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Channel
@ca11_you
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
141,677subscribers
-1,676 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.
| Telegram ID | -1001592724979 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ca11_you |
| Description | Главный поставщик корпоративного хаоса и занимательных историй из соседнего офиса. Добро пожаловать, коллеги! Сотрудничество: @lurialex Предложка: @avansanebudet_bot По вопросам разбана: @v_shaan РКН: https://clck.ru/3Ffytn |
| Created | 4 September 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 30 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ca11_you |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 9 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 90% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Sept 2026, 03:38 | 141,677 | -88 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 19:21 | 141,765 | -144 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 09:18 | 141,909 | -46 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 02:59 | 141,955 | -30 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 19:18 | 141,985 | -95 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 17:03 | 142,080 | -55 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 20:17 | 142,135 | -49 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 21:14 | 142,184 | -42 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 19:35 | 142,226 | -48 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 20:42 | 142,274 | -86 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 17:16 | 142,360 | -49 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 20:24 | 142,409 | -49 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 19:49 | 142,458 | -72 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 20:54 | 142,530 | -156 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 02:59 | 142,686 | -66 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 17:08 | 142,752 | -52 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 11:42 | 142,804 | -35 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 12:54 | 142,839 | -38 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 16:28 | 142,877 | -49 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 16:47 | 142,926 | first reading |
133 posts held, back to 2 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 78 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 11 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 133 (2 August 2026 – 11 September 2026) |
| Views total | 1,168,480 |
| Reactions total | 18,647 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Sept 2026, 17:25 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 12 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Measured directly from 31 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
26,851 reactions across 133 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 9,874 | 36.8% | |
| 😁 | 6,156 | 22.9% | |
| ❤ | 2,914 | 10.9% | |
| 👍 | 1,990 | 7.41% | |
| 🤯 | 1,882 | 7.01% | |
| 🔥 | 1,406 | 5.24% | |
| 😢 | 923 | 3.44% | |
| 🌚 | 665 | 2.48% | |
| 🤔 | 355 | 1.32% | |
| 🥰 | 279 | 1.04% | |
| 🤝 | 224 | 0.834% | |
| 🫡 | 147 | 0.547% | |
| 👨💻 | 36 | 0.134% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 133 of the 133 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 26,851 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 133 most recent posts we hold, published 2 August 2026 to 11 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
«Как сказать клиенту, что цена выросла»: собрали способы сообщить о повышении расценок в стиле русских писателей. Отдел продаж, берите на вооружение.
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Аналог фразы «шарашкиной конторы» нашли в английском: звучит он как «Mickey Mouse operation». Англоязычные говорят так о компании, где все организовано через одно место. При этом есть еще «Mickey Mouse job» — это бессмысленная или выполненная спустя рукава работа. Коллеги, в резюме так и указываем.
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Пятница — самый худший день для работы, если вы хотите выгореть, заявили психологи. В список самых непродуктивных также попали понедельник и четверг: после выходных мозг еще не включился в рабочий режим, а к концу недели уже мысленно ушел отдыхать. Сегодня не работаем, коллеги.
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Пользователи сети обнаружили, что по ОМС можно получить аж 10 бесплатных сеансов массажа. В комментариях люди делятся и другими находками: кто-то рассказывает даже о бесплатном МРТ. Деды 25+, ваш выход.
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Во Вьетнаме нашли ферму с услугой гусиного массажа за 320 рублей — в провинции Куангбинь сотни уток и гусей готовы пообниматься, покормиться с рук и даже пощипаться. Однозначно пакуем чемоданы.
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Знаменитые обои из Windows XP нашлись в Забайкалье. Парень во время отпуска случайно обнаружил точную копию легендарного зеленого холма с голубым небом, который миллионы годами созерцали на экранах. pov: ты решил отдохнуть от офисного компьютера.
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Имитация бурной деятельности — главный навык для карьерного роста, считают психологи. Руководители оценивают подчиненных не по реальным продажам или закрытым задачам, а по тому, насколько сильно те создают видимость работы. В итоге тихий трудяга, молча выполняющий свою работу, проигрывает коллеге, который весь день бегает с ноутбуком и громко рассказывает о своей загруженности. Меньше делаем — громче кричим, коллег…
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В сети показали эйчара, который сильно залагал в матрице. Константин, у нас заболел мозг, у вас сегодня собеседование завтра вчера.
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⚡️ КОНКУРС! Разыгрываем новый складной iPhone Duo, который только что представила Apple. Будете самым модным в городе и без пустого кошелька 👀 Для участия нужно: 1️⃣. Быть подписанным на @trendsetter и @lider 2️⃣. Нажать на кнопку «Забираю раскладушку» под постом Уже 9 октября рандомайзер определит одного победителя, и мы отправим ему новый айфон в любом цвете. Погнали!!! 🔪
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Девушка создала расширение, которое заменяет лицо на мемы. Плагин считывает мимику и подставляет подходящую картинку или видео. Расширение пока тестируют, но уже скоро оно появится в общем доступе. 100% явка на созвоны обеспечена.
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Beyoncé продает пустую деревянную коробку за $950 (≈ ₽82 тысячи). Ящик предназначен для хранения виниловых пластинок певицы, но они в стоимость почему-то не входят. Деньги из воздуха буквально.
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По Telegram гуляет стикер весом всего 269 байт, который мгновенно роняет iOS и Desktop-версии мессенджера. Android упирается в лимиты и игнорирует его, а вот «яблочные» устройства честно пытаются прогрузить файл, съедают всю память и вылетают. На всякий случай: не открывайте чаты от незнакомцев, где последнее сообщение — стикер. Вас предупредили, коллеги.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 133 posts we hold for @ca11_you. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 3 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 13 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
This channel appears in 54 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“мы вам перезвоним” (@ca11_you), 141,677 subscribers as measured 12 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ca11_you.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.