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@netudasmm

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41,476subscribers

+61 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001509856721
TypeChannel
Username@netudasmm
DescriptionМы успели. предложка: @netuda1_bot
Created19 July 2021measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live19 September 2026
Measurements held34
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 19 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/netudasmm

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 72% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

41,39341,53041,461.56 August 2026 — 41,415 subscribers6 August 2026 — 41,415 subscribers7 August 2026 — 41,426 subscribers8 August 2026 — 41,415 subscribers9 August 2026 — 41,404 subscribers10 August 2026 — 41,397 subscribers11 August 2026 — 41,393 subscribers13 August 2026 — 41,407 subscribers14 August 2026 — 41,494 subscribers15 August 2026 — 41,477 subscribers16 August 2026 — 41,465 subscribers17 August 2026 — 41,459 subscribers18 August 2026 — 41,462 subscribers19 August 2026 — 41,463 subscribers20 August 2026 — 41,456 subscribers22 August 2026 — 41,459 subscribers23 August 2026 — 41,448 subscribers25 August 2026 — 41,446 subscribers26 August 2026 — 41,438 subscribers27 August 2026 — 41,433 subscribers28 August 2026 — 41,456 subscribers29 August 2026 — 41,462 subscribers30 August 2026 — 41,487 subscribers31 August 2026 — 41,496 subscribers1 September 2026 — 41,511 subscribers2 September 2026 — 41,508 subscribers3 September 2026 — 41,504 subscribers5 September 2026 — 41,530 subscribers9 September 2026 — 41,507 subscribers11 September 2026 — 41,501 subscribers13 September 2026 — 41,496 subscribers14 September 2026 — 41,497 subscribers16 September 2026 — 41,491 subscribers19 September 2026 — 41,476 subscribers41,4766 August 202619 September 2026
34 measurements spanning 44 days, net +61. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 41,372–41,551 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 34
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
19 Sept 2026, 02:5841,476-15
16 Sept 2026, 18:1741,491-6
14 Sept 2026, 22:4041,497+1
13 Sept 2026, 10:5841,496-5
11 Sept 2026, 15:3941,501-6
9 Sept 2026, 03:1841,507-23
5 Sept 2026, 18:1541,530+26
3 Sept 2026, 16:3641,504-4
2 Sept 2026, 08:0341,508-3
1 Sept 2026, 07:0641,511+15
31 Aug 2026, 05:3541,496+9
30 Aug 2026, 02:2941,487+25
29 Aug 2026, 03:0341,462+6
28 Aug 2026, 05:1341,456+23
27 Aug 2026, 07:1641,433-5
26 Aug 2026, 04:0441,438-8
25 Aug 2026, 04:3641,446-2
23 Aug 2026, 23:5441,448-11
22 Aug 2026, 05:2941,459+3
20 Aug 2026, 22:2541,456first reading

Engagement

38 posts held, back to 23 June 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 86 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
70.6%
avg views ÷ 41,476 subscribers
Avg views / post
29,300
9 posts measured
Reaction rate
2.84%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
9
of 38 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 18 September 2026
Posts held38 (23 June 202618 September 2026)
Views total263,540
Reactions total7,478
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken22 Sept 2026, 03:25 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
2,290
Videos
22
Links
70

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 22 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.

Video runtime
18s
Average length
18s

Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

32,478 reactions across 37 posts, in 57 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.4% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁13,43741.4%
🤣11,34934.9%
😭1,3534.17%
1,3064.02%
🤡6241.92%
💯5711.76%
💔5171.59%
😢4441.37%
🥰4231.30%
🔥3601.11%
🍌2300.708%
😨1590.49%
1150.354%
❤‍🔥1060.326%
🤩1050.323%
🙏1030.317%
👏1000.308%
🥴980.302%
🤝960.296%
🍓930.286%
37 further kinds8892.74%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 38 of the 38 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 33,141 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 38 most recent posts we hold, published 23 June 2026 to 18 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Telegram Stars

Stars received
4
across the posts below
Posts paid on
3
of 38 we hold a reading for · 8%
Most on one post
2
single highest reading

A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @netudasmm. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.

Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.

This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.

Counted over the 38 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 23 June 2026 to 18 September 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.

Recent posts

18 Sept 2026, 15:00 UTC≈9,640 views373 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

нравится не нравится терпи моя красавица (с) 😭

🤣255🥰58😢299😁7🕊4🤡4👍3

10 Sept 2026, 07:05 UTC≈20,900 views785 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

и ты, брут?..

😁580😭90🥰47🤣27🙈15🫡10💯5🤡5

8 Sept 2026, 14:24 UTC≈20,400 views581 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

в одного большого ушакова

😁415🤣124🔥17🤝95👌4🫡3🎉1

7 Sept 2026, 13:47 UTC≈21,700 views646 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

ух эта рпедлога!!1

😁441🤣119🤩40🤪198🤝7🤯4😭3

3 Sept 2026, 11:04 UTC≈27,200 views1,008 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

и редактор езе не проснулся

🤣707😁20345😴19💯11🙈11🥰6👍2

2 Sept 2026, 14:15 UTC≈26,200 views845 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

удмурт это раз, банкетный это два..

🤣649😁126💯418😐7🤮4🥴4😭4

28 Aug 2026, 15:27 UTC≈28,500 views428 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

не смотриии, не смотри ты со стороны….

🥰211😁133🤣41🔥13🙈76🖕6👀5

28 Aug 2026, 13:53 UTC≈58,300 views1,128 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

елы палы уже даже пресс-релиз фсб без ии отработать не могут

😁856🤡121🤣6130😢16👾10🔥10🫡9

27 Aug 2026, 10:22 UTC≈50,700 views1,684 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

как выбесить абитуриента — запостить фото министра

🤣1,260🤡254😁105💯418👍5👾4🌚3

21 Aug 2026, 11:49 UTC≈31,600 views467 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

иркутский губернатор ждет инфу по топливу

😁34845👌33🍾159🔥6🤣4🙏3

18 Aug 2026, 17:45 UTC≈30,500 views682 reactionsread 22 September 2026
Photo

жизааа

😁51365💯51🤣15😭9🌭7🍓7🤗7

18 Aug 2026, 15:16 UTC≈44,800 views601 reactions2 Starsread 22 September 2026
Photo

прокуратура не для грусти

🤣432😁9722😭16🙏12😢9🎉5👍3

Showing the 12 most recent of 38 posts we hold for @netudasmm. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 7 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one

Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.

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ЕЖ
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#3
Медуза — LIVE
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#4
Кровавая барыня
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#5
Mash
@mash · 3,096,804
#6
БП онлайн
@bponline · 111,013
#7
КАШИН
@kashinguru · 75,441
#8
лидер мнений среди удобрений
@lider · 176,017
#9
Осторожно, новости
@ostorozhno_novosti · 1,620,141
#10
ТАСС
@tass_agency · 567,568
#11
Пездуза
@pezduzalive · 372,470
#12
Жизнь насекомых
@insect_life · 192,024
#13
Взрывы домов. Минута в минуту
@minutavminutu · 166,652
#14
SHOT
@shot_shot · 1,264,301
#15
КОНТЕКСТ
@kontext_channel · 838,100
#16
РБК. Новости. Главное
@rbc_news · 905,528
#17
Беспощадный пиарщик
@prbezposhady · 151,786
#18
Коммерсантъ
@kommersant · 294,027
#19
SOTA
@sotaproject · 103,580
#20
SVTV NEWS — Либертарианское СМИ
@svtvnews · 113,037
#21
Новости Москвы
@moscowmap · 2,674,200
#22
ASTRA
@astrapress · 343,623
#23
Ньюсач/Двач
@ru2ch · 650,396
#24
Планёрка
@planerka_org · 48,694
#25
Прогревочная
@progrevg1 · 22,607
#26
мелана:) неизданное
@vasiileevaa · 20,250
#27
Позже всех. Уже точно
@livefrom2007 · 74,119
#28
Ateo Breaking
@ateobreaking · 694,274
#29
полоротов.тхт
@micromedia666 · 11,964
#30
Агентство. Новости
@agentstvonews · 102,332
#31
RIA_Kremlinpool
@RIAKremlinpool · 68,081
#32
Артемий Лебедев
@temalebedev · 968,245
#33
Лентач
@oldlentach · 261,296
#34
На Zzzzzападном фронте без перемен
@ve4niyvoy · 113,413
#35
Александр Штефанов
@alexandrshtefanov · 191,276
#36
Фонтанка SPB Online
@fontankaspb · 389,606
#37
Холод
@holodmedia · 58,493
#38
Я не понимаю это смешно или уже нет!!
@sashaonline · 86,526
#39
Лука Ебков
@luka_ebkov · 431,305
#40
Новая газета Европа
@novaya_europe · 115,689
#41
Подъём
@pdmnews · 205,045
#42
PLUSHEV/ПЛЮЩЕВ
@PlushevChannel · 98,264
#43
Клиент
@yourtypicalclient · 47,664
#44
Новая газета
@novaya_pishet · 210,902
#45
НЕЗЫГАРЬ
@russicaru · 430,325
#46
Вёрстка
@svobodnieslova · 113,249
#47
ЧТД
@chtddd · 448,363
#48
ИА Панорама
@ia_panorama · 76,546
#49
r/ретранслятор
@retra · 165,509
#50
Эксплойт
@exploitex · 2,041,128
#51
Mash на Мойке
@mashmoyka · 342,545
#52
Сталингулаг
@stalin_gulag · 300,961
#53
The Insider
@theinsider · 151,910
#54
Передали коллегам
@collegi · 137,793
#55
Местами
@mestamedia · 3,171
#56
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@paperpaper_ru · 92,212
#57
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#58
Антиглянец
@sncmag · 301,518
#59
Varlamov News
@varlamov_news · 1,061,005
#60
Лентач
@lentachold · 392,921
#61
Двач
@dvachannel · 938,773
#62
aavst2022
@aavst2022 · 176,254
#63
Медиазона
@mediazzzona · 165,541
#64
Readovka
@readovkanews · 2,012,262
#65
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@bbcrussian · 387,062
#66
Дождь | Новости
@tvrain · 452,612
#67
Осторожно, Москва
@ostorozhno_moskva · 391,203
#68
Дудь
@yurydud · 864,661
#69
твиттота
@twitt_ota · 332,521
#70
Пул N3
@dimsmirnov175 · 332,880
#71
Илья Яшин
@yashin_russia · 136,933
#72
Только никому...
@spletni_tg · 187,774
#73
Банкста
@banksta · 438,140
#74
Екатерина Шульман
@eschulmann · 303,468
#75
112
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#76
Кремль. Новости
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#77
Колезев ☮️
@kolezev · 59,881
#78
Журналисты и медийщики
@mediatusovka · 18,860
#79
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@bankrollo · 454,915
#80
Креатив со звездочкой
@creative · 134,236
#81
Густопсовые мемы
@gustopsach · 15,198
#82
Сергей Минаев
@minaevlife · 318,729
#83
Архитектурные излишества
@arkhlikbez · 123,744
#84
Кинопоиск | Фильмы и сериалы
@kinopoisk · 806,604
#85
Русский маркетинг
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#86
Важные истории
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#87
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#88
Golden Chihuahua
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#89
Дарья Насонова
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#90
Rozetked
@rozetked · 656,361
#91
The Bell
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#92
Минобороны России
@mod_russia · 650,928
#93
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#94
Код.ру
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#95
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#96

Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 29 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

Планёрка
@planerka_org · 48,694
Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 26 August 2026
Лапша Медиа
@lapshamedia · 39,649
Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 30 August 2026
Клиент
@yourtypicalclient · 47,664
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 96 here — alongside 95 others — read 26 August 2026
ИА Панорама
@ia_panorama · 76,546
Telegram ranks this channel #48 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 19 August 2026
Прогревочная
@progrevg1 · 22,607
Telegram ranks this channel #54 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 20 September 2026
Позже всех. Уже точно
@livefrom2007 · 74,119
Telegram ranks this channel #54 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 19 August 2026
коты ишачат на заводе
@rabotyagikoti · 72,494
Telegram ranks this channel #59 of 78 here — alongside 77 others — read 19 August 2026
Суды общей юрисдикции города Москвы
@moscowcourts · 34,880
Telegram ranks this channel #62 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 3 September 2026
RIA_Kremlinpool
@RIAKremlinpool · 68,081
Telegram ranks this channel #65 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 20 August 2026
9/11. Минута в минуту
@pominutno · 68,796
Telegram ranks this channel #66 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 20 August 2026
Теперь живите с этим
@viveconesto · 54,033
Telegram ranks this channel #68 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 24 August 2026
Эпоха 90-х
@LostGen · 27,832
Telegram ranks this channel #69 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 10 September 2026
Время госзакупок
@zakupki_time · 24,685
Telegram ranks this channel #72 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 15 September 2026
Темникова Юлия
@temnikova_yuliya · 32,135
Telegram ranks this channel #72 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 5 September 2026
MOSCOW XXI
@moskva_000 · 23,798
Telegram ranks this channel #75 of 93 here — alongside 92 others — read 17 September 2026
Наши страхи \ Медиа
@moystrakh · 62,131
Telegram ranks this channel #76 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 21 August 2026
Без комментариев
@n0comments · 45,940
Telegram ranks this channel #77 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 27 August 2026
КАШИН
@kashinguru · 75,441
Telegram ranks this channel #77 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 19 August 2026
Надо было вчера
@nadobulovchera · 26,350
Telegram ranks this channel #78 of 97 here — alongside 96 others — read 13 September 2026
Ротонда
@rotondamedia · 32,499
Telegram ranks this channel #78 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 5 September 2026
Всратые открытки
@dankpostcards · 43,371
Telegram ranks this channel #78 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 28 August 2026
Сетевые Свободы
@NetFreedomsProject · 35,290
Telegram ranks this channel #79 of 94 here — alongside 93 others — read 2 September 2026
вай, так можно было?
@tellmevai · 50,044
Telegram ranks this channel #79 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 25 August 2026
Горелкин
@webstrangler · 28,669
Telegram ranks this channel #80 of 95 here — alongside 94 others — read 9 September 2026

This channel appears in 68 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 19 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Не туда” (@netudasmm), 41,476 subscribers as measured 19 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/netudasmm.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.