Channel

dogwifpants

@thedogwifpants

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

2,250subscribers

+2,216 since we began measuring on 19 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID	-1004457543888
Type	Channel
Username	@thedogwifpants
Created	19 August 2026 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post
First recorded	19 August 2026
Last confirmed live	17 September 2026
Measurements held	7
Confirmed unchanged	1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegram	t.me/thedogwifpants

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7 measurements spanning 29 days, net +2,216. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”.

Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)	Subscribers	Change
17 Sept 2026, 10:58	2,250	-3
13 Sept 2026, 10:40	2,253	+4
9 Sept 2026, 07:19	2,249	-11
31 Aug 2026, 02:53	2,260	+12
27 Aug 2026, 20:44	2,248	+2,150
20 Aug 2026, 10:55	98	+64
19 Aug 2026, 13:15	34	first reading

Engagement

3 posts held, back to 19 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 3 posts for this entry, the most recent from 19 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Mentions

Named by 28 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“dogwifpants” (@thedogwifpants), 2,250 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/thedogwifpants.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.