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Channel
Ретроградный Меркурий
@retrogrademercury
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Posts edited after publishing · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry
161,361subscribers
-2,423 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 100,000–316,228.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001125529148 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @retrogrademercury |
| Description | Вступить в Салон: salon.retrogradnymercury.com/ Связаться с нами: @RMzabota [email protected] ркн: clck.ru/3EcrNX |
| Created | 4 October 2017 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 6 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 61 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 6 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/retrogrademercury |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 71% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Nov 2026, 23:50 | 161,361 | -26 |
| 5 Nov 2026, 23:20 | 161,387 | -35 |
| 5 Nov 2026, 01:16 | 161,422 | -53 |
| 4 Nov 2026, 03:56 | 161,475 | -26 |
| 3 Nov 2026, 04:18 | 161,501 | -43 |
| 2 Nov 2026, 06:45 | 161,544 | -6 |
| 1 Nov 2026, 09:30 | 161,550 | -48 |
| 31 Oct 2026, 08:04 | 161,598 | -50 |
| 29 Oct 2026, 06:19 | 161,648 | -12 |
| 28 Oct 2026, 02:54 | 161,660 | -20 |
| 27 Oct 2026, 04:55 | 161,680 | -7 |
| 26 Oct 2026, 01:48 | 161,687 | +4 |
| 25 Oct 2026, 02:50 | 161,683 | +21 |
| 24 Oct 2026, 04:50 | 161,662 | -30 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 04:27 | 161,692 | -40 |
| 22 Oct 2026, 02:18 | 161,732 | -39 |
| 20 Oct 2026, 20:51 | 161,771 | -51 |
| 19 Oct 2026, 21:18 | 161,822 | -37 |
| 18 Oct 2026, 23:18 | 161,859 | -13 |
| 18 Oct 2026, 02:39 | 161,872 | first reading |
Engagement
178 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 189 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 26.0%
- avg views ÷ 161,361 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 42,000
- 48 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 4.41%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 50
- of 178 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 November 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 178 (28 July 2026 – 7 November 2026) |
| Views total | 2,013,700 |
| Reactions total | 88,746 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Nov 2026, 15:09 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- ≈1,820
- Videos
- ≈45
- Links
- ≈591
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
- Video runtime
- 1h 38m
- Average length
- 16m 29s
Measured directly from 6 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
302,423 reactions across 168 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 63.5% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 191,920 | 63.5% | |
| custom 5357334118159883232 | 52,476 | 17.4% | |
| custom 5350519851897094953 | 14,044 | 4.64% | |
| custom 5213384191835653421 | 13,227 | 4.37% | |
| custom 5217529277657924859 | 11,294 | 3.73% | |
| 🙏 | 5,571 | 1.84% | |
| 👏 | 3,460 | 1.14% | |
| custom 5354920879115501936 | 3,150 | 1.04% | |
| custom 5350451699356042624 | 2,928 | 0.968% | |
| 😁 | 2,026 | 0.67% | |
| custom 5350463652250026265 | 1,540 | 0.509% | |
| custom 5350770342979732555 | 787 | 0.26% |
Custom emoji. 8 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 170 of the 178 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 306,835 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 178 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 7 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 8 of 50 posts held from the last 30 days (16.0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
Сонник снова работает
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Привет, милые! Это 7 ноября и с вами Луна в Весах. Эта суббота создана для красоты, гармонии и удовольствия. Измеряйте всё, что собираетесь надеть, сделать, сказать Ренатой Литвиновой. И если вам сложновато представить её драющей санузел и произносящей гадкое в трениках, то переоденьтесь и продумайте план этого дня ещё раз. Пусть в нём умещается только то, что поднимает настроение. Луна остаётся с нами до 16:20, а п…
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Привет, главные! Это 5 ноября и с вами Луна без курса. Она ушла с него вчера и вернётся только к вечеру уже в Весах. А пока наше внимание стоит сконцентрировать на уже тянущихся процессах. Тем более, что Солнце продолжает подсвечивать в них то, что было скрыто, непонятно или незаметно. Смотрите в оба, задавайте вопросы, ищите ответы в старых бумажках и не начинайте ничего нового. Мы пересекли экватор ретроградного М…
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Привет, проницательные! Это 4 ноября и с вами соединение ретроградного Меркурия с Солнцем. Луна сегодня уходит с курса и не появится на нём до завтрашнего вечера. Важное новое отложите на потом, а сегодня занимайте наблюдательную позицию. Сегодня нас ждёт что-то очень интересное. Наступает экватор ретроградного Меркурия, и мы отмечаем его с Солнцем. Оно обещает подсветить то, что всё время оставалось непонятным. Про…
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Привет, настроенные! Это 3 ноября и с вами Луна в Деве. Она окажется там в 11:28 по мск, а до этого будет нестись куда-то без курса. Оставьте это утро для неспешной раскачки. До полудня лучше притворяться безмятежной девицей, накручивать кудри, писать утренние странички, долго выбирать между матчей и латте, между штанишками и шортами, между Андреем и Серёжей. Начинать шевеление лучше ближе к полудню. Луна в Деве, до…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 178 posts we hold for @retrogrademercury. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Posts edited after publishing
@retrogrademercury edited 1 post after it first published — the same permalink now carries different wording than the one this register originally read, caught because our own crawl held a copy of the earlier text.
An edit is not deception. Typo fixes, price updates and corrections look exactly like this too — this register can tell you the wording changed and when, not why. How this is measured.
- First edit seen
- 3 October 2026
- Most recent edit
- 3 October 2026
Forward network
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Named by 7 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
@bypolinamaksach · 1461 postКУДРЯВЫЙ ДУШНИЛА
@curly_parfumaniac · 1,1351 postFakoshima Lab
@fakoshima_lab · 3,5311 postОт Ю до Я 🌸🌿
@podkast45plus · 10,1571 postРастишка
@rastishkachannel · 501 postTanin, The Creator
@TaninLofficiel · 2591 postРедакция вещает
@tginfolive · 1,2111 post
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Channels Telegram recommends alongside this one
Telegram’s own answer, not this register’s. When this register asks Telegram’s API what is similar to this channel, this is the list it returns, in the exact order Telegram returns it — never re-sorted by subscribers or by anything else this register measures. The relationship, and the order, are Telegram’s; we record them and date them, and make no claim of our own about which of these channels actually resemble this one.
@etoznakmag · 631,540#1
@marsinfall · 8,612#2
@voskresenskayaanastasiya · 20,339#3
@privet_maars · 1,622#4
@planetazemlyaastro · 63,605#5
@strelets_molodec · 349,197#6
@moscowmap · 2,625,033#7
@dukaliti · 121,691#8
@snovaprivetol · 6,547#9
@moscowtinderr · 747,684#10
@marinagolomazdina · 119,022#11
@alionadol · 75,455#12
@etosashaaaa · 53,100#13
@tatakalnitskaya · 75,447#14
@mosnow · 431,709#15
@naumita · 58,747#16
@femalememes · 399,625#17
@lizarachevskaya · 10,650#18
@veronika14 · 62,343#19
@GALICH_onok · 279,362#20
@pezduzalive · 369,107#21
@yunapugacheva · 28,158#22
@aaamagazine · 78,823#23
@MinogarovaNews · 93,972#24
@sncmag · 299,955#25
@bbbreaking · 1,975,816#26
@bloodysx · 1,173,265#27
@istominakarina · 156,616#28
@meduzalive · 1,117,465#29
@ostorozhno_novosti · 1,620,397#30
@mash · 3,142,546#31
@irena_ponaroshku · 279,419#32
@spletni_tg · 187,079#33
@kontext_channel · 865,494#34
@varlamov_news · 1,059,306#35
@bazabazon · 1,557,606#36
@sale_caviar · 192,628#37
@goldchihuahua · 91,254#38
@fashion_mur · 205,344#39
@ksbchk · 381,498#40
@burimovasasha · 80,438#41
@sashaonline · 86,185#42
@vrednayamoda · 206,265#43
@tatlersheroine · 102,602#44
@luka_ebkov · 429,401#45
@yurydud · 850,516#46
@ostorozhno_moskva · 396,512#47
@kureelka · 124,215#48
@minaevlife · 317,817#49
@lider · 175,755#50
@rbc_news · 914,343#51
@theblueprintcareer · 143,861#52
@lentachold · 391,660#53
@donttouchmyface · 54,764#54
@ejdailyru · 664,706#55
@neposlednielyudi · 57,284#56
@moscowach · 3,891,542#57
@bponline · 111,499#58
@imnotbozhena · 503,413#59
@veronikastepanova20011 · 485,789#60
@theblueprintnews · 72,397#61
@theblueprintru · 96,528#62
@Viva_la_vika · 43,166#63
@temalebedev · 968,890#64
@Peopletalkru · 183,451#65
@omanko · 112,972#66
@smmrus · 124,993#67
@kinopoisk · 794,793#68
@Lauradjagadiary · 75,564#69
@mariakakdela · 94,809#70
@creative · 133,547#71
@varya_daily · 31,565#72
@eschulmann · 299,917#73
@thenoisetier · 32,665#74
@prbezposhady · 151,307#75
@shipilovaks · 46,479#76
@mukhinss · 54,409#77
@setters · 82,645#78
@Avodonaeva · 143,943#79
@pravilamagru · 63,680#80
@zhidkovskiy_beauty · 150,037#81
@ksenia_solovieva · 51,813#82
@afishadaily · 71,733#83
@zashmot · 105,520#84
@rogov24 · 184,829#85
@sysoevfm · 331,094#86
@lifestylewhat · 45,706#87
@dikiye_outdoor · 17,301#88
@Juliacatcalo · 24,100#89
Read from Telegram’s recommendation API, most recently 12 August 2026. Telegram holds a list like this for a small and growing share of the register — how this is measured, and why most channel pages show nothing here.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
@planetazemlyaastro · 63,605
Telegram ranks this channel #1 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 21 August 2026
@moon_ezoterica · 38,072
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 31 August 2026
@vasilisavolodina_official · 134,252
Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 13 August 2026
@kosmo_woman22 · 70,965
Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 20 August 2026
@alinaguess · 106,959
Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 14 August 2026
@mashaivakova · 39,579
Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 31 August 2026
@ermolinaastrolog · 44,716
Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 27 August 2026
@tatakalnitskaya · 75,447
Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 19 August 2026
@katrin_dya · 39,530
Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 29 August 2026
@dmitrylubnin · 92,038
Telegram ranks this channel #17 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 17 August 2026
@chekhov_life · 74,085
Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 19 August 2026
@alionadol · 75,455
Telegram ranks this channel #24 of 92 here — alongside 91 others — read 19 August 2026
@pollyhey · 47,791
Telegram ranks this channel #31 of 80 here — alongside 79 others — read 26 August 2026
@mamavtelegrame · 46,649
Telegram ranks this channel #32 of 88 here — alongside 87 others — read 26 August 2026
@eatsleepwear · 86,932
Telegram ranks this channel #33 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 17 August 2026
@semak_anna · 36,477
Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 1 September 2026
@mironovanastasiia · 145,759
Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 25 August 2026
@muzhitskaya · 162,411
Telegram ranks this channel #34 of 91 here — alongside 90 others — read 12 August 2026
@belogaifedor · 38,653
Telegram ranks this channel #35 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 30 August 2026
@simsimmsk · 39,118
Telegram ranks this channel #38 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 31 August 2026
@shelest_kristina_v · 37,929
Telegram ranks this channel #40 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 1 September 2026
@yourgreatlife · 49,053
Telegram ranks this channel #42 of 89 here — alongside 88 others — read 27 August 2026
@napomynanie · 70,197
Telegram ranks this channel #44 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 20 August 2026
@alexanderpalienko · 68,247
Telegram ranks this channel #45 of 87 here — alongside 86 others — read 20 August 2026
This channel appears in 158 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Ретроградный Меркурий” (@retrogrademercury), 161,361 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/retrogrademercury.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.