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LAMAANE📮🦋

@LAMAANe24h

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19,110subscribers

-416 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 10,000–31,623.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001795607938
TypeChannel
Username@LAMAANe24h
CreatedBetween 1 January 2022 and 28 February 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held33
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/LAMAANe24h

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Content that also appears on other registered channels

Posts published here appear word for word on 2 other registered channels. The matching is on the text itself, not on Telegram’s forward marker, so it finds a copy whether or not it was labelled as one.

Matching posts — open both and compare (6 of the pairs behind the counts below)
Posted firstThenOverlapGap
@dhiiriye/404814 Jul 2026, 06:32 UTC@LAMAANe24h/4589 · this entry14 Jul 2026, 06:32 UTC1.00under a minute
@dhiiriye/405621 Jul 2026, 14:54 UTC@LAMAANe24h/4595 · this entry21 Jul 2026, 14:55 UTC1.00under a minute
@dhiiriye/405722 Jul 2026, 03:50 UTC@LAMAANe24h/4596 · this entry22 Jul 2026, 03:51 UTC1.00under a minute
@dhiiriye/406024 Jul 2026, 06:04 UTC@LAMAANe24h/4599 · this entry24 Jul 2026, 08:22 UTC1.002.3 hours
@dhiiriye/406125 Jul 2026, 13:26 UTC@LAMAANe24h/4600 · this entry25 Jul 2026, 13:26 UTC1.00under a minute
@LAMAANe24h/4601 · this entry26 Jul 2026, 16:45 UTC@dhiiriye/406226 Jul 2026, 16:45 UTC1.00under a minute
Every channel this entry shares post bodies with
ChannelMatching postsText overlapTypical gapPublished first
@dhiiriye6 (6/6 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@dhiiriye (60)
@wadnojacayl5 (5/5 hand-verifiable sample passed)1.00under a minute@wadnojacayl (41)

Text overlap is the Jaccard coefficient over the set of distinct three-word phrases in the two bodies: 1.00 is identical wording, and the threshold for counting a pair at all is 0.70. Candidates are generated by simhash LSH (4 x 16-bit bands, exact Hamming <= 3) verified against the bodies with Jaccard over the SET of distinct 3-word shingles. Published first counts which side of each matching pair carries the earlier timestamp — in this corpus, which is the limitation directly below.

What this cannot establish

MEASURED, DOMINANT ERROR SOURCE: a post ingested before 2026-08-06 may have carried a forward header that was not recorded. A 45-pair hand-check against live t.me pages found 14 (31%) where the live page shows a forward header naming the other channel and the database has none, plus 4 more (9%) naming a third party. The text match itself was wrong 0 times out of 45. Read attribution_capture.items_in_trusted_window before treating the unattributed count as a claim.

Telegram lets a channel forward a post with a header naming the source, and we only began reliably recording that header on 2026-08-06. None of the 10 matches recorded here fall after that date, so for this entry we cannot say whether any of them carried a credit. The duplication is measured; the absence of attribution is not.

“Published first” means first in this corpus. We hold 16 comparable posts for this entry, running 14 July 2026 to 7 August 2026. A channel we have read one page deep will look younger than a neighbour we have read in full, and the order would flip with no change in the underlying facts.

The detector’s own notes on this observation, as it recorded them. Names in this_style are fields of the underlying evidence record, which the plain-English paragraphs above read out for this entry.

  • Verbatim republication has three causes and the text separates only two: a clone/mirror, unattributed copy-paste, or BOTH channels copying a common third source that neither attributes. The spread filter (content held by at most 8 channels) reduces the third and does not remove it.
  • 'Earliest' means earliest IN THIS CORPUS. A channel ingested one page deep will look younger than a neighbour ingested in full; corpus_coverage above is there to be checked before the direction is believed.
  • shared_verified_est extrapolates the sampled pass rate over the full narrow match count; sampled/passed are the numbers actually measured.
  • Absence of a forward header is not proof of intent: Telegram lets a channel disable forward attribution, and a credit written in the body is not parsed as attribution here (mention_edge_either_way above is the closest available signal).

Across the whole group of 3, the earliest publisher we hold is @dhiiriye. That is a statement about our reading window, not a claim of authorship.

Recorded under the key clone_copy, last confirmed 8 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Also posting the same content

This channel’s posts match, word for word or near enough, posts on 2 other registered channels, found by comparing text fingerprints across every channel on the register. That matching has been checked by hand against the live Telegram pages and found reliable — 0 wrong of 45 pairs re-read.

Which channel, if either, published first is deliberately not shown. The same hand-check found that reading wrong 18 of 45 times — 60%, no better than a coin flip — because it depends on how deep our own crawl happened to reach into each channel’s history, not on when the content was actually first posted. This list is ordered by subscriber count, the same as every other listing on this site, never by which channel we think came first. Word-for-word matching has several ordinary explanations besides copying — a channel mirroring itself, an unattributed repost, or two channels independently repeating the same wire story — and this measurement cannot tell those apart. How this is measured.

Growth

19,11019,52619,3186 August 2026 — 19,526 subscribers7 August 2026 — 19,510 subscribers8 August 2026 — 19,521 subscribers9 August 2026 — 19,526 subscribers10 August 2026 — 19,497 subscribers11 August 2026 — 19,471 subscribers12 August 2026 — 19,441 subscribers13 August 2026 — 19,428 subscribers14 August 2026 — 19,429 subscribers16 August 2026 — 19,412 subscribers17 August 2026 — 19,402 subscribers18 August 2026 — 19,394 subscribers19 August 2026 — 19,381 subscribers20 August 2026 — 19,372 subscribers21 August 2026 — 19,364 subscribers23 August 2026 — 19,348 subscribers24 August 2026 — 19,338 subscribers25 August 2026 — 19,339 subscribers26 August 2026 — 19,330 subscribers27 August 2026 — 19,327 subscribers28 August 2026 — 19,317 subscribers29 August 2026 — 19,302 subscribers30 August 2026 — 19,290 subscribers31 August 2026 — 19,276 subscribers1 September 2026 — 19,262 subscribers3 September 2026 — 19,253 subscribers4 September 2026 — 19,230 subscribers7 September 2026 — 19,204 subscribers10 September 2026 — 19,159 subscribers12 September 2026 — 19,153 subscribers14 September 2026 — 19,147 subscribers15 September 2026 — 19,127 subscribers17 September 2026 — 19,110 subscribers6 August 202617 September 2026
33 measurements spanning 42 days, net -416. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 19,048–19,588 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 33
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 17:5619,110-17
15 Sept 2026, 18:2119,127-20
14 Sept 2026, 04:1919,147-6
12 Sept 2026, 13:5819,153-6
10 Sept 2026, 13:2019,159-45
7 Sept 2026, 10:5519,204-26
4 Sept 2026, 17:2119,230-23
3 Sept 2026, 01:0219,253-9
1 Sept 2026, 20:3419,262-14
31 Aug 2026, 19:4419,276-14
30 Aug 2026, 17:0519,290-12
29 Aug 2026, 20:1819,302-15
28 Aug 2026, 21:3519,317-10
27 Aug 2026, 22:3419,327-3
26 Aug 2026, 20:3419,330-9
25 Aug 2026, 22:4419,339+1
24 Aug 2026, 21:0619,338-10
23 Aug 2026, 04:1619,348-16
21 Aug 2026, 16:1419,364-8
20 Aug 2026, 14:5219,372first reading

Engagement

93 posts held, back to 14 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 57 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
4.29%
avg views ÷ 19,110 subscribers
Avg views / post
820
19 posts measured
Reaction rate
1.17%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
19
of 93 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 18 of 19 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026
Posts held93 (14 July 20262 September 2026)
Views total15,588
Reactions total177
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken3 Sept 2026, 01:18 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

952 reactions across 81 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 87.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
83487.6%
👍596.20%
😭202.10%
😁171.79%
🥰80.84%
🔥40.42%
🤔30.315%
20.21%
👎20.21%
👏10.105%
💋10.105%
🤷10.105%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 81 of the 93 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 952 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 93 most recent posts we hold, published 14 July 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

2 Sept 2026, 16:35 UTC176 views5 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Salaaddu waxay leedahay shuruudo la,aantood aynay ansaxayn. Waxa kamid ah shuraadaa cowrada in la asturo. Raga cowradoodu waa inta u dhaxaysa xundhurta iyo jilibka. Waxa muhiim ah intaa in la qariyo lana asturo. Waxa dhici karta dadka qaarkoo in ay markay Rukuucaan ama ay Sujuudaan salkoodu muuqdo, waxana kala tagaya shaadhka iyo surwaalka. Arinkaa in dadka lagu baraarujiyo waa muhiim, loona sharxo Salaada iyo waxay

👍31🔥1

Signed Xasan

2 Sept 2026, 05:39 UTC291 views8 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Macallinka wanaagsan wuxuu la mid yahay shumaca; wuxuu u hurayaa naftiisa si uu dadka kale ugu iftiimiyo jidka.

5👍2🥰1

Signed ZALAH ABDALLA

1 Sept 2026, 16:15 UTC377 views8 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Nabigu صلى الله عليه وسلم wuxu yidhi .sadaqada qarsoon( si hoose loo bixiyo) waxay damisaa cadhada rabi. Hadaba aan ku dadaalno

7👍1

Signed Xasan

31 Aug 2026, 09:39 UTC567 views15 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Wax kastaa waxay ku dhacaan sabab. Sababtaas ayaa keenta isbeddel. Mararka qaarkood way xanuunaysaa. Mararka qaarkood way adag tahay. Laakiin aakhirka wax walba waa u wanaagsan.

13👍2

Signed ZALAH ABDALLA

30 Aug 2026, 13:30 UTC667 views5 reactionsread 3 September 2026

Qiso kaftan badan oo culimada iyo AI-ga dhex martay Ai cilmi ma laga qaadan karaa? Shalay oo Jimce ahayd, waxaa noo suuragashay inaan kulan la yeelanno qaar ka mid ah culimada iyo daciyiinta Muqdisho iyo culimadeenna waaweyn ee Soomaaliyeed, waxaana ka mid ahaa Sheekh Dr. Cusmaan Macallin Maxamuud iyo Sheekh Cabdilqaadir Cukaaša, Alle ha xafido. Intii kulanku socday, waxaa culimada loo soo jeediyay su’aalo kala du

👍5

Signed Xasan

29 Aug 2026, 18:30 UTC721 views10 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Dhaga haaga.kaxidh (قيل وقال ) waxa layidhi ,hebel wuxu yidhi Carab kaagana kaxidh inuu dhex galo cirdiyada dadka

10

Signed Xasan

29 Aug 2026, 06:05 UTC803 views4 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Waxa u baahanahy 1 gabar taas oo ii sameyso muuqal xayiisin 1 daqiiqo ah hadii aad waxa la xayiisina waa Xirfad hadaa diyaar tahay nagala soo xiriir WhatsAppkan ⤵️⤵️⤵️ https://wa.me/252612857940

4

Signed ZALAH ABDALLA

28 Aug 2026, 17:01 UTC835 views7 reactionsread 3 September 2026

ASAASKA KHAYR KASTE WAA IN AAD OGTAHAY WIXII ALLE DOONO IN AY AHAANAYAAN WIXII UUSAN DOONIN AYSAN DHACAYN. QORSHAHA ALLE AYAA GOOYAY . Habeen wanaagsan

7

Signed Xasan

28 Aug 2026, 16:41 UTC849 views8 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Waxaan weydiiyay ninkii xikmadda badnaa: "Ma habboon tahay in qofku uu wax walba dib uga bilaabo marka uu da'da 30-ka gaaro?" Wuxuuna ku jawaabay: "Inta ay geeridu kaa qaadayso adduunkan, mar walba waa suurtagal in dib loo bilaabo (in la riixo badhanka dib-u-billowga)."

8

Signed ZALAH ABDALLA

27 Aug 2026, 17:28 UTC952 views12 reactionsread 3 September 2026
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Salaada subax oo laga seexdo Sheekh ibnu baas allaha una xariistee wuxu yidhi. Waa balaayo wayn waana munkar wayn oo ay.kudhacaan Muslimiin.badan. Ilaahay.baan kamagan galnay. Arin taas(yacni salaada subax oo uu ruuxu kaseexdo )qofbaa wuxuu ukacayaa xaajadiisa aduunyo iyo xaqa makhluuqa Xaqii ilaahay.uma kacayo. Waa cajiib bal.dhalinyaradeena ufiirsada badankooda salaada subax ba.inayna tirada ugu jirin baad.moodaa

111

Signed Xasan

26 Aug 2026, 09:23 UTC≈1,000 views10 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Nin xikmad leh ayaa mar yiri: Weligaa ha uga jawaabin cayda. Ujeeddada ugu weyn ee dadka ku caayaa waa inay kaa dhigaan qof fal sameeya isagoon waxba ka fiirsan. Aamusnaantaada ku dhib oo guushaadana ku cajab geli.

9👍1

Signed ZALAH ABDALLA

26 Aug 2026, 04:11 UTC≈1,030 views15 reactionsread 3 September 2026
Photo

Tuuga ugu wayn casrigan ee xaday caqligii,wakhtigii,awoodaadi Xidhiidhkii.wayo? Jawaabtu waa mobilka dad badan ayuu jar katuuray . Waa seef labo af leh oo xumaan iyo wanaagba loo isticmaali karo. Su,aashu waxa weeyi adu dhan keed u isticmaashaa gaar ahaan markaad kaligaa tahay? Diin iyo aduunyaba waan uga faa iidaysan karnaa ee dhanka wanaagsan aan u istic maalno fadlan. Hadaad bado kale ku jirtidna saaka isa sax go,

15

Signed Xasan

Showing the 12 most recent of 93 posts we hold for @LAMAANe24h. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

9 Aug 2026, 10:05 UTCAnonymous Poll33 voters

Ma waxaa kamid tahay dadka dhaha Astaqfirulaah Misa kuwa dhaha Istaqfirulaah

  1. Astaqfirulaah✅91%
  2. Istaqfirulaah❌9%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

7 Aug 2026, 19:03 UTCAnonymous Poll31 voters

Caawa live diyaar ma tihiin?

  1. Haa58%
  2. Haaaaaa68%

The shares total 126%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 93 most recent posts we hold, published 14 July 2026 to 2 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 91 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 23 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“LAMAANE📮🦋” (@LAMAANe24h), 19,110 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/LAMAANe24h.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.