроет вам череп и удалить мозолистое тело. В остальных случаях вы можете потерять навык, но выработанная связь останется. #Покровская #мгппу

🔥305116😁96🥰13😭6🤡5

27 Aug 2026, 17:50 UTC≈6,680 views688 reactionsread 30 August 2026

У вас КПД отрицательный? Вы вывели коэффициент бесполезного действия? #Андреева #спбпу

🥰357😁187104🔥25😭12👍1👎1🤡1

27 Aug 2026, 14:33 UTC≈6,740 views594 reactionsread 30 August 2026

Люди ненавидят дробные числа на генетическом уровне. Раньше как пещерный человек всё считал? По пальцам. Один, два, три... А дроби как? Непонятно. Что такое одна вторая? Полпальца? Это больно! #Кутернин #гуу

🔥284😁19872👍19😭11🥰52👎2

27 Aug 2026, 13:30 UTC≈5,800 views139 reactionsread 30 August 2026
Photo

⚡️Разыгрываем 3 билета на концерт Канье Уэста. Да, на тот самый, который пройдет 10-11 октября в Санкт-Петербурге на «Газпром-Арене». Билеты раскупают за секунды, но админы все успели ради вас. Условия: нужно быть подписанным на @kollegi и @trends и нажать кнопку «Хочу на Канье». Счастливчика выберет бот рандомно, результаты будут уже 10 сентября в 18:00. Фанаты Копатыча, пробуем удачу 🤩🤩

🤡109🤬13😐11😁5🗿1

27 Aug 2026, 10:14 UTC≈6,580 views555 reactionsread 30 August 2026

Иди, спи в другом месте! Не вызывай у меня чувство острой зависти! #Ежова #спбпу

🔥276😁17872😭197🥰2🤡1

27 Aug 2026, 08:43 UTC≈6,910 views600 reactionsread 30 August 2026

Люди — как батарейки: имеют свои плюсы и минусы. Не бывает батареек только с плюсами или только с минусами. Такие батарейки бесполезны. #Артышко #тогу

379116🔥64😁23👍7🥰5😭3🗿2

26 Aug 2026, 17:41 UTC≈7,370 views536 reactionsread 30 August 2026

Валерианка помогает, если добавить 30 капель на стакан коньяка. #Суфиянова #тюмгму

👍242😁15672🔥3414🗿8😭4🤡2

26 Aug 2026, 14:18 UTC≈7,110 views579 reactionsread 30 August 2026

Товарищи, ну вы спросите у пациента, что он принимает. Неизвестно, сколько людей лечат одного пациента. Это ж не только врач, но и бабка у подъезда, жена, любовница. #Маль #кгму

😁38569😐47😭35🔥20👍8🗿43

Showing the 12 most recent of 84 posts we hold for @prepodsay. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 269,668 of 1,626,884entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Цитаты преподавателей
@quotes_teacher · 47,713
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 26 August 2026
Философ душевой кабинки
@feelings_shower · 53,925
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 24 August 2026
Neural Machine
@neuralmachine · 48,740
Telegram ranks this channel #25 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 26 August 2026
Hot Idioms | Английские идиомы
@hot_idioms · 54,676
Telegram ranks this channel #91 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 23 August 2026

This channel appears in 4 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Препод говорит” (@prepodsay), 39,453 subscribers as measured 29 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/prepodsay.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.