🔈 Quarter-life crisis — «кризис четверти жизни»: тот самый период примерно в 20 с небольшим, когда ты уже вроде взрослый, но почему-то никто не выдал тебе ни инструкцию, ни нормальную зарплату, ни уверенность, что ты вообще не проёбываешь лучшие годы своей жизни. Обычно он накрывает, когда заканчивается понятный маршрут «школа - универ - диплом», а дальше внезапно открывается карта без меток. Работа не та, денег мало…

Channel
Fucking English | Английский 18+
@fuckingenglish
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Stars · Posts · Polls · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
312,495subscribers
-3,764 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001108096376 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @fuckingenglish |
| Description | Авторский блог о нецензурном английском. По рекламе: @croco Цены на рекламу: @zvenzbot Наш уютный чат: @fuckingflood Купить на бирже: telega.in/c/fuckingenglish |
| Created | 1 May 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 34 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/fuckingenglish |
Topic
Education — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 56% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 17:18 | 312,495 | -144 |
| 15 Sept 2026, 18:38 | 312,639 | -206 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 02:17 | 312,845 | -189 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 06:39 | 313,034 | -156 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 04:41 | 313,190 | -325 |
| 6 Sept 2026, 22:00 | 313,515 | -415 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 08:41 | 313,930 | -100 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 22:56 | 314,030 | -79 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 21:46 | 314,109 | -65 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 00:19 | 314,174 | -138 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 02:45 | 314,312 | -130 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 02:04 | 314,442 | -86 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 01:35 | 314,528 | -103 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 04:19 | 314,631 | -97 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 05:13 | 314,728 | -172 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 01:55 | 314,900 | -105 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 04:21 | 315,005 | -112 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 23:26 | 315,117 | -79 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 08:35 | 315,196 | +688 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 20:12 | 314,508 | first reading |
Engagement
87 posts held, back to 21 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 111 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 7.34%
- avg views ÷ 312,495 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 22,900
- 36 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 36
- of 87 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 5 of 36 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 24 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 87 (21 July 2026 – 24 September 2026) |
| Views total | 825,400 |
| Reactions total | 0 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 24 Sept 2026, 13:47 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 167
- Videos
- 881
- Links
- 830
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 24 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 8m 19s
- Average length
- 22s
Measured directly from 23 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Telegram Stars
- Stars received
- 18
- across the posts below
- Posts paid on
- 7
- of 87 we hold a reading for · 8%
- Most on one post
- 9
- single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @fuckingenglish. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 87 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 21 July 2026 to 24 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Recent posts
★ Wackadoodle — чокнутый, чудной, отбитый или слегка ебанутый. Американское разговорное слово для человека, идеи или теории, настолько странных, что хочется переспросить и уточнить: «ты это сейчас серьёзно?» Слово работает и как прилагательное, и как существительное. A wackadoodle theory - безумная теория, a wackadoodle plan - дикий план, he’s a wackadoodle - «он тот ещё псих/чудик». Причём по тону оно мягче и смешне…
★ Swirly — унизительная школьная «экзекуция», когда человеку засовывают голову в унитаз и обычно ещё спускают воду. Слово связано с swirl - «кружиться, закручиваться»: вода при смыве образует тот самый водоворот, в котором жертва внезапно получает максимально сомнительный спа-сеанс. В американских фильмах и сериалах give someone a swirly - почти классический штамп про школьных хулиганов и ботанов. В реальной жизни эт…
★ Lesbian until graduation — дословно «лесбиянка до выпускного», сокращённо LUG. Старый американский студенческий сленг для девушки, которая в школе или колледже встречается с женщинами, экспериментирует с однополыми отношениями или какое-то время считает себя лесбиянкой/бисексуалкой, а после выпуска начинает встречаться с мужчинами. Логика названия довольно ехидная: диплом получила - лесбийская подписка закончилась.…
⚡️ Вы разобрали. Мы допечатали. Новая партия нашего словаря 18+ уже в продаже! Больше 1000 слов и выражений из подворотен и цифрового андеграунда. Качественное подарочное издание в твёрдом переплёте. Без цензуры и правил. С иллюстрациями и чёрным юмором, за которым вы и пришли в этот канал. 👍 Добавляй в корзину. Или так и живи с унылым английским из учебника 2009 года. Купить на Ozon - https://ozon.ru/t/NBz2H5H К…
★ Catch and release — «поймать и отпустить»: дейтинговая тактика, когда человеку интереснее добиться тебя, чем потом что-то с тобой строить. Название пришло прямиком с рыбалки: рыбу поймали, полюбовались своим мастерством и выпустили обратно. В отношениях всё примерно так же, только рыба потом ещё неделю думает, какого хуя произошло. Человек активно флиртует, добивается внимания, устраивает свидания, а как только пон…
🔈 Blimey! — «ого!», «вот это да!», «охренеть!», а если эмоции совсем через край, то «ух ты ж блядь!». Это типично британское восклицание на случай, когда реальность внезапно решила тебя удивить. Увидел счёт в ресторане - Blimey! Друг за год превратился из диванного тюленя в качка - Blimey! Том Круз в очередной раз прыгнул с какой-нибудь ебаной скалы ради двух секунд фильма - ну тут без blimey вообще сложно. Причём вы…
★ Golden hour — «золотой час»: короткий период вскоре после восхода и перед закатом, когда солнечный свет становится особенно мягким, тёплым и фотогеничным. Именно в это время фотографы начинают коситься на часы, а люди внезапно обнаруживают, что обычный двор, облупленная стена и их собственное лицо без фильтров могут выглядеть охуенно. Солнце стоит низко над горизонтом, его свет проходит через больший слой атмосферы…
★ Get over it — смирись, переживи это, отпусти и двигайся дальше. Фраза для ситуаций, когда неприятность уже случилась, прошлое не откатить, а человек всё ещё мысленно сидит посреди руин и требует вернуть ему вчерашний день. Важно: get over it - не совсем «забудь об этом». Смысл скорее в том, чтобы перестать позволять случившемуся управлять твоей жизнью. Тебя бросили, не взяли на работу, команда просрала финал - можн…
★ Motorboating — «играть в катерок», то есть засунуть лицо между сисек, мотать головой из стороны в сторону и губами изображать звук работающего моторчика. Да, английский язык иногда развивается именно так. Название появилось из-за звука: при таком манёвре получается характерное бр-р-р-р, напоминающее двигатель моторной лодки. Отсюда to motorboat someone - устроить тот самый заплыв. Особой романтики здесь искать не с…
★ Dumb Dora — «глупая Дора», старый американский сленг для тупой, наивной или бестолковой женщины. Настоящей Дорой для этого быть не надо: примерно как наше «Маша-растеряша», только гораздо обиднее. Особенно модным выражение было в США в 1920-х. Dumb Dora называли женщину, которая тупит, несёт чушь или постоянно попадает в нелепые ситуации. Сейчас выражение сильно устарело и звучит скорее как реплика из старого фильм…
★ Big dick energy — буквально «энергия большого члена», а по смыслу - спокойная, естественная уверенность человека, которому совершенно не нужно доказывать окружающим, какой он охуенный. Человек с BDE не орёт громче всех, не меряется часами, машинами и количеством бывших и не входит в комнату с выражением «ну что, заметили альфача?». Он просто ведёт себя так, будто прекрасно знает себе цену, и почему-то остальные тож…
Showing the 12 most recent of 87 posts we hold for @fuckingenglish. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Sycophant - это...
- жалкий трус18%
- подхалим и льстец43%
- грязный извращенец39%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Chutzpah - это...
- излишняя скромность13%
- поразительная наглость53%
- оскорбительная пошлость34%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 87 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 24 September 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 12 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
@lazy_teaches · 28,41133 postsОтзывы «FuckingEnglish»
@fuck_otziv · 219 postsОтзывы.
@tut_otziv · 1212 postsvpGram — против блокировки Telegram
@vpgtg · 56,89911 postsAll Telegram
@alltg · 5,4905 postsMash
@mash · 3,096,8045 postsОтзывы «Фотоаппарат»
@photo_otziv · 14 postsEnglishAd
@EnglishAd19 · 31 postfucking media
@pricereklama · 441 postБиржа рекламы в Telegram
@Reklamizer · 191 postСорока изучает | Иностранные языки
@sorokatn_izuchaet · 2211 postsubNovost_reklama
@subNovost_reklama · 21 post
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
@hot_idioms · 54,391#1
@english2020easy · 239,850#2
@ieltstoeflcefrr · 65,374#3
@unchildish_english · 41,981#4
@katy_english · 5,489#5
@seriesenglishhh · 97,665#6
@Factura_Shop · 30,573#7
@dvachannel · 938,773#8
@pezduzalive · 372,470#9
@pekagame · 1,091,300#10
@pravdadirty · 1,368,903#11
@exploitex · 2,041,128#12
@ru2ch · 650,396#13
@retra · 165,509#14
@spaceofeng · 124,369#15
@why4ch · 1,045,447#16
@ateobreaking · 694,274#17
@whackdoor · 1,603,481#18
@uzmdk · 201,496#19
@moscowach · 4,111,005#20
@moscowmap · 2,674,200#21
@Lepragram · 341,206#22
@naebnet · 2,172,222#23
@TgEmojis · 1,673,928#24
@rhymestg · 1,414,552#25
@temalebedev · 968,245#26
@Reddit · 162,484#27
@wylsared · 1,094,211#28
@femalememes · 408,921#29
@yaplakal · 422,290#30
@br1anm7ps · 1,089,215#31
@rozetked · 656,361#32
@bloodysx · 1,158,879#33
@leoday · 5,518,691#34
@kontext_channel · 838,100#35
@cbpub · 644,640#36
@sale_caviar · 192,936#37
@test_dot · 519,044#38
@petrovtel · 525,264#39
@nmshhub · 727,604#40
@lider · 176,017#41
@bankrollo · 454,915#42
@pikabu · 256,113#43
@WebcamDictionary · 5,863#44
@media1337 · 1,152,508#45
@oplata_skoro_budet · 460,873#46
@EnglishBestChannel · 161,966#47
@mudak · 533,284#48
@rhymesrim · 296,036#49
@bugfeature · 574,657#50
@klientvsprav · 1,063,862#51
@trendwatching24 · 1,446,765#52
@sndkgram · 357,072#53
@trends · 1,149,945#54
@lifeyt · 330,253#55
@toplesofficial · 511,065#56
@msk_live · 1,808,438#57
@moscowtinderr · 740,982#58
@concertzaal · 835,965#59
@anglyskyi_yazyk · 83,503#60
@twitt_ota · 332,521#61
@mash · 3,096,804#62
@bbbreaking · 1,971,693#63
@meduzalive · 1,121,201#64
@bazabazon · 1,535,150#65
@varlamov_news · 1,061,005#66
@jolybells · 358,951#67
@lentachold · 392,921#68
@nevzorovtv · 1,019,614#69
@yurydud · 864,661#70
@stalin_gulag · 300,961#71
@pressauz · 295,178#72
@ostorozhno_novosti · 1,620,141#73
@banksta · 438,140#74
@jolynews · 208,388#75
@trolluz · 78,754#76
@oldlentach · 261,296#77
@kinopoisk · 806,604#78
@nexta_live · 767,216#79
@lachentyt · 1,554,565#80
@vanek_nikolaev · 2,636,316#81
@ejdailyru · 649,498#82
@Kuplinov_Telegram · 913,893#83
@koshkii_kotiki · 339,607#84
@ekaterina_mizulina · 935,690#85
@luka_ebkov · 431,305#86
@eschulmann · 303,468#87
@d_code · 404,952#88
@DKNASASAL · 391,493#89
@mazellovvv · 421,504#90
@TheBadComedian · 600,761#91
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 10 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@brokoledu · 43,105
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 28 August 2026
@hot_idioms · 54,391
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 23 August 2026
@ieltstoeflcefrr · 65,374
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 21 August 2026
@anglyski_yazik_plus · 30,360
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 7 September 2026
@unchildish_english · 41,981
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 29 August 2026
@v_beowulf · 39,858
Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 30 August 2026
@EnglishByEar · 41,826
Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 29 August 2026
@prostyazikom · 4
Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 31 August 2026
@EnglishScript · 45,194
Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 27 August 2026
@dailyeng · 73,242
Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 19 August 2026
@english2020easy · 239,850
Telegram ranks this channel #4 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 11 August 2026
@debilenglish · 61,203
Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 22 August 2026
@englex_school · 65,898
Telegram ranks this channel #5 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 21 August 2026
@kurchanov · 24,502
Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 16 September 2026
@linguatrip_channel · 34,432
Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 86 here — alongside 85 others — read 3 September 2026
@english_academys · 29,469
Telegram ranks this channel #7 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 8 September 2026
@GoEnglishRus · 83,795
Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 61 here — alongside 60 others — read 17 August 2026
@seriesenglishhh · 97,665
Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 16 August 2026
@english_easyly · 82,901
Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 18 August 2026
@Lingvaa · 137,342
Telegram ranks this channel #10 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 13 August 2026
@dave_englishbad · 21,233
Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 24 September 2026
@veryenglink · 57,131
Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 67 here — alongside 66 others — read 23 August 2026
@state_english · 243,336
Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 11 August 2026
@lexicona · 284,645
Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 75 here — alongside 74 others — read 11 August 2026
This channel appears in 96 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
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“Fucking English | Английский 18+” (@fuckingenglish), 312,495 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/fuckingenglish.
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