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Created
25 March 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
61 measurements spanning 93 days, net -538. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 71,700–72,400 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 61
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
6 Nov 2026, 12:28
71,781
-28
5 Nov 2026, 12:37
71,809
-12
4 Nov 2026, 10:16
71,821
-10
3 Nov 2026, 09:07
71,831
-15
2 Nov 2026, 05:57
71,846
+7
1 Nov 2026, 06:18
71,839
+23
31 Oct 2026, 02:59
71,816
-15
30 Oct 2026, 04:50
71,831
+3
29 Oct 2026, 06:48
71,828
-12
28 Oct 2026, 07:16
71,840
-27
27 Oct 2026, 05:27
71,867
-17
26 Oct 2026, 02:11
71,884
-25
25 Oct 2026, 03:47
71,909
-23
24 Oct 2026, 05:51
71,932
-6
23 Oct 2026, 07:37
71,938
-20
22 Oct 2026, 08:36
71,958
+6
21 Oct 2026, 03:09
71,952
-4
19 Oct 2026, 23:27
71,956
-15
18 Oct 2026, 22:05
71,971
-39
17 Oct 2026, 20:16
72,010
first reading
Engagement
1,794 posts held, back to 4 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 187 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
9.10%
avg views ÷ 71,781 subscribers
Avg views / post
6,530
542 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.16%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
542
of 1,794 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 November 2026
Posts held
1,794 (4 August 2026 – 6 November 2026)
Views total
3,538,613
Reactions total
76,318
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
6 Nov 2026, 21:20 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈14,200
Videos
≈8,340
Links
≈23,800
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 6 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Video runtime
4h 49m
Average length
1m 13s
Measured directly from 237 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
151,122 reactions across 1,000 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 27.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
🤡
41,082
27.2%
😁
30,671
20.3%
🤬
23,363
15.5%
👍
21,147
14.0%
❤
7,108
4.70%
🔥
7,060
4.67%
👏
6,924
4.58%
🤯
5,671
3.75%
😱
4,318
2.86%
🤔
1,596
1.06%
😢
1,141
0.755%
👎
680
0.45%
🙏
325
0.215%
😍
36
0.024%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 1,000 of the 1,000 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 151,122 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 14 September 2026 to 6 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Telegram Stars
Stars received
9
across the posts below
Posts paid on
9
of 1,000 we hold a reading for · 0.9%
Most on one post
1
single highest reading
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @kanzlerdaddy. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 1,000 most recent posts we hold for this entry (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 14 September 2026 to 6 November 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 76 of 542 posts held from the last 30 days (14.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
Восстание машин: в Шанхае робот чуть не отправил канцлера Австрии в нокаут
Во время визита в Китай Кристиана Штокера решили впечатлить передовыми технологиями. И впечатлили: сначала робот не признал гостя, а позже во время танца едва не вырубил его с ноги.
Ударная дипломатия будущего.
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Генерал-лейтенант Фройдинг станет новым генеральным инспектором бундесвера
Тот самый, который везде, где можно, трубил о необходимости готовиться к войне с Россией. Ну что ж, дотрубился выслужился.
Министр обороны Писториус по случаю назначения нового генинспектора заявил: «У генерал-лейтенанта Фройдинга есть всё необходимое, чтобы служить образцом для наших солдат и вести их в новую эпоху».
Эпоху ядерного пепла?
…
Что за неделю случилось в Европах? Зе метнулся к Мерцу, а Польша обананилась
Папочка собрал самый смак из событий последних дней в традиционный дайджест. Берём попкорн и смотрим в «VK Видео»!
— Демократы взяли Конгресс США. Что дальше?
— Пока под Киевом штурмовали тайную тюрьму, Зеленский сбежал улетел в Берлин.
— Европейские хоккеисты отказываются выходить на лёд против сборной РФ.
— Польша удостоилась (не)почётно…
«НАТО не представляло угрозы для России в 2021 году и не представляет сейчас. У Путина нет права вето в вопросах европейской безопасности»
Глава европейской шизофрении дипломатии Кая Каллас на фоне будущих переговоров выкатила список требований к Москве:
• Безоговорочное участие ЕС в обсуждениях — «от гарантий безопасности, санкций и восстановления до вступления Украины в ЕС. <…> Любое соглашение должно не допустит…
Неизвестные разбили красную звезду на советском мемориале в Ангермюнде
В ночь на четверг верхнюю часть памятника со звездой силой столкнули с постамента: при падении она раскололась на две крупные части и несколько мелких осколков. Вандалы пока не найдены — но заявление в полицию подано, а «городские власти осудили произошедшее».
Мемориал был возведён в 1946–1947 годах в память о павших в боях за освобождение Бранд…
«Атака дрона в Лейпциге: следователи разыскивают подозреваемого с помощью изображения, созданного ИИ» — Spiegel
Камрады, помните тот самый инцидент с беспилотником в аэропорту Лейпциг/Галле? В этой истории прекрасно всё, а теперь стало ещё прекраснее: портрет преступника сгенерили через нейросети. На нём изображён «человек в толстовке и с рюкзаком, передвигающийся на электровелосипеде». Ориентировки развесили в насе…
«Мерц пытается что-то показать ему жестом, однако Зеленский смотрит в другую сторону. Он обеими руками вцепился в перила — словно в защитную перекладину вагонетки американских горок, которая вот-вот полетит вниз»
Немецкий Spiegel ударился в шекспировскую драму. Папочка аж прослезился.
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Германию накрыл кризис промышленности: под угрозой ещё 300 тыс. рабочих мест
Немецкие машиностроение, металлообработка и автопром продолжают терять позиции: к 2030 году число занятых в этих сферах может сократиться с 3,7 млн до 3,4 млн человек. «Это самый низкий уровень с момента воссоединения Германии в 1990 году», — утверждает глава объединения работодателей Gesamtmetall.
По расчётам, это приведёт к дополнительны…
«Новое ощущение срочности»: канцлер ФРГ Мерц позвонил Трампу по вопросу Украины
Об этом сообщил официальный представитель немецкого правительства Корнелиус. Лидеры сошлись во мнении, что конфликт нужно завершить «как можно скорее», а мирное соглашение «должно опираться на консенсус партнёров по НАТО».
Опять Фридди за стол переговоров просится.
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Месяцами не ставить пациентке точный диагноз, а в итоге получить подсказку от матери другой больной — могут, умеют, практикуют немецкие врачи. Да, камрады, это снова рубрика #БерлинскийПациент.
В 2012 году Штефани Шюлер пожаловалась на головные боли и тошноту, а вскоре начала страдать от провалов в памяти, бредовых идей и приступов ярости. Медики списали всё на психические проблемы, хотя обнаруженные в анализах анти…
😱96🤬10❤4🤡4
Showing the 12 most recent of 1,794 posts we hold for @kanzlerdaddy. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@kanzlerdaddy edited 23 posts after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
First edit seen
13 August 2026
Most recent edit
3 November 2026
Posts recorded as deleted after publishing
We recorded 1 post on @kanzlerdaddy as deleted — posts this register held that were missing from the channel’s public page on two separate reads, taken from different network addresses at least an hour apart.
A deletion is not wrongdoing. This register can see that a post it held is no longer on the channel’s public page, and when — not why. Expired ad placements, reposts, rotating links and corrections all look the same. This is a count of recorded detections, not an exact total: it misses deletions we could not see, because only a post we held and later re-read inside the page can be seen to go, and it may include a small number of wrong records. How this is measured.
First seen missing
29 September 2026
Most recent seen missing
29 September 2026
Median time before seen missing
17 hours
Seen missing in the last 30 days
0
Polls
The 6 most recent of 13 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Камрады, проверяем вашу интуицию: что значит Alman?
Тот, кто ставит всё на кон13%
Немецкий супергерой4%
Миндаль?6%
Типичный немец43%
Новый кандидат в канцлеры2%
Немецкий аналог «скуфа»12%
Любитель халявы7%
Марка пива2%
Подожду правильный ответ11%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 1,000 most recent posts we hold (the sample is capped at 1,000), published 14 September 2026 to 6 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republished by 51 registered channels. The 48 listed are the ones that have forwarded the most posts; the rest are counted here but not each listed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 104 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it. The 24 listed below are the most frequent namers; the rest are counted above but not each listed.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
2
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
2
vacant every time we have ever looked
@kanzlerdaddy named 2 handles that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@radio_sputnik named in 1 post, 28 August 2026 – 28 August 2026
@rt_de named in 1 post, 26 August 2026 – 26 August 2026
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 20 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
🇩🇪🏰Мекленбургский петербуржец⚓️🇷🇺 @Mecklenburger_Petersburger · 19,023 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 4 October 2026
Голос Германии @GolosGermanii · 22,518 Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 20 September 2026
ДОКТОР СОСНОВСКИЙ @dr_alex_sosnowski · 113,724 Telegram ranks this channel #3 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 14 August 2026
FYTW @fuckyouthatswhy · 24,093 Telegram ranks this channel #9 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 16 September 2026
КОРНИЛОВ @kornilov1968 · 118,187 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 14 August 2026
СЕРГИЕНКО Владимир @vvsergienko · 41,365 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 8 September 2026
ПЕСКЕ + PESKE @apeske · 30,622 Telegram ranks this channel #50 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 6 September 2026
Малек Дудаков @malekdudakov · 82,368 Telegram ranks this channel #57 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 18 August 2026
Агентство Второстепенных Новостей @coolnews1 · 23,553 Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 17 September 2026
Swiss Vatnik @SwissVatnik · 33,567 Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 3 September 2026
Neues aus Russland 🪆📢 Alina Lipp @neuesausrussland · 160,453 Telegram ranks this channel #58 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 15 August 2026
Расстрельный @rasstrelny · 100,016 Telegram ranks this channel #59 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 15 August 2026
Нити Империи @RusUnlimited · 104,715 Telegram ranks this channel #59 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 15 August 2026
Zеркало @Zerkalo_NewZ · 21,606 Telegram ranks this channel #63 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 23 September 2026
Подруги в Германии @podrugaDE · 20,314 Telegram ranks this channel #67 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 26 September 2026
Такер Карлсон в России @TuckerKarIson · 19,715 Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 29 September 2026
"Нефтегазовая игра" с Александром Фроловым @OilGasGame · 24,828 Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 15 September 2026
Испания Наизнанку @realspaininsideout · 21,657 Telegram ranks this channel #71 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 22 September 2026
BALTNEWS @baltnews · 24,379 Telegram ranks this channel #71 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 16 September 2026
Радио Стыдоба @Radiostydoba · 92,996 Telegram ranks this channel #72 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 16 August 2026
ИноСМИ @inosmichannel · 142,818 Telegram ranks this channel #74 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 13 August 2026
У нас в Гамбурге @beiunsinhamburg · 19,270 Telegram ranks this channel #75 of 85 here — alongside 84 others — read 4 October 2026
Satellit @satellit_de · 60,768 Telegram ranks this channel #75 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 22 August 2026
Analytik & News @analytik_news · 34,530 Telegram ranks this channel #76 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 2 September 2026
This channel appears in 44 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Папочка канцлера” (@kanzlerdaddy), 71,781 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/kanzlerdaddy.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.